gay animal people

I love beating my meat to trannimals.
Keep posting.

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>>731890130

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I'll gay your animal people.

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>>731893187
goooooooooo fuk yoself

Marty reminds me of Kaybe.

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Because my lips look like I got stung by a bee?

>>731893212
goddamnit marty reminds me of my ex lover , she was female tho but very similar psycho

>>731893535
Or like you are allergic to shellfish and you just got done with a bucket of crawdads.

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>>731893630
How'd you meet her?

>>731893688
You know how I am with 'dads. Can't keep my hands off.

>>731893855
Gotta suck on the head, that's where all the nutrients are,

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>>731894065
Nothing else tastes quite like it, that's for sure.

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>>731894240

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>>731894240
I got something that does.

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>>731894302
Guess I'll have to try sometime.

Now I will sleep. Goodnight, slllllllllllluts.

Yay thread

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>>731894752
Night Snarf.

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i'd love to not have to work for a year

just like
take a year off
get fat
play video games
concentrate on my business

>>731895330
Isn't concentrating on a business technically "working" though?

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>>731895330
What's the business

bumpo

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>>731895380
>>731895413
Nah its not a business that makes alot of money for now
Virtual machine and service hosting

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>>731895653
Is that what you do for a regular job too?

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>>731895766
Nah
Started it as a side business when i had to register a busoness number for otger reasons

Figured fuck it
Got a business might as well do something with it

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More cuties, less fatties.

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>>731895911
Who is your targeted customer?

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>>731895968
small to medium business that dont want to pay $1000 per month for dedicated blade hosting,

instead they pay a much smaller amount for a lesser speed and lesser data allowance but still sufficiant for their needs,

i figure once i have enough customers that it becomes a load on my own network it'l be making enough money to be self sufficiant enough to be offloaded to a datacentre blade

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>>731896204
Sounds like fun.

I guess.

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$1000 blade can easilly run 20 VM's,
as long as thare paying around $75 a month its making me an extra $500 per month per blade

of course im not charging anywhere neer that at the moment as the few customers i have are just hosting game servers and webservers

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Very entrepreneurial.

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a few of them i've been a bit cheeky with and just used group policy to isolate users and have a few different users on one VM, better on resources but not very secure....

if one of them starts running businness software i;ll have to offload it to a seperate VM tho

>>731896372
i thought so...
its not working out as well as i'd hoped tho
i'm having trouble isolating them from my private network

i have a managed switch sitting around but i havnt the slightest idea how to set it up to isolate the networks

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That's not a bad idea to invest in.

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>>731896549
Sounds like quite the conundrum.

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>>731890130
This fetish has an actual name you know. It's called "homosexual mammals with fur that walk upright and are humanoid but still exhibit the characteristics of animals"

Summer must have come early this year.

>>731896940
Except it's not a fetish.

Go look up the definition of a fetish and get back to me.

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>>731896940
I prefer the term "dog boggling" personally.

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>>731896549
What do you mean having issues? You can't figure out how to assign your costumers 192.168.1.1/25 address space and putting your own stuff into 192.168.1.128/25 (even /28 might be sufficient)?

>>731890130
>australian flag
what is this artist implying about us

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>>73189705
>homosexual mammals with fur that walk upright and are humanoid but still exhibit the characteristics of animals isn't a fetish

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>>731897104
All the best things, anon.

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>>731897054
The term can be used appropriately for furshit.

>>731897200
Incorrect. It's a kink, not a fetish... they're not the same thing.

>>731897189
any self respecting true blue aussie would be the one fucking the cute boys, not be a slut themselves.

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>>731897250

>>731897174
>>731897174
>>731897174

>>731897250
"While medical definitions restrict the term sexual fetishism to objects or body parts,[1] fetish can also refer to sexual interest in specific activities in common discourse.[5]"

' " an excessive and irrational devotion or commitment to a particular thing.
"he had a fetish for writing more opinions each year than any other justice" '

It's perfectly understandable in this context, and has found usage in this context in modern times.

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>>731897310
But if everyone did that, who would be the cute boy?

>>731897493
it's the right of every australian to take the virginity of a pansy kiwi

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>>731897093
oh i get that, thats exactly what i want to do,

the software for the managed switch is complicated (for me anyway) and what i mostly want is to seperate the network ranges completly so that one range cannot talk to another at all

...
is that vlan?

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>>731897547
Are kiwis really a good lay with all those seeds?

>>731897594
if you leave them for a while they get nice and soft

>>731897371
>' " an excessive and irrational devotion or commitment to a particular thing.
Which part of liking anthropomorphic characters with blatant sexual characteristics is "excessive and irrational"?
You're literally saying that being attracted to anything other than your own direct species is considered "excessive and irrational".

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>>731897594
>is a kiwi

i've been told i am....

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>>731897659
I don't think it is necessarily a fetish for every person, but it certainly can be a fetish for people. I also think that in the way it is used on the internet, the word "fetish" now more often than not means "thing I'm sexually into." I don't see any reason to get all hung up on dictionary and scientific definitions, although I do think that furry can be categorized as a fetish by both dictionary and scientific definitions if it meets certain criteria in people.

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>>731897574
>>731897093
...
i think its more my lack of knowledge on network structure thats holding me back

this is what im trying to do...

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>>731897623
I'd try it sometime but I don't know where to buy kiwis.

>>731897690
Are you for sale? And would you be game if I left you for awhile to get nice and soft?

>>731897985
from a shop, generally.

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>>731897985

i think you'd get a shit lay if you left them alone to get soft

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>>731897985
corpse fucking is not ok

>>731898086
soft dicks are cute you idiot

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>>731898081
I never see them in the fruit aisles. Maybe I need to go to a trendier grocery store.

>>731898086
It's on a personal recommendation, so I figured I'd try it out once or twice.

>>731898101
Depends on your culture.

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>>731898152
might as well have a clitoris

>>731898152
We'd get along anon, I'm quite often soft when I'm getting fucked.

>>731898387
that's pretty cool

how do you not get hard from being horny though?

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>>731898433
I don't get it either, but some people just are that way. Sometimes it's nerves but not always.

>>731897659

It's pretty obviously excessive and irrational. Lemme know when manage to get a male dog pregnant. On second thought, no, because I don't want to be responsible for your inevitable attempts.

>>731898495
Wait... what? I think you're confused about something.

Anthropomorphic characters aren't "animals" just as humans aren't "animals"... if you see them as simply "animals", then that's your problem.

For example, if an intelligent species from another planet were to show up and were humanoid.. would you consider them "animals"? No, you wouldn't.

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>>731898730
Yes I would. Let's put those disgusting space cows to work in plantations. God made humans the rightful heirs of this existence, and if those xeno scum think otherwise for even a second we'll make them wish they'd never been born to be our slaves in the first place.

>>731898433
idk, it's weird. I don't FEEL nervous when I have sex with people, but when I'm playing with new people in particular I find it harder to get erect.

That and I'm kinda just like that anyway, when I play with my dildo I tend to be soft, if I'm not focused on my penis at all, anyway.

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>>731899531
As long as you're not the one looking to shoot pool it doesn't seem like a problem.

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why don't you guys migrate to /trash/?

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>>731899650
I like trash. I just cut my teeth on /b/ gfur threads, so they're fun for me sometimes.

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Nice head. It'd be a shame if somebody... looked at it.

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>>731900652
They do the looking, Kaybe.

>>731899641
Yeah, but it is a problem when people want me to do that. I usually just say I'm a bottom to avoid that. That being said, I've been thinking about doing escorting recently and there will probably be clients who'll want me to fuck em. I guess I'll invest in Viagra and that'll solve my woes.

>>731900905
Wtf is this

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>>731900905
They look, and I let them know I'm watching them right back.

>>731900920
Yeah, guess you'll have to if you want to keep your options open. Or one of those weird rings that old people use. Are you talking like a backpages gig?

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>>731900986
A small carved head.

>>731900988
They don't care that you are looking at them.

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>>731901079
Everything cares if I'm looking at it, James; I am a force fit to shake the world.

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>>731901140
A human dynamo?

>>731901079
Why are you posting it?

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>>731901238
Because I'm not posting something else.

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>>731901225
There's a chance that I am pure lightning, but yes, probably a human one.

>>731901238
Why aren't you posting it?

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>>731901332
If you were pure lighting you could make a lot of money.

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>>731901445
I could also fight the hulk. I like that movie.

>>731901238
He's a resident attention whore, starve him of his attention and he'll be gone.

>>731900988
>Are you talking like a backpages gig?
Never heard of it. idk, I was planning on advertising myself where ever I could online. First though I wanna hook up with more randoms, since I think I need a bit more experience before I try to sell myself. My libido is kinda low though so I've been a bit slack about that. idk if I'll follow through on this idea in the end, if my history is to be believed I wont. We'll see.

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>>731901510
Imagine the money you'd make from that.

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>>731901608
When has that ever worked?

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>>731901608
He'll be so gone that you recognize him because he's always around. Sounds like a plan.

>>731901628
It seems like the kind of thing you'd have to be pretty resolute about to have much success. Can get dicey if you're not a very forward person.

>>731901677
Too bad it would vaporize in my hand.

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>>731901848
Get someone else to hold your monies.

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>>731901899
There's no one to trust when you are made of lightning.

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>>731902063
You can trust me.

>>731901848
>Can get dicey if you're not a very forward person.
Dicey as in? I'm a forward person for sure, that being said realistically if someone actually tried to rape me they'd probably succeed, I'm not too strong, I'd be going for the young/cute boy niche. I'm 22 but I look like I could be in highschool.

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hellow gay retards

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>>731902144
You will spend my money.

>>731902376
Depends, selling your body for sex can get you into legal trouble, physical harm trouble, health trouble. You just have to be aware and on top of things. If you're a small guy and looking to do the contracting completely on your own, I'd be careful is all.

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>>731902582
Sure, on things like rubber boots and rubber rooms and rubber biscuits.

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>>731902652
What about rubber ducks?

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>>731903314
This isn't Sesame St., Kaybe. No matter how much we want it to be.

>>731902582
>Legal trouble
Maybe, it is illegal where I live, unfortunately. That being said I'm fairly sure it's tolerated. I'll be pretty P/Oed if I get "busted".

>physical harm trouble
Possibly. Unsure what I'm going to do to reduce that risk tbh. I might bring a deodorant can so I could spray it in their eyes cause pepper spray is illegal here for some stupid reason. That being said I don't need much money to live, so if I can get enough regulars to be making $300/w I'd be comfy as fuck and wont need to get new clients.

>health trouble
Yeah I always use protection. Only issue will be if they're dodgy and take the condom off while I can't see what they're doing, or if they rape me like I said above.

>>731903466
where abouts do you live atm?

>>731903466
It's not easy to reduce that risk, always have somebody know where you're going and stuff of course.

You still need to be careful, things can break or slip or get taken off quietly. Receiving is more dangerous.

>>731906043
Even if people know where you're going doesn't mean you won't get murdered. The Gilgo Beach Killer murdered prostitutes whose whereabouts at the time of their murders were known.

>>731906194
Doesn't hurt, though. They'll know where to go sniffing around in a general sense.

>>731906244
Not really. They lucked out with the finding of those bodies. It's surprisingly easy to transport a dead body from one location to another. Especially if you chop it up into smaller more manageable pieces first. Hell, they could grab you off the street, chuck your phone, and transport you a long distance before murdering you in a grisly fashion.

>>731906353
Yes, it's bad, but it's not as bad as just disappearing and nobody even knowing that you're an escort. It's another piece of the puzzle, even if it doesn't save your life it certainly has potential to aid your safety in the first place.

>>731906453
I don't think so. With prostitutes and escprts and what not, the potentials for them to just vanish into thin air never to be seen again is stupendously high. Just because someone knows to look for you doesn't mean that they're going to find you, that you're not going to be murdered, or that they're going to catch whoever killed you. It's believed by the FBI that there are at least 200 active serial killers in the United States at any given time. It's just that most of the murders aren't linked to one another, that they're misattributed, or that they're never even discovered.

>>731906888
It's better than nothing, if you ask me. Just because it doesn't always help doesn't mean it's worthless. I would absolutely prefer it if somebody knew where I was going and knew that if I wasn't back at a certain time they should be concerned. Just because some people are never found doesn't mean it's all the same and there's nothing you can do to improve your safety.

>>731905761
Adelaide, South Australia

>>731906888
>>731907039
I'm the guy who was talking about being an escort. Yes there is a risk of being murdered but it wouldn't be any higher than when I hook up with random guys normally. Tbh I'm not that much of a slut, but I've met guys who've been around the block and from what I could gather the biggest risk is rape.

>>731907039
People vanish all the time without a trace and they're never seen again. A job like prostitution is high risk exactly because not only do people generally not care about them, but they're often not even searched for. It's better than nothing, but the best thing to do would be to not be a prostitute.

>>731897915
Put the VM and Web servers on a separate VLAN to your shit, easy.

>>731907244
Sure, it happens, i would not say "all the time". Yes, it is high risk, but that does not mean you should not try to mitigate what risk does exist. It's better than nothing, that's all I'm saying.

>>731907210
Yeah I mean a lot of people do it and make good money, but there is a high burnout rate and rape is a very real possibility. I wouldn't personally advise it but do what you're gonna do I guess.

>>731907210
There is a higher risk of being violently raped, tortured, murdered, and mutilated being a prostitute than hooking up with a random guy. Excepting of course being a young male minority living in Milwaukee during the period from the early 80s to the early 90s.

>>731907413
Oh sure, it's better than nothing, but it doesn't ultimately mitigate the risks.

>>731907554
It absolutely mitigates the risks, that's what mitigating risk means. It doesn't eliminate the risk, but you can't eliminate risk in anything.

>>731907554
>There is a higher risk of being violently raped, tortured, murdered, and mutilated being a prostitute than hooking up with a random guy

What makes you think that?

>>731907635
Sure you can, you can not be a prostitute. Then the risks involved in being a prostitute will be nonexistent for you.

>>731907785
The fact that thousands of prostitutes in the last few decades have been violently raped, tortured, murdered, and mutilated, and their bodies dumped. Prostitutes being killed in grisly ways is such a common thing that it's considered a joke.

>>731907794
There are degrees of risk that people are willing to accept. Just up to them I guess.

>>731907950
citation needed

>>731899970
<3

>>731907981
True, but prozzies are often not in that job because they chose to be.

>>731908027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_prostitutes

>>731908251
For escort service type work, an okay amount do choose it for the money independent of addictions or total lack of other options.

>>731908334
I'm not so sure about that. Most escorts are just prostitutes. It's a way to circumvent the laws against prostitution. You get paid to go on a date, then you have sex. Since the date was what you were being paid for and the sex isn't, there's no crime being committed.

>>731908523
I don't have any numbers, but there is definitely a sex market that involves people who aren't the dregs of society. There's a lot of money in the average joe selling sex to middle class business dudes.

>>731908636
Prostitution is prostitution, Kaybe.

>>731908725
I mean, yes, it just depends what you mean by often. There are a lot of desperate prostitutes of course, but there is also a big sex market for people who don't have their lives crumbling around them.

>>731908871
I disagree. Like I said, people don't often turn to prostitution unless they have no other choice. Just because the prozzie looks like they have their shit together doesn't mean they actually do. It's just a niche market, people who look like they're stable and sane.

>>731908251
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_prostitutes
This is not specific to my country. Homicide rates here are pretty low.

>>731908523
>Most escorts are just prostitutes. It's a way to circumvent the laws against prostitution.
Yes, technically. That being said there's more to it than that. An escort offers things that a conventional prostitute does not, like companionship, emotional support, etc. It's not just a way to get around the law, escorts tend to take things to a more personal and intimate level. That being said, there's always gonna be the guys who just wanna fuck and then we may as well be a prostitute.

>>731909222
It's not specific to any country because violence against prostitutes is a global phenomenon.

Prostitutes that talk to their clients as well. It's still prostitution.

>>731909019
Depends what you mean by often. There's a lot of money in it, so people do turn to it when they have other choices. Sex and companionship sell. I don't think you have to be insane to be a prostitute.

>>731909412
No, I didn't imply that prostitutes were insane. Just that most people see them as such. As irresponsible drug addicts.

>>731909552
It seems like you were implying exactly that. If you're talking about public perception then obviously they are seen generally as unsavory. I don't see how that's relevant to anything though.

>>731909356
>It's not specific to any country because violence against prostitutes is a global phenomenon.
Sure, but the risks are much higher in shitty areas compared to nice areas.

>Prostitutes that talk to their clients as well. It's still prostitution.
Semantics. And no, because there may be occasional clients who don't even want to have sex at all, but that's still covered within the umbrella of escorting. A prostitute probably wouldn't have any issue with that either, but it's not technically part of the job description. Yes, escorts are prostitutes. No, escorting and prostitution are not the same thing.

>>731909654
It's relevant because if there are people who don't want to have sex with someone unsavory they will seek someone that doesn't appear to be.

>>731909765
Canada isn't really a shitty country and has a relatively low crime rate.

That's the same thing with street walkers though. Not all prostitutes have sex, just like not all escorts have sex. A prostitute is a prostitute.

>>731910001
That isn't really relevant to what was being said earlier though.

>>731910086
I don't see how it isn't. They're still prostitutes, there is still the same risk involved.

>>731910142
I just said that you don't have to be at the end of your rope or crazy to be a prostitute, or an escort.

>>731910262
Sure, but more often than not you do. And just because someone appears to be not that doesn't mean they aren't that.

>>731910374
More often than not? Yeah, probably true. I don't see what it matters that some appear to be together but aren't, I'm saying that regardless of outward appearance there are legitimately together people who do escort and prostitution stuff.

>>731910499
Sure, but those are very rare.

>>731907210
How often would you be willing to be bent over and fucked to feel that your 300 p/w is a good income?

>Canada isn't really a shitty country and has a relatively low crime rate.
Perhaps, but it's a matter of how you go about it. As I said earlier, I don't need much money to survive. If I can get a group of regulars I won't need to get new clients as frequently. I only need $300/w to survive, and the higher charging escorts in Adelaide charge that much per hour, and $1500 for an overnight stay. If I can get rates like that, if I stay overnight with one client I'll be good for five weeks. My strategy will very much be quality over quantity.

>A prostitute is a prostitute.
Okay, whatever. I can't be bothered arguing semantics.

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>>731910374
For the record, I'm not crazy, drug addicted, or at the end of my rope.

>>731910754
Twice a week maximum, preferably once a week.

>>731910706
I wouldn't say "very".

>>731910918
Good luck shaking your ta tas for pa pas.

>>731910918
That's an expensive fuck, even for an attractive woman. You might have to modify your expectations to manslut rates.

>>731911093
I didn't pull those numbers out of thin air. I've looked into this. As a beginner though, I may charge $150-$200/h to start with.

>>731911230
Your rate would probably be per 30 minutes, I think that's how it's usually done.

>>731911314
People tend to post hourly rates, but its not hard to cut them in half if a client only wants half an hour.

>>731910918
It's not semantics, it's the definition of prostitution. Someone that is paid for sex. All I'm saying is that by doing so you're putting yourself into a high risk situation. Sex work is one of the riskiest fields one can enter into.

>>731911062
I would. You're more than likely going to find someone that isn't a bona fide regular folk.

>>731911495
Maybe that's just my city then. Usually they do it by 30 minute chunks. I don't know why.

>>731911521
Depends where you're looking. There are a lot of people who cater to high class business people who aren't that weird. I mean, it's an alternative lifestyle, whatever that means, but I don't think it makes them not-regular so to speak.

>>731911646
I would say that the richer the client the weirder their demands, the weirder the prozzie has to be.

>>731911815
The demands don't necessarily get weirder. A lot of it is vanilla stuff if you don't market yourself as being a fetish person. Lots of vanilla people who want vanilla sex with a vanilla escort.

>>731911521
>It's not semantics, it's the definition of prostitution.
Okay whatever, I literally don't care.

>All I'm saying is that by doing so you're putting yourself into a high risk situation.
I'm aware.

>>731911815
Weird demands, I can do. So long as they wont hurt me too much, anyway.

>>731911230
I'm just saying, my cousin, who used to be a playboy model and now whores when she feels like it, doesn't charge that much. Not that I would know from personal experience.

Just take it for 75 an hour like a good manslut and then come to queensland for a little while. Not for any particular reason, you understand.

>>731912130
>Just take it for 75 an hour like a good manslut
nty I can do better.

>and then come to queensland for a little while. Not for any particular reason, you understand.
do you wanna fuck me, anon?

>>731912695
I'm not gay. The dudes who may somehow get impaled on parts on my anatomy may be, however.

>>731911935
They could get a significantly cheaper escort than the prices he's asking for. Or they could go to a brothel.

>>731912045
You're aware that there is a high risk of being violently raped, tortured, murdered, and mutilated? And that there is also the potential for your remains to never be recovered?

>as long as it won't hurt me too much
Oh, I'm 100% positive that you'll do just fine. Nothing at all bad will happen to you. Not in the slightest.

>>731912952
People are willing to pay a decent amount for sex. Particularly with people who aren't too too icky.

>>731913249
Yes, but typically not those prices for boring ordinary butt sex.

>>731912944
>The dudes who may somehow get impaled on parts on my anatomy may be, however.
Nah, it's only gay if you cuddle tenderly while looking into eachothers eyes after.

>You're aware that there is a high risk of being violently raped, tortured, murdered, and mutilated?
That happens to a vast minority.

>>731913371
I wouldn't know. I imagine the prices are highly dependent on location.

>>731913460
Are you a fag or something? there's nothing gay about snuggling after sex.

>>731913460
Sure, but the risk is significantly higher than if you were to do something else. And since you can't vet your clients that carefully you're putting yourself in extreme danger.

>>731913461
Perhaps. I don't know about the prices, I just know about the murder bits.

>>731913689
Of course I'm not a fag! I just like it when other dudes put their dick in my bum!

>>731913756
>Sure, but the risk is significantly higher than if you were to do something else.
We can only go round and round with this conversation for so long.

>>731913907
Yes, I'm aware. I'm just saying you need to consider that you could potentially be killed in a horrendous, painful, and prolonged manner, and that your body will be eaten by scavengers so that there will be no remains found.

>>731914031
I'll keep that in mind

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