How do Americans even manage to put their pants on in the morning?

>>731823199
with a tower crane we have a very long queue

>>731823199
>implying we wear pants

kek

>>731823199
They have team of dedicated workers that subdue them with sleepers via srynge then change their pants /jeans while they are out cold kinda like when they work on elephants or hippos at the zoo

>>731823199
deport this fuck back to the ocean

>>731823199
why are britbongs still trying to force this meme when they have been voted fattest nation time and time again?

>>731823635
how do they tip if they're unconscious?
checkmate atheists

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>>731823760
America is a joke the people are a joke the Statue of Liberty is kaput
You have the worst leader to date from the ducking dawn of time
America will be dust under our feet

>>731824045
America is still the best country in the world.

>>731824247
Best country in what way?

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>>731823763
The dedicated workers are automatically paid into their accounts before each job plus %tip witch then will I turn pay for their care upon the time it's needed
10% of Obama care goes to trouser changing jobs
Trump will deport Mexicans then there will be no change teams that will work for lass than average in turn will add billions to the cost of trouser changing and rendering Americans fucked

>>731824308
>Lets play make the American uncomfortable.

>>731824247
Typical murican reply
>muh trump
>muh guns
>muh beetus
>my trouser transaction team

>>731824550
Those insults are like candy to these fucking people.

Try harder you lazy, inbred, retarded Europeans.

>>731823199
one zip code at a time

>>731824308
We single handily ended every war.
We made all the money possible.
We have Hollywood.
Memes originated here.
We make the best deals.

>>731823199
They can't do other things too!
Check your fecal continence privilege!

>>731824308
Every way

>>731824045
>Statue of Liberty is kaput
That's disheartening

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>>731824721
Ok
Your country is made of the waste and spillages from European country's then they stole the land from native Americans you build America as we know today
>so your country has no legacy no pure history at all
>MURICA is a new fag

>>731824812
>we ended every war

i guess losing a war is a way to end it

>>731825056
>Screaming and sad.
>Europe continues to slowly destroy it's self.

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>>731824812
Are you a child ?
Or just amercan it's hard to work out
>typical murican features
Pic related

>>731824956

Your president is dead

The US surrendered this morning

>>731823199

Same way you yurofags put on your pantyhose.

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>>731825187
>This much autism.

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>>731825317
is that a blue american or a hump backed american?

>>731824956
you Gota be Johnny on the spot with the 50 cal ok son

>>731825453
British school child, actually.
You can tell by the gay, pompous, autocratic uniform and it's glazed, animal stare.

>>731825169
Murica is a fucking newfag face it

>>731825588
a newfag that beats out A LOT of oldfags.

>>731823199
One leg at a time you fucking dipshit

>>731825588
Well there is that.
My family is Canadian so i can't argue there.
You're not that fucking special though, either.

>Deftly staying out of the way of this shit.

>>731825667
Dog one is not open I repeat dog one is not open
>muricans are kill on beach
Newfags can't even plan a simple beach attack

>>731825737
Look buddy I don't have a issue with the French that taken snow mounting land while the new fags were stealing land from the Indians ok freind
America is the problem guy

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>>731823199
Well first I put one leg in in one side. Then I put the other leg into the other side. Pretty easy stuff imo. You also gotta make sure the button and zipper are where your penis is otherwise you just look silly

>>731825058
Haven't lost a war yet.

>>731824721
*yuro-peons

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>>731826382
lol

>>731826382
The only war you guys can say you won was the civil war
American vs American
America wins
Fu k yeah

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>>731826382
Okay dude I'm American and that's just bullshit.

>>731825439
American actors, American movie, American image board owned by a lovely transsexual from Japan (an American protectorate).

You lose.

>>731826238
Holy shit that is so fucking embarrassing. How do you not see your shirt covered in cum before leaving?

>>731826382
>we havent lost a war yet
do you even vietnam bro

>>731826684
Ceasefire isn't a loss.

>>731826757
After giving up on your objectives it is

>>731826738
it is when you have to withdraw you pussy

>>731826738
I apologize this >>731826842 was meant for >>731826757

>>731826840
No a loss would mean more deaths

>>731826757
Urrm can you guys stop firing at us and we will back outings just an misunderstanding ...thanks y..you guys "
We are all winners yay

>>731826757
So USA successfully got rid of communism in Vietnam right?
Fucking dumbass

>>731827054
I'm sure your backwater country has a glorious military history.

>>731824812
The last war you won was the American Civil war

>>731826983
>doesn't complete objective
>withdraws bc of too many losses already
>what's losing

>>731827139
Lets stray away from the fact the USA got their ass handed in Vietnam faggot

>>731827139
England my freind a waring nation with a rich and proud history witch makes your newfag status look like a turd .with many a victory and heratage we succeed most country's

>>731823199
I agree, fuck boogie and his attention whoring ways. If he cared about NOT DYING then he wouldn't have got to that state. Also Trump care needs to pass the senate next, amd a few extra steps to even reach Trumps desk. Trumpcare will probably be such shit that it will be repealed later on anyways.

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>>731826757
There is only winning and losing. Since you have not had a war other than your war of Independance on your countries soil you have lost every other war, because leaving a war on another countries land means you lost it.

>>731827330
If you ignore the last 150 years, yeah, sure dude.

You're just jealous that you live in, at best, the second greatest country in the world.

>>731827451
Dumb fucks thought agent orange was "soda"

>>731827521
>bailed out by US in WWI
>bailed out by US in WWII
Since then
>no more Emmpiahaaa for you
kek

>>731824404

Underrated

>>731827837
Bailed out
You cucks joined in at the near end periods of the war
>trying to steal a victory
Jew tactics Kek

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>>731827837
You mean your countries Jewish owners bailed us out and funded the opposing side too for that matter.

All other shit aside, will the south ever rise again?

>>731828155
/pol pls

>>731823199
American here and i put my pants on like everyone else. One forklift at a time

>>731823276
>queue
lol

>>731828060
but I'm not sour neither salty anon
'I like America Betty boop marlbrough cigaretts burgers

>>731826738
Nobody Vietnams, bro. Not even Vietnam.

>>731826757
Your the kid that always cried for a participation trophy arent you?

>>731824812
>We single handily ended every war.
That you started
>We made all the money possible.
Wut
>We have Hollywood.
Keep it

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>>731828350

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>>731828239
No

>>731828581
I washed for supper

>>731824812
We single handly fail everything even educating our youth so we ship them to war where they fail more.
We made money possible?
>so the entire world never used any currency until murica came up with the great idea? I call bullshit there.
we have hollywood
>other americans applauding, tipping and screeching at monkey americans
Memes originate here
>Memes originate about you not from you.
we make the best deals
>What 7 nights in hospital for $50,000 is the best deal?

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>>731828626
Yes

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>>731829020
But why, and your argument is entirely invalid. Please look at this image to learn why.

>>731829267
tl;dr

>>731829267

At least your freshmen English teacher gave you a rhetoric/fallacies chart