/nzg/ New Zealand General

First for traps are gay

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>>731783161

Ded thred, ded cunt tree

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunedin reporting.

Fire is going, it's toasty-ish.

How're we all going today?

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>>731784281
Central Chch here. Alls good up here mate.
Except my tummytum doing somersaults, things are brewing, might have to take the phone to the little room for twenty or so disgusting minutes.

>>731784566
Sounds like a heavy flow, get them maxi pads.

>>731783289
hi jenga

>>731784566
That's pretty shit

>>731784626
Yeah Im not sure thats gonna work.

>>731784662
I'm not Jenga.

>>731784695
My own fault. Ate an out of date packet salad for lunch. Tasted off, I knew I was playing a dangerous game.

This time tomorrow I'll be all good again and prolly 4kgs lighter.

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tfw you realise Grey Worm from Game of Thrones is a music guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqF9KRgyck

>>731784864
Quick and shitty way to lose 4kgs in a day, though..

Never good to eat expired food, though.

We the future now where you can't tell if what you are fucking was born that way or created.
Creatures that have been mutilated into another dimension should have to legally tell you that they are not what they appear.
False advertising is a crime.

>>731783289

https://www.quora.com/How-much-energy-is-required-for-a-human-cremation

How do I convince Wellington girls to have a threesome with my girlfriend and I?

>>731785221
If you can't tell the difference between a Frankentwat and a woman you're a faggot.
>>731785321
Both of you be attractive and offer her money.

>>731784917
I'm digging it.

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>>731783289

>>731785321
Are you both attractive ish

>Wellington girl

Auckfag reporting in how was your weekend fellas

>>731785321
pick one up from estab you fgt.

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Dunners reporting.

>>731784864
I've got like 5 day old beef mince in the fridge and I'm still pretending it'll be okay. I'll find out when I open it, I suppose.

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Evening

>>731785791
Fuck man, it should be all good.. had a roast pork, been defrosted and frozen like 2 times. all good.

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lads

>>731785791
I agree with this anon...
>>731785888
Trips confirm.

Just thermo nuclear the shit out of it in the microwave. At best you will lose a few kg's for the weekend.

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>>731785888
them trips
checked

>>731785791
Yeah nar, 5 days in the fridge. fat could be off. who knows wut else they put in there mince mix if it from a store.

>>731785798
>me on the left

>>731785985
>Just thermo nuclear the shit out of it in the microwave

this. sound advice. the NZ Police would also like to say to make sure to blow on it before you eat it.

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>Christchurch

>>731785888
Trips of truth. If I die I'll have you to thank.
>>731785985
I'm lucky enough to have a gas hob so I'll probably fry it, but thermonuclear all the same
>always blow on the pie
>>731785992
Horse meat lasts pretty well so she's no fuckin' worries, mate.

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>>731786088
>horse

the fucking french

also checked.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>731786046
Lol. I must be sick, I didn't even see what I did there. Ty for reminding me.

Also returned from first toilet run. Not as bad as I thought. Just tucking into some caramel slice, cant get enough of it into my mouth. Fucking gagging despite being crook.

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>>731785992

>>731786279
that you Q?

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>>731786304
its not snek enough.

>only hav 2 for shit posting reasons.

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well its been a long time, these threads still around

>>731786352
>not recognising those tits on sight
>>731785321
You have a taker
>>731786279
>>731785536

>>731786352
Know me well.

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>>731786392
your mum said my snek was more than she could handle.

>>731786436
Nah I was just asking cause you rarely find good looking couples. I'd also need to be blind drunk.

>>731786439
Everyone's thinking it, I may as well be the one to ask. What's the state of your vagina like at the moment? Are you shaved or what?

>>731786514
If you knew me you'd know that question.

>>731786558
Er, that answer.

>>731786492
>I'd also need to be blind drunk.
So it needs to be a Tuesday?

Fuck man. QT white grill with jew nose messaged me on OKC. How do I proceed?

>>731786577
*Wednesday. But yeah I only get the urge to screw people I don't know when I'm totalled. Even then I probably wouldn't.

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>>731786450
>mum jokes

>>731786439
gon' post them knees?

>>731786558
>>731786574
Suppose I'm new here

>>731786435
Notice anything different?

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>>731786695
newfag

>>731786742
My god this is the most pleb taste in the thread

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>>731786659
I will literally cuck you

>>731786665
I have fat knees :(

>>731786742
What's an idboo?

>>731785321
fetlife. lots of bi lezbos on there

>>731786918
The ghost of IDbro. How fucking new are you?

>>731786903
so your not going to post your knees?

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>>731786698
Well all these old photos from my mega are no longer shared around, thats an improvement

>>731786951
my first time here actually. What's happening?

>>731786918
>What's an idboo?
>The ghost of IDbro
kek'd

>>731787046
The amount of newfags is increasing, odd time of the year for this actually usually happens around the end of the year

>>731787002
Got anyone from west auckland?

>>731787135
people from all over
but cbf puttting it all up on mega and, some whiteknight will just report it again

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>>731782679
Dunedin femanon reporting in

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>>731786869
>now its a cuck insult

>>731787207
Show the hole that caused that blood.

>>731787207
Ugh gross. Actually spend money on your sanitary pads. Fucks sake.

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>>731787206
You can't just spray and walk away

>>731787206
chuck it on vola

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Sinead Hall, Massey

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>>731787447

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Q stopped posting pics

>>731786742
MOAR!...without the note in the way ...

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>>731787518
.. why?

q just show your fucking babyhole

>>731787999
hey Q. thoughts on males under 6ft?

>>731788084
I have absolutely no heightist agenda since I'm nearly a midget
As long as you're taller than me. (5ft2)

>>731788122
what agendas do you have?
just hate dwarfs

>>731787999
cos the pussy behind the note looks tasty....

>>731788305
If tumblr is good for anything it's all the asian raceplay pages. Fucking love that shit. Went a bit overboard with it at uni. being a 6'4 white guy with a perfect cock. My first semester I went through 2 of them to the point where one filed a complaint against me for racism. Also I broke up her marriage. And the other one is now a lesbian I hear. Good times.

>>731788428
You mean what I'm looking for right?

>>731786742
PUT PAPER IN PUSSY

>>731788480
>perfect cock
>turned her lesbian
pick one

>>731788509
sure, why not

>>731788548
Well good looks and Independence of course.
Someone who isn't going to turn trap.
Someone who is thoughtful.
Someone who isn't an asshole.

Basically a unicorn.

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YOZA WHOS MY GANG BITCH TONIGHT G

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WEA DA BITCHIZ AT

>>731788791
i thought people only came to 4chan to chat up traps or post pics in their new panties

>>731789016
People with tattoos on their face aren't bad, or tough or scary. They got fucked by their dad.

>>731788791
Q what colour are your eyes?

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>>731789299

>>731789086
This. Lol. Surely everyone knows this. They're just pussies hiding behind face tarts trying to forget they started giving blowies to ugly fat maori rellies at age six.

>>731789326
dem lips though ......can we see pussy? ....

anyone in Nelson?

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>>731788791
>Someone who isn't going to turn trap.

also your perfect man is uke, your just too judgemental

>>731789326
IDbro is a lucky man.

>>731788791
Don't think that's asking much. Although I have heard wellington is a mess for dating. All sorts of freaks. And anyone who turns trap needs to be shot on site.

>>731787207
Lol. And I thought I was being gross tonight. Am back from a couple of loo runs. Phew. Just phew.

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>>731789299
Grey/blue

>>731789523
Aryan/10

>>731789523
You're actually quite pretty. I apologise for calling you all sorts of names a few months ago. You have a nice face.

>>731789649
>You're actually quite pretty
Back handed compliments.

Get your pussy ready Q, this one is prime.

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>>731789326
>>731786742
>Q will never love you the way she loves IDBro

>>731789462
Damn right she is. Why you no love me Quercy?

Nice eyes Q. its a shame you didnt post your knee, at least i managed to get you to post your ear and teeth

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At work bored. ama

>>731790299
are you on a boat?

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>>731790299
What do you think Quercys asshole smells like?

>>731790509
skin and farts, probably. Maybe some soap because she always seems to be showering.

Gotta find a pic I can use instead of saying truck boy reporting in. Sunday night Sunday night blues.

>>731790299
You the guy who has to guard that big fucking hole on the construction site?

>>731786742
Puffy. My favourite kind.

>>731790456
Yes I am.
>>731790509
I'd imagine she's pretty clean, so probably a little like her bodywash, a lot like her wet pussy.

Q, is that a toddlers toy in the background? how old are your children?

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>>731790673
No, I'm a mechatronic systems engineer
AKA i program PLC's
AKA i'm a ship mechanic.

>>731790899
Roger that. Nice one, im jelly. I know its a tough gig. I know a chick who does that. She works for literal billionaires in the Med and Caribbean. Sounds like a life of luxury because she earns big but she is treated like shit and is always covered in bruises, scrapes and grease.

She did get to see Paris Hilton's pussy irl once though. She was all coked up on a boat off Monaco passed out on the floor legs splayed.

You with a fishing fleet? Where you based? Timaru? Nelson?

>>731789649
Wait... Why did you say lots of mean stuff and who are you?
I'm full of forgiveness.
>>731790023
I don't know you. Guys literally have to be deep in the friendzone for me to consider them. It's fucked up and I can't change it. Many dudes will ditch if they think the friendzone is coming too :(
>>731790509
I use a peach body wash lol
>>731790850
I have 1 child.

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>>731791103
I'm based in auckland. Have not seen any pussy IRL for over a year. Let alone Paris Hilton's. I spend a year in Arkhangelsk not long ago. It ain't the caribbean but the women are hotter

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>>731791222
It's me, Uke. You know me. When are we getting married?

>>731791335
When they find a cure for ginger

>>731790509
I want to pick you up like a bowling ball

>>731790673
Get a big ol' truck and just slap it right in that image box, mate.
What give you the blues?
>>731791372
Damn...

>>731791222
> One child
Good luck with that. At least you got trips

>>731791282
Shit. Your life still sounds pretty damn interesting. What do you do in the downtime? Read? Eat? Lift?

>>731791625
Chicks man. But that's always been the case. Just wanna go back to Friday night and start the weekend all over again.

My highlight was cheese on toast last night. Low point was screwing up my best shot in ages.

> big ole truck
Kinda makes sense. Cant be any old truck. Will look for a 50s dodge or similar. Or Aerosmith Pump album cover.

>>731791815
Yeah well I won't have any more. Fuck that.

>>731791873
Damn, dude. That's some blues.
Album cover.

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>>731791372
They already have

>>731791998
Touche

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>>731787518
>being this new

>>731791972
Its sorted then. Thanks man. Now I wanna listen to it. Damn good album.

And don't worry about the chick drama. I only started posting last week. Was drunk and complaining about bitches. Did it again friday. Gotta stop doing that. It'll get old quick.

>>731791877
Huh? Whaddaya mean? Is shit going down?

>>731792408
>It'll get old quick
Fuck off, we've been sadposting about chicks for years in here.

>>731792408
No.. I just don't want or need any more children..

>>731792408
this >>731792509
It's a daily thing dude.

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Bedtime for me friendos

>>731792661
Goodnight, Quercy. Have a good sleep.

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>>731792509
This. IDbro was the best at it.

>>731792553
Oh I get you now.
read it as your kid was being taken away or something. Seems polite to say decent looking downstairs area you got there too.

>>731792509
OK. Must be my time to bitch. I'll continue to shit post while drunk.

why are kiwi women so fucking ugly

>>731792808
lower your standards, cunt.

they're really not too bad at all.

>>731792808
Bullshit. That memes gotta die. Sure there's plenty of uggos but I see fucking heaps of first class totty everyday. You're just gay or say that coz none of them want you.

>>731792773
Was polite I guess but how trashy do you assume I am if your first thought was that I was losing my kid? Assumptions like that make me wildly angry. So what I post tits online. Big deal.

>>731787002
prick! Upload it again

>>731792734
>this post is 2 years old

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>>731792808
Why are aussie women so fucking ugly?

>>731792922
Nah wasn't making assumptions. Nothing meant by it. Just me reading in bed without my glasses and missing every fourth word. Just let it pass mate, I'm in no position to form judgement on anyone. And I certainly wasn't doing that in this case. Everyone's got a story and no doubt you've had to shield your child from shit. I say more power to anyone raising little kiwis on their own.

>>731793159
>filename
forty keks

>>731793297
Actually it's a breeze. He's a good boy with good foundation I think he will turn out great.

>>731790674
What do you do on the boat?

>>731792885
im gay, so i speak from an objective standpoint

>>731793383
not the guy you're replying to, but I do have a question.

what if your son and or his friends finds out you post these nudes online, wouldn't that kinda ruin everything or nah? not being rude at all just wondering..

It's so hard to find love when you're the epitome of a demisexual. But you get attention for your looks and when you don't give boys what they want straight away, they spend no effort and disappear.

:^)

>>731793502
Well it's anonymous. I doubt they're going to go back and look at 15 years worth of archives for a 'win' they don't know exists on some kids mum

>>731793383
Well done and good on you. Obviously you can take bulk of the credit for that. Kids turn out good when they feel secure and loved.

Let's put that misunderstanding behind us and start fresh next time we cross paths.

That's it for truckboy y'all. Gotta get me some zzz's. Going to the farm tomorrow, hitting the road in about 5 hours time. Fucking can't wait to load up on brekky and coffee at Rolleston wild bean, getting hungry already

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>>731793502
We already had this conversation. We're going to do it and find out.
>>731793627
G'night, mate

>>731793627
Misunderstanding forgotten. Goodnight friendo.

>>731793627
can i come ;-;

>>731793661
oh fuck i remember this haha

>>731793661
>that (You)
samefag

>>731793784
I'm gonna need a reminder, fucko

>>731793784
More than one person saved it..

>>731793661
>>731793672
>>731793675
Chur. Just had a slash and brushed my teeth. NOW I'm off to bed. Too tired to even rub one out. See youse in a night or two.

>>731793905
Night wallace