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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>731813823
1st
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>>731813823
pls
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Go fuck yourself.
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>>731813823
Already have two, so we'll see what happens tomorrow
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I'm willing to try anything at this point
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Yeeeeeeeee
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>>731813823
that would be nice
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>>731813823
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Why not.
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fucking sweet
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It could happen
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Worth a try
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yup
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>>731813823
Finally
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>>731813823
Oh boy
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Hope so
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You are a faggot
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>>731813823
Fuck it. Why not?
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>>731813823
Eh why not
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n
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LETS GO BOYS
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Tfw it might work
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>>731813823
magic. uiui
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I hope it's my daughter
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>>731813823
can't wait for it
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Bullshit
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not taking any chances im a beta and need a gf
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>>731813823
Bet
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If kek wills it
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i would like one yea
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ok thanks
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Replying, for shits and giggles. She won't date me.
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>>731813823
sure
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>>731813823
ok
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penis
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don't have much to lose so why the fuck not
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HELP ME
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>>731813823
k
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If i don't get a Girlfriend tomorrow, i will rape my mum.
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>>731813823
Let's see. Why not?
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Yo this could actually happen
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worth it
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>>731813823
pls no scam
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>>731813823
I'll settle for having the bravery to ask a girl out some time this month.
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>>731813823
fag
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>>731814333
Nice
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ok then
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>>731813823
pls
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yeaeaaah boi
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I doubt
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Sure
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As if.
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probably not
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>>731813823
Pls make her thicc
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>>731813823
LIES
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>>731813823
please
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Time to see if I can have a good girlfriend.
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>>731813823
Ok... sure
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>>731813823
ok
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I will do anything
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Why not
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>>731813823
I replied, now what?
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>>731813823
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What am I, gay?
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I hope she knows how to cook and clean
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lets go
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>>731814897
doesn't mean she will
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>>731813823
Hi
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>>731814857
Wait patiently
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Better then being lonely.
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>>731813823
never hurts to pray
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diabetus 4 u
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>>731813823
Here goes...
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>>731813823
<<
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>>731813823
Yay
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>>731813823
ok
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k
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>>731813823
pls
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Ok
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>>731814053
sad
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Yee
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>>731813823
woah
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would be nice
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praise kek
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>>731813823
Pls
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Sure, why not
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>>731813823
that would be cool
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i like asian food
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We'll see
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Fuck it why not
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Bet
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woooo
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>>731813823
plz im desperate
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>>731813823
what happened to her?
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>>731813823
I do not lose a thing for try.
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good
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>>731813823
my goddess natalia wouldnt be amused
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story behind the pic?
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pls
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>>731813823

Promise?
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>>731813823
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>>731813823
Oh god, i hope it works
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>>731813823
Oh please god...
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Bullshit
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Welp, I gotta try
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>>731813823
Reply
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>>731813823
fuck, im lonely
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ez
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>>731813823
pls
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>>731813823
don't know what's worse, the fake steam/charity threads or this shit. but it is highly effective.

great job OP
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>>731813823
roll
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Where is my grill
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>>731813823
sorry to what happen to the girl in this picture
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>>731813823
seriously lads, I need this
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>>731813823
yes
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meh stranger things have happened
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>>731813823
LIES
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Implying
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>>731813823
woof woof fam
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>>731813823
Pretty sure it won't work but let's do it!
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Anything to increase my odds......
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>>731813823
pls
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i need dis
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Rolling /sadface
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>>731813823
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>>731813823
Why not
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>>731813823
please
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>>731813823
Replyo
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>>731813823
praying
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>>731813823
>so many lads lonely enough to reply seriously
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>>731813823
One redhead qt please :3
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>>731813823
why does she have a piece of bacon on her nose
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replying
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>>731813823
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Fucking please
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>>731814268
Me too
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>>731817062
I pretended to be replying ironically
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Kkk
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praise gaben
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wew
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>>731813823
will try
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>>731813823
Don't even care what my wife thinks right now!
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>>731814564
ok then
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>>731813823
no i wont
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Doubt
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Kms
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wish it was true :(
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>>731813823
lol
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Where my gf at dawg :D
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>>731813823
Pls OP... Need to feel love again...
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>>731813823
meh
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>>731813823
I know it won't work, but.
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>>731813823
fin
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>>731813823
By violence? I hope not. I hope it's by mutual respect and desire instead.
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Go on then
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I'm probably just going to turn her down anyways. I always do. Why don't I allow myself to be happy?
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>>731813823
pls
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>>731813823
fuck it, worth a shot.
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>>731813823
The fuck happened to her?
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>>731813823
Only in my dreams...
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BHNJ
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>>731813823
alright
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22 year old kissless virgin, as if this could help me
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>>731813823
stop giving people false hope
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>>731813823
k
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>>731813823
yaete
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Why the fuck not.
Been hoping she would contact me again, she still owes me a date
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pls gief grill
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>>731813823
I believe in the heart of OP
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>thinking this will get u a girlfriend
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Is there still hope?
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Hell yeah
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kk
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>>731813823
kill me
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>>731813823
Fogofofofif
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>>731813823
kay
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>>731813823
Certainly better than threatening to kill my mother while she's sleeping.
Maybe Craigslist will come through for me.
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>>731813823
asdf
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nigger
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>>731813823
shit you got me
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nigga
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Love u OP
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>>731813823

pls work
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>>731814784
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>>731814002
Love that gif
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yes please thank you
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Dude no way
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mehh
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fucking this thread again
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>>731813823
hol up
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>>731813823
if only...
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i really need a girlfriend im desperate
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hey this has been the best trade deal in the history in trade deals, maybe ever!
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>>731813823
taking any chances. i know it isnt opposite day
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Time to buy condoms
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>>731813823
I doubt it.
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K
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>>731813823
Nice
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Worth a shot
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>>731813823
am ready
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yay
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>>731813823
If even I skip if odds I sprint
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praise kek and may he grant me a gf
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>>731813823
I really need a gf...
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HAHAHHA
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>>731813823
Ez
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HA! imagine the day...
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>>731813823
ok
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fak
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>>731813823
Here we go again
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Life finds a way
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>>731813823
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This better fucking work.
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>>731813823
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>>731813823
no thanks
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Bet!
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>>731813823
KEK
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omg
please let this happen
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oh yes
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Yeah fuck it why not
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Come onnn!!!!!!!
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ok
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>>731813823
fake news
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I honestly need all the help I can get
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Hgyhbjhgg
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can confirm
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>>731813823
pls
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>>731813823
For love!!!!!!
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Pleeeeeaaaasse
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works everytime
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>>731813823
ok
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Sure why not
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o/
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>>731813823
nice
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>>731813823
OH HELLO THERE
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i need this
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Give Me!
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>>731813823
Plz thread god, grant me love
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lets roll, boyz.
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>>731813823
i need this

lets go dubs
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yolo, why not
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i want to die
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Bet
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I can dream
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pls
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fuck aight
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>>731813823
She hot tho
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Sure ok
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>>731813935
Traps aren't girls
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>>731813823
can you also do one for my buddy as well?
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will there be a morrow?
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>>731813823
i smell bullshit
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I feel like this isn't how it works
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Lies
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>>731813823
I want to believe
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>>731813823
pls
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Sure why not
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Can I haz a girlfriend pleazzz
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>>731813823
alright
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>>731813823
Pls
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>>731813823
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I was going to ask a girl out tomorrow, this solidifies my reasoning.
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Pls
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>>731813823
Just a fuck hole for a few days would suffice me.
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>>731813823
worth a shot
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Bullshit

>star in space
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ok
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>>731813823
We'll see. Hope she kisses me :)
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>>731813823
pls pls pls pls pls
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>>731813823
pls
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no i wont
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I hope they come in masses
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I already have one?
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>>731813823
Sure
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>>731813823
I want one gf please
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>>731813823
thx op
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>>731813823
hope so
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fuck negros
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>>731813823
sure mang
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>>731813823
;-;
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Nigger dick
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>>731813823
Roll
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Ok
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k
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Gimme sum poesi
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>>731813823 (OP) are you using nigger magic
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pls
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Fine
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Might as well
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Why's her face fucked
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I want to believe
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>>731813823
signing in
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would be nice
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>>731813823
Please
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>>731813823
ok
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Fuck it, let's do it
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>>731813823
Need this to be true...
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eh
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>>731813823
sure shoot. :D
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>>731813823
Kk
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Pls
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I don't lose anything by trying :)
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