Dickrate thread

>>731914885
Fuck off mongole dick

>>731914885
Fuck more of this juicy member or more like it in pants

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>>731914885
7/10

>>731915106
9/10

>>731916238
6.5/10

>>731914885
9/10
more????

>>731915106
Wow/10 you posess a perfect dick

>>731918192
Are you ok?

>>731918192
What the fuck dude

>>731918548
yes

>>731918601
????

>>731916238

All that shaving and red rocket and squeezing makes it look retarded.

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r8 pls

These are the fakest posters I've ever seen.

>>731914885
10/10

>>731919009
2/10

>>731919006
i need something to tell relative size

>>731919380
it is a little over 7 inches

>>731914885
>>731915106
>>731916238
Am I the only one that thinks these dicks are too big? Very unappealing.

>>731918192
"Zombie Dick"™

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>>731919006
Average but I'd suck it.

>>731918192
this dick actually looks necrotic or something

>>731919985
no homo tho right?

>>731919985
But no one would fuck u

>>731918192
Dude wtf is with your dick

>>731919985
8/10

>>731919006
5.5/10
Very dry, and you also have what seems to be jock itch.

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Rate me plz

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Rates?

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>>731914885
>>731915106
>>731916238
>>731917374
the usual 10/10 pics... i dont really think this is interesting in rate threads. i like rating average cocks more

length is 17cm but obviously pencil cock; works fine since i´m a fag anyway and anal doesn´t need much grith

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>>731920635
smaller pic is better

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okay r80

>>731920472
rofl i do. Im actually trying to get rid of it right now
i need some itraconazole or something

>>731918192
zombie nigger dick ??????

>>731920472
also, how do i make it not very dry

>>731920561
nice fat cock, hate the vein tho. im straight but id suck that monster

>>731920761
I want that comforter. 7/10

>>731920561
7/10, without the raphe line probably an 8/10
Your raphe line is wayyy too visible.

>>731920608
2/10
You know why.

>>731920801
6.5/10

>>731920831
0/10

>>731920873
4/10
Bad picture though.

>>731921005
You can use moisturizers for a long time and you may see some improvement... but you also have mild keratinization. You should look up salicylic acid and keratinization.

>>731920561
Love it, post more.

I need help 4chan friends! I just found out my girl has been slutting around on kik. Can you guys dick spam her.

Savagebeauty88

>>731921361
thanks man
i have been jerking off raw since i have no lotion
i guess that could be contributing to it

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>>731921100

>>731921361
faggot

>>731920608
8/10
Small, but looks really hot

>>731922148
No shit captain obvious.

>>731921361
>2/10
Uhh no i dont

>>731922162
Thanks. I dont think its really that small

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r8

>>731920831
If you let me suck it 9/10 other wise 7/10

>>731922301
You're pushing your fat pad back to increase length, your head is disproportionate to the shaft, and it would be ~4 inches with the fat pad. Woulda got a 4 without the embellishing.

>>731922328
8/10

>>731919173
more?

>>731914885
>starts a 'Dickrate thread'
>Posts someone elses dick..

>>731921667
youre cut, thats the problem. thank your parents for the dry dick

>>731923714
I'm cut and mine isn't dry at all.

>>731923760
sorry, no. you got no foreskin to cover your tip, youre dry. its as simple as that.

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>>731922662
Wrong. Its 4 inches period...

>>731924058
dude that's 3.65

>>731923894
You don't really think that's how it works do you?

Sure... no foreskin can increase the risk of having a dry head by a lot, but it's not guaranteed.

>>731924058
Shrug... close enough.

>>731924478
sorry brah, its just your wishful thinking. you can use special lotions for dicks and you can then hope to come close to the softness and beauty of an intact dick. I genuinely feel bad for cut dudes. sorry for your loss brah. get that dick lotion, dont forget

>>731924058
I..is this a micropenis?

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R8

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>>731922046
Where is this from / what is it parodying?
Also, >>731919173 looks like pic related

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Morning wood oc

>>731924883
nice cock

>>731925411
camping wank?

why are your nuts dripping

https://chat.whatsapp.com/BHvr4WCyUCZ7ozH8rKrVcE

>>731925717
scarred and dry, the typical cut cock

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>>731925806
ty, just wish it was a little bigger

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Rate pls

>>731926081
It doesn't look dry at all? As far as cut dicks go its above average

In the end all dicks get the job done anyways

>>731926125
lol thats every guy though. It has nice aesthetics.

>>731914885
Bratwurst/10

>>731922662
retard, everyone pushes down their fat pad to make it look big

>>731926252
poor thing. Someone needs to start a charity to get fleshlights to poor boys.. It's 2017 boys shouldn't have to be fucking taped up banana peels still

>>731926423
true i guess, but im 6 inches, and thanks.

has anyone ever done penis enlargements exercises like kegels and jelqs, does that shit work.

>>731926321
not dry? perhaps get an eye check. anyway, you can make it look wet with dick lotion, but you'll never get the 20.000 nerve endings back. sorry boyo

>>731926576
Wasn't fucking the banana peel, just wanted to get an interesting picture. The tape is there because the banana peels kept breaking.

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>>731926252

7/10

>>731926706
Oh sorry. I've heard of fucking banana peels as a thing

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Comments?

>>731927973
it's a penis... looks average... like your typical penis ..

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Rate my greasy sandworm.

>>731926492
Is that so? Then why are only ~3 people doing it in the whole thread?

>>731925543

Exactly how underage do you need to be?

>>731928988
6 years

How do you measure correctly?

>>731925165
How the fuck is it a micropenis? Its fucking average length

>>731930239
~5.1 inches is average.

It's not a micropenis but 3.6 inches is pretty small.

>>731929288
Judging from threads on 4chan, apparently asshole to tip.

>>731930336
Uh no. 4 inches is average. And I am 4 inches on the spot.

>>731930427
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, mate.

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What do you think?

>>731930427
In what universe is 4 inches average? Also, you're blind.

Either way you're trolling... and if you aren't.. well.. I pity you.

>>731930427
lulz

sauce plox

>>731930427
trolling

>>731930525
Maybe he's Asian that had his foreskin chopped off.

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rate pls

16.5cm fully erect, i guess 3cm thick

>>731930495
>>731930525
>>731930739
>>731930757
Its the fucking truth. 5 is the self reported average. Guys lie about their size, so 4 is more like the actual average. I cant believe you retards buy into that shit...

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r8 me h8rs

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>>731914885
Bow down and worship. The king is here.

>>731931754
If your cock was a little less wide, I would suck it dry.

>>731926102
Would sit on it

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R8

>>731931634
So, no sauce in other words.

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>>731916238
>>731915106
You two really need to understand how reverse image search works, have fun with your small dicks IRL

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>>731932813

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Rate it

>>731931754
loosen up that grip during your jelqing bro

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>>731914885
>>731915106
>>731916238
Pretty sure all three of these are the same dick but anyways 10/10
>>731920873
7/10

>>731915106
I think this is the most beautiful penis i've ever seen lol