Have any of you nerds ever actually got a hooker off of backpage

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>>731968477
bump

>>731968477
Definitely have. got a super cheap dirty one. got pics and vids if you wanna see.

>>731968607
Did you see a picture before you fucked her or did you just show up and meet her

>>731968477
about 5 or 6 times, whats your question doe?
-D

Several. What do you want to know?

>>731968607
let's see em!!!!!

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only 1 but it was dank

>>731968769
Are their advertised pictures actually the girl you get to fuck or does it end up being some random other chick

>>731968607
bro hell yeah drop that and ill drop my first time story

>>731968916
mostly all of them were, yes.
But only because there were ways I weeded out the fakes.

Name?

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>>731968758
i saw pics before i fucked her. this was her. she was an ugly dirty little cheap whore.

A few, I use a different site now. May see one next month

>>731969264
HAHHAHA TAHATS EMABARRING ANAON FUCKING SUCH AN UGLY GIRL AHHAHHA SHOULD SAY SORRY TO YOURSELF WHILE OYU CAN LMAO

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Found her on backpage but turned out to be my neighbor from 3 doors down. She has the tightest pussy ever.

>>731969264
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOW JOB

how much do these chicks usually go for

>>731968916
Many of them use headless pics or pics of girls who look similar. Most girls will post several pics in their ad. Look for the ugliest pic, that's probably the real one. Always image search their pics and phone numbers and avoid girls with no face pics

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>>731968477
She's pretty famous around the strip clubs in my area. She was a bit of a dead fish, but those tits were worth it.

>>731969426
she gave good head

>>731969528
This was not me
D-
And I halfway agree

>>731969450
not gay haha ive got vids of me fucking her

>>731968775
I'd like to know whats the smoothest approach to calling a new girl and successfully fucking i mean is it as simple as
>hi backpageanon (usualy posts a name)
>was wondering if we could meet up for an hour at _____
>bring enough for the hour
>wait for her to get there/pick her up and drive her there
>get in room
>pay her
>at this point should she be trying initiate the situation?
>or hope that now that ive paid her she already knows the routine and asks what i want first?

>>731969619
honestly anon you're a savage pussy's pussy

>>731969714
its really that simple bro

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Country girl from the rural are around me, came to my house when my wife wasn't home. Best blow job ever and very very good cow girl.

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>>731968477
Not off backpage, I'm pretty much celibate year round until I go on vacation. I go to Thailand every year where I bang the hell out of cute Thai girls for about a month straight.

>inb4 lady boys or std/sti

>>731969714
>call number
>"how many roses for an hour"
>names her price
>"address"
>she asks if you're law enforcement
>gives address if not law enforcement

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No tell Motel, but she was spoke Greek so she is rare.

>>731969828
I imagine they cum pretty sexxy

>>731969469
See below...

>>731969440 - 150 roses for an hour
>>731969563 - 200 roses for an hour
>>731969801 - 75 roses for an hour
>>731969894 - 100 roses for an hour

>>731969758
what if she try's to say that she doesnt do sex and that this money was for her time or some crap? just take the L and leave?

>>731970083
jerk them off and they really get into it

>>731969801

She's hot

>>731969869
that's just half of it bro, i'm always trying to be extra careful since i have 2 felonies already

>>731970143
dont give the money til she give the service. i never gave the money first

>>731969828
i have a client- er, friend, who does the same exact thing.

Do you guys really have no concern about getting an STD? I mean ya, obviously wear a condom....but she pussy is still grinding on you where you aren't covered.

>>731970290

Maybe you should do something less risky...like meet chicks at a bar or go to a strip club and find a girl that does takeout

>>731969828
How do you actually go about doing that in a foreign country? Serious question. Where do you even start if you don't know the language?

>>731970143
It's a crap shoot. If you smell trouble though it is best to just take the loss and leave.

>>731968477
Yes, a few times - twice a woman, once a tranny.

All times great fun.

>>731970424

Your skin is pretty disease resistant. It's the mucous membranes you need to worry about...and don't do anal

Did it 3 times. Twice with same chick. Drop dead gorgeous Half Irish/Japanese red head girl with Asian eyes and freckles. Third time I went with some new chick and I got robbed by her boyfriend.

>>731970143
Only visit girls who have review. Google the phone number. See if she has any reviews on TER.

>>731970260
Unfortunately she got a cracked out boyfriend that ruined her and she went on to spend some time with her favorite uncle.

>>731970548
faggot

>>731970449
how does one discretely find one at a strip club that does take out?
asking for a friend

>>731970682
Bi, actually. But I don't pay for guys, it's too damn easy to get one!

>>731970682
you shure showed him huh

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>>731970504
Thailand is a pretty easy country for English speakers. I found out about it via the Navy when I was in, It's like a fucking dreamland to me.

>>731970864
Yeah, just download Grindr and get a BJ in about 5 minutes for free.

Yes! She was actually way worth it. Met her pump again in jail 4 months later. She even brought "party favors" was even a good deal on junk..

>>731968477
>>731968916

I did this once, the girl I met was not the advertised girl. If I ever do it again, I will ask beforehand. Maybe they lie, but if they do I can use it to bargain price down or leave. Some ads clarify, "I am the girl in the pic" <- those are probably a safer bet. I am paranoid about this stuff though cuz backpage has assisted LEO in my area.

>>731970689

I don't think it's a discreet thing. They won't be offended if you are upfront...just don't pressure after a no

The pump that answered the phone asked which girl to send and tested pics..

>>731971161
>>>731968477 (OP)
>>>731968916
>I did this once, the girl I met was not the advertised girl. If I ever do it again, I will ask beforehand. Maybe they lie, but if they do I can use it to bargain price down or leave. Some ads clarify, "I am the girl in the pic" <- those are probably a safer bet. I am paranoid about this stuff though cuz backpage has assisted LEO in my area.
> Bargain down price
Kek

>>731970449
gah.. but that requires (SIGH) effort im not trying to work my way towards it you know. plus I get pretty bad anxiety in social situations where my intensions are to fuck i can pull through but god damn it's like some intense workout that leaves me mentally fucking drained after words and im just thinking damn i h8 myself

>>731971114
Don't even need Grindr, just hit the bar and look around!

>>731970094
I've gotten a short stay for as low as 40 roses.

>>731970094
I imagine it would be quite hard to find 200 roses late on a Saturday evening. How would you even carry them? Do you have a few boxes?

>>731971805
I think the rose phrase is fucking retarded. Is this something you Americans made up or something?

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Pattaya hookers for the win m8.

>>731972270
Honestly it is pretty stupid, but it is the common parlance in the hobby.

>>731970504
Of you look you will find it and prostitutes know Americans my friend.

>>731971482
Oh God, that's the worst, nastiest ass

>>731972604
I like how you refer to it as a hobby.

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Yes. When i was a teen i found out that a friends mom was a high class hooker. Always wanted to see her naked cause she had huge tits. About 10 years passed and i forgot about it untill one day browsing back page for fun. Hit her up and paid $200 for a hour. She gave me a bj and i fucked her. It was glorious. 90% sure she didnt recognise me. Who cares.

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I fucked her and the next one at the same time. It was fun.

>>731972604
Here in minneapolis its donations roses or gallons of gas

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>>731969440
>my neighbor from 3 doors down
Which one of these faggots was it?

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>>731972959

>>731972677
it smelt terrible too. but she rode dick like no other.

>>731973059
Very funny. It is a little awkward when my wife and I see her walking her dog or around the neighborhood and she smiles and waves. My wife just thinks she's a friendly person and has never actually met her.

>>731968477
fuck backpage, half of them are scams, ripoffs, and different girls than the pictures, go to the erotic review

Didn't backpage just get shut down or something?

I have actually legit wanted to get a hooker but sites like backpage skeeve me out just because it feels like all the shit on their is fake or police setups or something.

>>731973013
Donations are another common one. I've never heard the gallons of gas. Some of them in Ohio take gift cards though.

>>731973227
go on TER or eros, they'll cost you more but they're legit

>>731973227 >>731973175
The escorts still post on backpage on the dating portion. If you are careful you can easily weed out the scams and the fakes.

>>731973227
usasexguide

they have forums for all big american cities. users on there discuss advertisements and share experiences they have had. i've only ever called 1 girl and my experience was exactly as i expected based on what i had read.

>>731972189
I wonder how often floral shops have to field calls about hundreds of roses at 2:00 A.M...

>>731972883

How brutal do thai girls let you get? I wanna buy two and take turns slapping them around and throatfucking them till they puke.

>>731968477
I live in southern California, so I drive to Tijuana, Mexico every other month for the weekend. Beautiful latinas everywhere. Go to the red light district and fuck young sexy Mexican women for $40-80 each

>>731973391
Also an excellent resources especially when the other users get to know you.

>>731968477
Yes.

She was a 9 or 10.

Beautiful redhead.

Was under the full body rub section. $120 for a full body in a hotel room.

I knew right away that she was a hooker for some reason.

I get there, get naked. She massages me. Offers me the full service for $200. I agree. She puts a condom on me, sucks me with the condom on. Fucks me. I cum within a few minutes. Fuck her again. Became friends after that.

Reason she does that shit is because she's a heroin addict.

>>731968477
Never played backpage roulette, and I spend $25-40,000/year on hookers. I don't understand why anyone would use backpage.

>>731973736
do you still fuck her?

>>731973519
My nigga

>>731971064
Navy fag here. Can confirm. 7 years FDNF Japan.
Best women for the price is Thailand. PI is close second.
Hong Kong and Singapore have a wide variety and prices, its nearly full legal there.
Tokyo and Seoul are in expensive tier, but still do-able for English speakers if you know the rules.

Sex Tourism is real and not as expensive as American escorts. If you do find cheap ones, its probably not worth it or a honey pot.

>>731973923
You spend $40k on hookers?

>>731973736
enjoy aids

>>731974054
>if you know the rules.
What are the rules?

>>731973998
No, she's really hard to get a hold off. I'm not sure if she's still doing the hooker thing. She kind of made it sound like she got caught or something, I don't know.

Shit, maybe she got HIV?

>>731973923
Dude....

>>731973923
backpage "roullette?"

What's that?

Are you implying you could get an STD or something?

>>731970573
tell that to genital warts

>>731968477
I have but prefer street hookers because no bait and switch and it is cheaper

>>731973519
You just have to ask them. I never hit any of them but they're pretty open people sexually if you're willing to ask them. I mostly just buy them for the night and bang them. The weirdest thing I ever made them do was treat me like garbage, slap me in the face, and bite me. I just wanted to see if I liked it, turns out I don't.

>>731974440
Bro trim that bush shit looks like a tumbleweed or a terrorist cell

>>731974054
Yeah, Navy cats pretty much have the SEA and East Asian hooker market cornered. Most of their buyers are Navy or Marine.

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>>731972400
That's actually my picture. Picked her up in Nana Plaza in Bangkok, taken from my room at the Grand Sukhumvit. So not a Pattaya bargirl. But Pattaya is definitely the best place to go.

>>731974054
Thailand is fucking heaven, brother. Fellow Navy fag here.

>>731970504
International sex guide.com
Usasexguide.com for bsckpage reviews

>>731968477

Yeah but it was a good filipina escort when I was in Japan.

>>731974627
Don't you get beheaded for having pot in Thailand?

>>731971161
what a cheap fuck you are. just walk away, don't bargain down the price. and most of the fakes are obvious. just ask her on the phone, is that you in the picture? most girls are honest about it and will say no if they aren't.

one time i called and set it up for a friend, so i guess i wasn't the guy who called. we're even at some level.

>>731970689
Usasexguide.com has a review section for strip\clubs,backpage,street walkers,massage parlor,

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>>731971161
Oy vey!!!
Found the kike

>>731974141
You can't say you are paying for actual sex. "Coitus" is illegal. You can straight up order a blowjob at an adult bar.
You can also order a soapy massage and get jerked off.
The best places are "buy me drink" bars. You converse with gorgeous japos for an hour or 2, buying them drinks. Then if the bartender mama-san is cool with you she tells you where you can take her girls for "private intimacy." They explicitly never mention sex and technically they don't have to deliver. But usually they do. I have only had a couple times ended on a handy or a blowy. Still not bad in Japan. Korea is very similar

>>731974860
Not that I know of, never had it. I do know in Japan you will get some jail time. Even if you have spice, you'll get jailtime. Can't believe people smoke the shit.

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Yes all the time. Probably will tonight. I often stay hooked threads on b

Pic related

>>731974054

Never got to visit Thailand during my 7th fleet days, but those soaplands were good times since I knew the language well enough.

>>731969440
Did you bareback it?

*I have the biggest desire to fuck a hooker like that bb.....yes I know how fucking stupid that is....no I'm not a virgin....but haven't you ever fucked a slut without protection and gotten off the risk/sluttiness? Well I imagine that taboo is even better with a hooker. I'm scared I'm going to go through with this some day.

>>731969290
Night shift?

>>731972270
It is stupid because trading roses for sex is just as illegal as cash

>>731975192
What is Valentine's Day?

Do these women care if you're really fat?

I've always wanted to lose my virginity but I'm fat and ugly and girls avoid me like the plague.

>>731972883
Actually that's a pic I posted. That's my oc. And she's cheese. Lol.

And she's not Asian

Except for the herpes and one bout of syphilis (treatable with antibiotics) i can say that i came out unscathed. remember to always use protection! it's worth it.

>>731973923
I hate you hooker snobs
mr dato

>>731970094
This might sound retarded but do they expect you to figure out how much cash 100 roses are equivalent to, or do they just take like $100? Cause I'd imagine 100 roses wouldn't be exactly $100

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>>731974073
Yes. Spend around half the year in P4P hotspots. Frequently go on sex binges.

>>731974860
You are probably thinking of the PI. But honestly i have never fucked with drugs in any foreign country. Too risky. Alcohol is the universal drug.

>>731975146
I bareback my wife all the time since she i a barren bitch, so I play safe when I play. I'd love to do it with her though.

>>731974607
Awesome, how may times have you been to Thailand? I go every year during the low season.

>>731975413
They care about getting paid. Some might be a bit snobbish about it if you are fat, but do your research and find a good one.

>>731975074
Start hooker threads I meant

>>731974607
I hear a lot of people go there to buy, uh... very young hookers.

You ever sample the local cuisine?

>>731975527
It's a 1:1 conversion not some sort of currency exchange.

>>731975881
I get the young ones in California. Tons of young poor mexi sluts where I live.

>>731975168
Do you use a burner phone to call hookers or an app that masks your number?

>>731975527
Yes, they expect you to figure it out. And if you don't get it right, they laugh at you and leave.

>>731969801
You bareback it? Someone in this thread post a pic of a (non Asian) hooker they fucked raw goddamnit. Shits hot (I'm fucking stupid)

>>731975881
VERY young hookers? No thats a myth. You don't see children in bars... You do see the trannies though. They are very obvious and aren't there trap you.

>>731975589
You are my hero.

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>>731976089
App. Once I get to know them and make them into sugar babies they get my real number

>>731975612
>PI
Is this mean phillipene islands?

>>731976223
Well I was only wondering cause if they're asking for "gallons of gas" and shit like that completely changes the price of things lol

>>731976373
The whole making the into sugar babies thing, need to figure that out for myself.

Bitches too uppity these days

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>>731975733
No idea how many times I have been, have lived out there for extended periods of time over the course of the last fifteen years, otherwise usually 2-3 months per year.

>>731976262
I play safe. These girls get around and many are into drugs at some point. You have to be careful and watch out for the addicts.

>>731976373
What's the app?

>>731976269

But I saw a video some guy took of very young hookers actually trying to proposition him on the street. It can't be a myth when I've seen it with my own eyes.

I mean, I suppose it could have been staged or something, but who would do such a thing?

>>731976537
Well I'm joining the navy

>>731975168
Yessir, I got a few reviews. Looking to see a white girl next time

what if I want to join the navy but I has no skills?

>>731976537
What are the positives and negatives with living in SEA? Lifestyle wise.

>>731976576
Text plus

>>731976898
Then you'll fit right in as a BM or undesignated seamen. You'll do a lot of shit work though.

>>731976898
I'm in the army right now. Their basic is the easiest and shortest of them all. Have to be able to do pt enough to be able to handle it. Tbh i joined mostly out of shape but with some effort and some "guidance" you will be good to go. Air force is pretty chill too. Army/ Marines blow

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>>731975881
Most of the bargirls are pretty old in LOS. Mid-twenties-mid-thirties. There are plenty of 18/19 year olds, but you're not going to find many younger than that, and you wont know it either since they'll be using their older sisters ID or something along those lines. K11 outside Phnom Penh used to have a bunch of super young girls, but it hasn't existed in over a decade. Honestly though, you're not going to find super young girls in Westerner-oriented venues. They are too heavily monitored by anti-trafficking NGO's. You'll mostly find them in local venues.

>>731977162
>>
Boatswains mates are the most brain dead, inbred fucks on any ship.

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yes
she stuck a finger in my ass

>>731976262
don't go raw. think about it. after you ejaculate you are done. it's just a few minutes of pleasure. don't risk it for that. you can always fuck another hooker with a condom on.

best way, for me, is to fuck them with a condom and when about to cum finish off on their face or chest or ass. if you're good at fucking, they'll let you.

>>731977162
Hooyah Deck Seamen.

>>731974936
That site doesn't have anything on it

>>731977322
God Tier reaction image. Saved, thanks.

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>>731977322
>cks on any ship.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)21:15:57 No.731977322▶>>731977539
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Fuck i think we were out together that night!
wasnt that in ontario?

>>731977162
Can I have /b/ if I join? I think I'm to old though.

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>>731977746

Yes that is most difinately you! or me...or whatever

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>>731977035
I guess the main benefit is access to pussy. It's also a good place for networking if you're a criminal - a lot of the younger expats have come up with a lot of genius schemes to make money to fund their lifestyle. I dunno, I just prefer living over there, the US and Mexico are boring as fuck. I hate having to come back to them.

goodnight /b/

What would happen if I'm a really bad alcoholic, but I join the navy?

>broke up with ex
>get hooker off of backpages
>clean entire apartment
>hooker comes over
>ask to kiss the hooked
>says she doesn't normally kiss
>let's me kiss
>eat the pussy
>couldn't get hard
>stop
>pays the hooker
>ask to take selfies with the hooker
>actually take the selfies
>I said "we should do this again"
>"why?"
>hooker leaves
>2 weeks later, grandma in the hospital
>cervical cancer
>ask me about my girlfriend
>show selfie
>grandma smiles
>"you two are beautiful anon. Hope you get married"
>"yes grandma"
>3 days later
>grandma dies
>grandma doesn't know that she hopes I get married to a hooker who I had an unsuccesful one night stand with

So yes OP I have experience with Backpages

>>731977281
>Boatswains mates are the most brain dead, inbred fucks on any ship.

Millions of years of this. Anytime anyone gets the entire ship in trouble 9 time out of 10 says it's a fucking BM.

I have social anxiety (feel like everyone hates me/is talking bad about me) so I might end up just getting a hooker to lose my virginity.

It's a pathetic way to lose my virginity but I'm hoping it'll help me progress past my social retardation.

>>731978478
And I can fix anything with wings, would the navy have me?

>>731977935
I plan on being an English teacher there or S. Korea. Leaning more towards S.Korea though, currently working on my TEFL certification.

>>731978619
Or the occasional MM.

>>731978790
Navy has plenty of alcoholics, you'll be just fine. Just make sure you can work with a hangover because you'll be doing that a lot.

>>731978940
Well I'm 34 so I don't think I can. My dad got a distinguished flying cross though. Wound that exempt me from the age clause?

I'm going street walker hunting right now

>>731969426
kek 16 yo detected.

>>731978800
Good luck, I've always found the money in that to be total shit so have always avoided it, but I know plenty of guys who really enjoy it. The pay is higher in Korea but not sure if you're lifestyle will be. One of my best friends started off in Korea when he first moved to Asia and has since lived in 5 countries. He eventually settled in Vietnam. Lower pay, but a much more enjoyable lifestyle. He is knee deep in pussy.

>>731979247
No and it's ok to be 34 and joining the navy. You may have to prove you're fit enough to join though. Word of advice though, you shouldn't join the Navy on the premises of getting to go to other countries to bang girls.

>>731979531
He keep his savings in pussy?

>>731979663
Hmm what about the AF?

>>731973059
I sold these dudes weed one time. Ha ha.

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>>731979531
>He is knee deep in pussy.

The literal image of that scares me.

>>731971409
i feel it bro

>>731979719
He is an English teacher, I doubt he is saving any money.

>>731979841
Not sure if that is the appropriate expression. English is not my first language, sorry.

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>>731979841
That's how they get you, anon.

Yes. Wehn I showed up at her motel room, her friend was leaving with her kids. She smoked. She barely touched me. Her body was really flabby. She made me get on top. I didn't even get halfway I when and came. 2/10 at least I came.

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>>731979419
I've been trying to find this trip of high school looking walkers I saw a few days ago

>>731975146
>Get hooker
>Fucked her with condom
>Finish within 15 mins payed 120 for hh, cum in condom
>keep trying to fuck her to get my money's worth but cant get hard again
>pull out and condom slips of my soft dick and stays in her pussy
>Mfw she pulls it out and it makes an elastic rebounding sound
God damn everytime i look back at it I find it hilarious

>>731968916
If the pic is of a super hottie, it's fake. If she looks normal, ot's probably her.

>>731980222
Maybe I meant thigh deep in pussy or elbow deep. Or neck deep. What is the expression?

>>731968916
It's pretty easy to tell who is real. Average picture quality is really what you should look for

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>>731980583
I'm getting older and fucking younger and younger hos. I stayed taking the blue pull to have enough energy. There's a quartet of high schoolers I fuck with and they ask want ti be fucked in group. If it wasn't for the pill, I wouldn't be man enough

>>731980189
>Not sure if that is the appropriate expression. English is not my first language, sorry.

No, no it's the correct expression. I'm just I'm just laughing at the literal idea of being knee deep in a vagina.

>>731969801
Ew.

It's infinitely cheaper and better to just get sucked off by a gay man who actually is into it.

No, but I prank call them alot with my friends and sometimes will send them to people's houses I don't like. I don't need to pay for pussy when the are so many willing participants. Don't get me wrong, if i was rich i would be fucking all the pornstars as they are all escorts too. But im broke and am decent looking and confident enough to get free pussy

>>731982392
Likely true

>>731968477
yeah.

I'd recommend just spending the extra money for a higher quality hooker from TER or Eros.

It's 100-200 extra dollars and you dont have to have the STD freakout and guilt afterwards.

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Local bp ho

no, but i pay strippers every now and then

>>731968477
Yes, many times. But the local BP has almost completely dried up because they removed the adult section.

>>731984339
They probably all migrated to the w4m section

I pay about half my money on a hooker who is also my girlfriend. I shake her parent's hands. They know that I know that they know I fuck their daughter quite a bit. JK she ain't a hooker, just a nynphomaniak or whatever you spell that shit.

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>>731984804
This was my favorite. Started as a hooker. Met when she was 17. Big time nasty nymph. She was constantly molested as a kid and had issues. But the fuck was good

>>731973736
was in in VA, hampton roads?

>>731985029
all women have issues from my experience, but then again, I've always lived in the guetto, so I can not guarantee it

post them noods brother

Not BP, but CL, yes. First was an 18yr old slut with a pill problem im pretty sure. Second was a new mother, living in hotel.

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>>731985235
I live in a ghetto town. No short of young sluts to have your way with. Unfortunately no buses. The fick was so good, never pulled a camera out. Phone was usually used to watch cp so she cold role play back to when she was molested

>>731985757
Fuck my phone.

I meant no nudes and the fuck was good

>>731985757
she has sad eyes, send love to her from me

>>731986379
She's actually dead now. Sad life and i took full perverted advantage. Had a thread about her death a few weeks back

>>731986630
what happened?
Did you give her aids?

>>731985757
cool, since she;s dead should i contact her facebook and let her know?

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>>731986777
She was shot seven times and dumped in a canal

Did several times for the last 3 years and never got effed until this last year after they stopped the escort ads

>>731986867
Go ahead. Sierra Berg. She has three profiles, like with public wall where people wrote about her death. What you think you are some super sleuth. Lol. Little boy

>>731969027
Ur seriously gonna make people ask how you weeded out the fakes?

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>>731987023
actually no. but i am a knight in shining armor. and a lot of anons is this thread are U.S.
(pic related).

>>731980817
That is amazing. How did you set that up/meet them?

>>731987426
Ha what a joke

>>731987435
Fuck my typing is screwed. Those aren't all the girls just two of them.
Met a friend of theirs on the stroll. She hooked me up

>>731987517
the joke is posting searchable images on a board ran by the FBI. /b/ really has gotten retarded.

>>731987426
knight. Synonym for cuck?

>>731986874
Nigger?

>>731987703
/b/ isn't run by fbi thats /mlp/ they fuckin love ponys

>>731988485
Always with the standard cookie cuter replies. All that cum being pumped up your ass is finally reaching your brain

I'm out cruising for hos right now