If you could change one thing wrong with the world what would it be?
>>731804011
>eliminate 1.6 billion lonely teenage spergs jerking off to facebook pics on 4chan
>>731804011
I'd probably wipe out Africa and South America
>>731804011
Build a new government
wipe out muslims
>>731804011
Destroy communists and socialists. With those useless, self destructive faggots out of the way, the rest of us could destroy Islam.
>two most ruinous ideologies in the world eradicated
>humanity enters golden age
make me come head of EU so I can fix shit like legalizing weed and fixing the refugee shit
>>731804011
>Make everyone white and beautiful
>Wipe all blacks and muslims including any who sympathise or agree with niggers or islam
>Erase religious belief or focus religion on the premise of technological and scientific advancement aswell as
>Get rid of all nuclear power and replace it with thorium
REMOVE CAPITALISM
>>731804011
Wipe out Islam
thorium reactors are radioactive too u dumbfag
>>731804011
Go back in time and stop mammals from evolving into humanity. There's something terribly wrong with us. We just don't fit here on Earth. We're not part of nature. We were probably dropped here by aliens long ago,
>>731804983
as good as that sounds, it would still be pointless
the group that created those ideologies are still there and free to make something else with a new name
why not destroying the group who is behind them ? made those fund those and fund groups actively working around the world to spread/enforce those shit ?
killing the arms is not enough, you need to remove the head
>>731805480
some humans fit, some doesnt
good luck figuring out which ones actively work to cause trouble and profit from that
>>731804011
All of humanity gets lynched by mole people
>>731805630
No, they're all bad.
>>731804011
The only thing I would change is myself, but that would change EVERYTHING.
>>731805841
that is childish reasoning
>>731804011
nobody could orgasm unless they are in a committed heterosexual marriage.
rapists = no orgasm
faggots = no orgasm
"playas" = no orgasm
>>731806048
So you'd have to kill a womans husband and marry her to bust a nut in here once, then kill her and go on to the next? What a horrible world you just imagined for us all.
Nigs and islam. So typical. Imagine the world with no whites. What would happen?
I would implement strict birth control over the whole world. Without niggers and spics and gooks and primitive muslims breeding like rabbits with no way to afford the babies and asking the first world for handouts all the time, humanity could refocus military and humanitarian resources on educating the population and uplifting the rest of us that don't rely on government cheese to live. Even just in America if they required everyone getting welfare to also take a drug test and a birth control shot along with their free money we could do amazing things with all the saved money. Non contributors should have no say in what or how we dole out resources.
>>731806322
no, that wouldn't work because you'd have to be in a committed monogamous relationship with her first. people would just have to find another reasons to live than just getting off
>>731806322
or you know, be a decent human being and settle down with a woman and raise kids.
>>731804011
Stupid made up conflict between races and religious groups. Oh and money. I'd take it all away.
>>731804011
Remove jealousy from world
>>731804011
Kill all the niggers.
>>731807381
you didnt specify that the marriage needs to be with the person you are having sex with
what if a marriage when both partners agree to have sex with other people can still count as a committed heterosexual marriage ?
so people would still be free to marry 1 person and fuck the shit out of everyone else
>>731807488
watch the atheist of the future episode on south park. race and religion are red herrings. people will kill each other for any reason whosoever.
Wipe out all debts with immediate effect and redistribute all wealth evenly across the world.
>>731807666
truly satans work
most retarded idea ever, unless all you want to achieve with it is causing chaos
good job satan
I would make furries illegal. punishment death penalty
>>731807640
it was implied retard. stop looking for loopholes. you know what I meant.
if you're not having sex with the person that you're married to then you don't get to cum. Monogamous relationships only. that excludes polygamy and open relationships. If it were up to me, this would be written into our DNA.
>>731807526
this anon knows his shit.
I would like to see your desire come true, mostly but not entirely because it would affect me, too.
>>731807666
may be your name always blessed
>>731804011
Place much more importance on technological development and social sciences.
>Rocket us into the future!
>>731804011
niggers that walk the earth shall now be crawling
>>731807975
you must be fun at parties
>>731807526
without jealousy can there by competition?
without competition can there by innovation?
without innovation can there be progress?
It sounds like you're damning humanity to regression and slow painful extinction.
A better wish would be that no one would desire anyone else to suffer.
>>731808494
there can be competition without jealousy
>>731807452
now THATS unnatural.
Make science the only religion
>>731808494
>without competition can there be innovation?
>>731808739
>retard
>>731808458
I am. I'm really good an impersonations and trivial pursuit and I don't get super pissed when I play uno
>>731808553
what would that look like?
>>731804011
>If you could change one thing
most things are wrong, and interdependent, lmao
Kill satan
>>731807975
Because we know that sexually suppressing people does wonders.
>>731808804
>gullible retatrd
>>731808976
why tho
>>731808848
when you compete to prove yourself, to your own mind
when you compete because you like the thrill of being tested against someone else
most amateur league/tournaments where people compete for fun, for their love for the sport, instead of the glory and fame
Im sure there can be more ways, these are just what came to my mind at this moment
>>731809080
quoted the wrong person there bro
>>731809058
after a generation or two, humanity would adapt and things would actually get better.
>>731809656
kek, couldnt be more delusional
>>731809715
why is marriage, in it's many forms, a universal human convention? it's because it's take a man and a woman to raise healthy children. Anything outside of this norm is at best abnormal and at worst dangerous to the children and community.
feminist doctrine reduces men to mindless sperm machines and a lot of men gladly take up that call but it leaves children without fathers and those children grow up with the same ridiculous ideas and society goes to shit.
>>731804011
Remove all subhuman filth from the earth, like Arabs, niggers and the like.
>>731810197
Marriage is a social construct. Society change. Social construct change. Marriage change.
>>731804011
>>731804011
I'd bring back Jewpon threads in /b/
>>731804983
Hey, that's pretty good
>>731810197
marriage was created as a way to make treaties with other kings during the middle ages. Its only a universal human convention in western culture because of the catholic church.
remove all white traitors and nonwhties
>>731804011
the fact that i'm not in charge of everything and everyone
>>731805480
Wipe out humanity.
Not trying to be edgy, though I'm sure I'll get that response anyway.
Humans are destructive to both their environment and themselves, and their intellectual and technological skills make them a danger to all life on earth. We are the only beings we know of who could push a button and wipe out all life on this planet. That's pretty fucked up.
So...yeah. I'd remove humans, Preferably at a far earlier point in time, but that doesn't seem to be an option.
Reduce global human population to 2billion. Only those with elevated understanding stays.
Africa is global communal food basket that stays unoccupied and uncolonized under any one flag.
>>731806048
Nigger what
turn everyone into actual furries, not the autistic people that dress in fursuits but like actual people with fur and animal heads
>>731808663
>>731810999
shit this is so accurate
>>731808812
Lol
>>731805841
Awww poor baby doesnt want to exist cuz he thinks humans suck
>>731804011
>season 2 of Firefly
>>731804011
people not using there turn signals when turning
Remove all white people.
Good lordy loo goodbye government
>>731807655
Truth
if then to no god
>>731808494
Need causes a lot of innovation
>>731805919
underrated answer
Spinach would become the new lettuce, and be used every place lettuce is now. It tastes way better and is better for you.
>>731804011
>dance flash mobs would be criminalized
>dogs who's heads don't go above the human knee would be classified as cats
>amy schumer banned from preforming comedy and stripped of her assets
>invent a machine that can turn toast back into regular bread
>all words are put on the "OK to say without getting fired automatically for using them" list
>nobody below the age of 25 allowed to post on /b/
>that gay haircut with the long hair on top and buzzed sides combined with a big retarded hipster beard forced out of popularity
>protestors in america could be shot for blocking traffic
>demonetize every single youtube video that doesn't involve at least 24 hours of work put into it.
>force the simpsons to finally just stop
>legalize prostitution in the states
>exile 3rd wave feminists on a floating trash barge into the middle of the ocean
>blow up the earth
>>731804983
thats 2 things
>>731806048
okay mr pence
>>731812759
>one thing
>>731804011
Increase the yellow light length for left turns.
>>731813099
>each change commensurate with the next
>random number generator 1-13
>another problem solved for another autist
>nuke america
>>731804011
Would make Mcdonalds serve breakfasts all day.
>>731805316
>thorium
wow i didn't know people were actually this stupid
>>731814047
I thought North Korea was already on with that?
Erase the existence of the middle east
>>731814335
Can't we just blow a few up at a time and steal all their oil first?
>>731804011
remove humanity
>>731804011
I would consolidate human communities into giant structures where everyone would have the same basic needs met and resources would be more efficiently expended, harvested, and processed.
Id send everyone back to their respective continents