I just had to eat my dealers crusty ass puss for this, she an

Nope, totally worth it

>>731984468
so you just ate some nasty ass pussy for a 5$ bag of average weed.

Take that for what it is.

>Eating granny pussy for a gram

Wew

Looks decent though newb

>>731984555

Checked out

>>731984555
trips of truth don't lie OP, ya done good

i've done worst for less

I needed my weed and she needed her pussy eaten, i reckon it was a fair deal

>>731984468
Had to or choose to? Two totally different things. Cause you could have found another dealer and paid between $5-$20 for that depending on where you are and how white you are. Ill just say I used to shoot herion and cocaine, I was a straight fiend, but never did anything remotely sexual to get my fix. Over a year clean now tho

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Also it wasnt just that bud, i got a few buds out of it, i just took a pic of that bit. Got about 6 grams, i musta done well bois

>>731985498
I chose too. I had the cash but she gave me that offer so i did it, so now got weed and cash in my pocket :)

>eating pussy
>getting weed out of it

sounds good

Pretty sure i also made that old bitch squirt, i slowed it down tho, didnt want that shit all over me, i woulda been smelling like fish all day.
To be honest her pussy didnt taste that bad tho

>>731984468
I wouldn't eat pussy for any amount of cash. It a nasty, gaping wound for babies to come out of.

>>731986659
Lol virgin. Good luck. Your dick is probably so small that eating it is gonna be your only option if you want to get a girl off.

>>731985498
Good to hear your clean from that shit, keep up the good work

>>731986659
Made me chuckle, will have to remember to tell the misses that one

>>731984574
this. op you should really re-evaluate your life choices

>>731984468
How old is she?
Is she fat?
What was the pubic hair situation?
Is her house clean?
Is she single?

>>731984555
>trips of truth
/thread

>>731987462
She about 50
No she aint fat, just looks like she has had a hard life
Hair was nill
House was clean, she aint no crack dealer
Yes she is
>>731987385
It wasnt like i was broke, she gave me the option, so i took the opportunity to keep my cash

>>731985764
not worth the herpes dude

>>731987844
Her pussy looked clean, she definitely wasnt inflamed or wasnt having an out break if she did have heaps

The only weird thing about the situation was her son still lives at home, he is 28 and he was in his room playing some shitty video game. Im only 25 by the way

But now that im high im thinking i shoulda just fucked her in the end, woulda been easier on my tongue

Nice to see that dude, i worry i may be a weed addict as well as i rely on weed for my everyday activities.

>>731989322
Nar man dont worry, thats no addiction that just dependency. You will right its easy to stop smoking weed, just hard to not want to do it was it makes everything better. If you are going to a social gathering its best not to smoke it before u go as it can make you very anit sociable at those events. Just try every now n then not to have a smoke before you go out and have it when u get back as your reward

>>731987188
Thanks /b/ro

Weĺl Im pretty high now, weed wasn't too bad. Im high and want to do something now, any suggestions?

>>731991167
read the original tazan graphic novel

>>731984468
>crusty ass puss
>did i get ripped off?
nigga you coulda got a solid gold vagina and you still woulda been ripped off.

>>731987751
>i took the opportunity to keep my cash
you gotta learn to hedge your investments better.

>>731991573
Fuck off, everyone knows op should kill himself, op should always kill himself, cause op is a faggot ALWAYS.

>>731992205
I think i have done well, now with the $80 i saved, should i let trips decide what i do with it? Is that a better investment to let /b/ decide what i do with this cash?

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>tfw your dealer moved to Colorado
he's going to have to change his whole business model

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>>731992958
you were gonna pay 80 for that?

>>731984468
I'd probably offer to give her the business for more than that but hey free weed.

>>731993155
No thats not all i got fag, i just took a bud out the bag for the pic

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>>731993155
This is all of it, apart from.what i have already smoked. Is that a better deal now

So are we gunna roll or what fags?

>>731993871
80 for THAT?! Around here we can get ounces equivalent to that from clinics for ~$125

>>731985498
Congrats brother, Tweaker here i almost have a year.

>>731994718
Fuck that heaps good, here your looking at 250-320 for an ounce

Fuck it, trips decides what to do with the $80

>>731994718
Decent

For 80$ here in quebec I got a 14g dude the fk is your shit country

>>731984468
The fact you're willing to eat an Ass for just a gram of bud as if you're a fucking dope fiend. You deserve to eat that ass, you're clearly a fucking idiot. weed is not that expensive you broke fuck. You clearly just wanted to eat some ass or you're a fucking idiot

>>731997861
I have a hunch that OP is in an illegal state in the US.

>>731998200
Yes where i am its illegal, im not in the states either

>>731998071
Read through the post fag, it was more then a gram.