My girlfriend of a month is pregnant. Trips decides the first

Have fun paying child support nigger

>>731871835
The only thing she's gonna get is this dick.
All 4.75 inches of it.

Hey /b/ OP here,fuck you faggots at least I actually got layed and also she wants to name it Liam.

>>731872512
Only faggots and rich Brits are named Liam.
Do you want to birth a son that spends his time writing failed screenplays in a Starbucks wearing a Hillary Clinton 2020 Tee-shirt? That's how you do it. You name him Liam and he takes cock.

>>731871636
Partholan

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Adolf is always a nice name.

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Go with Benito, it is a bit more subtle than Adolf.

>>731871636
I thought this was a painting until I took a closer look. I wonder how it sounds.

geralt

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>>731873117
Fascito Francitti
How's that for subtle?

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Sayaka if its a girl, Adolf for boy.

Poophead

Fartinator

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Moot if girl, Hiro if a boy.

Diarrhea

Calling it now that baby is not yours

Lavernia

Dick kickem

Superpooperscooper

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How about Accident?

>>731871636
You've had sex starting a month ago and she's for sure pregnant from you? Most girls don't know they're pregnant until 2-3 months in.

Dick kickem or kick dickem

Chad if it's a boy, abort it if it's a girl

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You know there is a way to fix this OP.

Pooinloo

>>731871636
Tyrone Jnr

Imma roll Pepe, its normal enough...Good lick of its a girl

>>731874001
I was so goddamn close

>>731871636

there's no way that harp would stay in tune, or sound good at all.

You couldn't even get the tension high enough without tearing her skin off. What a dumb concept.

First name: op middle name: faggot

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Sakura or Rin if girl, Arthur if a boy.

Rolling for Chad or Chadette

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Kyouko if a girl, Gen if a boy.

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Moot. The answer is always Moot.

Name it Trump

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Chad or Stacey.

Josef.

>>731871636
Bastard

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Donald or Melania.

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Adolf

>>731874736
>Baby pops out

>>731871636
Colonized Nigger

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Adolf or Eva.

>>731875111
Winrar

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>>731875111
Winrar
Middle name on the table.

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Madoka for middle name.

Cumslut

>>731875198
Blacked

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Stalin.

>>731871636
Augustus

Dog or Cat

>>731875455
aw yeah middle name

>>731875444
>>731875455

>>731875111
>>731875455
Adolf Dog or Eva Cat

>>731872873
Liam Neeson would like a word with you.

Madonna for girl
Jesus for boy

Really hope OP will deliver.

If I get quads u name him trayvon

>>731872950
anymore like this?

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>>731876823
No, but I found honey.

Bitch is a good first name. Ballbuster is a good second name.