I just had a vasectomy Friday (3 days ago) Doc told me not to

>>731927717
One way to find out!

It'll hurt.

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>>731927717
>Doc told me not to ejaculate for 7 days in order to avoid muscle spasms.
I had a vasectomy years ago and that's bullshit.

You need to clean out the tubes until you're certified as firing blanks

its not so clever to go on 4chan if you dont want to fap

> I don't think I'm going to last a week.

Browsing on /b/... not even trying...

>>731927818
Yes, but that comes after a week of no "Action" apparently.

According to him, the muscles that control ejaculation could spasm and it would hurt like a bitch.

Weird thing is, I feel fine. No soreness, no weird pains.

Just really stressed due to no wanking.

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>>731927794
"Pass user since 2012"

FUCK OFF TRIPFAG.

>>731927717
What's the point of this? Just switch to anal and oral exclusively.

>>731928099

Well, i am a tripfag, but being a pass user doesn't indicate that.

>>731927995
>the muscles that control ejaculation could spasm and it would hurt like a bitch
The muscles that spasm during eejaculation are nowhere near the sites of the incisions, which will be next to your sack. Unless, of course, he cocked up the operation, cut something he shouldn't and has given you this bullshit while his mistake heals.

>>731928237
this i dont trust drs they tell you fake news

>>731928111
>switch to anal and oral exclusively.
They are for variety, but neither would replace the sweet, sweet caress of those wet, knobbly pussy walls. I assume you must be a virgin or gay.

>>731928237
Nah it's normal for a doc to tell you that.

Proof: http://www.vasectomy-information.com/masturbation-after-vasectomy/

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>>731927717
Do it retard

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>>731928153
It makes you stand out from the crowd, therefor I pick on you.

Assimilate into the anonymous collective or GTFO.

>>731927995
>Weird thing is, I feel fine. No soreness, no weird pains.
Yeah, that's because you've been FOLLOWING THE UROLOGIST'S INSTRUCTIONS. Imagine that!

>Hey guys, after my knee replacement surgery, the orthopedist told me to wear the brace and not bear any weight for three weeks.
>Well I've been doing that for a week now and things are going great. Think I should play some baseball?

>>731927717
>What's the worst that could happen?
Your scrote swells up to grapefruit size and you miss a week of work in bed with excruciating pain.

t. vasectomy in 2015

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>>731927717
sounds like a question for your doctor, are you unable to ask him for some reason? if your afraid of embarrassment they are not going to judge you so stop being a fucking pussy and ask your doctor how safe you are.

>my doctor gave me instructions but i dont feel like following
>welp better get a second opinion from /b/

>>731927717
>>731927818
>>731927995
>>731928237
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>>731928399

Why a full week? My doctor told me to only worry about it for 72 hours.

>>731928379
>when thats literally the coolest pepe i have ever seen

>>731927818
This, my Dr. said flush the pipes often.

>>731928379

Or i could stand out, and enjoy watching you impotently bitch about it.

>>731927717
>>731928663
This. What a fucking retard. I would tell this dumbfuck to never reproduce but he already knew better so I can't even say anything.

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>>731928795
heh impotent

>on a vasectomy thread

what the fuck is wrong with me why did this make me laugh?

>>731928919

Tired maybe?

>>731927717
Enjoy being a tranny for the rest of your life
You just feminized yourself by getting a (((vasectomy)))

>>731927717
do you produce semen after this shit? is it possible to somehow extract it?

>>731927794
wtf is this?????

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>>731928795
You win this time, Batman.

>>731929028
Actually, by not ever releasing sperm, his body will absorb it.

Sperm has a shit load of testosterone.

His body will literally have MORE manliness due to this operation.

>>731929043
You still produce it, it's just that the connection between your balls and dick is cut, so sperm can't enter your ejaculate.

Basically, it makes you shoot blanks by cutting the ammo supply.

3 days off then break out the porn and go to town the more u do it the quicker you clean the pipes

>>731929312
Just three days? Why not a full week like his doctor said? (I'm about to get this shit done)

>>731927813
jesus sauce?

>>731929286
>shoot blanks
do you mean liquid without spermatozoa, or dry cumming? wouldn't it be painful to dry cum without any secretion? and what's the general point still?

>>731929484
You still jizz. You just don't jizz with sperm added into the mix.

Doc sealed ends by cauteriziation. 3 days then party on.

>>731929191
t. Vasectotrap

>>731928379
>>731928744
Was right about to say this

>>731927717

The worst that can happen is muscle spasms, like the doctor said, you dumbass.
If you want to know how a cramp in your testicle feels, go ahead. Protip: you're better off getting kicked in the dick, I assure you.

>>731929951
That's it? No long-lasting effects?

>>731929548
So I can connect these tubes and all that shit again?

>>731930026
Basically, yeah. Depends on how long it's been since they were cut. It's not always 100%.

>>731927717
Hadmine done back in Feb and decided not to wait the 7 days. 2 issues for me, 1) It hurt when I blew and 2) my incisions got a little agitated.

Advice from me is not to chance it and just wait.

>>731930020

>that's it?

You realize this isn't like a 5 second cramp like your leg or whatever. It's non-stop for minutes and even hours. Up to the point you can even rip a tube.

>>731930293
How long did you wait?

so which is better, get cut or chemical sterilization? pros/cons of each?

also if cut means you can still produce, but you balls arent connected does that mean you can still have kids with extraction/fertilization?

OP here. Called the doc and told them I had a "Nightly Emission"

Nurses were busy and are going to call back. Will wank or not based on their reaction.

>>731930520
I waited the 7 days and started back up on day 8.

>>731931385
7 additional days just to clarify...

>>731931088
You're like a very stupid person.

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>>731931088
what a fucking idiot

>this is your doctor, this is very serious i need you to come in as soon as possible to make sure there are no problems with your tube

welp time to prepare to tell your doctor that you lied to them so you could try to glean information they could have given you had you not been a pussy

>>731930026
Its not an easy process Dr goes in and does the job needed for a successful procedure, hes not going to worry about you changing your mind to reverse later on