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We're both german. Get me laid boys. Dubs decide

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We're both german. Get me laid boys. Dubs decide
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>>731806076
I'm half american tho.
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>>731806076
Long ive the 3rd Reich. in. geanv.
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>>731806182
In b4 3rd reich jokes
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>>731806076
Heil Hitler
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>>731806374
IN B4 THIRD REICH JOKES FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>731806076
Hi. Do you know that Czechs are better than us? Also, i like Taylor Swift
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>>731806076
You're German like me right? So you must love scat like I do.
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Hitler did nothing wrong. Want to go out sometime?
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>>731806558
Rollan for this.
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>>731806464
Tayroll
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Hey grrrrl, you sexy. Want to play doctor? I got a speculum. Actually it's my fingers. Let's peace out together.
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Just wrote hi to see if she is online. Op here
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>>731806776
well you already blow it
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hi do you know 4chan?
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>>731806076
I just want to have sex.
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>>731806076
"hi, bock einen schwanz zu lutschen?"
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>>731806775
Roll
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Spreaden ze dick
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>>731807144
Winrar
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>>731807144
kek
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>>731807144
Okay give me a minute
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show tits
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>>731806076
Ich esse katze unt trinke blut
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wanna hang out?
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>>731806076
Wanna dickpic?
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HEIL HITLER
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Okokok fuck the other girl. Lets roll boys
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would you suck my ballz?
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>>731807555

Let's meet up and find out.
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>>731807442
Roll
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>>731807555
ok, nice trips, and, rolling for this
>>731806464
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>>731807555
Wanna suck shit of Andy Sixx's ass together?
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>>731807681
roll
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>>731806076
Hi Süße, ich steh auf Rote Haare (kusssmiley)
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>>731807555
I will be upfront, can you accept my deformed penis?
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>>731807744
No, call me a faggot but i wont do that
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>>731807752
Roling
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>>731807681
roll rol
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I am not clansmen racist, but I am Google inner city crime statistics racist. Want to get coffee some time?
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>>731807791
Do it you nigger
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>>731807791
do it faggot
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>>731807764
Rolling
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>>731806775
We wole
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>>731807899
Dubs confirms
OP must deliver
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>>731807555
I have to go bed now, wanna give me tits or do I have to jackoff to a plastic bag again?
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You can't send pics over tinder btw.
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>>731807764
Rollink
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>>731808001
Thank you, no one knows that apparently
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>>731807869
This is classy and should get vajjj 4 ya. Otherwise she a coal burner and has the butt flu
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I hate to say it but I need to sheathe my dick into your ass.
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>>731806076
act like a modern age nazi that still detests jews
greentext if win
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I believe in the eternal destiny revealed to us by symbolic lovemaking in the shape of the swastika
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i just wrote sry because in her profile it says that she wont be a sex doll
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>>731808204
Let's get married
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should i?
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>>731808204
As an idiot who doesn't do this shit online, how would you start a legit conversation here?
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>>731808145
roll
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>>731808299
yea do it
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>>731808299
dubs says yes.
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>>731808326
Hi, whats up?
Why are you here?
and just go with it from there
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>>731808299
you got dubs, follow your own rules
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>>731808380
cool. It's easier in person when you can play off of physical cues.

>>731808299
you got dubs, it counts.
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>>731808603
Maybe Andy Sixx could join
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>>731808603
kek
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>>731808326
ask a open ended question, be different.

example ask

red or white?

she will say either

than you reply now i know what type of wine to get for our first date.

she will say haha or something

than say i have one last question...

she will say what

say i need your phone number to plan our first date.


you always need to be closing, and these girls are getting 100s of dudes they are matching with. You need to be different and closing fast so they do not get bored or forget about you.

this above example has worked for me a lot of times.
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Was los du nutte?
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>>731808673
heh, that definitely made me chuckle.
I'll try it out, sounds like fun
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>>731806076
Should I suck a log of shit out of Andy sixx's asshole?
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>>731808891
Roll
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>>731808891
Reroll
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>>731808826
yes.

also use stupid pick up lines at times too to start the convo.

think about how many dudes text the girl

hi or hey or whats going on.

it gets played out.


good luck, be creative.
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do you have bf
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>>731809011
winrar
topkek
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cmon
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>>731809949
have you ever licked someones ass?
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>>731810052
roll. Op here
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I want you to be the queen while my face is the throne!
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>>731809949
Then how are you better than a whore?
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>>731810243
roll
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>>731810243
roll
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>>731809949
Here's my cell number:

Let me see that asshole, baby girl
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>>731810052
roll
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>>731810438
Roll
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>>731806076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQL9hNjfRU
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i want you to fart up my asshole
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I just asked for snapchat
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>>731810438
Wee woll
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>>731810243
rollo
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>>731806284
Don't know if you know what Inb4 means
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I have fucked 3 niglets, and I need more white gine to cleanse my unholy dick. Also, anal
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>>731809949
Hahaha I love how you started using my introduction OP, /from your other thread.
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>>731809949
Sweet! So how about we play sometime soon?
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>>731810728
Haha thank you bro, i will use that more often. it gets me good results. and nice to see you're here too
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>>731810667
Role
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>>731806700
wrnrerani
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>>731811047
Negrole
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>>731809949
how wonderful! I happen to love to get assfucked with sharp objects
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>>731810667
Come on KEK
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>>731811168
roll
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>>731811168
reroll
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>>731810438
roll
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>>731810789
Great to hear, it should definitely get their attention. I do enjoy these threads! Good luck OP, hope you get to play with a lot of asses, kek.
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Ich möchte deine heiße Scheiße essen

if shes really german, that is
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>>731806076

Will you be the Mussolini to my Hitler?
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I will later maybe visit a friend (girl) of mine. Should i ask her to wank me off, it was my birthday 2 days ago
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>>731812559
>Should i ask her to wank me off
lolno
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>>731813174
Okok
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>>731812559
BJ or bust, faggot
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>>731812346
>Ich möchte deine heiße Scheiße essen
you shit your pants now?
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Op dead
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>>731813967
Op here
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