Ask someone who's gonna be a priest anything

>>731907312
Do they teach you how to molest children in the seminary, or do you gather that knowledge through prayer?

>>731907312
What will you do when other priests tell you about the children they've fucked and the church chose to ignore it, rather than inform the authorities

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How much money can you steal weekly?

Cause that is the reason you joined right, to steal all the silly believers of their donations?

>>731907402
There hasn't been a class on it yet.

>>731907409
The only time you're not allowed to reveal information is when it's under the seal of the confessional.

>>731907483
The money has to be reported and goes to the diocese, you can be caught and laicized for skimming off the top, plus it's morally wrong.

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Are you more excited about the nights of gossiping around the dinner table with your fellow priests about the boys you touched this week or the actual sex act itself?

>>731907488
No, I asked what will YOU do, not if you're allowed to go the authorities

>>731907538

You know Rothschild manages the money of the Vatican.

>The only time you're not allowed to reveal information is when it's under the seal of the confessional.

Why the fuck do you come this website, you fucking sinner hypocrite!

>>731907312
What about the priesthood appeals to you? I understand the appeal of religion but I have a hard time seeing how you could get so deep in it that you become a minister.

>>731907312
Are you going to be a priest?

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>>731907312
How many kids are you expecting to be fucking weekly?

>>731907312
Where can I find a Nintendo switch?

>>731907312
Do you actually believe in God?

>>731907638
I will do what I can given the situation, if it's outside of the confessional I have no problem reporting on a brother priest.

>>731907632
Neither, but non-sex-related gossip is always fun.

>>731907723
Wait respecting the seal of the confessional makes me a hypocrite?

>>731907759
Mostly the ability to help people, they create a system that's very conducive to being able to charitably minister to people by basically providing everything for you.

>>731907762
Yas

>>731907822
0 expected, 0 actual.

>>731907861
Good question. If you find one buy another for me. And a NES classic

>>731907312
Aquinas or Augistine?

>>731908066
Augustine for spiritual reading, Aquinas for theology. You?

>>731907723
Actually the mafia runs the Vatican bank. The last pope who wanted to change this ended up dead.

>>731907897

VISITING THIS SITE MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE

This site is a waster of your time, you could do good stuff for people, thus you are sinning.

This site is full of vulgar and unfaithful images/stories/comments, you are sinning when you visit 4chan. you hypocrite.

but it doesn't matter, there is no god, gne gne gne gne!

>>731908178
Kierkegaard for depression.

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>>731907312

>>731907312
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

>>731907312
Did you shave your testicles sack? Show us.

>>731908225
This guy is trying too hard.

>>731908185
I hear they made the story into a shitty movie.

>>731908225
I wish I could be in ministry right now, but I'm between classes at the seminary.
Why don't you believe in a god? It doesn't have to be the Abrahamic God, but surely something cannot come from nothing?

>>731908254
Sartre is plenty depressing for me.

>>731908254
Spot on.

>>731908283
TO SAVE SOULS!

>>731908378
Only Huey Lewis and the Good News :^)

>>731908397
No and No.

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>>731907312
Hey guys im doctor and i can tell you that this guy is not a real soon to be priest

>>731907897
>gossip is always fun
You blew it, OP.

>>731907312
Go to bed, Mongo.

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>>731908455
>>731907312
Have you watched 'The Young Pope'? If so, what'd you think?

Are you more of a conservative or a liberal in the church.

>>731907312

Do you bring politics into your church or do you try to avoid it?

How's that simony treating you?

>>731907312
How does it feel wasting your life?

>>731907312

why the fuck don't you learn to celebrate the 1962's Latin Mass?

>>731907312
what are you doing in 4 chan?

>>731908455
We came from apes not nothing..

>>731908723
op here

even not being a priest would be wasting my life cuz inability to archive anything else but being a priest from the getgo

>>731907312
Looking forward to the free meals you'll be getting from the old couples? My cousin is in the same line of work as you. Looks like he's close to 300 pounds now. His career path changed his personality dramatically. Used to be a very volatile man

Why do you use such a sinful site? For the shota threads?

>>731908557
Lemme find my cassock and collar.

>>731908576
It's not healthy but it's fun :(

>>731908590
No

>>731908633
I'm a moderate conservative. Taking The Young Pope as entertainment, I thought it was awesome and I'm excited to see where they go after the Season 1 ending. It was more hilarious than I thought it would be.

>>731908508
Masturbate for us, confess later.

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>>731908225

Italian detected. Strunzo Ricchione, tornatene nella sede del Partito Comunista a giocare a briscola, và, vàttelapiànderculo.

>>731908853
op here

this is not a line of "work"

you dont actually work

you just ride the highest horse of all and trick people into giving you money

>>731907312
What's does the white collar represent

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>>731908508
there is no soul tho

>>731908678
You try to avoid it, but it's an inevitable result of being part of a hierarchy.

>>731908719
No Simony here!

>>731908723
I don't think I am.

>>731908751
Because the suppression of Latin is still extremely prevalent in the seminaries.

>>731908769
I come around sometimes

>>731908781
I mean existence as a whole. The existence of matter itself. I support the theory of evolution.

>>731908831
You are not OP, shitlord.

>>731908853
I'm more worried than anything, I've been trying to lose weight so I hope the old church ladies go easy on me.

>>731908861
Mostly for the lols.

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>>731908976

believe it or not, the white collar means "chastity", and the surrounding black area means "patience".

pic unrelated: a selfpainting of an heretic lay man

>>731907312

So you are in it to help people.
Do you believe in god in the biblical sense? Or more of a free thinking way? Do your mentors and such have a say in how you should act and believe?

>>731908929
No

>>731908944
Again, you are not me.

>>731908976
It represents obedience to God and your superiors. At least that's what I've heard!

>>731909031
Nah man the soul is a necessity for our existence as rational animals.

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>>731908883
>>731907312
If there was one thing about the Church you could change what would it be?

If there was one thing about the world you could change what would it be?

>>731908883
No, for real. Go to bed, Mongo.

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>>731909056
>Because the suppression of Latin is still extremely prevalent in the seminaries.

Sounds like you'll just give up once you'll get ordained.

Most churches don't pay you. Are you ready for the poverty and working till you die? You will die almost penniless.

Also no sex.

>>731908185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

>>731909135
I believe that the Bible has elements of literal history and of obvious mythology (Like the creation accounts), which sounds like a copout but I swear it makes more sense if someone smarter than me explains it. Thus, I believe in the Abrahamic God in his literal presentation throughout scripture, but I recognize that he's also a personal being who everyone experiences subjectively despite his objective reality of existing.
I mean people ascribe to all sorts of ideologies when it comes to interpreting God, and who you pick to be a mentor or a spiritual direction won't sacrifice their own interpretation of God in order to approach you from an objective way (most of the time). There are, however, some dogmatic beliefs that you can't refute without committing heresy (the Trinity, Christ's nature as human and divine, etc.)

>>731909189
Church: Eucharistic prayers in Latin
World: Everyone care more about preserving the integrity of the family unit.

>>731909257
No

>>731909364
If the people are receptive to Latin in the parish, I'll let them receive it. If they aren't, Vernacular it is.

>>731909386
You get paid decently well and Room and Board are covered. Most priests have a good bit of money.

>>731907312
Do you believe in god as a divine being? If so 1) where in physical sense of the world does it exist and 2) what do you think about pantheism?

>>731909516
You're probably not even the Mongo i'm mistaking you for. Nevermind.

>>731907312
how will you make money?

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>>731909516
>If the people are receptive to Latin in the parish, I'll let them receive it. If they aren't, Vernacular it is.

How can be they "receptive" to something you don't even start celebrating properly in public?

Also, I didn't know Our Lord getting so "hurr durr I'll only say Receptiveable things to People"

>>731909723
came here to ask this
I'd be a priest if it made bank.

>>731909386
Not op. There is much more to life then money,.also priests get a nice house already paid for by the Church. They got to do a lot of moving though.

>>731909386
You get paid decently well and Room and Board are covered. Most priests have a good bit of money.

>>731909516
That is not what I hear from family who work with the parish in my area. Several priests have had to apply to get a spot in a church coven because as they aged their mental abilities stopped them being able to preach. One was really bad and had to wait half a year for a place to live. Not sure where he was till then.

Why are you all a bunch of kiddy fiddling cunts?

I used to go to church mostly cause the priest was so cool and friendly. He married the organ player and they were both fired

>>731907312
why in the everlasting lands of fuck did you come to 4chan?

do you touch little boys?

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Celebrating Mass:

left or right?

(normal or "moderate"?)

>>731909983
Did he molest you aswell ?

Have you ever thought about moving to the Syria and doing volunteer work? I'm sure they need all the counseling they can get. That's what I would do if i were in you're shoes.

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Shit guys I'm sorry, I wrote long answers and mobile 4chan screwed me. Also pic.

>>731909791
I tried to post a response to this and it got deleted because mobile OOPS tl;dr EF is still going strong in some places and being celebrated properly, young people don't need experience with the EF to know old traditions are good. Both orders of the Roman Rite are legit so use the one that suits the people.

>>731909801
Don't make bank but don't spend a lot

>>731909979
We not

>>731910034
Not sure and no

>>731910250
Left wtf I ain't no Jesuit.

>>731910327
Mission work appeals to me but I do what my bishop says.

>>731910563
It appeals to me too, been thinking hard about it.

>>731910726
I say if you have the means, go for it. The people are thirsting, they need help desperately.

>>731909169
>soul is a necessity for our existence as rational animals
my rational conclusion: there's no soul.
What you call 'soul' is a consciousness created by thought as a result of memory and empirical knowledge; thought itself being material, biologocal activity of the brain operating with memory and empirical knowledge, which can be measured.

>>731907312
Wololo?

>>731907312
Are you going to fuck little boys or little girls first you pedo cunt ?

>>731907967
I thought the church says video games are the devil's work. Has this mindset changed since the days of Super Noah's Ark 3d?

>>731911079
Wololo.

>>731910982
I haven't taken metaphysics and Pholosophy of the Mind yet, so I'm not qualified to have this discussion, sorry. My Mind-Body apologetics are severely lacking.

>>731911199
Neither.

>>731911238
Video games are fine a lot of seminarians and some priests play them. Just don't get caught up in fantasy worlds in a negative way.

>>731910796
If i had the cash I would join up with the YPG (peoples protection unit) Thats the only thing slowing me down

>>731911343
Pedophile, priest - same shit different bucket

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>>731910563
>>731910563

Did you buy a saturn hat and some other classics?

>>731911423
Nah

>>731907312
are you going to rape choir boys?

>>731907895
>an hour with no answer from OP

>>731909056
Wait, so if I visit this site I am not going to Hell? I am not exactly sure what things I need to look out for to avoid eternal damnation. The instruction book was too long.

I don't think anybody's asked this - are you a virgin? If not, whatd you have to do to repent for it?

>>731911435
Pictured items:
I have not bought a Saturno, it's not proper decorum where I'm from for seminarians to wear them.
Same thing with the Beretta, after ordination.
Collar and Fascia yes and yes.

>>731911464
No.

>>731911499
Shit sorry, yes I believe in God.

>>731911500
Eh it's definitely not an intrinsic evil but you're bound to see and say evil shit while you're here. Just confess it later. Also confess presumption.

>>731911662
I am a virgin, though I struggle with sexual sin.

>>731909516
>Everyone care more about preserving the integrity of the family unit.

can you elaborate on this please? Do you mean like the nuclear family? are you against single parent/homosexual parented families? if someone is in a bad marriage (abusive and/or irrational/irresponsible spouse) but has kids should they suffer through the marriage?

>>731911679
Are you becoming a priest mostly to save your own soul or others?

Also just an fyi for everyone in the thread, I'm catholic and haven't even been molested once

>>731911679
That is the thing I don't get. How do you confess if you feel no guilt or even know what you did is sinful? What if everything is pretty much unsure and normal to you.

>>731911727
Me too, what's a good patron saint or prayer to look towards for that.

>>731907312
What kind of priest will you be, as an atheist i have been to several churches and have seen kind loving preachers who accepted me as an atheist with kindness and not "pushing" me into religion but more like trying to nudge me in what they feel is the right way....and pretty fucking shit priests who as soon as they realized there was an atheist in the church spent half the morning talking about the evils of atheism and how the church next door is bad because they let homosexuals into their church

>>731911886

st. Domenico Savio, maybe st.Maximilian Kolbe as well.

>>731907312
are traps a sin

>>731908455
I believe in reactions and chemicals. The main problem I see with a god is the fact that it is so human and Earth oriented. Suddenly it puts us as the most important thing, says we matter, and that after death we don't permanently lose consciousness and rot in the ground. I am a pessimist, I cannot believe any good to come out of this world. I hope for an afterlife, I would settle for Hell over nothing at all, but it just seems too hopeful. It feels like things intended to keep many from being afraid of the miserable world out there, much easier living life when you know death is not the end and the actions you do now actually matter. I imagine us being like ants, wandering around a bit and then we die off. I hope I am wrong.

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>>731912158

totes.
not only they're gay, they also are faggots

>>731911886
Males need to jerk off. If you don't you might get testicular cancer and a abnormally huge Scrotum

This will be my last few answers before class, anyone who claims to be me from here on out is a liar.

>>731911807
Yes, the nuclear family. Politically I have no reasons to be against homosexual couples adopting children or single parents, but religiously I'm opposed to it. I believe it hinders the moral development of the child. I do, however, support the separation of a couple on the grounds of abuse. The benefits outweighs the negative impact on the children.

>>731911827
Both, honestly. The office calls me to a greater holiness than I alone could achieve. I also legitimately want to lead others to the truth of Christ.

>>731911859
You can still confess your sins out of fear of punishment and it be taken as an act of contrition, it's called imperfect contrition but your sins are still absolved.

>>731911886
Saint Augustine, Saint Joseph the most chaste spouse, and Saint Agnes come to mind!

>>731912060
Not OP but you sound like a baby. Literally try to think through someone else's point of view, the more "mean" the priest seemed, the more he cared about you. Kind of why they call them father

>>731912060
(Except for this one because it's important) Of course I wouldn't push religion on you or ostracize you, you're searching for the truth same as everyone else. I might try to convert you though.

>>731912293
I don't need to that's an excuse you made up you lil fag. If I don't I'll bust a but in my sleep, but maybe that's a sign of a succubus or some shit

>>731912363
Have a good day

>>731911827
>The one that got away.
And yet, here you are on /b/.
Now how fucked up is that?

>>731908455
Something can come from nothing. If you add up the charges of the protons and electrons in the universe the net charge is 0 which means you can technically have something come from nothing.

>>731912363
Great... I wanted to know if shitposting on 4chan is considered a confession.

>>731908883
What is your opinion of the fact that a slight majority of American Catholics are pro-gsm?

>>731912547
Anybody who gets molested by a priest must already be a fag. The first time you're ever alone with one is during confession, at that age you already know whether or not you want a dick in your mouth

>>731912557
That's some shit tier logic, right there. What's below shit tier? Because you just found it, nigga.

Good thread OP but I'm dipping out now too. Good luck to ya and God bless

>>731912691
The way I see it, I am atheist because nothing in the Bible promotes me doing the dinosaur.

>>731912793
Meme me this, how did dinosaurs bang?

>>731907312
How many childrens do you plan to rape?

>>731912978
They did what what, in the butt.

>>731912435
of course and i wouldnt expect any less, my question was more about the tact and respect you give to fellow human beings that dont neccesarily follow your way of thinking

who knows maybe we could have some interesting conversations, i always come in with an open mind (my rule for conversation/debate is you cannot convince someone you are right unless you are willing to be convinced you are wrong) and have had some really cool conversation with people about god and the bible (and a few other religions as well)

>>731912377
except he wasnt even trying to convert, he just ramled about how atheists(and homosexuals) are basically the scum of the earth and shouldnt even exist

no amount of hate is required for care

>>731913628
Hopefully priest anon posts again, would be nice to talk to one.

>>731907312
Every religion to date has claimed to be the only recipient of the truth (whatever the fuck that means) and the rightful vessel and interpreter of god's will; only their scripture and rites have any validity and only through submission to their dogma can salvation be attained.
Question is: if everyone is right, then who is wrong?

now we have fucking phone-poster priests on /b/
wtf

>>731907402
How many kids dinglers do you have to diddle to qualify as a priest?

>>731916050
about tree-fitty.

Why do you want to fuck altar boys in their asses?

Why the fuck would someone who uses 4chan be a priest? I tought there is no god in this place...

Germoney here. E.v. How to brainwash alahakbars from Stone age to now?

>>731907312
Are traps better with big or petite cocks?

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>>731909056
Are you in it for the metaphysical or empirical reasearch of christianity? Why not just study?

Your thoughts on masturbation?

>>731907967
0 could just be the rounded down weekly average over a long timeline. 1 child every 3 weeks is .33 kids a week rounded down to 0. Nice try pedo.

Are you for or against abortion in the case of Tay Sachs? Keep in mind that it's 100 percent lethal and slowly turns the kid into a vegetable. They die from complications of being a vegetable within 10 or 12 years. They're born normal but then their brains begin to rot.

What's the right answer, father? Do I have the baby?

>>731907312
Nigga are you gay? You will never be able to have sex again!

>>731918123
Well by age 5 usually but my nephew made it to 10. Here is the thing though, it's not the disorder that kills them. It's the inability to roll over, and swallow. You tube them and roll them over so fluid doesn't build up in their lungs and do other maintenance and they can "live longer. With very little brain function. Technically brain dead

>>731918239
At least not with adults.

>>731916845
>sealed y attempted stumping

sounds like someone stumped the unstumpable at some point

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How do I achieve heaven ??

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>>731907312
What happened to the people who died before Jesus was born? They didn't get the chance to accept, believe and repent.

>>731918823
Heroin, weed and speed

>>731907312
How do you pronounce worcester

>>731918852
these were the ingredients used to make the 3 perfect best grills

>>731918123
Answer the question father. The child is technically braindead by the age of 5. There is no cure. Do you allow for an abortion? When is it alright to stop using the feeding tube and rolling him over? Also the breathing tube and sucking stuff out of his lungs? Do the parents need to keep him "alive" after brain function ceases? Do they have to have the little miracle at all?

>>731919134
>age of 5
>abortion
>Do they have to have it?

>>731918841
The preborn? They go to the same place as unbaptized babies including stillborns and abortions.

>>731907312
So you like little boys?

>>731907312
why would you do that?

>>731919246
The baby dies by age 5, brain death wise. The disease is detectable before birth. Should they have to give birth? It's not that hard.

>>731907312
Do you partake in nun poon? Cause that would make me join the church

>>731907312
how many children do you plan on raping, eating sacrificing to satan?

"call no man in a funny hat "father"~ J.C. of Naz

>you are a child molesting ORDO drone

>>731907312
Why do you belove in God?

>>731919554
The current Pope is considering allowing married men to be priests. A logical extension would be nun's b so I suppose it's possible. No pre marital sex though. So not nun's ; nun.

death to the church death to the crown.
stand in my way and you will be cast down.

>>731919704
What? You dont belove in god? You'll go to holl!

i did a lot of bad things in my life, how do i find god, how can i know he is helping me?

>>731919763
I wasn't talking about marriage. So there is no nunsex behind closed doors? Too bad man

>>731919390
I like how he avoids the one serious question. You'll make a fine priest.

Read St.John
>cleverly reminding you and all creation, that all your goals of dominion are as abortion of all humanity.
That you are and will be a failure, a deceiver.
Not my words... His words....

>>731919278
What? Is this really OP? That's not theologically correct.

They went to Sheol, but it is now emptied thanks to Christ.

>>731919958
Actually that says that if you plan to rule using religion that...oh crap. You're right. The pope is inherently evil.

>>731920057
Oh wait, was it Sheol or some paradise?
Shoot, I forget, but it was emptied.

>>731920057
Limbo. Technically Gehenna not Sheol. It's a place where your sins are burned off you so you may be reincarnated clean. Yep, Jews used to believe in reincarnation.

>>731907312
They say the requirement for entrance into heaven is to repent and believe in Christ and God.

Can i do this at the very last moment?
The other thief did this in the bible..

Is religion driven by fear? If you do something that is against the "rules" of being a christian, you are going to hell and burn to death eternally.
Is is possible that in earlier times, smart people used this to suppress dumber/easy-believer people?

>>731918239
Only in Roman rite. There are several other rites fully in communion with the Pope that do permit married clergy

>>731907312
Why did god put my g-spot in my ass?

>>731922967
You mean the prostate? The female gspot is an under developed prostate. That's why you can make a girl squirt by fucking her up the ass.

>>731923278
Obviously I meant the prostate, you got the point though, good job anon!

>>731918683
Alas, 'twas only temporary

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>>731907312
How do you plan on defeating Islam?