alcoholic thread
whatcha drinking tonight fellas
pic relate as usual
no alcohols tonight?
alco is degenerate and unhealthy, you should avoid it
stole it
>>731886390
details?
>>731884160
>equal parts bud light, cheap whisky and hooker spit
Literally why do you do this to yourself?
>>731886222
yes i know but dont care anymore
wild turkey.
almost winter here so I'm on the bourbons
>>731886222
>every successful man drinks alcohol
>degenerate
>>731886478
nothing exciting.
>have old friend i work with who isnt the smartest
>has a ton of booze
>is a pussy with alcohol but acts like hot shit
>go over to his apartment and steal it
Smirnoff chased with Minute Maid fruit punch. This is my life, at least 5 days per week. Fucking kill me.
>>731884160
40oz becomes 42oz. based steel. based steel.
>>731886478
only thing is steal from stores is shooters and sometimes 375s.
>>731887008
lol not bad
i get off pretty hard on thievery
>>731887124
my man, steel forever
As shitty as it is I'm drinking this because it was given to me as a tip for bartending a fundraiser event. However I'm about to break up a new bottle of Clase Azul because why the fuck not.
Double rum & coke
three Budweisers
16 oz Rainier
22 oz bottle Pike IPA work tomorrow, ugh.
as always
it's the best bang for the buck imo
also have a pint of guiness stout waiting for me
>>731884160
Drank these alot in massachuttes.
>>731887279
>>731887279
looks pretty good to me
sounds pretty good as well
free alcohol is always the best alcohol, no expcetions
>>731887825
Also barely wine thats 12 percent/
>>731887838
Debatable, after becoming a bartender I've been an alcoholic snob for 2 years now. And this mix is like 9 dollars a pretty fucking cheap ass tip for hiring someone at 50/per hour
>>731887124
Are you fucking kidding me??? God damnit I live in FL where they don't sell that, and i want one! I grew up on the 211, it helped me work through busy kitchen ranks. That shit is alabout after work, the creme of the crop drink liquor whilst at work
>>731887954
oh well shit, sounds like you do okay in the money department. i can't afford to be picky with my alcohol. i'm a bum by lifestyle choice
>>731887190
wow holy shit
that is me
that's even the deodorant i use
WOW
fucking scary man
i don't use those degenerate fucking earbuds though, i use proper full-size earphones with big bass
there might be hope for me? maybe?
Same as always, moonshine.
Everything else is just a waste of money.
>>731887751
youre joking right?
>>731884160
>>731884798
fuck me i forgot about this shit
drink something good m8
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/220/35397/
im sober tonight....will probably stay on the wagon for a while.... no one ever told me that if you drink everyday one day down the road youll be hit with anxiety attacks as your body detoxes.....fuck me.
>>731886222
bovine mammary gland secretion is for baby cows and you should avoid it..
>>731888316
>drink something good m8
>
>https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/220/35397/
yea no, i don't drink "good" beer. yes it tastes good, but potato chips taste good too. i'd rather get drunk for 5 bucks than have my first beer of the night for 5 bucks. i'm not trying to get cucked by the adult beverage industry
>>731888236
Yep, I hear ya.
Just about to pop open a fresh jar.
Saving the mix (multivitamin juice/shine) for later.
I bet none of you so called alcoholics don't have the will to send me Google play $ codes to my Snapchat I bet none of you make enough money to support your habits and be able to spend cash in meaningless things. I bet you don't even have $25 to throw and show how manly you are by sending me money to my Snapchat @mmckay327 maybe my pussycat would return the favor
>>731888316
>>>731887751
>youre joking right?
not in the least.
where i live it's 4.47$ for a 6 pack of TALLS which is cheaper and more beer than any budweiser or other cheap beer, and imo tastes good enough.
of course i'd prefer a guiness but this still gets the job done.
What's your problem with miller high life anon?
remember, not all of us are born with silver spoons in our ass holes.
>>731888689
>>>731888236
>Yep, I hear ya.
>Just about to pop open a fresh jar.
>Saving the mix (multivitamin juice/shine) for later.
why?
educate me anon..
why is moonshine so great?
why do hillbillies get arrested for trying to make this stuff?
what do u know that i don't...
>>731888066
>>731888133
The alloy series isn't bad for what it is
>>731888886
>why?
>educate me anon..
>why is moonshine so great?
>why do hillbillies get arrested for trying to make this stuff?
Because it's cheap, easily available and fun to make. Fuck the government and fuck the moneymaking companies.
I make my shine out back, costs me about 7 bucks per gallon. And it's 180 proof.
I can cut it with water down to 80-90 proof and sell it for 50 bucks per gallon.
So why the hell would I buy booze?
>>731884160
Steel Reserves are nice. They get me fucked up. But they don't taste the greatest.
>>731886222
Yes mom
>>731889433
spot on my friend. spot on.
>>731889299
This. And you sell the "finer" corn grained stuff to the hipsters for 60 bucks / quart jar.
Straight from the Tennessee hills. They buy that shit faster than I can make it.
Hey, can anyone buy me a 5L keg of German beer online? They are £16 shipping included, which is a good price, but I'm a poor fag. The site allows paypal.
Can any rich fag help?
>>731889829
u gay, kid?
>>731889919
A gift and all I have around.
>>731887124
No shit? I saw the "COLD WHEN BLUE"...Didn't notice the ounce count. Usually buy the six-pack of 16oz. Been drinking a lot of Burnett's lately. Gotta get the most bang for my buck.
>>731889919
Plus it tastes good... What do you not like cinnamon or something?
>>731889299
>Because it's cheap, easily available and fun to make. Fuck the government and fuck the moneymaking companies.
>I make my shine out back, costs me about 7 bucks per gallon. And it's 180 proof.
>I can cut it with water down to 80-90 proof and sell it for 50 bucks per gallon.
>So why the hell would I buy booze?
holy shit. did i just get red pilled?..
Ice House Edge, how are you lads holding up?
I drink 5-6 of these a night
Love 211 but when i want something different, this is my go to.
>>731884160
pic not related
pic definitely not what im drinking
DONT YELL AT ME IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
(hypothetically tho /b/ should i crack open another one)
(like if i hypothetically was drinking hypothetically for a friend would you wanna share a brew hypothetically)
>>731889886
Bump.
>>731888334
That's banana milk m8, lrn to read filename
>>731890208
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/timezone/utc
CRACKING ONE AT 7:37 UTC
GET IN HERE
CHEERS
>>731884160
Banged the old lady a few times tonight. On the third bottle of Cabernet. About to open a new pack of smokes. Life is good.
>>731890208
>DONT YELL AT ME IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
>(hypothetically tho /b/ should i crack open another one)
>(like if i hypothetically was drinking hypothetically f
wait like 30min.
drunk text a chica.
then if ur stilll up for it, crack it.
if chica friend don't want dick then go to adult gif ;)
>>731890416
>>731890408
>>731890404
>>731890278
>>731890208
>>731890206
>>731890118
>>731890055
>>731890044
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/timezone/utc
cheers lads
>>731890404
lol u just made that up, that doesn't exist...
>>731890471
Cheers
sam adams like always
sometimes craft beer
>>731890208
just cracked open the bottom left bur
o shut i mean bottom right
>>731890471
just popped my guiness stout. omg so good. omg..maybe I am an alcoholic..i usually go at least 3 days a week without drinking and only drink at night. I DON'T CARE OMG SO GOOD.
>>731890208
D R I N K I T F A M
>>731889886
Bump number two.
#toodrunkfor/pol/
lol
>>731890915
/pol/ was a mistake
>>731890915
I FEEL YA ON THAT LOL
TECATE BRO HERE, FINISHING MY BEAR AT 7:48 UTC
>>731891132
CHEERS TO /B/
CHEERS TO $CHAN
CHEERS TO TRUMP
CHEERS TO LIBERALS
CHEERS TO OBAMA
CHEERS FOR ALL
AND A MERRY CHRIMMA
(except for estonia fuck those dudes)
>>731891222
HOLY FUCK THERE WAS MORE IN THER THAN I THOUGHT
GOODNIGHT GUYS <(sideways 8)
>>731891132
>bear
>>731891305
aite gnite man drink ya water mang
>>731891388
:')
>>731884160
i spent the last 4 days drunk. and wrote 20 pages and 4 models analyzing world bank data.
i drank mostly cheap whiskey and 40s. stole a little bit of my roommates rum and gin ;)
>>731889886
Bump three.
asahi & jameson
>>731891599
that sounds like the worst possible waste of a drunken binge that i could ever possibly imagine
but hey, you were drunk the whole time, so it was probably a shitload of fun anyway
whatever floats yer boat mang!
Sailor Jerry's rum, straight shots cause no chaser. I also got a bit of fireball, free from work. Not interested in it though.
Steel Reserve is fucking hobo beer
dack janiels
>>731884160
211 mah nigga
This is what breakfast/dinner looks like.
I can't drink beer because it bloats the fuck out of me.
>>731891798
SJ is the God-tier of the God-tier
well done my friend
>>731888959
It's great tastes like soda still gets u fukked !
How can you faggots call yourselves alcoholics while drinking mild shit like beer?
If the drink has less than 15% alcohol, it takes too much effort to drink enough to get drunk.
>>731891894
Steel Reserve has a gross "caramel" like after taste.
And lol at your 5% alc shit.
srsly you all suck at drinking, shame on your shitty hippster beers
>>731892053
Truth.
.
>>731892141
>"shitty hippster beers"
>posts retarded overpriced meme whiskey
this has to be bait
>>731887008
>calls someone a friend
>steals from them
>stealing
Are you a nignog?
It's 3am and I'm drinking diet sprite and brandy that came in a $12 plastic bottle.
>>731892268
>meme whiskey
youre the one who got baited
>>731892273
I was thinking the same thing.
>>731892387
it's not getting baited if you call out the bait
no one else is fuckin with some natters?
>>731892950
natty daddy is the newfag basic version of 211 friend
go ahead and graduate
>>731892950
I drink natty daddys when there out of my preferred beer.
You havnt had cider unless you sniffed a bit of these naughty boys
>>731884160
>Tfw my favorite beer is something most would consider too fruity
IDGAF!!
>>731893393
being gay is quite fashionable in 2017 anon, it's nothing to be ashamed of
>>731893482
Stop it :( I get that all the time at parties. It's not even that gay like Angry Orchards.
>>731893123
Steal reserve is the worst tasting beer I have ever had. I live next to a ghetto ass city and I have had some shit beer but, Steel Reserve is the most disgusting beer I have ever had!
>>731893542
nah i'm being serious man, shock top flavoreds are literally bitch drinks. angry orchard at least has a shitload of sugar, so drinking it is a display of not giving a fuck about your calorie intake at least. shock top original is pretty good, but the flavored ones are watered down bitch swill. get some taste man. start experimenting with Raspberry vodka if that's your preferred flavor. mix Raspberry vodka with Sprite and/or 7up to start, and go from there.
You'll save a T O N of money, and you'll not be called a fag
>>731893658
you obviously have not had very many beers
>>731893873
Please do tell me, what tastes worse?
>>731893812
Well I HAVE been drinking it the last 4 years. maybe it is time to hang it up. What do you drink?
Work as a bartender in a tap room for a popular local brewery. Every time someone has a growler or howler filled, we catch the foam waste in glasses and drink it. Had a few of those tonight, plus my shift beer, then went and did a bomb, shot, and killed a pitcher and a half to myself with another beer on top of that. Coke now lol
>>731894029
literally everything that's cheap and has less alcohol content
>>731894160
i'm OP. i drink 211 when i'm drinking by myself (like tonight), and i previously drank vodka with cranberry juice until it started giving me the shits. i drink anything and everything if i'm going out with friends/family though, especially if somebody else is buying
>>731894349
Why'd you like vodka and cran?
>>731884160
these are disgusting, I have no idea why people waste their hard earned money on they cheapest swill they can find
>>731884160
beer is making me fat
VODKA REEEEEEEEE
>>731894470
because it tastes great. Cranberry is very acidic and matches with the acidity of the vodka, hiding the harshness of the alcohol very effectively. I used to mix it 1 to 1, and it was very drinkable even on the first sip. but yea like i said i started getting the shits from vodka, drank it too much. recommend you try it, it's in the same lineage of raspberry
>>731894537
>>731894537
>why people waste their hard earned money
because it's cheap as fuck. we're not "wasting" any money. we're buying cheap bullshit and getting drunk
Pic related: This shit's fucking tasty.
hipsters like beers that give them yeast infections
dumb thread?
>>731894893
dumb post
Kek. Get on my level.
>>731884160
It's cheap, so.. meh.
>>731895142
this came off as kind of privileged I'm sorry for those less fortunate I'm a mean drunk
>>731895068
Wew lad
this is the real shit
if youre going to drink cheap beer id suggest miller highlife
>>731895350
miller highlife is a watered down joke when it comes to cheap beer
>>731884160
jellu? is that you?
>>731893362
This, best tasting shit for its price
its trash but im drinkin budlight super cans cause their cheap as fuck
>>731884160
jack & coke, killed the jack, moved onto jameson.
>>731895698
Nice upgrade. I'm about to hit the jameson. Not ready for moonshine
Jack. Pretty toasty but keeping it classy
>>731892268
>over priced
where do you live? Jameson is cheap man. A handle is like $30, its cheaper than fucking jack.
>>731895772
I keep a pretty stocked bar, I'm just feelin whiskey and chasers right now. I might do some irish car bombs since i got guiness and baileys too. That shit gets me fucked quick.
>>731895789
>$30 handle
>"cheap"
bottom shelf whiskey is 12 bucks bro
it tastes the same
keep getting ripped off i don't care
>>731895350
Miller has always been the king of cheap beer. Anyone saying otherwise is trolling
>>731895918
I dunno man, the cheap shit gives me hang overs. I can down an entire fifth of goose and feel completely fine the next day. I can't do that on cheap shit. Money is also whatever, it exists to enrich your life and the life of the people around you. Who fucking cares about $30? I spend prob $400 a month on alcohol and I dont give a single fuck.
In every night there's a different black
in every night I wish that I was back
to the time when I rode
through the forests of old
>>731891976
Buy the boxed wine. Same great flavor almost, better value, less waste, more wasted.
>>731896281
>cheap shit gives me hang overs
>amateur
>>731896281
well i guess keep it up then man. i'm a broke ass bum. if you have money, please do bless yourself and those around you. bringing happiness to yourself and others is what life is all about
>>731895425
how is production beer watered down? dumb faggot
are any of you guys actually drunk?
i'm having my doubts
real drunks report in right the fuck right now
not drunk
>>731889829
fucking disgusting
may get you drunk but it's fucking trash
>>731896717
fuckin donezo here
>>731897010
Shroomin and drunk ready for moonshine now
>>73189723 started drinking at noon today golfing, then kept going thru some playoff hockey and since then ive just been going.
>>731897235
started drinking at noon today golfing, then kept going thru some playoff hockey and since then ive just been going.
>>731897354
Do you have to work, or are you on a "weekend".
>>731897514
I work in a night industry, but today was a day off.
>>731897354
>playoff hockey
my man
OP here
Blues fan by birth, we got rekt
i'm with the Penguinos from here on out
love those guys
>>731897609
I'm "3rd shift" and don't have shit til Tuesday night, so I'm cycling thru some of my drug stash
>>731897839
im a fuckin loilers fan. mfw game 7 in anaheim
>>731897907
ya u probly will be feeling good, ducks are famous failures
i wouldn't mind seeing MemeDavid and the Boylers beat Nashville
but if ya do, Penguins are gonna crush ya. sorry m8
Poorfag here...
I've searched online and found a website that ships 5L kegs for beer. There's one keg of German beer I'd like to order, but I'm a poor cunt, and I don't even have a Paypal account (the site accepts paypal).
The keg is £16 shipping included, which is an absolutely good price for this kind of beer. But like I said, that's too expensive for a jobless porrfag like me.
Can anyone help me out?
Thanks in advance.
>>731898386
Not that I could help ya, but do you have a tap and cool/icey place to put it?
>>731892002
sam?
>>731898386
probly take to the streets mate
you'll have a fair amount of luck shamelessly begging pathetically as long as you admit you only want money for booze
i personally have given money to guys holding up signs saying they want money for beer, but those guys with all that "homeless veteran" bullshit makes me cringe
go outside with your pathetic failure self and beg shamelessly. it'll pay off
In every night there's a different black
in every night I wish that I was back
to the time when I rode
through the forests of old
In every winter there's a different cold
In every winter, I feel so old
So very old as the night
So very old... as the dreadful cold...
>>731887124
Is that what Yanks call a Forty?
>>731898487
No tap and I have a small fridge that doesn't even work properly. Even if it worked, I couldn't fit the keg in it... not even sideways.
That's why I wanted to order some German weiss bier like Paulaner or Franziskaner, because it tastes good even when at room temperature.
>>731898604
Why be so rude? If I had a good job and made a fair amount of money, I think that giving it away to people would be the most exciting thing out there. I'd help people begging for games here, or others asking for beer.
I'm not poor because of choice, but because of mental illness and low iq. I tried to study at school, but I still failed even when I spent whole nights trying to prepare papers... and then see people get 90+ marks while being hangover after a party.
No amount of motivation and dedication will make me succeed if I have a lower than average IQ and other mental illnesses.
>>731892141
if you can get it, next time instead of Jamesons get a bottle of Paddy.
They're both mid-tier, but I've always preferred Paddy to Jamesons.
>>731898213
man I was just hyped we made it into the playoffs. this shits just bonus. pens can easily repeat and I wouldn't even be pissed
>>731899178
lol pathetic mate, don't take that "boo hoo woe is me" shit to the street, take my word for it
go out there and tell them you want money for beer. that's the only way you're gonna get paid
>>731895588
Not Black Barrel. That shit is expensive where I live.
The basic one, Eclipse I think, is priced pretty cheap, and it's pretty good. Nice enough to drink straight.
It makes surprisingly good Mojitos.
>>731897839
Penguins are cheating diving twats.
Anyone but the Pens.
>>731899498
spotted the flyers fan
>>731899498
>he says Penguins dive
>Crosby confirmed to have concussion by medical staff
nice meme bro
as soon as you quit hating you might actually have fun watching the sport
>>731887124
Drinking this right now.
$5.99 Sav Blanc at Aldi. Brand looks like 'neve' or something. One bottle a night.
>>731899667
Yeah, you're right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdUg9tsyxg
My mistake.
Does anyone else drink the Tesco 2.0% lager? It's like £1 for a 4-pack.
>>731899920
Used to when I was 18 cos I worked there and would buy it on my way out the door.
I look back on it with nostalgia, so I bought some a couple of months ago and it tastes like water to me now.
True. But it's the cheapest price for alcohol I've found here. The thing that pisses me off is that they put it in the same rack as all those fancy ales. Feels bad man.
Oh, there's also the £2 for 2L of 5% apple cider... which is not too bad of a price I guess.
>>731900287
Depending on where you are you could get pretty reasonably drunk for 3 or 4 dollars with natty ice. 5.9% 25oz can for 1 $
>>731899828
L M F A O
must suck to be a Crapitals fan
>>731899828
Bravo Benino
we don't call professional sports "the show" for nothing
earned it
>>731902335
how is it
also, where from?
aite well good nite guys
>>731888959
I fucking love these
>pineaple
>lime
>punch
>black berry
Jello shots for me! And playing the ps3 is my plan for this monday
>>731903804
there is a new watermelon flavor that just hit the market.
which is your fav?
>>731884160
>be in Australia
>booze is just disgustingly priced
>Only can afford $4 dollar bottles of red Aussie wine.
>>731884160
I came from a night shift and slept. After waking up i went to get beer. I have now consumed five regular(0,33L) cans of beer and have two left plus a six pack of 0,5l Fosters. I have two days free from work after today. Been watching Drunk history and maybe i will play some dawn of war 3 soon.
>>731894753
or your life choices. it's not the beers fault that you do what you do.
Bought this 3 pack and drank 2 of them last night
5:38am
awake drinking beer
fuck life
>>731884160
Ay boiis
>>731884160