ITT: We all pretend to be a regiment of Clones from the 327th

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Captain Drais Reporting in

>>731972373
Fuck these plants, goddamn.

>>731972373
are we looking for droids again?

>>731972625
I know right there's probably an entire ecosystem living on my fucking suit....really wish we got to drive the damn juggernaut.

-Cpt Drais

>>731972720
Yes we are, reports are the CIS forces are scattered about around the most toxic places on the planet in order to take advantage of their droid army being immune to said conditions. Keep your eyes peeled, and your life-support systems operational..

-Cpt Drais

>>731972373
Padme is a hot ass bitch I'd fuck. Shame that Yondu dies in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. Spoiler alert

>>731973399
Nice dubs Soldier

-Cpt Drais

Captain Spock, set phazers to Kill!!! - Kirk

You know these Jedi fellas are alright, I'd like to meet one and shake his hand

>>731973793
Sir!
Movement up ahead!
-Pithy

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Niggers

Peach. I could eat a peach for hours - Cpt Castor Troy

>>731972373
Where am I how did I get here?

>>731973399
Instead of getting in bed with Padme, I'm getting fucked by battle droids. FML.

>>731974103
Anyone got eyes on?! we need to make sure it's not predatory wildlife. The last the we want is an Acklay on our asses.
-Cpt Drais

>>731972373
I'm glad I shaved my balls before we landed on this humid planet

When we get back to the ship I'm gonna take a galactic space shit
-Fingers

Good war. Heck of a war. - Commander Jace Stryker

uIIOIIIAk-ak! rounds start fliying towards pathetic clones from the brush ahead

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>>731974651
No one touch that white Droid over there.
-Brown Fingers

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A wild honey beast appears

>>731975060
Seperatists Ahead!!! Get to cover now! Heavy weapons teams set up a firing position! The rest of you bastards lay down some covering fire!!
-Cpt Drais

execute order 66 and end this thread

>>731975393
That's a negative ghost rider.

-Cpt Drais

you guys seen Aayla Secura without any shoes on?
-Foot Fag Number 5

>>731975341
Damned blasters jammed sir. Grenades away
-Fingers

>>731975652
Ah never been harder sir.

-Cpt Drais

>>731975341
SIR ACKLAYS TO THE RIGHT - Generic clone 282372368

Can I get a sitrep on the old "don't ask don't tell rule" ? Are we still on that or... can we have some brotherly clone love ?
Foot Fag Number 5

you guys ever feel like we're just all.... a little expendable...... like.... clones of eachother? or something..... ?

>>731975893
*Yelling while in firefight* I THAT MAY COUNT AS INCEST TROOPER, BUT IT'S NOT MY DAMN CONCERN AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO FUCK ME! *Takes out a couple battle droids* WHAT'S THE SITREP ON OUR HEAVY WEAPONS TEAMS!?
-Cpt Drais

>>731976131
Oh I have a heavy weapon for you right here *winks seductively* want to grab it?

-Ctp Vorpal

>>731976446
Go ahead soldier...whip your dick out on this toxic death world and see what happens.....
-Cpt Drais

>>731976746
Not my dick sir! The heavy blaster cannons, they are ready! Don't pull that gay shit with me comrade!
-Cpt Vorpal

>>731976837
Good now start firing on those Crab Droids before they get close and start tearing our men apart!

-Cpt Drais

>>731977109
We're gonna need to pull back soon if the rest of our squad can't hold their own in this fight!
-Cpt Vorpal

>>731977298
We only need to hold on a bit longer! The juggernaut is on it's way to back us up. It's up to us to keep the Seps busy while the ARC troopers blow up their forward droid control units! *Takes out two Super Battle Droids* Vorp see if you can get a rocket on that Crab Droid.
-Cpt Drais

>>731973399
God I wish I could just shoot Ayla Secura in the back and masturbate furiously.

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>>731974797
Heres a Sam for you

>>731977830
That's Captain Vorpal to you comrade, but hold on let me see what I can do! *Loads EWHB-12 heavy repeating blaster*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNjWpZmxDgg

>>731978547
We're the same damn rank Captain! *Laughs and lays down some covering fire*
-Cpt Drais

>>731978750
*Laughs* You always were a fan of my humor Drais. Looks like the blasters jammed. I need to take care of this crab droid! *Preps several grenades* It was an honor serving with you cap! *Runs towards crab droid*

>>731979170
NO GOD-DAMN IT YOU STILL OWE ME TWENTY CREDITS!!!! *Runs with a repeater carbine* Hey Vorp remember that trick that one dumbass did on Utapau where he jumped on the damn things head and shot it?

This shit is depressing

Sir all this pollen is clogging my helmet filter and i cant breath

>>731979443

No you damn senile fool, I told you, I never served with you on any god damn mission and for the last time, you're not "Captain Drais" your name is Daniel Dent and you have dementia, you've been in the nursing home for 8 months now and you can't even remember your own daughter's face. She was in here three fucking times this week Dan, what the hell happened to you... we used to be so close... do you.... do you even remember me?

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

>>731979633
*Riding a damn crab droid* That's cause you turned off your damn life-support systems off when that droid smacked the shit out of you!
-Cpt Drais

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>>731980071
That quote is fucking golden i wish i could give you a medal anon

THEY'RE COMING AROUND!!!
-Cpt Drais

For The Republic!
*insert wilhelm scream here*

I wish my armor looked like darth vader's

>>731980071
>>731980349
i love you guys (all homo)

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Offended by the capcha, I am a fucking robot!

>>731977860
>God I wish I could just shoot Ayla Secura in the back and masturbate furiously.
How dare you say such foul things about our mistress!

>>731981276
The Droid are down soldiers I think the ARC Troopers finally did their damn job for once. And yeah that bitch saved my ass more times than I can count she seems like a nice lady.
-Cpt Drais

>shoot a droid in the body twice
>shoot head
>run to cover while laying down covering fire
>end up hitting droids with my shots
>take a knee
>shoot from left side of cover, take out legs of two droits
>take cover for 3 seconds
>shoot from over cover from kneeling position, look for concentration of droids
>go back into full cover
>throw grenade without looking into area with droid concentration
>dive roll to next cover position
>shoot from kneeling position over cover, take out 3 droids
>left flank is taking fire
>throw grenade there
>shoulder roll over cover to get to other side
>lay down covering fire for myself while I vault over log
>sprint to flank enemy some tree cover

>>731982237
nothing more hot than a fit blue twilek jedi badass

DAMN YOU GEORGE, WHY WOULD ALLOW SUCH A GODFORSAKEN PLANET LIKE THIS TO BE WRITTEN IN.

-Scorch

Guys ... anybody else think it's kinda hot that we all look EXACTLY alike? I mean, I know what the commander's dick looks like.

- PFC Faggot

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>>731983166

>>731983166
( quietly reports the aberrant clone to kamino for "reprogramming" )

>>731983166
Nice Dubs faggot, but we need to get out of here, and rendezvous with the Juggernaut mobile FOB. Troopers make your peace with the dead then move out *waves hand*
-Cpt Drais

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Alright troopers we're back at the FOB
-Cpt Drais

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>>731983112
I never shoot blanks, General Secura. But you knew that.

>>731972373
Rookie Doggie Howser MD Reporting in. Girls love being sniffed

Fuck my blasters jammed again!!! -jd

>>731984911
You're lucky we're at the FOB. Turn your blaster in and requisition a new one in the juggernaut.
-Cpt Drais

>>731985247
Aye aye cpt! *bangs head on door frame walking out*

>>731984348
When we get off this bloody planet where do we go next?

Sir wat r yeh orders -jd

>>731985581
we'll be moving our asses back to Coruscant for a brief reassignment period.
>>731985676
Get yourselves ready troops it seems we got a LZ that's compromised, and if we're wanting reinforcements so we don't get blasted we'll need to secure that Landing Zone. Delta, and Alpha Squad, on me.
-Cpt Drais