how do I make my penis bigger?

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become a transracial black man
>mfw chrome doesn't autocorrect transracial

KONICHIWA

1.add dick to toaster
2....
3.profit?

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Stop worrying yourself. If lesbians can cum from rubbing her vagina on another vagina, I'm pretty sure that your dick is able to do the job.

Or if all goes to worse, just adopt pic related financial plan.

to be so /b/eta you actually measure your own dick!
not to mention you even care if its bigger or smaller
>bitches be lucky you even talk to them much less give them the D!!

>Im an asshole and get the hottest pussy ANYTIME i want it and sometimes i nut before they even get to cum!
>they still fight each other just to be with me

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>>731776252
Rub lotion on it.

>>731776252
Stretching makes it feel bigger, even if it doesn't actually make it bigger.

Also losing weight makes the base more visible = appearance of more length.

Invent shrink ray shrink everyone on earth

Get some string and tie one end to a cinder block. Tie the other end to your dick. Throw it out the window while you're driving down the highway.

>>731776666

qha t the fuck

>>731776252
You don't. You got what you got. Plenty of chicks are more than satisfied with an average size (your size) dick. You don't need to have some fuckin tree branch for a dick to please a woman. Work on your oral technique, and remember it's all about how you use it.

Eat her out before sex. Clitoral sgimulation is more imporant than length. Get her reved up and length wont matter.

get new DNA

how do i make my penis smaller?

>>731779214
BINGO,DINO DNA

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>>731779209
>>731776666
>>731779143
>dicklet rationalization
>ACTUALLY falling for the "it's about how you use it" meme
lmao holy shit

>>731776252
You can inject certain oils into your dick to give it girth
Some gym fags inject oil into thier arms to make them bigger
Also nuke the hairs of dick n balls make it look longer
Also I had a nightmare that I was put in a big microwave and cooked Just woken up hungover in I a pool of sweat

>>731779401
Virgen detected

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>>731776916
Mmmm sounds plausable Kek

4 inch when im diamond

>>731776252
only guys care about dick size.
girls literally don't care, it's like #3562974697 on our list of what we want in a guy.
be king of the lockerroom, doesn't matter to us, we'd rather you be well-dressed or have a good job or not be beta around us.

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How do you compete against THIS?

>>731779972
Post tits

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>>731776252

Liek dis

>>731780030
You're generally not competing against this. Is this guy standing there next to you? No.
If you're having sex with her you've already won.

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>>731779972
>t. dicklet that thinks his clothes make up for his micro penis

>>731780405
This

>>731776252
don't fucking worry about it.
If it works and you are not a premature ejaculator then don't worry about it.

If a girl is a "size queen" then tell her to fuck off because she will just be like that about anything.
"What you don't have a NEW Mercedes?"
"Whats wrong with you? I wanted a bigger Diamond!"

that will be the only shit you hear.

>>731776252

Git you an asian grill.

Make benis look bigger.

>>731781685
What if I'm small AND cum within a second?

>>731780821
what if I'm small and black and ginger and asian?

>>731782674
Practice and fix the second issue

>>731776916
I wish I could be like that! It seems I get stuck meeting the girls after guy's like you use and fuck them and I only end up being their friend! Then they meet another jerk and I still don't get sex.

>>731776252
Don't thank me OP

https://fr.pornhub.com/video/search?search=increase+penis+size

>>731783104
That's not a penis size problem

>>731776252
MY penis: 7,8'' --> proper measuring from the stomach, not from the ass hole like some niggers are measuring.

Feels good man. I fucked my bitches hard and the came multiple times on every sex plus they said it hurt them. Feeling alfa and happy as fuck.

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>>731783104

>>731776252
5 inches is average, and stretching your dick will fuck it up long term. I know from experience.

>>731780311
you're literally fossilizing your dick. at least it will last long i guess.

>>731782674
doesn't matter, it's you who has to cum, not her.

>>731784572
The fuck happen to your dick?

>>731776252
Inject paraphin in your penis.Just make sure you grab your balls proppa,otherwise they''ll become like lemons.

>>731776252
There's a better solution. Stop caring. Just like penises, vaginas have various shapes and sizes too. Also, in a monogamist relationship, the vagina alters slightly to be more accomodating to the size of the lover. Find a girl (or guy) at least sort of happy with your winky size. They will adjust. Stop being an "I am my penis" guy.

>>731785528
Only from a purely reproductive standpoint. Even from a selfish line of thinking you would want your partner to come back for more.

>>731776252
God made Asian women for a reason friend.

Well 4 inches does the job.

lucky you,i have a sph fetish but my dick is too big

>>731776252
Option A) Lose weight. Chub on your crotch makes your penis much smaller. If you get an athletic build you'll have a 7 inch cock.

Option B) Stop caring. Girls literally do not care about penis size unless they're complete whores, and even then why would you care what the fuck a woman thinks of you? Jesus christ you have to be beta as fuck.

>>731776252
Thundersplace.

>>731776252
You can't. Even Trump cannot increase his dick size with all his money. Btw, how big are your hands?

>>731776345
>autocorrect
You must not have Auto-correct on?

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ez

Buddy, I got a nine inch cock that's thick, only girls who care are drunk sluts looking for a one night stand. I'm horrible at flirting and holding a conversation, guys that can do what I can't get laid way more. It's not the size, it's how you act.

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how do I make my penis bigger?

lose weight

Medfag here

You don't.
Anyone saying otherwise is either selling something or they got duped and haven't accepted it yet.

>>731787291
I kek

5 - 5 and a half inches is the norm.

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how do I make my penis bigger?