trips decides

>>731943069
tendies

condoms

Can you sit on my face?

extra extra small condoms, butter, and a turkey

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731943069
vaseline, cucumber and tissues

duct tape, rope, chloroform, tie rips, an axe and alcohol.

>>731943069
I want you to sick my dick when you get home you fat slut

condoms and do you use lube or shall we go dry ?

>>731943069
Pregnancy test
Clothes hanger
Skittles

>>731943175
Suck goddammit

Ask her to send nudes

>>731943221
reroll

>>731943069

Roofies

>>731943069
Any copies of the nutshack on dvd?

>>731943069
Milk and some healthy fruits please. Thanks mom! I love you.

>>731943221
>one off
you should off yourself

ask for sex

>>731943069
some super glue pls

Send nudes please

a dildo

>>731943069
>8:32 am
>horrible shoop job on "Mom"
Can we just end this thread now?

>>731943323
Fucks sake close again

nudes

snax

>>731943069

Adult diapers

your vagina

Unless they have a picture of your snatch fuck off mom I'm busy

>>731943069
Tendies you ungrateful bitch

>>731943354
shit youre right
i am a fool

>>731943131
this, and take a picture/video of yourself eating them

I want to not be a massive faggot any more

>>731943354
op here
ever heard of time zones retard

condoms and hydrogen peroxide. For personal use ... yes and a thick rope, preferably 5-6meters long

>>731943433
Rerell

>>731943069

Hot sauce
and a large cucumber

I want to break free

>>731943433
Roll

"Some condoms & snacks please. I get hungry after working out haha"

>>731943568
REROLL

>>731943069
Condoms

Satan

>>731943433
rerill

Im too scared to say in person. Im gay.

"Mom I've been gay for 19 years, can you please just accept me for who I am and stop using those kinds of hurtful slurs?"

can you see if there are any cheap sex dolls?

>>731943752
Roll

>>731943752
Reroll

>>731943069
autism pills

>>731943069
Condoms, for when I fuck you hard tonight whore.

>>731943433
r o l l i o

>>731943731
Rollerino

can you get some condoms so you and i can make love tonight?

condoms you filthy whore

pic of your pussy and tits

>>731943069
canned spaghetti

2-liter bottles
Acetone
Alcohol
Anhydrous ammonia
Battery acid
Benzene
Blenders
Bronchodialators
Camera batteries
Camp stove fuel
Chloroform
Cold tablets
Diet aids
Drain cleaner
Energy boosters
Ephedrine
Ether (starting fluid)
Freon
Gasoline additives/Rubbing Alcohol
Hot plates
Iodine
Iodine crystals
Lithium from batteries
Muraitic acid
Paint thinner
Phenylacetone
Phenylpropanolamine
Pheynl-2-Propane
Propane cylinders
Red Devil Lye
Red Phosphorous
Rock, table, or Epsom salt
Sodium metal
Stained coffee filters
Toluene (found in brake cleaner)
Tubing
Unmarked mason jars with tubes attached
White gasoline
Wooden matches

i don't know about that store shit but i want you to know i really hate niggers and was hoping we could have sex later tonight

>>731943069
I want OP to deliver

>>731943903
"suck my anus first then we talk"

Hitler 2.0 electric boogaloo

>A big black man that can be my worshiping Slave.

>>731943069
Condoms made out of tendies.

>>731943433
rollerino

>>731943938
a pic of your ass bitch

>>731943433

>>731943977
send nudes

>>731943931
roll

a 12 inch dildo

A bomb ass succ

bananas and marijuana

a black person

Penis

>>731944005
A pic of your tits with a swastika tatooed on it

Hitler should've gassed the niggers

>>731944057
Condoms so that we can make out bitch

I want some new thongs and large training bras. for my girl boner and boy boobs.

dildo

>>731944098
niggers

>>731943433
This

>>731944110
fuck so close

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So when do you finally wanna cut the tension and fuck ?

Chips

A My little Pony

I don't need anything, but you're going to need a pack of condoms for tonight ;)

could you get a pepperoni pizza pls

>>731944133
some condoms you filthy ass whore so we can fuck

>>731944189
some condoms you filthy ass whore

>>731944103
roll

>>731944203
fuck some condoms you filthy ass whore so we can fuck

>>731943069
your ass on my face, and lot's of lube

OOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOUUOUOOUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOUUUUU

>>731943497
Fake and not even remotely funny

>>731944139
Roll

>>731944286
hey bitch why dont you buy us some condoms and we can fuck eh?

THAT'S SO FAKE , IPHONES DOESN'T HAVE THAT BATTERY ICON, Y'ALL GOT TROLLED

a new dad

>>731944103
this

>>731944331
nigger

Lemme cop some Newport 100s and some bbq my nigga. Grab yourself an eggplant to get that pussy ready too

come hitlers dvds for grandma

What store? Can you see if any new vibrators are in stock so we can play?

>>731944242
reroll

I don't care as long as they're under 12

>>731944139
Rolling

>>731943069
a reason to life
help me

a big dick

Unless they got your used dildo then fuck off roastie whore

>>731944442
Unless they got your used dildo then fuck off roastie whore

>>731943931
check em

>>731944336
This

a huge cock

>>731944408
WINNER

>>731944336
/Thread

>>731944461
Suck my dick

>>731944139
Rrrrrrrrolll it

>>731944518
viagra

female viagra ;)

>>731943069
coke, but from another brand than my regular one

>>731944554
shit

MOM STOP IM TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW AND MY ASSHOLE HURTS. QUIT BEING AN INCONSIDERATE BITCH TO MY ASSHOLE

can you pick me up a pair of mexicans to mow the lawn

I want my ass fucked by you mama

a rope and a stool

mom can you fuck me

> 5:08 pm
> text at 8:32 am

You're a fake ass bitch you stupid fuck.

nothing, im fine *smile emoji*

a nigger slave

>>731944618
role

Peg my asshole mommy

>>731944658
AUTISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731944658
yes

>>731943069
a rope to hang myself with

>>731944664
Reroll

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING CUNT I WAS TRYING TO JERK OFF TO MIDGET PORN

Rolling for the one about condoms and banging his mom

lol fake shit

Tomato Juice

a nigger slave

My dick, your face?

>>731944336
THISSSS

condoms

NUTSACK BAND AIDS PLEASE I CUT MY LEFT NUT HOLY FUCK KISS IT BETTER BITCH

>>731944664
Reeerollll

a dick in my ass another dick in my ass and a third dick in my ass

A jug of milk. Thanks mom.

>>731943931
Bump

there have been 3 one-offs
>>731943221
>>731944110
>>731944331

pussy

>>731944815
reroll

>>731944764
fuck i cut my ballsack shaving it once, that shit stung like a bitch

>>731944664
Threeroll

>>731944740
reroll

>>731944763
reroll

>>731943069

why the fuck would yer maw still be at the shop 9 hours after sending you the message,

fake as fuck

Ask for da sex

>>731944740
rerollllerion

new underwear, shit myself again *sad emoji*

A big ol box of YOUR PUSSY

>second text

Whoops, auto correct, I meant a big box of you and me fucking tonight.

help me daddy is letting a black man fuck me again

>>731943069
A picture of that sweet pussy. Do it op!!!

Can you pick me up some disinfectant wipes and some socks (ankle) thanks mom

>>731945005
Roll

send nudes

condoms, viagra, a box of tampax and some vaseline

gypsy cum

Do they have any of the anus relaxing lube? Dad hurt last night when we fucked

>>731945045
Reroll

send a dic pic

Anything i can fap to

One of those skinny bitches with pale skin

a family that cares about communist Russia

can you pick me up some CHILD PORN

A young girl

>>731945212
reroll

i baby that i can FUCK

Porn

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>>731943069
I want you mom

>>731945027
this

>>731944444

Just wanted to see where this ended up.

a nigger slave

A child

Let me bury my meat hammer into your loins, until I erupt in you, so I can have my very own brother son. If it is a daughter sister, I will be forced to dispose of the child and we will try again.

Chicken tendies
Condoms
Your ass

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>>731943069
>Verizon shows "LTE" when connected to 4G and not connected to wifi.
>"4G" is a terrible shoop
>Text message is from 8:32
>Time on phone is 5:08
>Terrible shoop on "Mom"

/thread

some pussy juice, sorry pinapple juice, sorry pickled jews

bitch get your ass back from the store now so i can shove my juicy dick up your ass

Send her this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ7L8GcBOAg

i hate niggers, kill yourself this is a shit thread and shit bait for i hate niggers. tomorrow i think im gunna go out and find a jew to rape and kill

cant answer right now busy killing myself

a niggerb stbhi

nigger shit

>>731945431
This

The blood of a virgin

Who the hell is at the store on 8:32 AM?

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>>731945027
this seems to be the only thing people suggest so here

drank blech n kys lel

>>731943221
this

Hey mom I've been meaning to say this for a while. I'm gay and Jim is my lover

>>731945816
"Mom" changed to "mom". Gotcha!

>>731945816
Fake and gay

>>731945965
FUCK /THREAD

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>>731945816

bitch what did i tell you about leaving the kitchen

>>731943931
Rollo

>>731946086
Fake and gay

i am a homosexual

your dick

incluyde me in le ebin screncap :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>731945965
True. Op is a liar fag

triple the amount of sex you and i usually have

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I want to fuck Becky, the mentally handicapped girl at the highschool.

your ass

>>731943221
YES

>>731943433
This

An underage girl, can be any race but must be underage

a penis

>>731945431
Not saying its real.. Because it doesn't seem so... But Why would someone shop in a "4g"

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OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

>>731946086
In that case
Can you get me a computer from the store?

your penis and dad's vagina

Your hot, steamy log of shit sliding down my throat.

the knowledge of how babies are made

you, come home now

shit

sand

25, get your computer taken away. I hope this is bait or else you are a fkin autist

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>>731946805

a dildo

>>731946767
Reroll

A big black dick

>>731946635
I have no clue. Probably because they don't know it's supposed to say "LTE"

>>731946086
>4G changed to LTE - still a terrible shoop
>"Mom" changed to "mom"
>Sent text is blue, text field says "Text Message" Text messages are sent in green bubbles

/thread

Would you be mad if i jizzed on your bed?

to be black

Anybody else getting a connection error when you tell OP to K Y S without spaces?

Cock

your shit in my mouth

"i want 2 big black men to fuck you as i watch"

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OP won't deliver

To creampie your asshole while dad watches

to not be disturbed while wanking to child porn

ACtually can I have two computers in case you decide to be a bitch and take another one away?

:There's this one cute cashier I like but I'm afraid to talk to her, can you ask her for her number? You'll know her when you see her"

>>731944510
u dunce

>>731947429
Reroll

Your sex tape

>>731947429
rolling

>>731943931
roll

>>731943098
roll

>>731943098

Rol

Wait, are we acting retarded or playing allong?

>>731943098
rolli

a big of shit so i can rub it on my dick and pretend i have a black cock

>>731943098
Rolling

>>731943069
>Using 4G indoors
nigga please. if the obvious shop wasn't bad enough then this takes the cake

3 grams

>>731943098
Rollit

>>731943098
Roll it up and smoke it.

>>731943098
Rolling it

>>731948295
DO IT FOR TENDIES

Your boobs

>>731943098
Eat da tendie

Stephanie's pussy

>>731943098
Git tendies.

>>731943098
Roll Go NOW

hhj

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duct tape, and some large plastic trash bags, oh and some lye or drain cleaner and some bleach.
that should work.

>>731943098
GIBBE DA TENDERS

>>731943098
Tender

>>731943098
COME ON

Sorry mom.. Was for my teacher ;)

>>731943098
GO

socks

>>731948657
JN

I'm serious. I've been dreaming of going down on you for years

>>731948754
Reroll

>>731948754
Reroll>>731948754
Rolol

>>731948887
Trips confirmed!

/thread

>>731946086
fake and gay

>>731943098

Ask her for "my usual cake", but never clarify what you mean.

Dick

>>731948754
this thread is a fake you idiot

Your pussy right now bitch

gay porn

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a large cucumber, coconut oil, and some chocolate chips

>>731943098
roll

>>731948754
roll