What should I do 4chan?

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you should send me $1000

>>731828369
done

timestamp. what a stupid question

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>>731828300
do not betray its trust
be a kind and a gentle person, pet it some then release it

>>731828300
Take care of it, give it lots of love

>>731828300
Put it in a box with proper covering and hiding spots for warmth and give it the proper food and water. Wild rabbits can make for shitty pets sometimes but if that's the case ditch it when it gets older but take care of it until then.

>>731828300
Eat it

Put it in a warm box, with some grass and take it to the nearest Wildlife sanctuary ASAP.

Hit it with a shovel?

>>731828300
Clean his ass with your tongue. Pics required.

>>731828618
>>731828648
Nice

>>731828300
Just keep posting pics of the lil guy.

>>731828488
Dubs do this

>>731828488
+1>>731828793

>>731828488
roll. i require pics as proof

>>731828944
dubs have spoken

Send it to idubbbztv for bad unboxing.

take it to mcdonalds

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Dubs, I put it back now

do not betray its trust
be a kind and a gentle person, pet it some then release it

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But I think my dogs are trynna eat them

>>731829107
thank you friend, also you gotta take it to mcdonalds to let it go to satisfy >>731829088

>>731829107
You touched it. It's as good as dead now. The mother will reject it. Bring it to a shelter or raise it yourself. You fucked up OP.

You should sneak them into a pet store and drop them in a rabbit bin.

>>731829107
Take it home and love it, kick your dogs in the balls

>>731829330
omw

>>731829356
Rolling for this cuz your dogs are dicks

>>731829303
False, that's a lie your parents told you to stop you from kidnapping baby animals as a child.

>>731828300
I am telling you you should eat it i know some good recipes if you need some

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wash your hands

>>731829303
That's a myth

>>731829330
That would brobably doom all the rabbits there because they are most likely infected with myxomatosis and pet store rabbits are usually not vaccinated before they are sold, if at all.

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what do they eat?

>>731829655
humans. run now

>>731829655
at that size, mothers milk.

>>731829771
ok Im going home

>>731829655
Cook it with some potatoes and some raw carrots and yu have yourself a delicious dinner

>>731829655
Grass, herbs, fruit and nuts if they find it, bark...
These on the other hand are just a couple of days old and still drink milk.

>>731829655
piss

>>731829600
It's a myth about most animals but not rabbits.

>>731829835
This is /b not peta tell him he should eat it

>>731829825
Taters?

What's taters eh?!

>>731828300
kill urself

>>731828300
up your ass

>>731829890
rodents eat their young for Many reasons "touched by humans" isn't one. if he damaged her nest that would be one tho.

give them silflay

>>731829890
Yes it's a myth you faggot, it comes from the fact that your hands are covered in disease and baby mammals don't have a fully developed immune system yet.

>>731829984
Yea do what this guy said but first eat the fucker

>>731830044
Just google it.

Open, you already doomed it. The scent on your hand will freak the mother out and she will either kick that one out to die or abandon the nest entirely. Field rabbits are fickle like that. And even if you brought them home they would die eventually unless you went to a vet and picked up the proper formula to feed them. That's assuming they will eat it.

>>731829946
If this was peta I would advise op to raise them with activated almond milk instead

>>731828300
Fuck it

>>731830175
Open.... op*

>>731830086
see
>>731830142

>>731828300
what are those? squirrels? mice?

>>731828300
EAT IT FAGGOT!!

>>731828300
faggot we got one

>>731830193
Nice

>>731829600
Not a myth, it's not about the diseases but the scent of an unfamiliar thing on its young that isn't it's mother.

>>731829645
Then OP should sneak them into a pet store and drop them into a guinea pig bin.

>>731829655
http://www.mybunny.org/info/caring-for-newborn-baby-rabbits/

Baby rabbits should be fed Kitten Milk Replacer (KMR) or goat milk, which you can buy at pet stores, or sometimes even a local veterinarian’s office. Because rabbit milk is the most caloric of all mammals... etc...

>>731828300
Love it forever, name it bunnyjew

>>731830323
Finally somebody who thinks the same as me i have been asking him several times already and no response i bet he is fucking it first

>>731828300
Have you seen their mother around? If she's gone, they are dead unless you go buy some milk that they can drink. I dunno what kind of milk you will need, but you can probably find answers on the interwebs. They do not have much time without food. Their metabolism is crazy fast.

>>731829655
tit milk

>>731830517
>>731830613
This person already has the answer. Now you know what you have to do if you want them to live.

>>731830185
What does deactivated almond milk taste like?

>>731831041
you can't deactive an almond once you activated it.

>>731828488
this
dont be a faggot OP

>>731831227
How do you even milk an almond? Their nipples are tiny.

>>731831822
There are special machines designed to do this.

>>731831822
It's not real milk, it's just a figure of speach. It's actually almond semen.

>>731832030
That at least seems natural. I've never understood the idea of drinking another animal's milk. Thank of all the malnourished baby almonds.

>>731828300
Sharpie in your pooper.

>>731828300
Space Program now.

>>731828300
Suck its dick, make it cum.

Snuff movie

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>>731828944
>>731828488

4chan's faggot frog god wills it or something

>>731828300
frying pan on medium with a tab of butter and rosemary. toss for 6 minutes. Consume. Post results

>>731829655
I work in a veterinary hospital. It is a myth that if you touch a baby rabbit the mother will no longer care for it. If your dogs keep bothering them you will need to move them, just make sure it's not too far and that they are sheltered from any predator species. If you are worried, check back later on but keep any handling to a minimum. Good luck OP!

>>731828369
this for me instead

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>>731833183
dont disrespect kek mortal.

>>731830517
>Baby rabbits
>>731834000
>baby rabbit
thought these were mice

eat it please