How frequently does /b/ masturbate on a weekly basis?

>>731979322
>How frequently does /b/ masturbate on a weekly basis?
weekly is a frequency so your question does not make sense. please rephrase.

>>731979322
1-5 times per day so 5-15 hours per week.

>>731979808
My apologies. How many times would /b/ masturbate usually in a week?

>>731979322
At least 25 times a week and that's on a good week I'm having

>>731980009
Bro you gotta stop. That's excessive.

>>731979322
I jerk off like twice a day usually. I probably should cut it back a bit though.

It depends if I get home with the house to myself or not, but when I do I usually fap about 3-5 times a session. So in a week anywhere between 0 and 21 times

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>>731979322
no more than 3x a week what the hell is wrong with you people?

>>731979322
Daily. At best ill go two days without. For 20 years now.

Yes, I have a long term girlfriend and a normal romantic history.

I feel like it's weird that I only do it 2-4 times a week. It seems like everyone else does it so much more.

>>731979322
every night before going to bed

I try to not masturbate daily but I've failed the last 1200 times

>>731981889
I cum in my boxers and then proceed to sleep in them

>>731981767
This.

Are you me?

Varies considerably. If wife is around and not on period might not masturbate for the whole week. If she's ragging and or being a cunt maybe squeeze off two-three sessions in a week.

>>731979322
When i was a gym rat, once a day. That was 3 years ago.

Now, I am fat lazy fuck with a job that is sucking my life away, 0 times a day.

1-3 times every day and atleast once or twice a week I tend to do a 10-20 hour fapping/edging marathon. Cumming after such a long time is fucking amazing, you will have blue balls like a motherfucker too.

>>731981127

I fap at least once per day, usually 2-4 sometimes more, im 31 its completely normal you lowtest faggot

depends if I'm on adderall or not.
If I'm not on adderall I might do it once a day sometimes once every two days.
When I'm on adderall I masturbate 3-4 times a day.

>>731979322
Average week is like 10-12 times

Less if I am sick or have a busy week.

about 7 times a day
so 49 times

4/5 times per week at least

>>731982202
Actually its more like 2-4 times a day

>>731979322
Daily or every other day, depending on mood

>>731979322
8-12 sessions in a normal week

>>731979322
Try to keep it to every other day so it can build up at least. But I break that often and will do once a day for a few days.

>>731981962
Yup.

>>731982242
This. If im bored, idle and on adderall, i will fap all day until my dick hurts.

>>731982221
Well when you live in your parents basement what else is there to do amirite?

>>731979322
15 - 20 per week. I've kept that pace for about 20 years.

>>731982221
>calls anons low test
>has no discipline
>dishonor famiry

>>731982873

I deadset wish I lived in my parents basement, talk about a fucking cruisey life.

I don't know why use that as a derogative term to be honest.

Fap or fuck wife 2x per day. I prefer the Fleshlight when not with wifey.

>>731981913
What else are you supposed to do?

>>731984378
Just cum in your hand and lick it up after

>>731979322
2-5 times everyday (it varies, average is 3), you do the math of how many times per week that is. I'm too busy with wank #1 of the day.

One or two times a week.

Used to be at least seven times but I'm on a mood stabilizer that cuts the need down.

God damn, it's good to be free of the need to get off that often.

>>731980009
>>731980573
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>>731985378
Are any of you balding?

>>731986026
Masturbation doesn't make you bald...

>>731986196
true, but baldness is caused by the male hormone Testosterone. Which also drives masturbation.

0nce a day, sometimes twice

>>731986026
Full head of beautiful flowing locks.
About 5 times a week I yank my cock.

>>731986196
I used to jack off at least 6 times a day, and I was balding quickly. Nothing I tried (fin., nizoral, etc) did anything to help.Once I stopped jacking off; my hair started to shed less, and now my hairline has almost recovered completely.

>>731986689
Pretty sure it makes you hairier actually

>>731981767

This.

I'm 40 and 11 years married with two kids. Married life takes it toll so I usually do it twice a day, before going to work after sending the kids to school, and before going to bed.

>>731987361

>40
You may want to reevaluate your life choices

>>731986026
Nope. Total opposite.

>>731979322
I've jerked my dick out of existence.

>>731987309
It's the DHT

>>731987017
That just seems like it was due to stress or something
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty low t, like my jizz is just clear and watery, yet I still jerk off like every day and I have no balding.

once a day so 7 times a week

>>731988139

Meaning ?
Getting a hardon is hardly something to feel sad about, and a little me time is always enjoyable.

every night before i go to sleep

>>731988670
Maybe, but I'm still stressing just as much, if not more.

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I usually slap it around just before I go to bed most nights, gets a better sleep outta me

so usually 5 - 7 times a week

Back in my good old younger days 4 or 5 times a day. Now that I am in my 60's once a day when I am not getting pussy.

>>731979322
3-4 faps for day

>>731986026

No I actually have a ridiculously thick head of hair still, my dad is 71 and still has a fair amount of hair too though

>>731989576
You could try stuff like flax lignan or soy isoflavone supplements to help with your hair as well. I find it helps quite a bit

>>731991518

How many times a week does he jerk off ?

>>731990207

what kind of pussy do old men get? I imagine I'd prefer wanking to porn than fucking my ugly old wife

>>731991635

this is my post below

>>731982221

>>731991576
I'm not a fan of the phytoestrogens in them. I've been taking biotin, but abstaining from masturbation has been the biggest factor in seeing my hair recover.

>>731991990

oh you meant my dad, similar amount I imagine although I can honestly say I have not asked.

>>731992215

Maybe you should.

>>731979322
3-5 times per week.

>>731979322
Once a day, been trying to cut back.

>>731992143
The whole point of taking the supplements is for the phytoestrogen lol
It's not like it makes you a girl overnight. But I think I am getting some boob growth and I've noticed my nipples are really puffy now but it goes away sometimes so I'm not sure if I should stop taking it or not. I've been taking pretty high dosages cause it really helps my skin.

>>731979322
only once every 2-3 days lately

been trying to get real intimacy for weeks now so too exhausted/disappointed most nights to jack off

>>731992781

Kys

very rarely maybe a couple times a month. me and my gf fuck pretty much every day, so no real need to fap.

>>731992999
check'd

1-2 times a day

Easily 10 hours a week, way too much time. But recently have managed to skip a day here and there and have tried to make the fap sessions more to the point. I think once or twice a week would be good to aim for

12to15 times a week unless my landlord's wife stops by, she likes me getting naked and rubbing my dick on her. I probably masturbate a good 15 times in the hour or so she's here. It's wierd to be playing doctor with a 72 year old woman but she's a slutty 72 and isn't getting what she wants at home.

at least twice a day, after i wake up and before i sleep. Cleaning is super easy as i'm uncut, so i clamp shut the front of my foreskin and cum, then walk over to the toilet and proceed to dump my cum inside and wipe my dick after.

>>731992942
No u
I'd rather become a trap than lose my hair lol

>>731993858
lol, that's so much unneeded time and effort..

>>731994247
But it takes away from the cleaning mess and the lingering cum smell in the room.

>>731979322
14-30 times. Depends on my schedule. Believe it or not I'm not addicted, just bored.

>>731994383
just cum on tp and flush it

>>731979322
once every 3-4 days

2-3 times a day everyday since 10 or so. Have eaten nearly every load.

Usually 3-6 times a day. Occasionally I might fap only twice a day.
Typically I fap in bed after waking up, within half an hour of going to sleep, and a couple times during the day spaced apart by a few hours.

>>731979322
>How frequently does /b/ masturbate.

Twice a day.
Just before showering in the morning and just after showering in the evening.
On Sunday I add an extra session, after my noon shower and before my nap, attending morning mass always makes me sleepy.

Fapping in the morning really lowers the lust until afternoon, no more public boners.

>>731995359
are you 12?

>>731993858

your foreskin is not supposed cover your dick when you're hard, gross dick detected

>>731995359
nah, 18 and still going strong, don't hate because you can't get it hard old faggot

>>731995015

disgusting, explain yourself

>>731995458
Not op but I'm 30 and still get bones if I don't cum in the morning.

>>731995458
are you 60?

>>731979322
at least 7

I do it once before bed. Rarely I'll just get that boner that won't go down otherwise. Turned 18 not too long ago, shouldn't be too bad for my health, right?

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>>731995579
different anon here, you clearly have no knowledge about the subject.

3-4 times a day

>>731995747
why the fuck would masturbating be bad for your health?

>>731995747
not even bad in the slightest

>>731995713
nah, but im also not a preteen going through puberty and getting 100 random boners a day.

>>731995747
Jerked off every day from ages 13 to 27. Most days rub 2 put.

I'm fine. Still get hardens every morning and can fuck with the best of them

>>731995747
just don't over do it like 3+times in a day, and don't get death grip, otherwise masturbating reduces chances of prostate cancer

Used to do it every day or second day but due to new meds my sex drive is practically zero and i go weeks to months without even caring

>>731979322
1-2x a day, some days 0, other days like today, 6x in about 8 hours, idk why sometimes i find some movie or girl i really like and can't stop jacking off to it, then i get bored with it or her and never watch again

Used to average probably 20x a week, now i'd say 10 (40 years old)

At 2 liters per year * 25+ years, i've blown over 100 pounds of cum

It somehow sounds like both a lot and a little

>>731996067
don't hate on others whose dick are more active than yours, not only preteens get occasional boners

>>731979322
anytime my SILs panties are available fam

10-14 times per week

>>731987361
I feel your pain brother. I've only been married for 2 years but we've got two kids. She's my middle school sweetheart. We're both 21 now, but holy shit kids and everything sex is so aggravating. The wife usually wants long drawn out sex but I just want a quickie most of the time. I feel exactly how you feel.

>>731995635
Just a habit. Cleaner and convenient too.

>>731979322
nofap. Before, it was like 3 times a week.

>>731996661
Just fuckin stop talking bro. I'm sure you're an alright guy, but don't ever tell anyone that disgusting shit again.

10

>>731979322
With all the circlejerks it's really just been one long stream

>>731996756
If that was a girl saying she ate 4 loads a day you'd probably be diamonds
I'm sure someone out there finds it hot

>>731997296
I mean if you're gay, cool, that's fine. But for a straight dude to do it, well, you're gay. And if you're gay, I'm sure another gay dude would be psyched. But I'm straight, so yeah you're right. If my wife would swallow 4 loads a day I wouldn't want to die.

That is like saying jerking a dick makes you gay

>>731996756
Clearly someone isn't comfortable with a hot steamy load in their mouth

>>731997414
Just because you do something gay doesn't mean you're gay. You have to be gay to be gay.

>>731997629
For example if someone offered me 2000$ to suck their dick. Hell fucking yeah I would. Doesn't mean I'm gay.

>>731979322
Honestly anywhere from 3 to 15 times a day

>>731997695
...and then of course turn down the money cause only fags charge for blowjobs

Usually twice per night, some times i'd fap 4 times a night but only on occasion

>>731997570
>>731997629
>>731997695
>>731997903


I needed that laugh. Thank you

Pretty much one time a day everyday of the week. The most I went without jacking off was like 5 days and that was a fucking stretch.

>>731979322
Depends on how much I'm working, I currently only work about 20 hours a week, so I masturbate 10-15 times a week, but when I worked 40 hours (studying + part time) it was more like 5-10 times a week.

>>731979808
This guy's an idiot. Your question made perfect sense as originally written.

Probably about 20 times a week

>>731979322

prob twice at this point. usually happens in my sleep if its been a couple of days. weird how it seems to be multiple orgasms half the time how the fuck do you do that irl?

>>731981767
>>731981962

rec

1-3 faps per day

>>731981632
same

>>731979322
All day, err day

>>731979322
well i've wanked about 4 times today so far..

I havent fapped myself in few months.
Im in a polly-ship with 3 grills

>>731981913
I did that when i was younger until my loads got too large to sleep in

Like thrice a week.

>>731979322
Every day.

If I know I'm going to be out and about on the weekend, I'll try to hold out the day or two before. I used to be in a long distance relationship, where for a year and a half I dated a girl that lived 2+ hours away. On the weekends when I'd see her, I'd try to go at least 3 days without fapping. But the problem was I could'nt think straight about 2 days in. Anything would give me a hard on, especially thinking about sex with her. Those Fridays at work were the worst.

Now I don't have anyone I see regularly, so I jerk off daily. I rarely miss a day. If I do, I make up for it with a vengeance. Like today, 3X.

1 per day
I feel bad if i do it more than 1 time a day

To those who fap often and are in a relationship: does your partner get jealous, does she consider masturbationg some sort of cheating or something?

>>731979322
Somewhere between every third day and daily.

>>732006730
Not at all. She's the same. Sometimes it's "babe, I need some time for myself" and then she whips out her dolphin and has a go. Same for me (minus the dolphin). Not that we never watch each other, but sometimes it's just great to have privacy and take care of yourself. I've heard quite different stories from friends, though. Bitches be psychotic, but then again, their fault for staying with them.

>>731986026
Stupid scumbag