So this is what I got...

>>731890648
mah nugga

>>731891420
that's what I wan't to be but I'm >>731891311

whats the fucking website you dumb fag?

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>>731889810
>>731890648
>>731891311
>>731891420

This is a virus.

>>731891526

8values.github.io

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>>731891420
Gotta' be against state interference fully, my dude.

>>731891511
>wanting to be unabashed capitalcuck

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>>731891526
It's literally on OPs pic

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>all these fools

>>731892289
Hey look, it's a reasonable person.

Unlike the rest of these Cunts.

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Pretty much what I expected.

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Here's me anon, I couldn't decide which I hated more, the cuckervatives or the libtards.

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Meh. Pretty close.

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Apparently, I'm a Communist who believes in voting. And B4 I say that Communism hasn't been tried, there are different types of Communism, but the one that truly hasn't been tried is Marxism, the purest form of Communism.

>>731892874
Democratic socialism is literally Norway's form of government

>inb4 retard says it hasn't been tried

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>>731892874
Just kill yourself.
>muh "not real gommunism"
>muh Marxist teachings"
Communism has never worked, and will never work. Authoritarianism that works for the majority of the citizenry is obtainable, and, like it or not, the system that guarantees this is Fascism.

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>>731893301
Question for you anon, if you'll indulge me, I'm a student of political science in CA and this thread interests me greatly:
Are you below the mark of middle class in terms of income?
Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community in any way, including furry, otherkin, pedosexual, etc?
Do you receive any form of financial aid from the federal government?
Personal questions, I know, but do remember that this is an anonymous imageboard.

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>>731893516
fucking shill

pic related

Got Libertarian Socialism.
I have no idea what that means.

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>>731893689

Me too.

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Here is mine

>>731893516
>Are you below the mark of middle class in terms of income?
I'm poor as fuck and always have been.
Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community in any way, including furry, otherkin, pedosexual, etc?
Nope. Straight. I have no white guilt or anything. I think cucks are the definition of failures.
>Do you receive any form of financial aid from the federal government?
I've worked since I was 15 years old, got tired of that shit after 5 years or so, went to a trade college and graduated but now I'm unemployed, so yes.
>this is an anonymous imageboard.
No it's not. Nothing on the internet is anonymous anymore due to state surveillance.

>>731893689
Maximum personal liberties whist economy is flattened out for working class.

>>731893689
>>731893813
More-or-less communism but you don't want a giant overlord government telling you what to do either.

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>>731893639
I have done none of the things listed in that pic. I really am a poli-sci student. I'd just like to get the answers to the questions posed because I am genuinely curious as to what pushes people towards communism. Call me what you want, I type the truth.

>>731893516

Not the same anon, but relatively the same results (>>731893813). To answer your questions:

>Are you below the mark of middle class in terms of income?

No, I'm at the higher end of middle-class.

>Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community in any way, including furry, otherkin, pedosexual, etc?

Nope, got a wife and kid.

>Do you receive any form of financial aid from the federal government?

Nope, just about to pay the last of my student loans off, though.

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>>731892977

Also the social democratic party is actually one of the biggest political party in germany for... well, they always were.
They even were elected into the government several times and the system in germoney is called "Social market economy", regardless who is the government atm.

And well... most countries in the world would love to have the german economy and stability. So if you would say that social democrats are communists, then germoney could be considered comunistic.

Strange (and wrong) logic, but well... whatever lets you get through the day.

>>731892977

Wops, sorry I obvioulsy misread your statement.

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>>731893904
Thanks, I appreciate the information and openness.
>>this is an anonymous imageboard.
>No it's not. Nothing on the internet is anonymous anymore due to state surveillance.
I realize that but the point I was making was that no one here (who doesn't work for the fed gov) will have any idea who you are.

I got Social-Liberalism, kinda suprised.

I pretty much think people should be able to handle their own crap and not interfere with other people's lives, and that tax rates should be equalized and payment should be abdolutely enforced.

That said, I also feel that white collar crimes should be subject to capital punishment, as actions like those of Enron affect far more lives than any blue collar crime ever could.

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>>731894012
>>731893689
Thank you for the responses. Very interesting indeed, and useful for further theorizing. I'm mostly curious as to what pushes people towards Communist ideology. I see yours is "libertarian socialist", which seems contradictory to me based simply on the words involved in the term. Tell me if this is correct: you believe that the citizens of a state should have free will and self-determination, free from govt control, while still caring for your fellow countrymen and doing what you must to support the community as a whole over the individual, while expecting that your fellow countrymen would do the same.
>ass in exchange for detailed responses

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>>731889810
>8values.github.io

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I thought i was a democratic Socialist

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:)

>>731894550

Had the same result and I am bored, so I just drop my answers.

>Are you below the mark of middle class in terms of income?
In my country (germany) I guess I am slightly above average. But this does not takes into account that I just finished my studies and the wage devellopment in my field is acutally quite high.

>Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community in any way, including furry, otherkin, pedosexual, etc?
No. I am as normal as anyone can be.
Aside from lurking on 4chan from time to time.

>Do you receive any form of financial aid from the federal government?
I did. My whole allowance (~650€ per month over around 4 years) during my studies came from the german government. If you like to read into this toppic: it is called "BaföG" and is to support poor students which parents are not able to support their children - at most you can get around 700€ per month., which covers at least the cost of living in most german cities.

>Tell me if this is correct: you believe that the citizens of a state should have free will and self-determination, free from govt control, while still caring for your fellow countrymen and doing what you must to support the community as a whole over the individual, while expecting that your fellow countrymen would do the same.
More or less, yes.

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>>731889810

>>731889810
So this quiz is a bit broad with some of the questions but pegged me good so thankjs..

>>731891420
business owner?

>>731892016
>>731893737
donald?

>>731892544
>>731892874
you and i could be friends

>>731892874
i think there's a jump from democratic socialism to communism friend. Comparing them is a republican thing to do for sure. so you trolling?

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>>731894963
mine

Moderate Conservatism. Yep, sounds about right.

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>>731894550

I'm a libertarian socialist because I think being free from government tyranny doesn't do you any good if you aren't also free from the tyranny of the rich and powerful.

I see "capitalist libertarianism" as being self contradictory. That position is better described as neo feudalism.

>>731894963
Not who you replied to, I think I'm more of a democratic soclialist but I got straight up commie.

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power to the people

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No real surprises here.

>>731893516
>Are you below the mark of middle class in terms of income?
Working class family, and in low end working class myself working in retail as a stock robot. Failed uni last year.
>Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community in any way, including furry, otherkin, pedosexual, etc?
Furry, straight for orientation.
>Do you receive any form of financial aid from the federal government?
Nope, think my parents got childcare benefits when i was growing up but never got any directly. Could have gone on jobseekers when i was going from student to worker, but wasn't out of education for long so didn't need to.

>>731894957
this was my chart.

>>731894550
>>731894550

"Libertarian" means anarchist (the real type, not ancraps) outside of the US, it's just a term the hardcore liberals applied to themselves because they thought it sounded cool.

Libertarian socialists = anarcho-communists or anarcho-syndicalists, usually.

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Guess race and age.

these questions wont load.
anyone with the same prob?

>>731894550

That's the gist of it. I think a fundamental role of the government is to provide for the safety and health of its people. To me, healthcare should absolutely not be governed by the free market. It needs to be regulated so that we don't have, for a very real example, a mass of lower-to-middle-class citizens with $5,000 bills for a 5-minute ER visit or $10,000 deductibles. That's the unfortunate consequence of a system that was left to the free market. I realize a lot of people are all about deregulation, but it's the loosening of the chains that caused the housing bubble and subsequent crash in 2006/2007. Without government regulation, the decisions of how entire infrastructures will continue to function within our society will be made by a small handful of CEOs rather than a body of people with (hopefully) the greater whole at heart.

>>731895005
>I don't know anything other than what buzzfeed and huffpo tells me

>>731891420
good ole boy yee yee

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I'm the future

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>>731889810
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=70.1&d=67.6&g=65.0&s=78.4

I can't down the img sry I'm bad at this

>>731895446
Social liberalism

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So... I thought I was mostly centrist... Apparently I abhor borders and overempowered governments and private entities and I think the poor should receive aid. But I am aware that freedom is necessary both socially as well as economically.

I wasn't even aware that there could be a social libertarianism.

A'ight.

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>>731889810

Social Democrat.

It's so sad that "supportive of facts and science" has to receive a fucking political label these days.

>>731895446

Can you fucking screenshot?

"snipping tool"?

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This is a good thread.

I like this thread.

>>731895747

Trolling, right?

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So what the fuck is neo liberalism? I sound like a retard

>>731895747
if capitalism is all about innovation and competition how can you have that low percentage on progress? Technology and capitalism go hand in hand.

>>731895829
Allah is great, infidel.

>>731895857

Most modern capitalists treat capitalism as a pseudo religion. That's why they are all so high on the traditional side.

>>731895805

I'm the OP and this is my very first succesful thread.

This was a good night.

>>731895280
South American, 19-21?

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Fidel approves of this thread.

This is a good thread. Feels honored to have participated in such a thread.

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Hail science

>>731896029
I imagine this test is beyond the attention span of your average ironic right wing capitalists.

>>731895829

I cannot even reproduce such results.
Has to be a pro on the political fuckup-level.

>>731896221
Just choose strongly agree / disagree with everything.
I just imagined what the most ridiculous globalist would think, like Mr Burns / Hilary Clinton level evil.

>>731894833
Libertarian Socialism.
Those two words conflict imo

>>731894833
Fucking weirdo

>>731896436
Libertarianism in Amerika is the polar opposite of Libertarianism anywhere else in the globe, no joke.

>>731896478
what is global definition? what is amerikan?

>>731896436

>I support an economic system that consolidates and centralizes power in the hands of a few ultra rich individuals
>I support an economic system that dooms many people to a lifetime of de facto serfdom
>I call myself a libertarian and still expect to be taken seriously

Left libertarianism is the only true form of libertarianism. Right wing libertarianism is a contradiction.

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Get on my level.

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(((NOT TAMPERED WITH)))

>>731896524
Just google it, dude.
Amerikan libertarian and eurupoor libertarian.

>>731896637
Oi vey, very good results. Very moderate. You're clearly a very well read individual and care very much for your business.

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>>731896637
My real results

>>731896524

I would not say that there is a "global" definition but a more local one. In the US, it is taken further with guns, taxes, laws ect. and a libertarian would like to abolish the laws regarding these things. In other countries like germany, a libertarian is maybe mostly associated with other toppics like e.g. privatization of some public services which were in the hand of the state before.


(just a guess from, not a pro on political science, please correct me if I am wrong)

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kek

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>>731896851
my man

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This is what I got.

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I shit all over tradition

>>731896927
Same

>>731895835
Liberal normeism

https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=40.2&d=42.6&g=48.5&s=40.6

I always considered my self liberal but during the election my politics have been changing.

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>>731898055
oopps meant to screen.

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Mine

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Contribootin.....

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>>731895835
Ayy
Ikr

interesting, honestly didn't expect so many anons leaning towards socialism

>>731898712
/pol/ would be different

>>731895175
mah nigga

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Seems like me.

>>731898712

Depends on the time you are asking, I guess.

Right now, many european students are online and bored.
In a couple of hours the children come out of school and the edgelords take over.

After them, the russians do their thing in worshipping Putins cock.
Then the proud 'muricans have their time fighting over Trumps cock and over the question if he is the devil or god himself.

Rinse and repeat. Nothing changed over the past years, only that the right-wingers got a bit more organized and stole some points from the left-wingers (like the mad hate for capitalism).

>people doing online IQ & ideological tests
its like you're giving away your whole persona to the digital highway man

>>731896593
probably mega retarded

>>731899241
marxie

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>>731889810

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>>731889810
What sjw wrote this shit.
Had to choose neutral way too many times based on their shit wording.

>>731898712
Well /b/ is full of autists who life off welfare in their moms basement?

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I find this test better

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>peaceful

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The questions aren't balanced.