Ask a UK Police officer anything

We're you bullied at school or are you just a cunt that likes to push people around?

>>732014422
Why are you all useless fucking idiots?

why are you scared of pakis?

Do you enjoy being the laughingstock of the world? Is it fun to allow muslims to wreck your nation?

>>732014422
nasty pig cunt fucking kill yourself

>>732014422

Actual question:
Are you really all unarmed?
If yes - do you receive special training to deal with armed criminals?

>>732014466
Can't say I was, although was in an 'outsider' group.

>>732014481
Can't really speak for the whole country as a whole. The officers I work with are all very competent at their jobs.

>>732014422
What police force?

>>732014644
very competent at fucking up peoples lives and being cunts in general, pat urselves on the back.

>>732014422

Thanks for doing what you do.

I've travelled the world, and I always take the time to ask a police officer a few questions in a new country. Nothing comes close to a UK copper, excluding perhaps inner london cops, who get uppity.

>>732014422
Do you carry a firearm?

>>732014560
?

>>732014591
Good one

>>732014636
Generally speaking, yes. Although there are specialised units designated to carry firearms and respond to incidents that necessitate it. We receive appropriate training to deal with weapons. Although any firearms incidents (which are few and far in-between where I work) are normally dealt with by armed units.

>>732014644
>The officers I work with are all competent
>They all proceed to get fucked by a single paki armed with nothing but a machete
Choose one.

>>732014422
What's the deal with weed n coppers always trying to ruin people's day by kicking doors off for half Oz

>>732014732
Appreciate the kind words. I also agree that the Met police can be a little uneasy at times.

>>732014775
No, the vast majority of UK officers don't. We're one of the few remaining forces in the world like this.

>>732014422
why do you trick and manipulate people so much and talk to everyone in such an inhuman way like theyre not even there theyre just an object, and never listen to what theyre actually saying, and treat us like 6yo idiots? that shits just disrespectful and enraging to say the least. id prefer if you were just outright violent instead tbh.
eg. all the times iv been arrested its "cant you just come over here, youve not done anything wrong we just need to have a chat". bam. handcuffs. you never listen to what were saying you just ignore us, you already have it in your head whats going to happen and who you think we are

>>732014422
Did you bang that chick on the right? She looks like fun in the sack.

Have you ever chucked a Paki down the stairs but said he was trying to use his magic Muslim powers to fly away from you?

Pro tip: Don't try and arrest me for 'hate speech'.

>>732014973
Whether or not I agree with the current legal stance on cannabis, bottom line is that its against the law. If you're in possession, you take the associated risks. Although a raid for half an ounce is unusual.

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>>732014422
"describe your country in one image"

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>>732015035
>mfw the chick actually fucks the guy with a big black strap-on

Why don't you carry a damn gun?

>>732014422
I'm a 22 year old American who carries a gun around everyday for personal defense, even tho I live in a very low crime area. Does it upset you that after all your training and being placed in dangerous situations as part of your job you are (most likely) unarmed? I don't understand that at all, guns may be uncommon in the U.K. But aren't you basicly fucked if 3 crazy guys come at you with knives/clubs to kill you as part of some terror plot?

>>732014824
>Generally speaking, yes. Although there are specialised units designated to carry firearms and respond to incidents that necessitate it. We receive appropriate training to deal with weapons. Although any firearms incidents (which are few and far in-between where I work) are normally dealt with by armed units.

Impressive.
Keep up the good work and greetings from germany. Nice to know that not everybody on 4chan changed into a right-wing-edgelord in the past decade.

>>732014422
If you were to fight against psni, who would win?

>>732015263
Not OP but answer is simple, situations which would need a firearm are rare in the majority of the uk

>>732015139
Haha

>>732015263
Politics. Tradition? Lack of gun ownership. I don't know dude, ask our joke of a government.

>>732014422

How many people have you arrested for having a cheeky slash in a back alley after chucking out time at the pub?

>>732015399
Check'd

would you suck my dick?

what's it like living in calgary

>>732015015
>>732015465
yeah thats what i though, just avoid the question.
youre fucking scum
how does it feel to be hated by everyone except old ladies.

>>732015334
I envy your right to protect yourself. The answer to your question is: Yes, we would indeed be fucked.

>>732015399
PSNI hands down. They'd just shoot us lmao.

>>732014422
how do you actually feel about drugs? have you/would you try them?

>>732015650
LOL!

>>732015334
I'm a 40 year old American and I'm kind of ashamed that violent crime is more common in my country than in any other to the point that it seems odd that not all police have to be armed because their citizens aren't as bat-shit crazy as ours and that's considered normal.

>>732015130
I was sat in my friends with a couple chicks playing poker n smokig, coppers banged on the door, came in and confiscated all the weed. Why would they do that?? Fucking ridiculous if you ask me

>>732014422
how do you feel about the name change of a marathon bar to snikers?

>>732014422
You see a muslim looking sus. you letting him go or are you bringing that suicide bomber in?

NIGGERS MUST BE ENSLAVED

NIGGERS MUST BE ENSLAVED

NIGGERS MUST BE ENSLAVED

NIGGERS MUST BE ENSLAVED

If three people came at you with guns, you'd be fucked too. Escalation isn't a solution.

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Why are kobolds so cute?

>>732014422

Why do you guys allowed the sexual exploitation of children by Arab and Muslim men without batting an eyelid, and even going as far as accepting bribes, covering up crimes, disposing of bodies, expunging their offences and even participating yourself?

Before you try being coy and saying it doesn't happen, I'm going to tell you I'm someone who knows it does.

>>732015642
I didn't answer because I've been through it all before. There's no answer that individuals like yourself will sit down and actually consider.

'BUT FAM, Y U NICK ME AND ME GIRL FOR. PIGS BLUD. PIGS.'

etc.

>>732015778
exactly, if every cop had guns there would be more pressure to make guns available to the general public which in turn would raise the firearm crime rate

>>732014730
awww
sad to see that the brits still breed their fair share of mindless hooligans.

cops are what you make of them.
act like an asshole, get treated like one.

>>732015753
Because it's against the law?

>>732015872
i get that you have to deal with people like that, but you treat everyone how you treat them, you dont adapt, its the same cookie cutter approach to everything.

>>732015650
Well im pro gun in general, but it's beyond the pale that those who are willing to put themselves in harms way aren't even allowed to be armed. Much respect to you for serving your country and community despite being handicapped by these overbearing regulations hope you stay safe out there.

>>732015973
thats my point, iv never acted like an asshole by a cop ever, but iv been pushed around and fucked over by them too many times. iv never had a positive experience with the police. they treat everyone like dirt. as a result of my experiences iv cultivated a passionate hate for the cunts.

>>732015437
So the UK has a cheap government. Unless you have AIDS that is.

>>732015660
I'm of the opinion that all drugs should be decriminalised. Prohibition doesn't work. Being addicted to heroin doesn't make you a criminal it means you have a condition. Yes, I have tried them.

>>732015753
Because its illegal. Surely you understand that? Be a little more subtle next time, your neighbors probably complained.

>>732015766
Unacceptable.

>>732015771
What's 'looking sus'? I mean, I know what sus is, but how?

>>732015777
Edgy

>>732015856
There is no 'you guys'. There's thousands of us, some of us evidently fucked up if what you're saying is correct.

>>732014422
why do you shoot black people always?

>>732016088
Much love.

>>732016222
I've, it's I've

>>732015973
>Because it's illegal

Yeah I get that it's just so many people smoke it, grow it. States in the USA have legalised it so have a few countries so what's the issue. Against the law is a cop out to me.

>>732015973
cops are as human and fallible as everyone else, just as the laws they uphold can be overreaching or discriminatory and unfair.
stay humble

>>732016343
you're a cop, why can't you make the weed legal then?

>>732016668
I don't even know where to start with this.

>>732016636
seriously? dont be that twat. iv is easier to type.

>>732016343

A lot of you have "fucked up".
And you guys have a habit of covering for one another.

I know of a particular station that's been accepting bribes for the past decade and the IPCC have refused to investigate despite being given photographic evidence.

Since civilians have very little legal way of sorting this mass of corruption out, I predict it could turn very violent in the future. And then civvies wont be differentiating between those who were helping and those who knew little to nothing about it.

>>732016644
their job is to uphold the law whether they agree with it completely or not

I saw a UK cop knock over a fecking tomato stand chasing some knobber down the whole block if you ask me, not very fecking professional at all I mean he could have stepped aside it but no cheeky cunt had to run himself right through
right cheeky lot you UK 'officers', glad I don't stay long when I visit the fecking UK

>>732014422
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?

Why do you do nothing about the muslim pedophile gangs in Rotherham? Young girls are groomed, trafficked and raped and you do nothing about it.

>>732016793
start by making it legal?..
you know the paperwork shit, you figure it out for us laymen

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>>732016950

>>732016978
that would be the job of politicians and lawyers not police

>>732016962
The fact I don't work in Rotherham probably has something to do with it.

>>732016950
If I were a US cop. About 23 shots to the back as he runs away should do the trick.

>>732016950
With diligence, precision, but most of all great caution for the man's obviously mentally ill state of mind.

Eric thread Mr. Philips, +7 upboats to u

>>732017059

Right but this is a general trend across the UK. Also, I would have thought you would have more insight into this question than a regular citizen.

Which are worse, Pakis or black people? https://youtu.be/f_2XRZTuf0Y

>>732016668
Wow, how thick are you?. The police don't make the laws, they just blindly enforce them.

>>732017041
but you enforce the law in the physical sense right?
stop enforcing laws regarding marijuana use!
then it becomes "legal"
then it becomes 'legal'
then it becomes legal.
WINRAR

>>732015334
you realize that gun crime is a massive problem in usa and not the uk right?
a uk cops biggest fear is knife attacks, still serious but preferable to having gun attacks as your biggest worry.
also you do realize a uk cops most likely cause of death is from road traffic accidents.
keep a sense of perspective, terror attacks and knife crime are scary but nowhere near the likelyhood of getting injured in a car crash and people dont seem to get all up in arms about trying to limit road deaths in the same way as terrorism

>>732016978
The Filth don't make laws, you dumb fucking cunt.

>>732017199
I have solution.
Refer to:
>>732017206

>>732017216
And that's securitization theory for you. Terrorism is seen as the biggest threat according to government.

>>732016250
found the moron

>>732017246
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>>732017216
>gun crime is a massive problem in usa
how can that be???????

>>732017173
I'm afraid I have no insight to offer. The police isn't a secret society where everyone gathers and discusses the latest goings-on and how we can all conspire to take bribes. I couldn't even point to Rotherham on a map to be honest.

>>732017206
Just cos the filth don't enforce something doesn't make it legal, weed isn't illegal in the UK, you just need a license to grow it, and the government only give licenses to grow to the pharma companies.

>>732017394
I don't believe you.
>found a frontman

youre pathetic, youre more interested in someones spelling and sarky comebacks than helping someone, youre more interested in locking people up than fighting for justice, youre more interested in ridiculing people than helping them. youre nothing but and insecure beta fag who wasn't popular in highschool so you traded your humanity for power to manipulate people as a government drone. what are you when you take that uniform off? youre one of us, youre just a person. the uniform and the power goes to your head, every single one of you. youre not equipped to deal with it. the very fact we have cops on the street who also visit /b/ is somewhat alarming.
its your job to help people, its your job to be concerned for others welfare. but all you do is prosecute and persecute and throw your weight around to make yourself feel good.

>>732017426
If not a single copper in the UK decided to enforce any criminalization of marijuana distribution or usage, it might not be technically legal, but it sure would be in the literal sense.
Think about it.

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Why is it so rare to find yiff on 4chan?

>>732017564
did someone feck your mother sideways?

>>732017564
I mean, I wasn't the guy who corrected your grammar. >>732015872 was my one and only response to you.

Each to his own I guess.

>>732017669
youre just proving my point mate, youre a shitty cop and you think its funny.

>>732017173
>>732017059
>>732016962

You have no opinion on this kind of thing:

"a 13-year-old girl, "with disrupted clothing", found by police in a house at 3 am with a group of men who had given her vodka. A neighbour had called the police after hearing the girl scream. The girl was arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but the men were not questioned."

>>732017577
have you ever been to a festival?, london?, anywhere where there are lots of people smoking?, they don't get nicked, cos the filth can't be arsed, it doesn't make it legal, maybe closer to decriminalised, but no where near legal. There is a massive difference. Think about it. It wouldn't be legal in the literal sense because it's literally not legal. I truly wish it was, but this country is too backwards and the government are way to bent to do that. also these captchas are a fucking pain in the arse....

>>732014422
Hi mate, I'm keen to join the Queensland Police Service, Just wondering, how did you get over all the dickheads (including your friends) freaking out about you joining, maybe family as well. I don't know why I just feel the compulsion to serve.

>>732017887
Shit like this happens all the time, the cops on the street might give a fuck, but the top cops don't care at all.

>>732017887

Let me put it another way. If you were in the same situation, wherever you operate. what would you do?

>>732017991
because they're young rich white uni students, they're just being edgy, it doesn't count :)

>>732017260
the govmnt has to respond to the people and they easily get wound up about terror attacks (which are way lower in incidence than in previous decades, check the 70's and 80's numbers)
tabloids splash terror attacks on their front pages to sell papers, if it bleeds it leads and nothing works more than playing on the publics emotions and fear.
if the govmnt didnt say that terrorism was a top priority they would lose big numbers of votes, so they placate the fears of the public by making a big show of anti terror work and legislation.
and at the same time they get to pass laws with sweeping investigatory powers which invade the privacy of innocent citizens and remove rights from them. but fuck that at least them terrorists are being dealt with right?
"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both" benjamin franklin

>>732018001
Anyone who would 'freak out' about you wanting to serve should not be considered your friend. Family is another matter, but maybe sit down and talk to them.

Best of luck with your application mate.

>>732018071

Well, If ever I was a police officer who was told to protect the rapists and not care about the girls, I would resign on principle and do my best to expose the practice.

>>732014466
>UK police
>cunt

How many British police officers have you interacted with? Cause very few are cunts kek

>>732014422
Is that a knife?

>>732018222
i could ask you the same question???
very few of them are not cunts.
what part of the country do you live in?

>>732018280
I think what you're looking at is a telescopic baton, lol.

>>732018222
some people are cunts, therefore cops can be cunts too. it just depends on if a disproportionate number of cunts wanna be cops or get to be cops

>>732018199
People have been trying to do that, it's easy to get shut down when all the top brass, government and social services are against you. My sister used to work with naughty kids in Leeds, one of her girls was known to be at a gangsters house, plied with smack, when she called the police to tell them and ask if they would go and get the 14 year old, they told her to go herself. They wanted a woman on her own to go to a known dealer/ gangster/ nasty cunts gaff and get the girl out on her own, everything she was told to do has been written down and is with lawyers until it all gets exposed like Rotherham.

>>732018222
Small town cops are the worst, they resent being in a small town and like to flex their muscles now and again, most Met cops are ok, and just wanna get home alive at the end of a shift, a few of them shot people for no reason but hey, thats life!.

>>732018158
Thanks for your advice mate, I agree. Many thanks and I wish you the best with your service. I am an Aus fag it is true, I went to England last year and the coppers I got to know and train with (bjj) were humble and absolute top class. Cheers mate

>>732018496

A follow up question then:

Why do the top brass, government and social services have this agenda? Any idea?

Lets play spot the dick-head. I can almost guarantee that anyone disparaging this officer is in-fact a very shitty person and therefor either is projecting there own personality flaws upon him or has had a "Night ruined" by an officer telling them to stop setting street fires or some shit.

Ive met enough of these kind of people to know that they are:
*Not polite
*Fucking stupid
*Violent or have a constant Aggressive demeanor
*Entitled
*Empathetic

Usually a good sprinkle of at-least a few of these traits.

>>732018693
>Lets play spot the dickhead
Found one

>>732018496
It is largely unavoidable, but it can be fixed in a way that benefits the people. simply get rid of all victimless crimes.

Some cops will be jerks but other people wont mind if a rapist or other violent criminal gets roughed up a bit.

>>732018222
do you even live in this country?
it also depends on the type of cop. the local bobbies can be friendly for the most part. trafic cops are the worst, they think they're fucking terminator/robo cop and everyone is the enemy to them. they even buy their own gear to achieve maximum tacti-cool look, with their blacked out oakleys and trousers tucked into boots haha.
iv almost been killed twice in the last week alone by traffic cops on blues thinking theyre mika hakkinen. for what? chasing someone without raod tax? fuckoff. no regard for other peoples lives.

ur retard?

>>732018665
I think they just don't care, if it's not happening to them or some one they know then they just think let the scummy fuckers do what they will. No agenda, just no compassion, understanding or empathy. They don't like causing a stir because most of the people doing this are of asian decent and they don't want to be seen as racist, even though it's not racist to nick a kiddie fucker. They are all scared of not being seen a PC, rather than just nicking nasty cunts that need locking up. And before any of you racist cunts chime in with it's always pakis and all that crap, a lot of the gangs are white cunts too, just look at the catholic church...

Why are you useless at every important job that needs to be policed.

>>732019104
Stop your Whataboutism.

>>732019145
wtf fuck is whataboutism?. English? do you know it?.

>>732019209
>?.

>>732014422
No questions, just dropping in to say you're a cunt

>>732014422
In you experience, which "type" of person is the worst kind of police?

In my experiencce it is the short blond girls. I would guess that they feel quite powerless around the other bigger and manlier police, so when they have a chance to get in a extra hit or two on a criminal they will. Also, they tend to have quite a 'bitchy' attitude.

>>732019209
What the fuck fuck

>>732014422
Checked, Do you wish you could carry guns like we do in the USA?

>>732019104

OK , well thank you for answering my questions.

>>732019209
what the wtf are you even asking

>>732019270
yep the blondes who are a bit past their prime and have something to prove, and the short bald guys with small... feet.
none of them are particularly intelligent regardless.

>>732019374
what does this mean>>732019145

>>732019270
Actually quite a good question. I think the worst kind are the people who are in it for the badge and its benefits. People who have no regard for the community in which they work. Also officers that are unable to listen and instead just go straight to hands-on.

Tough question though.

>>732015777
The Trips Of Truth

>>732019292
>>732019437
this

>>732019445
so, all of you then.?
cunts.

>>732019519
.?

>>732019445
haha you just described every cop iv ever met

>>732019672
If EVERY cop you've ever met is like this to you, it's probably just you being a rowdy cunt lmao

If dubs OP is actually Sherlock Holmes

Thanks for looking out for us in the UK OP, I don't think police get told this enough. I've met some great coppers in my time, good fair and trustworthy.

If you found someone with drugs on them, what happens? I know class As are always supposed to result in some action, but what about Bs and Cs?
Also, how would the conduct/appearance (e.g. Chavvy McChavface as opposed to someone reasonably dressed and reasonably well-spoken) of the person who's carrying them influence your actions under such a situation?

>>732014422
Burn in hell stupid pig. I hope someone shoots you in your goddamn face and rapes your family.

>>732020217
are you an edgy 12 year old?, you sound like one. Twat.

>>732014422
Who are you voting for in the election given that May wants to further reduce Police numbers and Labour don't know what numbers are?

>>732014422
why are you guys such fucking pussies I laff every time I see a video of a uk cop getting beat up when if they had a fucking gun to defend themselves they would have never been in danger

>>732020099
Any sort of controlled substance will generally result in an arrest. Cannabis is a weird one - While being a class B, you'll generally get off with a warning first time if the amount isn't excessive.

For me, personally, personal appearance has zero impact on the action I take. However, I cant speak for other officers. Nowadays we all wear body cams so rest-assured any discrimination will be recorded.

>>732015469
>implying OP doesn't have a cheeky slash in a back alley

>>732020317
kek, true.

>>732020307
Oh wah wah someone on the internet made me feel bad! Go fuck a pig you white knighting faggot.

>>732020454
if they had guns then they would just get stolen off of the cops and used against them

>>732020317
I'm LibDem all the way.

>>732020454
>Going out and facing potentially armed criminals without a gun
>Pussies

Pick one.

>>732014422
There's a man in Liverpool with a gun that has just one bullet in it. How many dozens of you will it take to arrest him?

>>732014422
The UK has a police force? All I see is paid corporate goons who suck CEO and Politician dick that's wrapped in money.

>>732014422
how do you handle assailants with assault spoons and forks?

>>732020644
ha ha ha, you think you made me feel bad?, how the fuck did you come to that conclusion?, I just think that people who wish rape on people are fucked up little 12 year old boys with no understanding of life, people or anything else. You sad little fuck. It takes a lot more than some child to make me 'feel bad'. cock knocker.

>>732020523
Intredasting, thank you. What's the protocol with things in powdered form or otherwise not immediately identifiable? Are you kept at the station until it's determined what it is (i.e. ketamine vs cocaine, the former being a B and the latter an A), or do they record everything and give you a court date?

>>732020747
He already said they have a special unit for that.

>>732020675
>going out and getting beat up by niggers
>so brave so stronk

What self defence style do you train? I've heard that most police officers practice Krav Maga...true?

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>>732014422
How does it feel to know when the day of the rope comes and politicians are being lynched through the streets you will have a difficult choice to make between standing with the revolution or defending the corrupt politicians?
and where will you stand?

>>732018496
Yeah it'll get exposed 20 years after the guys with money are long dead. Look at Jimmy Saville and the BBC pedo ring.

>>732014422
Will you take away my expensive benchmade butterfly knife if you find me with it in public?

>>732014422
OP, if you are still here

How high on the list of priorities are cannabis growers? Are there situations where you are aware of grows taking place, but decide not to do anything about it?

If yes, what is the point at which a 'set-up' moves up the priority list to the point where you can't ignore it anymore?

Or do you literally have to act on every piece of intel you ever get?

>>732020900
You'll be taken into custody and kept there until it's identified. This normally takes seconds, but don't expect them to hurry up and release you if you're stupid enough to walk around with a baggie full of baking soda.

>>732021075
We weren't taught any specific style, just how to handle the situation when it comes.

>>732021434
Sad and prolly true, the really bastards will never get nicked, maybe just the lower down scumbags.

>>732021472
OP isn't coming back because he realized what stupid fuck he was for joining the police force.

>>732021472
Not OP, But a grower, Depends on where you live, different forces have different policies, in Durham and Cumbria they don't really give a fuck as long as you ain't a Viet gangster. The top cop from Thames Valley was on TV saying she wouldn't bust some one for growing " two plants on their window sill". In Scotland you'll be fucked for 2 plants.....

>>732021472
It varies hugely from force-to-force. Where I'm from we're pretty hot on it, although they're tasked based on available resources. Cannabis farms are generally dealt with by a specialised unit (which i'm not part of). However, if you're growing you will be caught eventually, someone will let something slip or a chopper with catch that interesting heat signal.

>>732021548
kek, that's not my intention by any means, I know that shit's about as retarded as you can get. Kinda like the "AM I BEING DETAINED" people
What do they use to identify it? A mass spectrometer perhaps?

>>732021548
but I fucking love baking soda!. and it's not illegal to carry.

>>732014422
What is it like to be part of the biggest gang in the UK?

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Oi oi, wots all this then? is that TV licence you owe? time to lock you up for 10 years for using piratebay and turn a blind eye while your kids are being raped by pakis.
Do you see why nobody likes police yet?
and save your "until you need us" line, I wouldn't need you if I had a fucking right to defend myself and my family with a gun you government cuck.

Can you stop arrestermerizing my dad please? Thanks.

>>732021774
I highly doubt you'll catch us all, the heat thing is mainly for people growing in big, industrial places. If you have a tent in a spare room you'll be safe as houses, if you keep your gob shut. Don't believe the lies the police tell you about growing, it's safer than crossing the road.

>>732021774
Loose lips sink ships, but...
>The chopper will catch you meme
I'm starting to doubt you.

>>732021792
Chemical test strips, turns varied colours depending on the substance.

>>732015015
>all the times I've been arrested
Maybe, and just maybe, hear me out this is just a thought. You were actually doing something that constitutes criminal conduct to get arrested by a law enforcement officer? It's just a rough draft though, I'm not finished....

>>732021774
I've known people that have grown for 30 years plus, not a sniff, stop spreading lies and fear and focus on catching all the drunk twats that smash up each other (costing the NHS loads) and smashing up and puking in town centers every weekend. We ain't the criminals.

Why can't we have better guns in the uk? They charge ridiculous prices for the license never mind the guns and now in Scotland they've made it so you have to have a license for air guns... AIR GUNS. How do we change this? Or make it better for the gun community in Britain?

>>732015856
>before you say it doesn't happen, I'm going to tell you I'm someome who knows it does
Gee Bill, that doesn't mean a fucking thing nor prove anything to strangers on the internet

>>732022539
Write to your local MP, vote for parties who support gun ownership (UKIP, lmao).

But honestly our government are cucks, expect things to get worse rather than better.

>>732016222
The amount of contact you have with leo's mean you probably are doing something to warrant their attention. Do you really think they want to deal with people.

>>732022639
I'm not asking for fully automatic arms like most people think, I just want to be able to fire full bore semi automatic rifles and pistols. Is it true that the gun laws haven't changed the rate of gun crimes? Also how do we get rid of the large left community that seems to hate the thought of being British? They make it out that people who love the thought of being British is racist etc etc

>>732014422
Exactly how accurate is Hot Fuzz? Pls Respond

I feel bad for you police officers, constantly being labeled racist so can't do your job such as The Rotherham Child Abuse scandal.

Plus, you get fat pieces of slob shit women who do fuck all but have to keep them because of equality

>>732023215
Suprisingly. Although I've never chased a swan.

>>732017819
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>732023526
Not a real copper then!. What do you guys think of PCSO's?

>>732023482
You feel sorry for police opting to go the politically correct libcuck left wing cover up route to protect paedophile grooming gangs over raped young girls some of whom have since taken their own lives and others who were murdered like Charlene Downes?

>>732014578
Let me guess, American? You're beneath us. Show us British some respect.

r polis gey https://youtu.be/f_2XRZTuf0Y

>>732015139
Nothing a good beating wouldn't fix.

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Their punishment for this injustice and wrongful arrest? They were all awarding themselves with promotions and medals.

>>732023637
The public give PCSOs a super rough time. Its a shame really, they deal with a lot of the petty stuff that would otherwise waste a lot of our time. Mad respect to my community support homies.

>>732015263
Because we're not as simple or as uncivilised as you little Americans. Be more like us. (Not a suggestion)

>>732014422
how many blacks have the combined LE of the entirety of Britain killed across all time?

>>732015334
Nobody cares that you're American, but well done for announcing that you're an idiot. Now keep your mouth shut and let the grown ups talk.

>>732015749
Nobody cares that you're American but well done for announcing to us that you're an idiot. (Compared to the British)

>>732016962
With their muslamic ray guns, oh no.

>>732023990
yeah, as a member of the public, we think that they are a waste of time, they can't do jack shit and they don't even have the ability to be a real cop. Hobby bobbies and plastic pigs.

>>732023700
No, I supported it when they all got sacked. They should have all been jailed for holding evidence and negligence as well as other crimes.
But the fact that if an officer stops more Muslims than whites in an Area, no matter the demographics of the area or crime in the area, the media deems them racist and they loose their jobs.

In extreme cases it causes shit like Rotherham. Thats the libcucks ruining our country, I agree. But the police are a political institution now and feal the brunt of it.
They will get the sack if they step out. But Rotherham was when someone should have said something and stopped this shit.

Well they did, UKIP and the Conservatives did and Rotherham hated them for it.

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>>732024163
which would be cute if it weren't true

>>732019305
Don't compare your inferior country to us (Britain). We're above you. Show us some respect.

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>>732014422
Is this okay in the UK?

>>732024258
When has a police been sacked or fucked by the media by simply stopping more muslims than white in an area? I read the guardian and bbc and shit and that never shows up.

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>>732024258
>Conservatives did
no they didn't, Theresa May herself dropped all interest in a renewed investigation to institutionalised child abuse.

>all got sacked
who told you that shit?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/rotherham-police-awards-bash-held-5233191

>>732014422
When u or other officers suspect someone is smoking weed do u actually bother doing anything?

>>732017394
Maybe that's because it's spelled Rotterdam, it's in the Netherlands

>>732024253
Not OP, also a member of the public
I think if they were designated as police liaison officers or something, they could indeed visit houses and collect statements and shit, stuff that is 'beneath' the real fuzz. Would be efficient

But the whole 'not real cops' meme has gone too far. You can't expect people to take them seriously when they threaten kids who just run away, because they can, simple as.

A related video for OP for answering our questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_MxiBqp5d4

Not sure if this was actually banned, I'm sure I saw it on TV once, but it's strangely relevant to this day.

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>>732024493
Police stations don't make it public when someone gets the sack. The person that gets arrested doesn't make it public either. Thats just common sense.

Since Stephen Lawrence and the concept of canteen culture, police have been under high scrutiny.

What's the trickiest situation you've had to deal with?

Also, how are your interactions generally with the public? I have nothing against police, but a lot of people seem to

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>>732024800
stop talking shite, Rotherham police were under scrutiny and there was an outcry for justice you fucking muppet and it was never given.
Some got shuffled to a different department or moved to another station, NONE were fired.
The council staff were supposedly all fired but as you see here >>732024618
they did a similar thing the police did, move some furniture around and hope for the best that the public would turn a blind eye.
Hence why Rotherham city council and the police were trying to stop all protests being allowed to take place.

>>732014422
I know a few PCs and CSOs personally, and this is going to be a sweeping generalisation, but they all have some weird god complex and are pretty much assholes... especially the CSOs and their determination that they are "real" police officers because they wear the badge, but lack the power of a special, or even a regular civvie.

> Out of the other coppers you know, is this a common theme amongst them, or are there actually some decent people on the force out there?

>>732014422
Me and my mates bun around 60's on Friday every week. you want to tag along?

Do you go easier on fellow white Brits ? Are you tougher on wogs and pakis ?

>>732014422
where you born a pig or are you just appropriating pig culture

>>732026167
I think the thousands of grooming gang cases being covered up and swept under the rug is evidence enough of what the answer to that is.
Oh yeah, its still going on too, the media and police along with the complicit government still continue to cover it all up.
Meanwhile EDL, Britain First and the like are silenced, banned from protesting and locked up for freedom of speech.

Is it hard to throw your bullets into the air then hit them with your little club into the niggers?

>>732018312
South Wales here and they're fine, the only ones who hate them are the scumbags who think their solid and want to act rebellious.

>>732015139
Met this kid a few times, first time he was 11 with a fat spliff in his mouth. Right little cunt.

>>732026469
Thats because EDL and the like are a bunch of fucking idiots, no council or police will ever side with a bunch of thick, racist, scum fucks that can't even spell their names. They go about everything the wrong way, they are not clever enough to get into proper politics so they have to use fear and violence to try to get their backward retarded views across, they use Christianity to their own ends and its fucking obvious that they aren't Christians at all. Fuck me, those dumb cunts can only just find their way to JD sports to buy new white Reebok classics, how they manage to get to the dole office to sign on is beyond me, maybe they have a special bus or something?

>>732026693
or in other words you have never had to deal with them and being failed by them.
try telling them you have been burgled and expect a PCSO in a week or two if they happen to be passing by to give you a 'crime reference number' and for it all to be dropped.
Heaven forbid you ever have a member of your family raped because you will find out the hard way how they treat them as slags with remorse, even if they are under age.

Why are you a cunt??

>>732026890
>Thats because EDL and the like are a bunch of fucking idiots, no council or police will ever side with a bunch of thick, racist, scum fucks that can't even spell their names.
I see, how is the job at the BBC doing?

>>732014422
Why are you such cowards? Why do you guys betray your own people when it comes to Muslims? There are hundreds of examples of Muslim rape gangs destroying your own children and women and yet you do nothing. How can you live with yourselves knowing that you can't even do the one job the people pay you to do?

so i live in Brighton

and man i've snorted K, coke and done mandy with police around. people smoke weed and police don't give a fuck, so long as they're peaceful ofc
especially on the seafront/beach area

squat raves police turns up makes sure everyones okay and nobody dead, checked the passed out ones to see if theyre not alone etc

party kept going

i have lots of respect for you people
i fucking love you guys, keep doin wot u doin <3

>>732026942
doing?, I assume you meant going. Proving my point. I'm not a BBC worker at all, just not some inbred, estate dwelling fuck nugget that hates others because their life is shit due to lack of intelligence and laziness. Hurr durr dem pakis stolen my jobs. Get back to robbing yer mums fags out of her purse and get out and sell some more fucking Avon products you thick shite.

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>>732014422
How often do you deal with maniacal muslims in your area?

>>732023865
>You're beneath us.

Your country fell into irrelevance decades ago. Leaving the EU has just cemented the UK as being a nation that no longer has a place in the global discussion. Enjoy getting reamed by the EU and begging for scraps.

You aren't really in a position to claim superiority to anyone anymore, and the attempts to do so just sound delusional and a little sad.

>>732027237
I think you will find doing is perfectly acceptable in modern English but your grammar Nazi skills aside...
Spoken like a true libcuck left wing brain dead cuck who will defend a bunch of child raping savages and dismiss all protesters against such acts as chavs and thugs.
Sorry but I'd rather be a drunken chav (of which I am neither) than a child rapist protector.
Take a long walk off a short plank, you rape enabling prick.
You are either a liberal media sheep or a university student who has a Che Guevara poster on his wall thinking its edgy or original.
I bet you vote Labour, voted against Brexit, protested against Trump with the rest of the George Soros sponsored drones.

>>732024006
And get wrecked in world wars, right?

>>732027559
Literally never. Not one.

>>732027646
>>732027673
>>>/bant/
Literally a board for this exact kind of shit.
Fuck off there, pair of you.

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>>732027237
you're still a wanker for not openly taking pride in your country
>edl are dumb but they are no victims

>>732027778
A board for common knowledge? No wonder you get wrecked as a whole lol, I am not trying to make a statement

>>732027647
oh, if I could even be bothered to type a proper response. you are a dick and I hope that you die very soon. You just spread hate, that doesn't solve anything. I am not a rape enabler at all, whereas you are sure a fucking dick. Die in a fire, please.

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>>732014422
Why is your opinion of knife crimes in the UK?

>>732027817
I take pride in my country, maybe you could too. You lot are just a fucking embarrassment to the rest of us.

>>732027946
I'm not the one defending paedophiles.
I am appalled and want justice for the victims.
I think only sane people know which of the two of us deserve to die in a fire.
Have a nice day and don't forget to vote Corbyn and wave a banner about racism or whatever the flavour of the month libcuckery is when you get back to Uni tomorrow between your liberal arts studies.

>>732027973
I mean the stats you posted, if reliable, are almost a decade old. However I do agree that its still a serious problem within cities - can't say I've seen THAT many knives where I work.

How do you shoot blacks if you don't have guns.

Do you just beat them instead?

Do you just beat pakis/refugees instead?

>>732016935
Ah to be sure to be sure.

>>732028021
well you can go deal with the muslim rape gangs then lol, the whole lot of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Se8zUDUaQ0

>>732027973
OP left to tend to his bull.
Niggers gon' nig
There's been about 11 fatal stabbings in the last fortnight in London alone.
There has been a suspiciously quiet description of the perpetrators in the media, I think we all know why.

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>>732028311
>>732027973

I wonder what those "Not stated" stand for?
Wheres the middle eastern category...

>>732028148
I wasn't defending pedos either, you are just jumping to the wrong conclusions, and using all the normal language, cuck, libcucker and all that crap, does Tommy Robinson tell you fuck knuckles what to write or do you have meeting to decide who's gonna use the big word today?. And for you info, I'm not a fucking student and never have been. Have fun voting for the people that will kill the NHS, destroy the education system ( not that you have used it), ban any ones that isn't British then moan that you can't get a chicken tikka massala....wankers.

>>732028492
The best you can hope for from our media is "youths".

>>732028250
As I have said in previous posts, the filth know that its asian gangs doing a lot of it but won't act due to all that PC bullshit. You bunch of fuck nuggets only focus on the asians, what about the catholic church?, what about the church of England?, all the BBC pedos get ignored by you lot too. Crawl back in to you little hole and carry on fantasising about the whore jayda

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>>732014422
Where is your gun to shoot innocent dindus?

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>>732028573
blah blah yoookip yooookip <insert BBC panel show script here> blah
anyway you have to go, your taxi has arrived.
I will side with the victims and you continue to side with the grooming gangs and the fuckers that covered it all up, don't worry I'm sure you will do well with your future in liberal media, I don't think the BBC is going away any time soon.....sadly.
The nation is waking up, thats why Labour is on its arse (who started selling off the NHS btw) and why Brexit won, sadly theres still far too many of your types, but one day their will be a snap, and when there is, oh boy will you be in the shit, your grooming gang protecting days will be over.

>>732015334
becuase most of the uk populus dont have guns?!

>>732029347
Wow, you really are a delusional prick, ain't ya?. I bet the EDL/ BRitian First leaders rub their hands together when they meet a person like you. Why do you keep saying that I support grooming gangs when I have stated many times that they, like you are scum, regardless of colour or creed?. Just keep spouting the same shite, BBC, Labour are shit ect, ect. Haven't you got a better argument?. Or are you thinking that you are every bodies hero?, you don't support rape victims, you shout at old asian ladies in the street and then get scared and fuck off and hide behind the filth when Antifa come to fuck you up. And I don't get taxis as I have a driving license, a car and insurance, which is probably more than you have, driving your pool car around your shitty estate full of 14 year old dumb bints. I rtell you what is more annoying than dumb fuck like you, and that the fucking Captcha...

>>732014422
Does the UK police have a high amount of wife beaters too?

Have nothing else to say than thanks for your service!

>>732029978
It has increased with the number of Muslims we've been importing.

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>>732029941
Didn't read your post, I have no time for libcuck rape enabling commies.
Heres your hero btw, are you surprised he is linked to paedophiles? I'm not.

>>732029941
>Being trolled into writing all of this
Not even him, but stop replying to his shitposting
Look at the quality of his posts and figure it out anon. Use your fucking loaf.

>>732014422
Why are you such a faggot

>>732014422
pussy, can't use a gun

>>732030351
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. it's on a meme so it must be true...fucking tool

>>732030551
I'm bored and like arguing with mouth breathers.

>>732014422


Why are there so many stories and videos of some really STUPID POLICE in the UK.

Is it the training ?

>>732014422
Have you attended your hourly diversity training session this hour yet?

Are you a cuck?

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>>732030551
I am him but can assure you we are both trolling, I doubt he is even a britbongistan tbh, I'm just using it as an excuse to post some images and shittalk Labour (LibLabCon), the police, mudshites and libcucks.
Bored, don't ruin the fun.

>>732031016
I'm not a britbongistani, I'm fucking English, you twat.

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>>732030742
and I like exposing paedophile guardians.

Can you do a CRB check on my new step dad?

>>732015437
Lol I'm a para and this right here is some top grade bullshit

>>732024427
vid pls

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>>732031230
hmm, are you white native or an unwelcome invader?

>>732031325
but only leftwing ones and asian ones, right?. Cos all EDL/BF members are totally legit and have never been done of fucking children.....

>>732031352
Just ran it through the system (I got your details from the snoopers charter privileges).
Sorry to say but he is a nonce.

>>732031527
why does that matter, will you treat me different depending on the answer?. I'll bet you are white as a 70's dog shit, and about the same level of intelligence.

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>>732031603
I don't recall 1400 Pakistani girls from any country raped by white British natives waving EDL flags, sorry to ruin your fantasy there pal.

>>732031686
That 2 timing sonnova...

Thanks for letting me know.

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>>732031855
Nice dubs. erm, Pakistani girls are only from Pakistan....You need to learn some new memes....

>>732031736
I am indeed white and proud, a native and belong here.
It matters because I want to see if you are a deluded libcuck pissing on his grandfathers war efforts to protect our borders or an unwelcome intruder who needs to be taught a lesson, especially if you're a mudslime (which would explain the frantic wish to defend paedophilia seeing as you live your life by one).

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>>732028311
>>732028194
Have Britain like Sweden stop recording the statistics of the race of the criminals?

>>732031955
whataboutism.

>>732031955
Cute, but all victims matter to me, they matter more when said victims are voiceless for 20 years because of fears of 'racism' claims and defended by whole communities of mudslime scum, police, councils and the government because lets face it, no fucker else will.
Oh and look into institutionalised abuse, Bill Maloney, the fact I know his story, his sisters story, what happened at Haut De la Garenne in Jersey, politicians covering up their pals paedo crimes, the BBC cover ups and so on and so forth inside out kinda disproves your presumptuous nonsense libcuck slanted view.
I care about ALL voiceless victims, the most recent cases are all regarding a current threat which is happening to this day which involves MUSLIM grooming gangs and white victims.
Sorry that you went out your way to dismiss the critics of that, maybe if you stopped defending the paedophiles I and other wouldn't need to.
And I think you will find in this very thread I posted about a white paedophile protected and covered up by Jeremy Commie Corbyn.
Check mate.
Go watch Sun, Sea and Satan.

>>732032232
They haven't stopped it, they just shovel it under the carpet and hope it all blows over.

>>732032203
Both of my grandfathers fought against people like you in the war (move on, it was a long time ago), along side people from lots of different nations of all colours and creeds. They weren't "protecting our boarders" they were out killing nasty little shits like you, because of you inability to understand others cultures and ways of life. I'm sure most of the blokes that were conscripted or joined up to fight the Axis would be spinning in their graves now if they knew that 'orrible cunts like you were using their names to spread your hatred, the exact same thing they had to fight against, so don't use that mouldy old lie about my grandad's war efforts when you are spreading the same hate.

>>732032740
oh, you are my hero, thank you so much.

What advice can you give for becoming an AFO?

>>732014422
Would you care if you saw me smoke a spliff by the river a late London night?

>>732033044
Serve for several years, be in good shape, sound mind. And get really lucky with the selection.

Why haven't you moved out of the U.K. yet?
I have and it's the best choice I ever made, I took my parents with me too and they live it here in the states. Also...
American girls > British girls

>>732034119
>French girls >American girls > British girls

>>732034119
Because Britain is shit enough, I'd never go as low as that!

>>732014422

Have you paid any attention to the rash of media coverage on Police shootings in America? As an unarmed officer, how do you feel seeing American police shooting completely unarmed individuals?

I mean, I support their right to defend themselves should their life be in actual danger, but there seems to be a culture of "shoot first, make up excuses later" with American Police

You could probably make a lot of money if you came to America to train police agencies in non-lethal situation management.

>>732019145
Is that like Bagism?

>>732014422
How's that war on drugs going?

>>732033907
My local police constabulary is recruiting. Any tips or things you wish you had known when you joined?

>>732034119
Probably because it's not that easy to move to the United States. It's not like the olden days.

>>732034823
That's America dummy

>>732034897
recruiting when they're slashing the force again? I find that hard to believe, they are usually just moving departments from already established trained officers.
Unless you mean hobby bobbies, enjoy being an unpaid grass in uniform doing mugs work with zero powers that we laugh at behind your back.

>>732035323
No these are the standards police constables. Not community support officers. There are also vacancies for the CNC and MOD police.

>>732015263
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19641398

British 'policing'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/802374/forensics-lab-data-manipulation-arrests

stupid pig kill yourself..... ?

>>732035599
They've just announced massive cut backs, they aren't taking new officers, they will be for experienced officers, trust me.
Enjoy your uniform and .... *chuckles* ... 'powers'.
Lets run you by a common example of what dangerous encounters you will have with the public to get you trained up.
"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
"Do you know where Green Street is?"
"Haha what a twat, get a real job!"
*radio squelch* "reports of a lost dog, please attend"
*radio squelch* "pick us up a pack of cheese and onion walkers on your way back to the station m8"
If you can handle that you're good to go

>>732034599
From what I've seen covered by the media, the conflict management skills of US officers is abysmal.

>>732034897
Yeah, get to know your team as soon as you're in, it sounds simple, but things are so much more enjoyable once you know your team on a personal level. Also the job is like 80% paperwork and admin, 20% action - be prepared for some very dull shifts.

>>732014422
Have you ever tried weed?

DID YOU INHALE????

>>732036335
Of course, who hasn't?