I just had sex with my mom. AMA MFW

>>731942446
Do you live in Kentucky?

haha funny

Alright, I'll bite. How'd it happen?

>>731942446
how does if feel knowing youre gonna have a tard baby?

>>731942534
nope

>>731942446
What is your favorite furniture ?

>>731942580
she's on birth control

>>731942446
Does your father know ?

>>731942683
That doesn't mean shit. She still probably missed a pill and you're now gonna have to take care if Sloth from The Goonies.

>>731942446
are u sick or somethhing??

>>731942717
i dont have one anymore. they divorced a long time ago and she never remarried

>>731942683
You're about to become Grandpa Daddy.

>>731942446
Congrats motherfucker! Lol
How about Oedipus complex?

>>731942567
divorced long time ago, never remarried and saw other guys. started becoming really open about sex, started wearing less around the house. this turned me on. one day she caught me fapping said it was ok told me she does it too. slowly but surely it turned to us having regular sex.

>>731942446
Story/Greentext?

Pics or it didnt happen

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>Hey. I'm op n I fuked mi mom.

>>731943151

>>731943103
Greentext it bitch

Ever seen violent shit 2?

>>731943196
that would probably be my child if she missed a pill lol

>you need jesus

Greentext now op

>>731943300
>be me
>mom divorced long time ago
>never remarried or saw other guys
>around age 16 she became really open about sex, asked if i fapped alot, who i would do it to, etc.
>age 18 she now wears much less around the house always asking if i found a girl
>saw her porn histroy once, full of incest
>she caught me fapping once
>said it was ok and that i could always come talk to her
>confront her about her porn history
>admit i also found her hot
>present day, regular sex

>>731942446
I've had sex with your mom too, but you don't see me making a big deal of it.

>>731943196
looooooooooooool

>>731942446
How's the sex? Is she good?

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How's the presidency so far, Messieur Macron?

>>731942446
don't you find it at least a little disgusting? I MEAN she's your mum, she gave birth to you

>>731942446
How often do you guys have sex?

>>731944100
Top kek

>>731943970
Great, she's very good.
>>731944119
Nope, not at all, she doesn't either.
>>731944164
Usually at night but if there really isnt anything else to do we'll do it during the day on weekends

>>731943761
>be me

stop right there cunt

>>731944328
did you had sex with anyone before her?

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you gotta show a picture

>>731944499
i had a girlfriend when I was around 17 for a short while, did it once with her. But no, my mom is my first real relationship ive had.

greentext the first time details

>>731942446
What do you plan on for the future? Are you really going to be with your mom for the rest of your life, or will you marry someone else?

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Do you love her like a gf? Or a mom?

>>731944709
>my mom is my first real relationship ive had.
OF COURSE SHE'S YOUR MOM

We need a pic

>>731945184
as in sexual

>>731945150
both

pics or hang yourself

Tell us about a time she got jealous?

>>731942446
Pic of your mom op

>>731944931
>she caught me fapping once
>told me it was completly normal and i could always talk to her told me she does it too.
>Ive seen her porn history beforehand full of incest, didn't bring it up
>next day i confront her porn histroy
>she confesses how she had sexual thougts about me for many years
>Ialso admit my thoughts to her
>she gives my a handjob and than the next day we had sex.

>>731942841
>i dont have one anymore
>they divorced
Bitch, that's not how it works. You still have a fucking father. I wonder whether she meets up with him for sex too...

>>731944969
Finish college, get apretty good job but i'll probably stay with mom, who knows something can change

>>731945851
no theve been separated since i was very young and ive never heard from him

>>731942446
what would your mom do if she knew you were making this thread?

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please hang yourself

>>731946050
shed probably get horny and wed go for round too lol

>>731942817
Because abortion isn't a thing.

>>731945851
gg ur mom just ruined your sexual life
gl hf you degenerate fuck

>>731946162
i am having fun

>>731942446
So did I
Enjoy your STD

Does she roleplay?

tits of mom or go fuck your aborted tard kids corpse

>>731944119
Lol, he has been inside her vagina once and wants to go back. Multiple times.

She does anal?

>>731946354
yeah weve done it before

>>731945698
>>she confesses how she had sexual thougts about me for many years
MANY YEARS? are u sure she's not a pedo?

>>731946470
im sure haha

>>731946330
HAHAHA i thouth bout that

>>731942446
are you romantically in love with her just doing it for the sex?

>>731942446
are you romantically in love with her or are yo just doing it for the sex?

How much of a rush was it when it first happened?

>>731946846
both, we even sleep in the same bed naked. i can honestly see myself living the rest of my life with her