Why are you single /b/?

ugly

>>731928646
I live in a small town.

Getting high everyday is just more satisfying

>>731928870
this

No-one worth the effort, and I spend all my time inside.

>>731928792
That is no excuse.
>OP pics related

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>>731928646
social anxiety + average looking

>>731928957

he isnt bad looking, i look like mr bean and have no confidence.

Aspergers
also no girls I know are my type because most girls where I live are more chavy

I can't bring myself to
1) accept used goods
2) improve enough to be worthy of a virgin
But that's ok

I have the worst teeth. I don't smile.
I weight 145kg.

>>731929039
oh also I have really bad spots and a neckbeard because I don't care enouigh about my appearance to fix it.

Stutter, never had friends or talked to anyone because I'd get bullied for it. So now I'm socially autistic and have no speaking skills. Plus who wants to be with a guy you can't understand?

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I'm not

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>>731928646
shit personality
look ugly because I have a big scar on my face (pic related)
work too long hours

>>731928982
I think probably this in nearly all cases

'Got rejected once/twice/x times and now have concluded all girls are like this' is included in this statistic.

Ugly and I don't have a symmetrical face. I have a slight down-syndrome type of look, because I come from a small village, so my parents probably have some blood link.

Also, I have a low IQ and people notice it as soon as I start speaking. It's sad.

The two points from above obvious lead to depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts.

I'm gonna kill myself soon, so I don't really give a ahit to be honest. Btw, do you have more pics of the girl from the OP?

>>731928870
Definitely way easier to get a plug than it is to get a gf. Most people can easily go to their local highschool and just know who's selling and who isn't.

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>>731929373
don't know, i'm a kissless virgin in that sense that i've never even had "something" with a girl. Like not even a date.
My social anxiety comes from some traumas i had in my early adolescence in my then circle of friends.
But i get what you mean.

>>731928646

>Intelligent
>Independent
>Compassionate
>Calm
and not just pretending to be all those.

Do you have any idea how rare those traits are in women? To find one who, additionally, holds similar values to myself is almost impossible.

I cbf dating another woman just for the sex, it's not enough anymore.

>>731929495
Yeah, the worst thing is that we had no impact on our illnesses. We didn't know that our parents beating us when we were younger would result in anxiety and other stuff.

>>731929421
I lost plug for weed 2 years ago and since then i get high on fucking nutmeg every day or two. Shits dirt cheap and gives strong buzz for 20 hours. Its do fucking funny that happines costs just few dollars per week for me.

>>731929717
same, met this girl where she said all the boys are the same and that they always treat her bad, i was cute to her, i cared about her, i listened to her, everything just to be with her. turns out she stopped talking to me and is always on and off with mainstream normies, fucking life is confusing man, i feel you

I don't give enough of a fuck to care about talking to other people.

>>731929495
>>731929039 here.
I'm in the same boat minus the social anxiety being caused through trauma as mine is moreso a genetic thing.
Just know you aren't alone bro

>>731928646
average looking, cant talk to girls,barely leve the house.

>>731930056
>>731930056
yeah man i know.
Sometimes i wish i was really ugly though, i think it would easier in a way.
Like i'm not ugly as i said, i'm just plain average, so in theory i would have a chance with someone i guess. But even that small chance is being wasted because of how much i am a fuck up with anxiety

OP pic hurts my heart, why is life so unfair?

You guys are trying way too hard or being way too picky

All you need is ONE thing going for yourself; money, humor, talent, passion, even just plain old AMBITION will get you somewhere with women

One thing, that's all you need going for yourself

>>731928646
I don't like being around people.

>>731928646
post her nudes.

im on 4chan why do you think

>>731930477

why would u want to date a girl thats attracted to just your money?

I just got out of jail yesterday i was there for possesion of drugs it honestly made me think about how much time and money ive wasted just trying to get high. Anyways today i went and got a gym membership so ill start working out soon ill have a girl in no time now that im going to rehab im a changed man

>>731930477
do you atleast have one of those

>>731928923
>>731928792
>>731928982
>>731929111
deeze

because my gf of 8 years who I was gonna marry after she was done with school cheated on me.

>>731930561
I'm not talking about me, but

If a guy only cares about a woman's looks I'm sure he doesn't care if she only likes him for his money

I don't even know.

I'm at uni and there are girls everywhere. I can't talk to girls easy, make em laugh and shit but I don't know how to take it any further.

Even if I did there isn't a girl that I would want to that I know

>>731930583
Yes

>>731930570
for how long have you been inside anon? also sorry for hearing that, hope everything goes well

Social inept weirdo who is currently not scaling the social ladder.

Lower your standards and stop going after 10/10's

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>>731930640
>feels.jpg
all women cheat in most of their relationships, anon, don't think you have done something wrong to make her want to cheat

>>731930762
nice meme when not even 7/10 look interested.

ugly, and short,I try to have the personality but most of the time people ignore me

>>731930762

But anon, I've already done that and don't want to bother anymore. Unless wife material falls into my lap, I think I'm prepared to live alone.

>>731930649

if u date someone just for their looks you are a desperate retard

>>731930819
>all women cheat in most of their relationships

This is terrible bullshit to spread and only makes men more paranoid

I know you believe you're helping but you're just making things a lot worse

>>731928646
some people on /b/ know me better than anyone i know in person

>>731930819
we're still talking about getting back together. It's only been 3 months. I just don't know if I could ever trust her again, but fuck man, 8 years is a long time.

>>731930477
LOL

Doesn't work when you have some disability. Girls won't pick a man if his face is not symetric. This is a fact and studies proved it. The reason for that, is because our ancestors wanted to mate with the healthiest person possible so the child would have a high chance to survive.

Picking a midget with one eye and one arm, wasn't a safe bet. I know this example is extreme, but you get the point... if one eye is lower than the other, you're fucked.

Same thing if you have confidence or not. They sense it, and if you don't believe in yourself, you're screwed.

The only way is to get money and a lot of it. Maybe use some skills and start a business or something. If you have a lot of cash, the hoes will come for sure.

But again, in order to get rich, you'll need to be good-looking, have confidence, and intelligent... which we don't have in the first place. So we're pretty much fucked.

But thanks for your useless positive thinking tips.

>>731930858
Still too high. 5/10 or lower and it's easy pickings no matter what you look like.

>>731930929
I'm gonna take that as a pretty big hint you're an ugly person

>>731928646
I'm a terrible person who use women then dump them.

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>>731928646
I'm a black nerdy manlet that can barely make conversation with strangers let alone a qt3.14
>pic related

>>731930947
denial
>>731930956
you know how it goes
>once a cheater, always a cheater

>>731928842
Same, but I go out and ask people

If you guys can find happiness being alone then you will never find it.

>>731928646
Because I've grown sick, tired and ultimately jaded.

I enjoy being alone now.

>>731931049
but if all women cheat, what choice do I have if I want to have children and a wife?

>>731928646
well, there are girls (not so many but still) interest in me but i am too retarded to do something about it.

>>731930977
ewww i ca't be with someone i don't find attractive

>>731928646
I lost my self confidence many years ago

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>>731928646
im too picky on my women
>mfw im a solid 2 and act like a 4

>>731931132
lock her in your basement

the girl I like is living in another city, and the ones that live in mine are just for fun

>>731931004

yeah i am but i dont understand how u could date a hot girl who u dont even connect with.

>>731929242
>what's a speech therapist
I couldn't say R as a kid, retard.

>>731931156
It looks like you will be forever alone.

>>731928646
obviously most other people don't value me very highly

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>>731931230
>Same thing if you have confide
for sure dude

>>731931049
It's not denial, it's generalized paranoid stupid shit and only makes men more bitter and resentful, all of which is probably based off your own experiences with a woman you couldn't dick right or neglected.

>use to be ugly/fat (chubby)
>no grills mirin my lookz
>some say i am intimidating because i have a srs look and dont speak much
>sometimes get called an asshole because i dont talk to people
>? i didnt even say anything bad
>im chill as can be
>social retard
>lost it all the weight look 100x better ( strong jawline, clear skin, etc.)
>bitches like to mire now
>feels great
>still a social retard ( not a beta tho)
>NEET but i gained back my confidence and not really a social retard anymore but i have my moments
>promised ill lose my virginity to whoever as long as there not a 3/10
>still a 20 yr old piece of shit

>>731929305
That shit is badass and I've always wanted a facial laceration. Be happy fgt all I have is roadrash.

>>731929033
kek like mr bean^^

>>731931201
Like I said, that wasn't me speaking from my own experiences, but people want different things from other people. Some care more about looks/status more than anything else

Iv got two hands and the internet.

>>731931285
>implying

>>731930051
this

>>731931317

:(

>>731930570
Kek you're back on the wagon within a month mark my words

>>731931440
How accurate was I? Is all of this based off your own experiences with one or two girls?

>>731931505
not very accurate

>>731930947
It's true, though.

Even my female therapist said so.

>Anxious around new people especially women.
>Don't know how to talk to them
>Equations are better

>>731929033
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rowan-atkinson-60-girlfriend-louise-5428773

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>>731931026
I'm a white nerdy manlet but I still pull
>I do have an 8in rooster tho

>>731931590
I'm not arguing that it doesn't happen, but to say it is the norm is setting up your own relationships for failure.

>>731929400
Don't kill yourself. Take some time to travel, get your mind some rest from all of this shit.
I used to have depression too during the last 3 years, I still have social anxiety but it gets better. That sounds stupid as fuck and everyone says that but take some time.
People are not as bad as you can think, I discovered that a girl i used to hang with suffered from the same issues.
You're not alone

>>731931737
Good for you anon, I wish I could be in your shoes

>>731931686
I hate people and wish I knew maths.

That stuff is the language of The Universe and is more beautiful than any biological being.

Girls are fucking ugly cows where I'm from.

>>731928646
I have no social interaction

>>731928646
I work two full time jobs and help my dad take care of my dying mom. Why would I waste someone's time when I can't devout that time to them? That's selfish as fuck

>>731931888
where you from? btw nice trips

>>731928646
I'm 26, I've been single since December 2014, my ex of 5 years used to cheat on me, spread lies about me which caused family and friends to turn against me, physically attacked me numerous times which caused me to flinch when she tried hugging me, she would also destroy my self esteem telling me that "any self worth you gained during our relationship is mine to take away". After I finally dumped her I still had a fear of women and had panic attacks if I was unexpectedly hugged.

Now I'd say I'm comfortable enough to be around women, but I have high standards as I don't want to date a girl who hasn't held down a relationship of at least a year by her mid twenties and I don't date women who have kids.
I'm too picky to date girls in my league, but I'm too overweight and haven't dated since I was 18 so I can't approach women so well anymore.

>>731931862
Nah son
>2nd world slav
>emotionally stunted
>unable to form relationships
>jaded and abandoned by everyone I've felt for

Black people are instacool if they aren't niggers.

>>731931737
Time stamp or you're full of shit and just a beta manlet

>>731931941
Wait are you me

>>731928646
I'm too smart for that shit

>>731931026
keep trying monica.

>>731931974
I mean bit 100% about blacks being auto cool. Everyone is more or less indifferent towards me but niggers are the fucking worst

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>>731932004
Why would I have pics of guys on me

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>>731932115
Anon did you just call me a niggress?

>>731931800
LOL. Dude. I'm currently in fucking London and I was here for one fucking year. I came from Canada and thought I would get some wor, experience and enjoy it...

Guess what?

As soon as I got here, I knew I was fucked, because I felt NOTHING. People dream to come visit London and they're happy to do so for one or two weeks. I've been here since September and I didn't find the motivation to search for a job, so I'm basically living off my savongs from Canada... and 1 pound is equal to 1.80 CAD... almost the double.

I have severe depression, and travelling doesn't do jack shit, or I wouldn't be here on 4chan writing this text... I'd be at fucking Leicester Square in the center having a date with some hot girls.

And it's been like this for almost TEN fucking years.

Guess what will happen when my bank account reaches zero?

Yes, you're right... I'm gonna kill my self.

Peace.

>>731932305
Post your supposedly 8 inch cock with a time stamp or fuck off. its that simple manlet

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>>731932357
>LONDON!

>>731932413
I don't have to justify shit to you. Dream of it instead fag

>>731931934
England

>>731931709
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rowan-atkinson-60-girlfriend-louise-5428773

he's rich and famous

>>731928646
cause im married

>>731932357
I wish I could help you. I don't know what words i have to use to make you change your mind, but I know they exist.
According to survey, more than 88% of people who tried to commit suicide at one point of their lives later died of natural causes.
Take care anon

>>731932614
I'd suck him off too if he let me ride his McLaren F1
>I know it's sold

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>>731932583
Also from England and I must agree.
Hoping to get a qt Japanese gf eventually

>>731932357
Girls in London think they deserve a Prince charming and most people who work and live in London are either fucking ghetto trash or already have a great life, well paying job and husband.

>>731932305
It's not 8 inches, but it's not like dick size is a huge deal either even if it was

Of all the things a guy can have going for himself dick size is the least important and won't actually get you a woman and doesn't mean you actually know how to use it.

>Sorry to burst your bubble

>>731932579
Nah instead I'm gonna dream about my 6'3 self towering over you while resting my cock and balls on your shoulder.

>>731932357
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/10/13/jumpers

>>731932655
Not him but I think depression is endogenic and can be only cured through sheer willpower or not at all.

I've been depressed since I was 14, and haven't felt a spark of happiness in 10 years now.

I like to think of it as a blessing really.

>>731928646
Fat ugly loser..by any standard

>>731931737
Lol 8 inches won't do you any good when women literally bend down to look you in the face. Nice try though

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When I was young and halfway decent looking (skinny, ok-ish face), I was terrified of talking to women and only dated two who made the first move.

Now, I'm 30, getting fat, and looking old. I'm still attracted to women in their late teens and early twenties.

I want to die, but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

>>731932774
I was implying that sex and my pen0r are literally the only things girls find redeemable in me.

Seeing as I consider myself somewhat decent looking, I think that's saying something.

Yes; I'm well endowed. I'm supposedly good in bed, and you know that all girls do is gossip. So why the hell am I depressed and alone when I should be your grade A normie?

Because I hate life, women, myself, and everything my senses muster. Inner rage is my uttermost primary emotion which makes me uncohabitable in any way shape and form.

But yeah muh dick amirite

>>731932824
>a short joke
Riveting

>>731929913
How do you have to "do" nutmeg to het high?

>>731929039
My dad has aspergers and the man cheated on my mother. Get gud

>>731933240
You have to eat a spoonful of it.

Pro-tip:
>it tastes like cancer had a baby with death, which later bred with a 3rd degree burn.

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>>731933140
too much feel

Because I play rainbow six and don't get out enough to talk to girls. Community college was all older people and now I just play video games and don't know what to do with my life. T.T

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I'm just a low esteem fag with unrealistic standard. Since I broke up with my ex (she asked me out, broke out 1 y ago and I don't regret it ) I don't go out a lot, I don't have lots of friend who like to go out too. And yeah I don't put lots of effort to try flirting etc.. So I just tell my mama I'm focused on my studies even though I fail..

>>731933161
How many women have you even had sex with?

I don't need a a real woman to bust a nut

>>731933400
My mom doesn't ever wonder when i'll get a gf again anymore...

>>731933304
Nigga must be lying.
I can't even approach anyone I don't know. Like once I paced for 15 minutes because I couldn't explain to a substitute teacher I was there to meet my mum who's a teaching assistant.
In fact I know a few people with aspergers all of who have never been in a relationship.

>>731933433
20 odd, I don't keep count.
>small town

As I said, I'm quite stunted on the emotional spectrum, so one would not describe me as 'pleasant'.

I've been selected out of the gene pool

>>731933161
Post said "well endowed pen0r" with a time stamp. Stop filling these beta's heads with bullshit lies you fuck. You're probably just like other fucking manlet in this thread claiming to have an big dick

I'm jealous of single guys. Spend your own money, do what you want, no pressure to appease another person. Fewer birthdays/no anniversaries. Plus when you make a decent amount you can just fuck for fun.

Relationships are great for a bit, and the companionship is alright, but it gets old... Fast.

>>731933491
I think she's starting to be like this too

>>731933433
-1

>>731933754
Then go be single.

>>731933689
I basically insulted every other aspect of my being as well.

Dude, just because nature made it so doesn't mean I'm a fucking billionaire playboy sexbot, but a loser too.

>>731933516
Nah he just became a marine and got over it. In your defense he only ended up with my mom because she needed a sugar daddy to take care of her bastard son. After that he was molded by the military (which can't do shit anymore) to the cheating, successful son of a bitch he is today)

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>ugly
>highs standards

>>731933920
You should write something like Forrest Gump

>>731933754
This, between friends and my girl I can't save a penny. Living in cali doesn't help.

>>731933920
Well I'd never join the military because I'm a pacifist and fear mortality
It's a genetic thing so you never 'get over it' but you can certainly masquerade it and control it as I have learned how to do with certain aspects.

>>731928646
fuck my life

>>731934033
>>731933754
You guys just sound like you are afraid to be single. No one is forcing to have a girl, go dump her and live the single life if you are jealous of single guys.

You are all fucking cunts

>>731931864

Anon, the only thing stopping you from learning math is laziness. There's a bit of a humiliating sting to it when you start from the beginning later in life, but it's worth it.

>clean up your basic numeracy skills (people shit on it, but khan academy is fine for this)
>Do a highschool level book, anything is fine - I used the Haese Mathematics HL Core. It's dumb but just fucking do it.
>Remember, there's probably no need to do every single exercise. You want to get to the end of the book, not burn out here.
>Now you've done the hardest (most boring) part, you can start something nicer.
>Get an introductory college book for each of Linear Algebra, Calculus, and "Discreate Mathematics"(which is often a sampler of a whole variety of subfields)
>Don't ask /sci/, they'll give you dense shit before you're ready.

Congratulations fuckface, you now have a more worthwhile hobby than anime or vidya.

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>>731934134
You are pic related

>>731933140
Get /fit/, take care of your appearance, wear stylish clothes, go get some money.
>garunteed young pussy

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Late 20s
Mixed Asian in mostly White Country area.
Work full time as Security Officer/Dispatcher during Grave Shift.
Had few past relationships and some of em left some emotional scars.
Got scars on the back of my head due to skin infection so self-conscious about it.
I'm a fucking Asshole at times and partly believe I should be alone in Pain because of my stupid decisions in past relationships (never cheated but done stupid shit).

>>731928646
Coz bitches aint nothing but hos n tricks

>>731928646
just got out of a 5.5 year relationship. which started after 2 months of me breaking it off my ex before that of 3.5 years which started with me cheating on the ex before that of 6 months. gonna be 30 next year. time to be single

>>731929111
trips of god damn ur depressing

>>731928646
Cus Im a fat weirdo who gives off a "will probably murder after snapping one day" vibe who's also a bit of an aspie so whenever I do manage to not be a retard well enough to gain someones interest I promptly fuck it up by sperging out about it or being generally fucking useless. I also never socialise because Im afraid of making myself look like a twat because I always manage to somehow. Im also pretty socially blind and can just make myself come across as a real retard. Im just generally not a good catch and I dont want to just aim low for the sake of not being single.

>>731934381
Do you feel like an adult yet?

I'm 24; I dread the 30's.

>>731934169
This fag thinks it's that easy. After a while you're basically in we'd lock. The fuck you think we can just leave a girl and not have our social net crumble? When your relationship becomes a social norm amongst your friend group you can cause a lot of problems. Also hurt durr you don't need friends. No wonder you're alone.

I'm mildly awkward and I never met the right person

>>731929495
I've been through some similar stuff too

>>731929495
Listen /b/ro I've fucked loads of chicks n im now 35 with nothing to show except 5 weed plants and a tablet for 4chan. Women are mad although I do have a temper myself

>>731933341
down it with coffee next time

>>731934470
i am an adult. im a lawfag, have my own new car, next is home

>>731934495
Still sounds like you are afraid of being alone.
>I want to be single, but my friends might not accept it
Grow up and do what you want and stop letting other people affect the way you live your life.

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>>731933161
u just sound like a faggot

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>>731934631
Oh... that's nice

>>731934544
My latest one I was fucking when I worked away, we stayed in touch and the last couple of months we decided to take it easy. Since then we've spoke everyday, I went down for a weekend and had a great time. Last Saturday she went out, face time me while at pub at 8ish and then I didn't hear from her till next day, usually she calls at 2-3am pissed. Now she's really distant and busy a lot the last three days and I'm supposed to be going down forma week thus Friday. She's done my head in bro

Too much of a bitch to ask anyone out. No problem talking to people though, I'm not a social autist like most of the faggots on this thread.

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>>731934728
its cool /b/ro ull find ur calling

also funny, this is the only thread on /b/ where everyone isnt out for blood. seems like a lotta ppl in here are just trying to console each other

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>>731928646
I hate people.

>>731934814
That's because your head's like a fucking orange you Manc cunt

my gf told me that she never found me attractive but she loved getting fingered and having sex, she said she'd never forget me and that I was her first but she wants "better looking guys". being educated, and often being called an oreo(black on outside, yet being very "white") by peers doesn't help. What should I have expected from a once ghetto black girl who lacked a father figure /b/? The thugmonkeys can have her now.

>>731934899
put that away anon. this not a faggot thread

Shy as fuck, and fat.

I think I fell for my best female friend. Problems are:
1. She's a boyfriend (even though they're arguing a lot)
2. We might hang out a lot and be pretty close to each other but I know if we would be together it would crash fatal since in our very deep we're pretty different (different sides of the political spectrum)
3. Even though I'd respect her and treat her right she deserves somebody who matches her better. I've never met a person like her before. She's so kind, it'd be rude and selfish to not let her have the luck she deserves.

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>>731934942

>>731933866
you lament about having a huge dick and being attractive on /b/. Just about everyone in this thread isn't attractive or lacks a huge dick. Attractive people with great assests don't fucking post on 4chan. They post their shit on fucking reddit. I just think you're single cause you're an autist that isn't attractive and has a huge dick. Which sums up everyone else on this thread just about.

>>731934964
your first problem is you have female friends.

i dont even know how that works (obviosuly not being absolutely literal, there are cool ugly girls)

stop being a beta

>>731928646
Hate people, refuse to man the fuck up.

>>731934981
Pretty much.

>>731934470
You only dread them because you dread still being an overgrown teen when you get there. Only (You) can prevent that forest fire.

>Quit games
>Work out
>Get a hobby that builds some skill and/or knowledge
>Generally, to be more of an adult you want to engage with some meaningful part of the world rather than merely entertain or distract yourself.
>Step up

You have the time now, anon. Get to it and the 30's will be great. You want to grow as much as you age.

>>731935070
fuck

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>>731928646
The only girls into nerdy guys are fat and I refuse to date a fat girl. As an American, that excludes 90% of possible partners right off the bat.

Cause im a whore

>>731934918
Care to elaborate?? I might learn a thing or two from you young Juan
>Juan getz bitchez

>>731935070
single and no doubles. sorry anon, dont think it can get any worse

>>731935104
also an american. it's ok, we're spreading our shitty way of life to the entire globe. soon everyone will be horrible fat and disgusting

Uuuuuugh

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>>731928646
>black
>weeaboo
>know that the dating-game is rigged against men
>too politically aware
>suffering non-stop from existential crisis and marked depression

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>>731935109
You said
>does my head in
It's a reference

>>731928646
Mostly because of Autism, their have been girls that I've notice that maybe would've go out with me, and I definitely know in elementary a girl had her friend tell me that she was interested in me. Dont know why I didn't say yes (fuck) and in middle School a girl might have been. She adjusts laugh at my stupid jokes and always smiled Everytime I was around. But my autism prevent me to she ask out with any girl. So now I'm in highland school fuckin ~6 feet tall shy af and also have suicidal thoughts.

>>731935231
Yeh dont know 'bout that

Here we dont have a fast food joint on every corner. We nipped that thing in the bud, we're all foodies and health fags now'.

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>>731935278
What's your favourite anime fam

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>>731935295
I learned that Karl pilkington has some kind of meaning in my life as you're not the first to reference him when conversing with me

You are all fucking cunts

>>731935429
Watch
>An Idiot Abroad
>Moaning of Lofe

It might humble you.

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>>731935404
>Of all time
Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Super
>currently
Majestic Prince

>>731935401
funny thing anon, is its anonymous. i dont know who u r or where ur from. give it time tho, ur country is already a dead nation walking

>>731935505
Life* fuck.

>>731935016
At some point you won't make any difference between guys and girls to hang out. Sure they're different but there are firls which act mostly like guys, so it's pretty simple to befriend with them.
PS: here are so many pointing at each other and saying they're beta. I'm not saying you aren't but keep that in mind for the next time you accuse / get accused of bein beta

>>731928646
Under 6'4" and nice guy

>>731935507
>DB
Fucking knew it. Blacks are usually into it. I'm a slav; so are our weebs.

super fat, ugly as hell and tiny dick.

>>731928646
I'm 9/10, but sometimes insecure and lately don't feel anything about girls. Considered being gay, but I don't like dicks. Also social anxiety, depression and histrionic tendencies. There are many girls who notice me on the street and start eye-flirting etc. but I'm always too insecure to talk to them. Any progressive ideas anons?

>>731935505
I'm not gonna humble myself for a slut that can't wait a week for cock /b/ro

>>731935498

I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt!

>>731935533
As if you care where im from when its not Murica.

Its the Netherlands btw and yes, our country is going to shit

But it'll rot slowly by multiculturalism

At least we'll have tight bitches to fuck until they start wearing tents.

>>731935537
Fuck life*

>>731935614
bud im almost 30, getting pussy isnt my problem (i posted im single bc ive been in nonstop relatiobships for a decade)

i do have some female friends. but they dont count. they arent ppl

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>>731935633
I don't know why we like it so, lel

>>731934981
Attractive redditors? Google imagr search reddit meetups and u will change ur mind

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>>731935231
I can only hope that Fukushima kills everyone off before it gets that far.

>>731935614
Same thing here. It's not very complicated to be friends with a girl. After leaving the usual flirting behind, they are simply guys with tits and vaginas. So, why not hang out with them?

no one is intrested in me. why try when it's gonna be one sided

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>>731928646
I want to blame bad luck but surely I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. All 7 times.
>first girl that ever showed interest in me stopped talking to me for some reason. Later found out some guys didn't like the idea of us being together so they spread rumors about me, she found out and we never got together
>2nd girl had a kid so said no to her
>3rd one was taken by one of my friends on the 1st week of college. She seems more interested in me and cheated on the guy before, she won't leave him for some reason and I don't want a cheater to look after
>4th chick same story as the last one except not a slut but with a mentally fucked/unstable guy and I think she's afraid to leave him. She's quiet too but likes to hang out with me
>5th was kinda awkward so I wasn't sure if she was into me or not, not sure if I could make a move either. Later I found out she facebook stalked me and seems to be happy around me. Before I could make a move one of my other friends dumped his 5th girl of the week and went onto her. I wasn't in town in time...
>6th girl was weirdly attached to me, she only knew me for about a week but kept going after me and she even looked for me when I'd go out to smoke or something. She'd ask me to hang out and always sat beside me in class even though she had some girl friends already. She turned out to be married tho kek
>7th girl seemed to like me, she was quiet and shy but whenever I would come around she'll always make herself 'visible', like walk up closer to me and all that. She was 17 and I was there only for a few weeks before I had to move out, being 21 myself at the time it felt weird so nothing happened.
22 now and a kissless virgin who never had a girlfriend in his life. I'm also alone now with no friends, life went downhill and being single just adds insult to injury...

>>731935640
Make a list about what you like about yourself

Next time a qt gives you the look, think back to the things you like about yourself and go over and say hi

>>731928646

>insecure
>fap too much

>>731935766
I've noticed that 90% of European people on here are what you would describe a 'nazi', meaning we want to keep immigrants away.
I'm from the EU and I think so as well. Why is it all going to shit?

>>731935803

Niggers can only relate to fighting, hooting, and hollering. Of course you love it.

>>731935832
we already have so much crap in our systems radiation wont do shit

>>731935803
>series about a dad who gets to beat the shit out of people for fun and constantly abandons his family
Really makes you think why we like it so much

>>731935896
then give her the list but dont say anything, just stare hungrily

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>>731935978
Well, that's rude.

>>731936024
I thought it was because we saw a brother in Piccolo
>We are Namekians

>>731928646
I'm not, I'm married.

>>731935978
Kek

Everyone watched dragonball, though.

>>731936024
main character must be black

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>>731935808
Kek one was 5 chicks and twenty something lads

>>731935614
>there are firls which act mostly like guys

Yeah I knew one of those. She was an alcoholic chain-smoker that didn't give a fuck about anything.

>>731936116
u know the one cute girl in the left middle in black is a gf of one of the guys

>>731935808
Have you not been to gone wild or any of the other +18 subs? Those people at the meet ups aren't fucking posting nudes of themselves. They are the fucking /b/tards of Reddit. You rarely get our own gross neckbeards posting their own nudes here. The ones posting time stamps on there tits you'll never see at a meetup. That shit is fucking lame as hell. Instead they are PM'ing chad who posted his huge dick and six pack abs

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>>731936102
>Goku Black? They finally did it!
>This is not what I was expecting...

>>731936018
Maybe but once the ocean food chain shuts down (already beginning) it's gg for the biosphere.

>>731928646
i wanted the wizard powers
and now i have the wizard powers, so what else would i possibly need

>>731935896
Thanks mate, sounds good to me, also my therapist told me to do exactly this. Last task he gave me, was to approach random girls in the train or bus.

>>731936093
>constantly angry
>the only one who tries applying common sense to a dumbass idea like sending a kid to go kill the guy who wants to blow up the planet
>no one ever thanks him for being a bro

Yeah piccolo is definitely a nigga

>>731936240
obviously goku is a gook. but u described a black man

>>731928646
Doing a girl who had a bf, no big, usual tired of him, they never have sex bs so I get it.
She breaks up with him and starts dating this new guy, she still bangs me, you'd think she'd be all about him, puppy love and all that shit, but no. Since I see all women are probably like this and would do the same shit to me, fuck that, stay single.

>>731936116
>Dude in the back with the vantablack beard

He seems alright. woulddrinkwith/10

The rest are walking abortions.

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>>731936024
>>731936093
Doesn't Goku basically adopt an African-esque kid (Uub) and abandons his friends and family for him in the end?

>>731928646
Because I have a friend's with benefits arrangement going, and am perfectly happy with it. I do care about her. A great deal. I used to have a fiance, whom I loved more than any before or since her. All she did was hurt and punish me for it. When I needed another human the most, she was not there for me, and in fact I was still dealing with her dumping me without warning, explanation, or apology when my mother was diagnosed with terminal cancer. I watched my mom either away and die, by myself, without my love there to hold and comfort me, so I let Jim Beam and cocaine fill in for her.

I didn't know my fuck buddy then. I did know her last year when my grandma was dying of cancer. She was my neighbor and she was there for me all the way. She didn't owe me shit, because we barely knew each other at that point, and definitely weren't an item. But she was there with me until the end. A few days before grandma passed away, my stepmom and cousin threw together a little birthday party for her. She'd asked for it a week earlier, but by then she was unconscious most of the time. My friend did manage to get her awake long enough to hear everyone simg, to eat some cake and drink some punch, so that she even was aware of her party and enjoyed it even a little, it was because of my friend. When my grandma died, my friend was there with me. She held me, cried with me and told me everything would be ok. After the funeral, she began bringing me dinner alot of nights, and checked on me even when she didn't bring me a plate. She's been there for me whereas the one I truly 'loved& never gave enough of a shit to be. All she gave me was hurt and drama.

So yes, I do love my friend, very dearly, and the sex is great. We've only recently started that. Why would I risk throwing someone truly special to me away for romance, engagement/marriage, and the complete bullshit that comes with that?

>>731936116
Yep I was right. Looks like a fucking /soc/ meetup. Attractive redditors don't go to meet ups unless it's with other attractive redditors.

>>731928646
Because all my past relationships made me feel more alone than I am now.

i'm happy alone

>>731935833
For me it's pretty much the opposite of befriending them. It starts with talking to each other and so on, eventually we become tighter friends and start making jokes in a sexual way or having more body contact. That's pretty much how I got in the probelmatic situation with falling for a friend in the first place.
If I start the other way round like you it gets pretty much pretty serious and after it's over the contact is nearly completly gone.

>>731928646
i'm not

>>731936340
African-esque? Nigga do you even know who Uub is?

>>731928646

Cuz I have health issues

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>>731936169
I'd still try it, they are at a reddit meet up so you know he's a cuck

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>>731936287
lel

>>731936340
SPOILERS (since it apparently happens after Super), but yes.

>the fact that I know/care about this more than dating is a big indicator for why I'm still single

>>731936473
Yes, I know he is the reincarnation of kid Buu.

But doesn't he state he's from a poor village and needs to win against Goku to assure supplies for them?

Plus he's fucking black dude.

>>731936116
damm only like 2 guys and 2 girls are above 5/10, expected nothing less from reddit

>>731936531
>at a reddit meet up so you know he's a cuck

if you had just said it was at a reddit meeting u couldve saved urself the trouble of writing hes a cuck

>>731935952
Its a natural reaction to things.

Immigrants are for 90% uneducated, superstitious leeches. They add nothing to the economy. Their culture is mostly defined by oppressing women and trying to silence voices other than their own.

Any benefit of multiculturalism is THE BIGGEST lie people can tell you. Culture is the way a group of ppl looks at things. Mixing other cultures in will ultimately benefit the loudest. Guess which that one is.

Democracy is hugely complex. Especially when you add different perspectives and point of views. Democracy can only work when ppl accept other ppl's views. It's as simple as that.

Due to this it becomes increasingly more difficult to identify and recognize our place in this complex world. As a reaction anyone who offers simple solutions seems ideal (Trump, Populist right wings, nationalists).

In our heart of hearts we all know Trump and their look-a-likes is fucking shit and detrimental to our country and our planet. Yet we choose to believe they can help us get out of this shitstorm because their solutions are easy to comprehend.

The reason why it all seems like it's going to shit is because you don't see any solutions anymore.

>>731928646
I can't find a girl into my cross dressing fetish. I want to look pretty too you know

>>731936591
Do you know how many poor villages in the world there are? He could fucking Punjabi for all we know. They are have dark as fuck dudes in India.

>>731931026
Not going to lie, those glasses make you look half Filipino for some reason.

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>>731936661
That was actually really profound, thank you.

>>731936465
Okay I see your problem. I don't know if that helps you out a little, but when I approach a girl I know very fast if I just want her as a friend or if I want her to be more. Maybe you have to develop a sharper sense for your own desires. Another option would be to tell her face to face how you feel. If she's your friend, she won't dump you even if she doesn't like you back the way you like her.

Poor.

Because I'm too lazy to deal with women and build a relationship, it all look like a pain in the ass, even though I think I could score if I tried harder.

>>731936748
same here, my shota fetish could scare her off

>>731935833
They're really not. Nearly every girl I've been close friends with I've ended up fucking, and the one I didn't just awkwardly withdrew contact. I'm a solid 7/10 or higher depending on your personal taste - but I drag it down to a 3/10 by being overweight. 4/5 of these girls made the first move.

Because I enjoy my freedom and independence and no piece of pussy is worth giving that up for.

Before any of you autists start in with the "blah blah right woman" and "my woman doesn't control me" you can save it, I've had at least 5 gf's that did the "you can do what you want" and then eventually have a meltdown because I went fishing/hunting for a couple days without telling them.

im not

>>731928646
Fat. Small penis. Why bother?

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>>731936761
Hey, what's goin on?

>>731936761
Well I didn't imply he IS African. There are virtually no blacks in Japan to take inspiration from.

Nam was Indian obviously and Killa was black. Uub is sort of inbetween.

>>731928646
I'm bad at telling when women are interested in me and don't really like putting myself out there and asking without knowing.

>>731936976
i think you meant to say

>no blacks to take inspiration from

>>731936885
You could've at least been courteous and just told her you were going hunting/fishing for a few days.

>>731936885 #
Damn right

>>731937014
I like Miles Davis and black science man.

>>731936844
One day anon... One day

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>>731935952
>>731936661
You weren't whining about 'multiculturalism' when this was happening. And before you say it, you didn't benefit the people already there in the slightest. You're thinking of China's investments.

>>731937116
neil degrasse tyson is just a frankenstein made from left overs of carl sagan and the 6 million peso man

>>731936976
>African-esque
>plus he's fucking black dude

You sure you aren't implying he's a black African?

>>731929267
Now I want a trebuchet.

>>731936862
>4/5 of these girls made the first move.
Yeah, that's what I experienced too. And also the ugliest ones were more confident than any 6-10/10. And somehow the better ones to fuck, don't know why maybe I just have a fetish for ugly girls.

>>731928646
i like ham too much

>>731937203
Their world isn't the same as ours.
But Goku is meant to be Chinese
Bulma Japanese
Tienshinhan and Krillin were Tibetan
And so on and so forth, before they threw aliens and galactical emperors, each character had an ethnicity of sorts.

>>731936976
>>731936967
>>731936761
>>731936591
>>731936473
This type of shit is why we are single

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My waifu
I even tell girls that

>>731937158
So you are trying to make a point by referencing Africa as an argument of a working multiculturalist democracy?

Maybe get your head out of your ass and look around. Africa is fucked.

>>731936825
We both didn't know that it would go this way and as I already said, but you probably didn't see, she's in a relationship (>>731934964).
However I'm trying to get through it and move on. I'd be lucky to find someone like her again, maybe even prettier. I won't confess it to her since I always promised to myself not to steal someone's girl. If she's free one day and I'm still interessed I'll definitly tell her how I fell.

>>731936862
man did they survive the sex or did you crush them?

>>731937388
That was his point. You missed it.
>whites are a cancer, and 'multiculturalism' only works when it's in their favor
>right now, it isn't

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>>731937360
/thread

I watched Dragonball Abridged with my ex.

She cheated on me days after.

>>731928646

At first I read this thread as "You are now single"

I was like "Oh fuck that would be fun."

Cheer up sad single dudes. You won't have your freedom for long. So enjoy it while you still can.

>>731937315

>Short, homely girls who're only just fat enough to have a hint of belly and a decent ass.

I'm not sure there's anything better.

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before I fail again, I better not try again.
I am a single now for over 7 years and have never felt better before. I don't mind talking with girls and some even made nice comments about me and said they would date me etc. but stopping it right there and keeping my distance before I start and feel attracted is working out really well! I don't need a girlfriend and I don't want one

>>731937355
>china
>Japan
>tibet

I'm pretty sure their world was referred to "earth" plenty of fucking times. Lets just agree he's Native American. He's got the Mohawk and the leather vest down already. That was a common look amongst a few tribes

>>731937463
OK, so by that logic at some time regions in Africa larger than all of Europe had the same "culture" (French culture) and they got fucked up ass well.

My point is that mixing cultures does not work in a fucking democracy. It only breeds hate and resentment since the various point of views are so fundamentally different.

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>>731937463
>it's the white devil's fault
>I'd rather be in the stone age

>>731937455

I'm not that fat, anon. I just have harsh standards.

>>731930649
If you end up getting married that's a recipe for disaster.

>>731937484
Watching abridged was the problem. That shit is turbo autism. If she was anything close to normal then I could totally understand why she bailed on you

>>731937646
I guess.

I always perceived him as black though, even though I'm white.

My favourite characters were Piccolo and Vegeta because I'm an angry person.

>>731937623
>Short, homely girls who're only just fat enough to have a hint of belly and a decent ass.
Maybe this describes the girls you met. the ones i've fucked had 4/10 faces, but still a good body. Man I just love how we first hang out at her house playing games, and my dick becomes harder and harder while sitting next to her. And finally I pull of her pants and start pounding her or she goes first and rides me.

>>731937382
Lel if that's real she thinks you're just bullshitting her. They won't even accept the reality of our autism, /b/.

>>731937844
I prefer Abridged now.

They've improved so much that they gained recognition from the original cast, and were even voicing in the Xenoverse games.
Ironically they got shut down again.

>>731937859
Vegeta wasn't angry. That dude had passion fueled on hate with some rage that finally came to light when bulma got bitch slapped. There's a big difference.

>>731937706

Daily reminder that we caused this by dismantling Rhodesia over white guilt.

>>731937050
Wow did you ever miss the point...do you even know what independent means? I shouldn't have to tell her (or anyone else for that matter) where I'm going or what I'm doing.

>>731938048
>Vegeta isn't angry
>passion
>hate
>rage

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>>731928646
because somehow i assume i should always have a job and friends and lot of activities and something in common with her but when i work towards those im too tired to bond with new people

and shit people dont just connect normally anymore so i´d have to use tinder or something coz im a country boy and now when im in the city i feel like i dont fit in so i might hit the parties or wear trendy new clothes but still its such a fucking trouble to approach girls coz high school years destroyed my confidence coz we were fighting in the yard and talking shit all the time.

So what I do is i think maybe next week and continue using time to heal and make myself better. After all if i fuck a girl balls deep she might get pregnant and thats when id really need the job
So im lonely but im insecure about approaching women, wat do
>ps. internet addiction and high school spend with anime weeaboos and nerds didnt help getting pussy at all, whenever im with normies theres more girls around

>>731933754
Grass is always greener on the other side. That's life there's costs and benefits to everything you do, just have to decide what costs you can live and what costs you can't.

>>731938080
There's a difference between being independent and responsible versus being a wannabe tough guy who goes out on a camping trip without saying anything to anyone by himself. You showed her you are a selfish shit head and couldn't care less what she'd deal with if something happened to you.

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>>731937998
Proof enough?

>>731928646
People are disgusting.

>>731928646
For me it's being shy, really is the major factor here, but also I'm a fat nerdy 6 foot weirdo. I don't know I feel as if when I look at girls they seem to feel uncomfortable, so I try not to look at them much. I've had a girl said she wanted to go out with me in elementary school, I didn't say yes, because I wanted the (only) girl that started to grow some tits. A girl in middle School, she laughed at me pretty shitty jokes. And was always happy around me, but she moved. Well I did tell a girl that I liked her but to her friends. She didn't say anything back, then she became a lesbian. So never tried again. (I'm failing highschool)Also I'm having suicidal thoughts because I used to have friends but that was 10 years ago. So I'm alone for no one to talk to, my family kinda hates me since in the past I was an ass to them allot like everyday. So in one more year I'll have to move out on my 18th birthday. Maybe not hate but more of we don't want anything to do with you kinda vibe. So I see no basic reason to leave any more. Fuckin Autism

>>731938335
>wannabe tough guy...

Are you done kid?

>>731938161
Don't worry bro. For every half a million of women I'm sure there's one 10/10 3.14 that lurks /b/ daily, pounds Mountain Dew and Doritos like its life support, will never fuck a chad only sleep with the fedora tipping knights of 4 chan. All while watching her favorite loli porn and shouting desu. She also doesn't have that you piss in bottles or reek of shit. All you gotta do is find her

>>731938692
Looks like I struck a nerveREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731938526
You could fake it but I'll believe it for the fact it's hilarious to think you had to have a heart to heart about your waifu with a girl who was interested in you. Color me impressed

>>731938335
Every time someone drives a car, takes a flight, crosses the street etc... "something" could happen to them, does that mean he should call/text every time he does any of those things? You sound like a pussy whipped little cuck that was well trained by your woman.

>>731938816
Child confirmed, I'll leave you to your little autist fit.