/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Niggers

Dunners reporting, my pie is taking too long to cook and I'm bloody hungry

I'm waiting for the bus with a massive shit in my anus ready to pop. I don't like this.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>731895866
don't you just hate when your pie takes too long to cook, almost as much as when you put it on grill and burn the top -- rookie shit

>>731895866
nuke it in the microwave, but make sure to blow on it.

>>731895878
Hello Uke.

>>731896032
Fuck sake

>>731896018
No one wants a soggy pie, microwaving is inferior to oven

>>731896094
Depends on the pie. I want my poontang pie soggy as.

bought a vacuum today. shaved my butthole

what are you niggers doing with your night

>>731896094
Indeed it is. however giving it a quick nuke first then putting it in the oven, that shit works too.

>>731896182
Are you slipping that hose into your newly smoothed rectum?

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>731895412
lads
also had to pretty much find this link myself lazy

>>731896380
You've relied on us for too long, Jew.

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>>731895412

>>731896265
no thats just degenerate

>>731896353
piss off you fucking kike

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Tauranga here
I'm watching idiocracy for the millionth time

>>731896536
Not if you turn the vacuum on. Then it's a colonic irrigation.

>>731896598
You're this loser aren't you?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2507299#

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>>731896418
is everyone just gives the jews a little bit then the world would be a happy place

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>>731896655
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2507299#

>nz
>one person

>>731896767
population to number of markers ratio we're doing pretty okay

>>731896655
What's this map about? Some gay /soc/ thing?

I can't believe the lack of NZ nudes in these threads

>>731897015
You don't want to see that.

>>731897015
amen brother. where art thou nudes?

>>731897050
Coming up

>>731897015
agreed, need more.

>>731897050
>>731897015

I can take a pic of my hairy asshole if you want?

>>731897185
yeah that works ;)

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>>731897050
Got heaps of these two 1/2

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>>731897280
2/2

>>731897338
filthy weeaboo!

>>731897363
>>731897280
are these both the same girl?

>>731897280
>>731897363
Please don't fag up the thread with nudes.

>>731897408
Lol fuck no

>>731897363
moar of her please

>>731897416
please, do.

>>731897427
Hold on. Need to crop out face

>>731897015
fuck off kike

>>731897459
keep the face

how coem so many white females have niglet children and complain about being single?

>>731897495
2 degrees of separation. Not taking the chance

>>731897531
Because a lack of education leads women to believe having a kid is how you keep a man.
and uneducated males want to fuck and ditch.

Plus the girls like them brown/tanned boys

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>>731897495

>>731897610

If you want to keep a man, make him lots of food.

Source: a man.

Also, where do you meet a girl who wants to have kids? Are they just everywhere?

>>731897745
keep em cumming anon

>>731897804
just wait until she hits 30

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>>731897810
She had an ass to die for

>>731897804
Suck his dick, feed him, don't be an annoying naggy cunt.

As for girls who want kids, biology makes them clucky af in their late 20s, but most girls want kids.

>>731895412

>>731897881
Wowza. Any uncovered nudes of this chick?

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>>731895866

Hey everyone and Thor.

Supposed to be writing a review but I have chosen to procrastinate and talk to you guys while I do it. May not be wise.

>>731897804
agreed. That's how I got my ex. I cooked for him once on a road trip we were on for work. It was a done deal after that, and I cooked for him every meal, every day, Including a roast every sunday and baked every now and again. Like home made pizza, cookies, brownies that sorta shit.

Now I have no one to cook for :( apart from my family when I go see them.

>>731897958
So many but pita to crop

>>731898162
you can cook roasts and pizza's for me any day

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>>731897958

>>731898162
I haven't cooked a meal in like, 3 years. Most I've done is chuck some fish fingers in the oven for the boy.
>>731898243
>no penis
gross.

>>731896598
also tauranga.
who dis?

>>731897881
More

>>731898239
I so will anon
>>731898280
If I'm being honest I actually really enjoy cooking and baking. I like the creative part of it, different flavours seeing what goes together, textures etc. Then the enjoyment the other person has when they have it, and also yum. My mum baked and cooked alot growing up so I like it :)

>>731898374
You can marry me if you want. I will pay for you to be NEET if you are my housewife.

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>>731898360
Last one anon. Need to hit the sack for muh gainz in the morning

>>731898374
DUNEDIN?
U
N
E
D
I
N
?

>>731898374
you're not from dunedin by any chance, are you?

>>731898404
Unfortunately I am house wife no more, but obsessed with my career. I'd rather be doing my job and making sales than doing that stuff anymore.
>>731898443
>>731898469
Jenga= Wellington you sillies. Though I'll be coming down to visit soon.

>>731898437
many thanks for your generosity anon

So my car was stolen on Saturday night. He got caught by the cops. When I went to get my shit I found he'd left his ID in the car.

He's cost me five grand. What would you do?

>>731898577
The roll of house husband has always appealed to me. I volunteer as tribute.

>>731898627
dox the cunt on chan4

>>731898577
housewife masterrace

>>731898627
How'd he cost you $5k?

>>731898162

Whats your eye color and what region do you live in?

>>731898661
Once I'm positive that the ID was his and not stolen from someone else, I will very likely do exactly that.

>>731898672
I was drunk, went to get something from my car, apparently I either dropped the keys or left them in the door for about 20 minutes. He helped himself to the car. But because he had the keys insurance won't pay out and I have to replace the car.

>>731898670
OK fine, you marry me then. I want a clean house, hot food and a wet pussy when I get home. I want to be 1950s man.

>>731898627

Tick up heaps of cell phones on credit with his drivers license details. Use public computer and get them delivered to your grandmas rest home.

Newest expensive phones, then sell them on trademe or facebook.

>>731898797
I have a penis (girl) and a girlfriend sorry

>>731898627
Is he a bloody maori?

>>731898655
THICC
And nice redheadedness

>>731898806
Unfortunately it was just a community services card and student ID. No money, CCs etc.

But from some of the pictures on his FB profile I reckon I can figure out where he lives (with his mum and pog gf by the looks of it, though I think he's on remand as he's "known to police" etc.)

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>tfw nobody to marry me

>>731898858
Hard to tell. It's clear he's a piece of shit in any case.

I've not been this angry in fucking years, it's driving me mad.

>>731898640
No white picket fences or fat bubbas for me yet thanks. Tooooo busy.
>>731898670
There is no denying it

>>731898685
Hazel and Aro Valley

>>731898797
Will you be my Don Draper?

>>731899007
Got kik?

>>731899007
>Will you be my Don Draper?
Yes. I will even start smoking again.

>>731899007
>Aro Valley
Just up the road and shizz.

What career are you in, out of interest?

I know loads of guys who are scared of successful women. Career women are fucking sexy in my view.

>>731896141
I have never heard of anyone say poontang pie and frankly I'd have perfered it to stay that way

>>731898936
This guy is exponentially more qualified to be a mongrel by bark more than these actual mongrels are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFxxYsdjbCs

>>731899112
No
>>731899128
Done deal.

>>731899143
Sales. I'm a Senior Sales Executive, who does reviews on the side. Well fucking supposed to be. Ugh guys I'm 70/350 words ffs, I need to concentrate.

>>731895412
Please delete this thread and all posters also retreat from American cyberspace at once. This is an American board for Americans only. No illegal cyber immigration will be tolerated trom here on out. President Trump has issued Executive Decisions that sealed our virtual borders and prohibit acts of immigration terrorism. All Non-American degenerate filth are barred from polluting American websites. Please withdraw from my board and no legal action will be taken. Once more, this is an American board for Americans only.

>>731899214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptkD0IxTRmM

>>731899280

Want to review my v8 ute and benis combo?

>>731899343
fucking faggot kys

>>731899280
You admitted to being female on /b/. The fuck do you expect to happen?

>>731899280
> Senior Sales Executive
Real Estate?

>>731899411
You should actually kill yourself. I am an American citizen and thereby am superior to you in every way Aussiecuck. Please fuck right the hell off back to your third world shithole country's cyberspace and stay out of American cyberspace. You are a subhuman Non-American degenerate piece of shit.

>>731899368
I only do music and movie reviews :)
>>731899440
The fuck did I expect to happen what? I legitimately don't have kik

.>>731899462
advertising and marketing

So ironically enough, like Don Draper kek

>>731899550
>Aussiecuck
wrong country, mate.

>subhuman Non-American degenerate piece of shit.
you're probably a nigger aren't you?

>>731899636
stop responding to the bait, mate

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>>731899550
I'll race you for it. First one to walk up a flight of stairs wins.

>>731899700
i'm bored, let me be.

>>731899616
Hmmm....you wouldn't happen to own (or used to own) a Z3 would you?

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Dunners reporting.

I'm straight up dying, my dudes. Got the man flu stacked on top of my back problems. >>731898162
>and Thor
Hello! Half an hour is passed, how's that review going?
>>731898627
I can't even imagine all the things I'd do, but I'd start with dropping details in this thread.

>>731899900
ayy, sup cunt, sucks about the bad back n shit. hopefully it comes right soon.

>>731899900
>Triple double

>>731899900
Once I'm certain the ID was his, and once I'm certain I won't see that money again, I will.

ayy lmao

>>731899900
at least you got a sweet triple double, consider em checked

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>>731899900
>>731899977
Today Was A Good Day.

>>731899974
Medical man said it ain't shit and to just wait for it to go away lel
We'll see if he's right
>>731899986
Fair enough. Sucks that insurance won't play ball

>>731900182
Yeah dude, you said -rep

They usually are right.

>>731899728
Can't drive, don't drive. That's for then men to do, drive me around.
>>731899900

190/350 ffs. I bet you it doesn't make sense.

You need garlicy chicken, risotto hot lemon and honey and a hottie :(

>>731900182
It looks that way. I hope they do, was a dumb mistake, and they pay out on other dumb mistakes (like rear-enders and shit) so fingers crossed.

But if they don't pay, and he doesn't have to cough up, I'll make sure he pays some other way. Fucking slime.

>>731900262
On the looks scale, out of ten, how high do you rate yourself? Assuming you're even female at all.

capital fag here. How's everyone's Monday going?

>>731900262
Just write "Fucking jews" 80 times and your review will be finished.

>>731896086
>Bus

What up its q

>>731900461
Prove it.

>>731897531
I don't like brownies

>>731900262
>Can't drive, don't drive
That's what Dunners is for, FTFY.
>>731900283
Refusing to cover you seems like an overkill response to a small error on your behalf, doesn't clear the guy of all wrongdoing. But yeah, you'll get yours one way or another.

>>731898577
Oh man I miss the housewife thing. I don't really like cooking but I do like making people satisfied with tasty food. (If that makes any sense.)
I'm way more in love with baking.


Side note I hate that single mothers are lumped in the category of being hoes.. or trying to keep a man with a baby but only largely because I'm stereotyped as such and that is not how it went down. Sometimes a man can't keep his girl too you know.

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Fuckin kiwi cunts

>>731900747
I hope the insurance company view it that way but it sounds like they won't - they're sticklers for policy wording.

But yes. The playing field will be evened.

>>731900897
Been there, done that. I feel you, frustrating as fuck when the reality of the situation is obvious but they stick purely to the written word and fuck everything else off.

>>731900336
I don't know, if I rate myself too highly you will judge me and call me up myself, if I rate myself too low then I'm expressing low self esteem and you will prey on the weak. But yes, female.
>>731900460
I will mention WWII will this appease you?>>731900747
Yesssss I'm aware of this. We've already established that he's picking me up for the meet. aeeeee Thor. >>731900819
Totes agree. I like both, like the cooking/baking and the satisfaction gig.

213/350 i got this

>>731900836
Yeah, what about it?

>>731900987
Everyone is always their own worst judge

>>731901008
All you cunts do is rape your 13 yo nieces and get them pregnant.

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>>731900517

>>731900987
Not my point at all.
I'm wondering at what point a woman expects to be driven around by her man, is all.
I've met a few women who are hot enough to be worth it, but not many.

>>731901086
Sup Quercy how's your day been?

>>731901083
Nah that's Australia, we just fuck sheep

>>731900987
That was (Me) you replied to, aeeee

>>731901116
Boring as shit friendo.
>>731901090
Welp I guess chivalry really is dead.

>>731901164
>Welp I guess chivalry really is dead.
you wanna have a sword fight?

>>731901164
It's not. I will hold the door open for you after I have cum inside you and want you to leave.
R O M A N C E

>>731901164
I don't think we ever had chivalry here to begin with tbh

>>731901232
Now we're talking.

>>731901236
top kek

>>731901164
Being bored sucks, i'm bored as fuck too.

>>731901236
See. That makes you think I would let you cum inside of me?
>>731901232
Your sword and my axewound? Nty

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>>731895412
Hamilton reporting

Hey guys I have been pissing in the garden of agapanthas outside my door
(im too lazy to go to the toilet - its further away)
And i have noticed that the garden is dying, does this mean my piss is toxic super piss?

Pic relate its a garden somewhere else

>>731901593
just means its normal piss.

A long time lurker Christchurch anon posting for the first time. And probably last too because idk, I just don't really have anything interesting to say

>>731901593
Piss isn't good for the leaves only the soil but you can saturate the soil with too much pissy goodness too...

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anonnz reportan

>>731901086
why not more buttocks shots? ideally wearing panties?

If you were given $50k guaranteed to strip naked and walk to the corner and back would you do it? You have to do it right now, and can only walk, can't run to get it over with.

>>731901488
>let
lol you don't get a say.

>>731901068
Yeah I know ;(
>>731901090
>hot enough to be worth driving around by her man

not sure how to respond to this

>>731901120
haha you're a silly. 292/350 gotta tie that shit up and conclude

>>731901645
hey chch fwend

On a side note is anyone particularly good at english? Like any grammar Nazi's out there?

>>731901834
yes i totally would.

>>731901902
Yes, I think I do.
>>731901826
Because.

>>731901903
>292/350 gotta tie that shit up and conclude
Niggers are sub-human monkeys with no respect for themselves or law. PS gas the jews. The end. then write nigger 45 times.

>>731901834
id do it for 5k.... fuck 1k even... 500

>>731901947
Yes. The I'm on the corner too..

>>731901985
just post tits, that's all I want really. you obviously don't wanna post anything else. :)

>>731902021
I'd do it for a couple of tinnies and some zigzags.

>>731901711
I miss you

>>731902049
Thanks for your understanding :)

>>731902089
who the fuck

>>731902088
oath

>>731902141
i mean, i'd love to see you post other area's of your body, but if you're only comfortable posting your tits, you do that

>>731901711
y tho

>>731901834
I only live two doors from the corner so no probs. Ive got moobs and its cold tonight causing serious shrinkage so I'd probably pass for an ugly woman.

>>731901903
Hi!

Yes I am a nazi, i mean grammar, nazi.

>>731902213
reasons

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I mean, I don't have that much of a problem with it, it's just not easy to reach around this butt.

>>731902322
>>731901711
pls show your feminine penis? asking for a friend

>>731902388
Yeah, that's kinda what I had figured.

>>731902388
I am Captain Ahab and this triggers me

remuera reporting in, sup fags?!

>>731902561
I think they all left to go rub one out.

>>731902388
post in the /chub/ thread in /soc/ they will cum for you

>>731902676
Oh you don't want me here?

Reply to this post if you've been to Palmerston North and like me were surprised to find you kinda liked it there, it wasnt as bad a place as you thought it would be.

>>731902658
checked

>>731902676
Those cunts don't deserve OUR Q.

>>731902713
How could you even ask that???? After all we've (that's everyone on nzg I mean) been thru together

>>731902713
we like your pictures not your personality.

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who here

/cute/

>>731902713
that anon doesn't it seems.

I do however please do post more.

>>731902825
we /cute/ fam

>>731902861
wanna cuddle and watch romantic movies with me

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>>731902401
rolling for this

anyone used to watch married with children as a kid? am having 90s nostalgia, used to love that show

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355/350

fucking asshole word count.

>>731902929
I have the gf

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discord yJzmeRm

>>731902823
INFJ

>>731902258
I've literally said 'and' like 4 fucking times in one sentence and I am not confident in my use of colon and semi colons. I so just want to go to bed haha

>>731903197
INTP

>>731901090
as a male I have no problem being in sole charging of driving if they wish to come places with me, I don't trust other fucks driving anyway. In saying that I aint no chauffeur, if you're not going where I am, sort your own ride.

>>731903121
Fucking handled.

>>731903492
i will literally cuck you

>>731903684
It's alright, I dropped 5 words.

I bet you it doesn't make any fucking sense. Oh well, I'll re read it in the morning.

Night night /b/ros <3

Soo......

>>731904049
It had to be 350 on the nose? Fuckkk.
G'night!
>>731904174
So fucking what, cunt. You want a scrap?

>>731904250
We don't take kindly to folk who woo the white whale 'round these parts.

>>731904250
Yeah let's jelly wrestle bitch.

>>731895412
Treatment Mask to terrorists
https://youtu.be/fQjxSugidjE

>>731904590
Yeah, nah, righto.

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>>731904874
.. but we could get nude.

>>731904954
get nude then ;)

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>>731904954

thred is a turd

>>731901834
probably do it for an 18 pack of nz lagers tbh ez game

Wish I could afford to regularly wax.

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>>731905676
gotta get your paper up cuh

>>731905676
post unwaxed you :)

>>731905960
It's not that hairy. Just wish it didn't get spiky

wonder trading unwanted wonder trades for more wonder trades that are unwanted.

the cycle continues.

>>731905917
This is a nice image

>>731906048
Still wouldn't mind seeing it :)

>>731895412
Reporting in from waitakere hospital er

Discord sdsuS

>>731906136
How have you not seen it already?

>>731907047
Discord gg yJzmeRm won't expire

>>731907096
I have not :( not unshaven/waxed at least

>>731907195
Well it's never unshaven

>>731907251
well post it in it's current state please! :)

>>731907463
Desperato

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>>731907463
Q's pussy

>>731907611
i wouldn't say that, i'm more Qurious than anything ;)

>>731907666
Calm down satan.

do we migrate to /bant now?

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>>731907666
Oc

>>731907891
Not unless we get force moved. If we do these threads are dead.

>>731906984
Working? Patient? Or supporting sick friendo?