Dubs decide

>>731881448
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>731881448
Want to come over and tongue punch my fart box?

>>731881448
lol it says "if you send a dick pic ur gay" at the top

Want to slap my tight man puss?

Hey u want to give me a jolly good blumbkin

>>731881448
lets cut to the chase. I haven't had sex since november 2016 and I would really like to have sex with you

>>731882129
reroll

>>731881448
How does your phone know you're a virgin op

Hitler did nothing wrong

Suck my wiggly dick

I have a great confession but i love to sniff random peoples fingers in public

As i sit here naked on my couch I realize that

>>731882179
Rolling for this

>>731881448
gimme dat horsecock you know like the 16" ones so I can make a nice ass collection of dildos but never use them but just to admire it, you know?'

>>731881448
I love the feeling of a raw carrot in my ass

I want to finger your tight asshole, but you know, as a friend.

My butthole itches from too much fingering

In not gay mom

Sorry that wasn't for you

>>731881448
Nigger bitch suck my tiny dick

>>731882333
Winrar. Don't be a fucking faggot OP.

Feed me I'm starving.

>>731882333
THIS

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>>731882333
>>731882355
Delivar OP

I like to jack off with a krusty sock that has goggly eyes and make funny voices when im jerking my gerkin

Fuck off, Krusty.

I want to have sexy time with you, send pic of you sexy

>>731882355
Winrar

>>731882469
roll

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Op delivers.

Would you like to tickle my wiener till milk drips?

I was thinking of suicide, and really wanted to know, how do you think I should do it?

Haha sorry accidentally pasted, send nudes tho thx

>>731882592
Roller

>>731882592
are you retarded?

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>>731882355

>>731882611
Your welcome op

Sorry that was meant for my boyfriend. BTW, got a dick?

hey beter
yes elmo from sesame street
spell whomst've
holy CRAP
like for a free iphone 5

Im looking for some boobs tonight but not any boobs your boobs ;) let me seemum

>>731882672
roll

>>731882672
roll again

>>731882592
>>731882611
>>731882646
Don't post this retarded shit.

Sorry my mom grabbed my phone

>>731882672
rolling again

>>731882806
Cry harder fag

I've wanted to fuck you since preschool, actually I imagine fucking you at preschool age

>>731882806
I bet you're the carrot in the ass guy

I'd sho like to lick your behind, and then maybe buy you some popcorn or fresh cherries ;)

>>731882848
Samefag harder.

>>731882891
Wole

>>731881448
Come out to the coast, get together, have a few laughs.

>>731882895
Get ass devasted

>>731882885
Nah that's me actually I never get dubs so didn't put much effort in to it.

>>731881760
rolling for this

>>731881448
I'm a stupid faggot and have the people on 4chan write my conversations for me.

>>731882891
Role

I will kill myself if you don't reply

>>731884106
I'd swim through the pirahna infested water of the Amazon river with only Ellen DeGeneres' queef as my air supply just to share a candle lit dinner with you over Skype.

>>731884106
Just got out of the shower? Send pics before you get dressed

Send link to this thread

>>731884880
roll

plz kanami let me smash

>>731884938
Don't be a faggot, he's only send two messages so far

>>731884880
rerolling for this

can i sex you?

So you, me, and a pack of hotdogs. Friday night you in?

>>731884880
reroll

>>731884880
last roll

>>731884880
roll

>>731884880
rolleroni

>>731884880
one more time

>>731884632
Rollerino

Tits are a great way to help my crippling depression, may i have yours?

>>731884880
Reroll

if the earth is flat, and you mom makes my dinner, how many sandwiches would you make me if I put a dildo in your face?

>>731885211
Winrar

>>731885211
>>731885211
>>731885211
>>731885211
winner winner chicken dinner

>>731885240
THIS

Can I wrench out your innards?

OP isn't delivering, he's either dead or just being a faggot

>>731885655
I'll take a pic of a sharpie in my butt

>>731885655
Pictures of a bigger dick

>>731885733
Fucking. Winrar.

>>731885733
kek get fucked OP, 2 for 1 special

Will you send me nudies bb?

>>731885733
So much win

in return I will send you the reason for life, and thus it's inevitable nothingness of uncomprehensible shit and stuff which none understand, but I want you to know that if germany had not lost ww2 I would be heiling Hitler to this day

>>731885733
WINRAR

>>731885733
Super fucking winrar

>>731885733
nice

>>731885733
10/10 winrar

You get to give me a quickie after.

There really is, for humankind there's no such thing as a race. There's different tribes but not different races. We're alone one species.

send the sharpie pic.
get nudes
profit

>>731885733
Should have rolled for I'll show you my dick

>>731885791
I love this

>>731885733
Top tier get, probably wasted though. No way OP will deliver.

>>731885733
OP HURRY UP>>731885655

>>731885655
If you send me your dick, I'll send you my vagina

>>731886192
OP send dick pic

>>731886192
yeah this shit is fake

We want sharpie in the pooper

>>731886192
So do you want to see me put a sharpie in my butt?

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>>731886192
This pic

>>731886355
Y

>>731886192
Your phone is gonna die. Charge your phone faggotino

>>731886470
Reroll

>>731886470
Trill rill roll

>>731886450
Rollerino

>>731886590
Last time

>>731886655
Winrar