which is the correct choice?

>>731957593
Either C or K. But I gravitate towards C. L sounds like fun, too.

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rolling

I would say; D,E or L

Why would a spirit in arab mythology offer me a native pacific islander symbolic artifact?

Whoever made this is an idiot, I refuse to answer.

>>731958908
obviously he stole it from a lost fijian merchant

>>731957593
How is B affected if I already have true love? Do I get to skip the penalty, or do I lose what I have?

>>731959278
i would assume your relationship grows cold

its a djinn, and every tiki has some sort of drawback

K. I die but I have everything I want or could ever want in my fantasy land. Would I know I'm in a fantasy world? Or would I just wake up to my new life as if it just happens by chance.

>>731959715
it doesnt say anything about memory erasing, so you would know

its like permanently playing a MMO in VR. with real life graphics

E

>>731959835
Damn. But could I live in a fantasy land where my memory was erased that I ever found the tiki but still had all my riches?

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>>731957593
F lmao
1. Dick size increased
2. Left muscular arm
3. Right muscular arm

>>731957593
E, C, K, L, or D in order of best

>>731957593
B. I'm already married.

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Choose wisely /b/.

B

I can always fuck hookers

D & K only good choices. E maybe.

>>731957593
1. K
2. H
3. C

>>731960744
1. I like the control aspect.

>>731960744
4

>>731957593
F

Liver, Dick, Scalp

>>731961009
best choice

>>731957593
B and L.

>>731960744
This hobo genie is far more useful than the tiki gas nigger.

The only worth mentioning options are top left and bottom right. Personally I'd choose top left. Say good bye to jerking off, say hello to great sex 4ever. Even loli sex.

>>731960744
4, everything else is pure hedonistic whitepillled garbage

>>731960744
Fucking 2

>>731960744
I choose 3 without a moment's hesitation.

>>731960744
3 is ok for me

>>731957593
What if in my fantasy world no one can die, get sick or hurt?

>>731960744
3, eh, all of them are kinda boring.

>>731962062
Thats a shity fantasy.

>>731957593
The objectively best choice is H.

>>731962173
Not really, because there's no niggers like you in it either.

>>731957593
Pretty sure I already have B.

K is the only choice for me

>>731961239
Just Fuck Already!

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>>731957593
welp lads?

>>731963003
I maybe above the influence, but still taking the bag. Otherwise pen, followed by dagger.

>>731957593
L
go back 20 years and invest in google

>>731963003
Probably the laptop, but being able to summon an autobot just for mayhem and lulz is appealing too.

Nah, the laptop as long as virtual reality includes very naughty and fetish porn.

>>731960744
1 is better and safer than 2

3 only lasts whilst you are loyal to her

4 is great for everything but sex and porn

The real choice is between the first and the last

>>731957593
The smart choice is F.

I would change my cock to 8inches
I would make my brain more efficient/smarter.
Turn my heart more efficient. So my stamina increases dramatically.

I could be a porn actor. A genious scientist or an athlete. Easy.

>>731957593
K
>>731960744
3
>>731963003
Pen

>>731957593
K.

>>731957593
K
K
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

F. definitely F.

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K is for manchildren who want to escape reality.

you want the cheat code

you want the ez mode

but when you get it, it'll feel so, so empty. You -know- that its fake. In the end you'll be wallowing in your own memories. Its literally Inception. You'll grow old and bitter inside your sandscastle of falsehoods.

>not realising K is a huge ass trap

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>>731957593

Obviously K.

My fantasy world is one where I can do anything. Even die and be resurrected.

>>731964403
This makes me want to take it even more. Ill end up a villain.

>>731957593
L (right)

I could go back a few hours and prevent myself from getting scammed in steam trades

>>731957593
The first L (I) is pretty good, invisibility is an amazing mobility tool, the places i could go with that.

K is pretty appealing too.

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>>731960744

1

Haven't even read the others. 1 is perfect.

B. Final answer.
Fuck love, give me money.

>>731963003
>Picking the laptop
>Time doesn't pass
>Jack onto VR and live forever

I'll pick the fucking laptop

H for fucking sure.
I'm pretty satisfied with my life, so free weed and no downsides works for me.

>>731963684
Great idea. Get the lottery numbers for the date too.

>>731963907
Only 8? Won't please this pussy ._.

>>731964991
If it ever comes and is bad money, you can sell it. No bad deal there.

>>731957593
>K
>>731960744
>3
>>731963003
>Laptop

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>>731964403
You can still wish for it to be real mode once in a while. So you can challenge yourself. A hardcore mode to life.

>>731964557
thanks, anon

>>731957593
Uhh.. E I guess. I might go for the lifespan thing, but I'm not sure I wanna live out what I'm already due.

>>731957593
obviously E you fucking idiots what are you doing

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>>731964991

Police finds out, you go to jail for a while. But the weed keeps coming through the mail. You get more and more sentences because police will not believe that you don't know who keeps sending you the weed, even when you are at supermax prison. It has to be an insider of the force. You get beaten by the cops to confess, but you can't.

You die in prison with 5000 years left of your prison sentence.

J. Can ruin lives of people in politics I don't agree with.

Also learn the alphabet idiot, L appears twice.

L

I would go back to the day of the last missed lottery drawing before the the biggest lottery jackpot ever and play the winning numbers. I would give half to my current self and give me advice and information on the future.

I would then use most of the remaining to invest in stocks that will increase my funds and use that money and now influence to ensure trump doesn't become president.

>>731963003
>assassins dagger
<*teleport's behind you* "pshh nothin personel kid"

>>731957593
K - Fantasy world I go in a cryo-machine that keeps me alive indefinitely and my conscious is uploaded to a VR world that I control.
L - Take my books. Ask /b/ for trips to what country I make a world superpower so far advanced it conquers the world.
>>731960744
4 - Already asexual so this would benefit me.
>>731963003
Laptop

>>731957593
J

L go back invest in Apple and Microsoft profit

Thank me later

F
1. Grow Dick
2. Grow right boob
3. Grow left boob
4. Become official 4chan shemale
5. ????
6. Profit

>>731960744
1

>>731957593
F

>Change DNA to slow aging process
>Change brain to become super smart
>Change dick to become like the porn star dick I always deserved

Bam, it's the best of B and D without any drawbacks, plus an 8 inch penis

>>731967492
F is GROW body parts, so only the dick part of that would world work out, unless you want encephalitis

>>731960744
Hard choice between 1 and 4. Already pretty much have 4, except the TV and 4chan parts.

>>731963003
Supercar.

Brb collecting samples of awesomeness from a larger planet.

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K infp here

L go back in time and win lottery after lottery. Invest in startups and make billions.

K create a fantasy world where I have full control, immortality omnipotence and omniscience. I continually construct and live amazing worlds and then destroy them to try novel ideas.

>>731960744
1 is soooo tempting but yes. 3 is the only real choice. and or 4 maybe I guess. 4 is understandable but if I didn't choose 3 I'd hate myself for the rest of my life

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>>731968534
INFJ

TFW you are an actual special snowflake

>>731960744
3

F for foreskin

>>731963003
well fuck that's hard. but yeah laptop. supercar second. and pen third

>>731964403
What if my fantasy is just realistic life, just without stupid shit like getting sick and STDs?

>>731959023
as it turns out Pacific Island tribalism is the one true religion and all spirits in the other world respect that

>>731964403
well fuck you too. lol

>>731957593
F of H...F

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Choose wisely my dudes

K

>>731957593
F.
With the right wording, the muscles and tendons of the body become one part. I.e., "I wish for my skeletal muscles to increase in strength, size, density, tone, and definition until I say 'stop.'"

With the right wording, your body fat is one part. I.e., "I wish for my body fat to decrease by 10% per second until I say stop."

With the right wording, your entire body is 'one part.' I.e., "I wish for my body to become agelessly, regeneratively immortal."

Other than that, your dick is obviously one fucking part if you don't have to finagle the wording to fix shit like being a fat fuck. You've got three wishes to get the perfect body, in literally every way possible. Hell, using the 'my body is one part' argument, you could directly wish "I want my body to be my physical ideal." There, two wishes left over for immortality and super powers.

>>731970383
if it had teleport I'd pick Sloth in a heartbeat. it should have teleport btw

>>731963003
party bag fucking obviously

become biggest drug dealer in history

>>731967961
>GROW
No. Reread, fucker. It says 'change.' Your DNA is a body part.

>>731970383
Wrath

>>731971399
Poster here, same

>>731963003
Supercar.
brb collecting Nazi Jew-gold, killing Lincoln before he declares war on the Confederacy, sniping Churchill, and writing my name in piss on the moon.

>>731970383
I pick Gluttony

>>731960744
Asexual Ascendancy

>>731968534
>infp
>aka life's little bitch

>>731971763
You stole my brb.

Brb taking my supercar back to OP before he made this thread and prevents him so I get a supercar and you don't.

There can only be one.

>>731957593
F.
Change my dick, change my brain, and I don't know what else I'd really decide to change. I guess my height maybe? Maybe my tongue tbh, I have a stupidly short tongue.

>>731960744
The first one. No more bisexual urges to feel weird about anymore!

>>731961239
Switching sides

>>731963003
Laptop of the Omega Wizard, duh. I'm now immortal and able to play video games forever without aging, plus I can learn forever and not age. ezpz

>>731970383
Lust. I can paralyze people with a touch; if I need to fight, I can use that. Or instant orgasms. Really, it's so versatile.

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>>731972603
Rate me too.

>>731973421
I'll go back and prevent you from getting the car and preserve this thread and make sure everyone except you gets a car if they want in addition to their other choice. you fuckface. lol

>>731974631
How could you go back now if you HAVE NO CAR?

This thread is fake your eyes are fish.

>>731974905
I got mine before you *shrug*

>>731975114
What just because I don't mention it?
>>731968250

>>731957593
H is clearly the best choice

>>731975313
hmm fine then. then I can do it because I'll be going back in time "farther" than you and I had the car before you went back in time to stop it.

>>731957593

This thread is stupid. The obvious answer is L.

Children have more knowledge these days than kings in the past. You could easily amass godly levels of power with your wizard-like intelligence if you traveled to the past. Could even rule the world.

>>731975869
You came back here to tell us your tale, I got the sneak on you by going back before coming here with my tale.

Either F or L
Invisibility would be nice, but I could also modify the part of my body that may be damaged in the future AND gaurantee that it can't be harmed again because my changes are permanent.

>>731957593

L for sure.

Become rich by investing in Google, Facebook, and Amazon in the early 2000s. Win the one billion dollar lotto last year.

Spend free time due to wealth pursuing a healthy lifestyle and entrepreneurship.

Increase lifespan by 25% with access to the best medical, dietary, and exercise professionals in the world.

Invest heavily into robotics, AI, and programs that are research old age.

Maybe live forever.

>>731976172
Wait they fucked up The first L should be an I

>>731976057
you assume I didn't do that and several other things before coming here to tell you why you never actually got the car and thought this was just the ordinary choice thread where you continue to actually get nothing from them. unlike what it was for everyone else?

>>731976057
>>731975869
Look, fuck both of you faggots. I'll Bill and Ted this shit if I have to. The car is mine. Get your own.

K

Rorin.

>>731957593
L

>go back 12 years
>get involved with the housing market crash of 08 (a stretch)
>buy stocks with knowledge of future stocks
>be as rich as you need to be

>>731963003
Party bag for sure. Would eliminate 99% of issues with drug addiction

>>731957593
K is the only real option here. You can essentially create every other djinn artifact in your fantasy world if you wanted.

What's the rationale for choosing anything else?

J, think about it: ruin some hot chick's life without he knowing, then give her salvation with you.

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>>731960744
3. All I want is a qt girl to love me, /b/

>>731976343
>>731976416
Fuck this, Bill and Ted guy gets my car. I don't want the responsibility anymore.

>>731978381
*her

>>731978614
same

>>731957593

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>>731963003
>one stab will instantly kill
>two will kill painfully
>first stab kills instantly
>kills instantly
>instantly

>>731978682
lol, I just wanted you to get your just desserts lol. a taste of your own medicine. got a bit out of hand. a bit over zealous. might have anger problems

>>731978916
gotta stab fast my friend. orrr the second stab brings them back to life to bring the pain

F....easy choice! dick, hairline, pecks

>>731979010
I am cry. Why make the sads on me?

L, Jizz in the Primordial Soup.

>>731970383
Lust or envy.

>>731979211
sadness and boredom and existential crises. also unending anger at everything