REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

pls

oh hai

>>731961894
tried this before, didnt work.
Cancer thread, kill yourself tumblr fag

>>731961894
can't risk it

Why not?

thanks man I love you

>>731961894
hmmmmmmm

I wish

Who knows...

>>731961894
please

But my other friends on /b/ say women are bad! Oh jeez, now I'm conflicted

why do these threads exist

Oh boy would I

Oh boi! I sure hope she's an annoyingly emotional wreck just like my ex!

>>731961894
yea sure .exe

sure

No I won't. I'm gonna go home, play One Way Heroics, masturbate, hug my Dakimakura then go to sleep at 9am. Wake up at 5pm then repeat

Wow I bet this will totally work

>>731961894
Do I have to listen to a Backstreet Boys song, too?

ayy lmao

aayyy

Doubt

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i believe

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>>731961894
Submissive asian 7-8/10 qt
please and thank you

Oh this thread again fuck you OP

whatever its worth a try

lol doubt it

true if dubs

>>731961894
let's see

>>731961894
I've got nothing to lose except the two mins it takes writing and posting this reply.

fuck it, why not?

K

>>731961894
Pls

Ok hope it works

ooh thanks i sure could use a dirty girl with which to willingly service my tender dick

>>731961894
k

maritsa, i want you. i need you.

hope

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>>731961894
>tfw you still reply :((((

k

Praise Allah

but what if I'm gay? Can I at least get one with a penis?

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pls

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>>731961894
Tomorrow could work for me.

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>>731961894
Fuck u

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Replying for Asian Tiny Tits goddess

>>731961894
...

>>731962666
it took you two minutes to write that?

sure why not

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gonna give it a shot

>>731961894
replying! hahsha i know and i knew but it still hurts...


;_;

>>731961894
Plz i need this

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I try but hopefully it works

wonderful picture now i will wait for my punching bag to arive

:'(

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>>731961894
only replying because I want sauce on that pic

Please

YEAH BUOY

4chan gods please help out here.

Ayy doubt it will work but why not

bella fratimo

You underestimate the power of my beta

ok

Seems sketchy to me

REPLY TO BAIT BECAUSE BAIT

>>731961894
Well maybe I'll get lucky.

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Hell satin

E

>>731961894
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731961894
ok, a blonde one, with 10/10 face and 9/10 body please.

Pussy please

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>>731961894

>>731961894
sweet

Please

I've been smeckledorfed by these threads before.
And yet I still post.

>>731961894
very much doubt it

>>731961894
pls i want a qt 3.14 gf :3

Lol xd niggers

k.

>>731961894
Cool

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>tfw I already have a 5'1" qt3.14 gf

>>731961894
ya right

>>731961894
O shit

>>731961894
I prefer 2D girls tho

Well

the Hildebeast is a ᕳunt

Sure

Killing myself tomorrow.

>>731961894
why not

never worked

>>731961894
k gimme

Rip

>>731961894
nigger

>>731961894
kek

Please god

>>731961894
I WANT HER BACK

>>731961894
rolling

i'm not a robot

Okay You will hear from my lawyer if I dont

>>731961894
submissive 1/10 dog plz thx

>>731961894
dsdfzvdsfvsgv

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Can't I just have my girlfriend back...?

okay

>>731961894
Can it be of my choosing? Please?

>>731961894
splampt

>>731961894
What if I already have one? Do I get another?

>>731961894
Aww
She's so cute

>>731961894
Lies and pies

just in case

mmm interesting, lets try why not

k

>>731965155
What's gone is gone, Anon.
Be strong.
Be strong for all of us.

>>731961894
How does a relationship build in less than 12 hours hm?

>>731961894
Nigger

Cause I'm stupid

There's something between us

>>731961894
heh

Hope it's my physical therapy girl. She looks like Danica Patrick

>>731961894

Will my wife like my new girlfriend?

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Drink lean Tumblr cunt

if satan wills it

>>731961894

Please,nigga.

Pls

>>731961894
if only

True if trips

>>731961894
okay then

fuck it

>>731961894
I wish

>>731961894
kill me

da

Ha, this is a lie I'm a shut-in!

>>731961894
good one

Oh ok

>>731961894
Will I get a second one?

>>731961894
pls

>>731961894

oi

Unlikely but why not

But she's in the other room

>>731961894
doubt it

>>731961894
Worth a shot, lmao.

Right...

>>731965999
Checked.

>>731962221
"friends"... summerfag detected

>>731961894

looks a little rape-y

I'll take one please

giggity

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>>731966160
>rape-y

>>731961894
Source?
This looks like my ex, I need more information

>>731961894
O

why not :(

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>>731961894

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>>731961894

I responded to this thread and within 2 seconds I had a hit on Tinder. She is now my girlfriend.

Thanks 4chan!

>>731961894
Wouldnt that be nice

Why not?

>>731961894
If i already have a girlfriend? Do i get two? Or do i get to cheat and not get in trouble?

hmmmmmmmm

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Pls

>>731966296

>on Tinder

let me correct that for you faggot

on T̶i̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Grindr

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>>731961894

>>731961894
IM LONELY AND HAVE MANY INSECURITIES GIV ME GF

Let's get it

>>731961894
this better fucking work op

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>>731966372

you get 3some. that's how /b/ roll.

Thanks 4chan!

>>731961894
Pls

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>>731966454

>>731961894
all these people that believe, fucking dumbfucks, it really in'st that hard, you just gotta look good, and not act like a fag cringelord.

>>731966535

Granted.

>>731961894
giggity, giggity

>>731961894
sure

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Nigger

>>731961894
Plz be my gf, Sarah.

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>>731961894
Was already going to have one tomorrow anyway, thanks though

keeeeezy pi

>>731961894
[;ease

>>731961894
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>731961894
couldn't hurt to give into the juju

Make her just love me

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>>731961894
Never hurts to pray

>>731962600

one simply does not get a submissive sex partner by grovelling

>denied

apply again when you not beta

>>731961894
Oh boy

better safe than sorry

>>731961894
wtf happened to this girl, i mean damn dodge the shovel girl

>>731961894
Fuck this gay shit I'll get her myself

never said shed be a good girlfriend

>>731961894
oh hello.

Pls

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>>731966466

granted

nice dubs

pic related: your new gf

>>731966504
Thats just dandy with me. As long as i get to lick some lady bootyhole

Man my wife would be pissed off

>>731961894
Better safe than sorry

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Desperate faggot, AWAYYYYY

would be nice

K

Why not

Anna

>>731961894
nice

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hi

Hopefully

true if trips

>>731961894
why not

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>>731961894
lets do it

r0ll

>>731961894
Thank

I call bullshit

>>731961894
I dont belive in lov but i will try

hello darkness

>>731961894
pls

i wanna die now

cant risk

>>731966933

>FFM

>lick some lady bootyhole

you're doing it wrong

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>>731966922

da dubs checking da dubs

pls

For God's sake help me

I got nothing to lose

>>731961894
I fuckin' hope so.

hoping

>>731966935

>wife would be pissed off

granted. your wife is now pissed off.

>tell me in lying

gib hoe

Fuck you

>>731961894
why not man

>>731961894
Thank god finally!

>>731961894
dont give in... this never works...

>>731967257

goddamn gookmoot and his 2 mbyte file limit. had the perfect webm reply to this.

faggot gookmoot

joke's on you i already have one somehow

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>>731961894
because I have no hope left

Bullshit I am an unlovable fat fuck

Pls

>>731961894

Well, I suppose it doesn't hurt to try...

>>731961894
Finally

>>731961894
Might as well

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>>731961894

Please anon don't toy with me

oh boi im sad

fuq

>>731961894
lll

fuck

>>731961894
One can hope

>>731961894
PLEASE

Whynotlifeisshortanyways

Yeah ok...

>>731961894
gib pls

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>>731961894
please:(

First day of work tommorow. Well, gl to me

Is that a bet

>>731961894
pretty please

Please im dying I need her

Okay :)

>>731961894
I hope she'll like me

:^)

>>731961894
OP's a gay faggot

Won't work, but here's to being desperate

I'm just so fucking desperate to the point I'm hoping that special kek magic will help me.

>>731961894
Another one

For the lulz, here I go.

Doubted

>>731961894
boobs

>>731961894
money fagg i want money not gf infninite amount of motherfuckign monyye

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>>731961894

>>731968755
Check'd, my man

Ok

>>731961894
Women are to God damn expensive

>>731961894
Ok

>>731961894
Is that Sam?

>>731961894
touchless virgin here.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sure why not

PLEASE

>>731961894
Might as well roll em

Tomorrow I'm actually gonna ask for this one girls # that I've been eye balling since the beginning of the semester at the school I work. She's not part of my afterschool team so getting too talk to her is hard. I see her 2 times a week for 1-5 minutes per day before I have to pick up my kids. This thread is one of my signs/motivations to go through with it! The week is my last week at the job. Wish me luck anons

please

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>>731961894
pwease

>>731961894
Deal

>>731961894
ok

Bej

I'll bite

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Not sure what to post
Have goliath mobile mine

I hope this is true

Fuck it

Thanks kek

>>731961894
Pls

I actually have a date tomorrow so I really hope this goes well

>>731961894
I praise kek

nothing to lose roll

>>731961894
please

PLZ

>>731961894
L O V E I S N T R E A L

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>>731961894
OK
but she has to be either animated, a sex android , or both

Might as well

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K E K

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>>731961965
what he said
>>731961894
defaq hit her in the face

I can use all the luck I can get

why not

Can I have enlightenment instead

>>731961894
please.

>>731961894
EVERYBODAYYY

>>731969530
weren't those tiny experimental RC tank things?

kinda like a bomb squad bot, except on backwards day

wank

You want a GF who will do anything for you?

Just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

D- demonstrate value E- engage physically N- nurture dependence N- neglect emotionally I- inspire hope S- separate entirely

Just broke up with mine so try me

>>731970154

>enlightenment

so I got that going for me. Which is nice.

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>>731970081

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>>731970354

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>>731970390

>>731961894
THIS IS A LIE [spoiler]but just in case[/spoiler]

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>>731970444

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>>731970477

Ok

ALL LIES

>>731961894
fuck it

no u

>>731961894
u wot m8?

I hope I have cancer tomorrow

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>>731970477

dafuq?

Fuck it why not

>>731961894
Here goes nothing.

wish me luck friends

Niggers

Wow

>>731961894
Gf pls

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let this be real..