#Make/b/GreatAgain What new rule would you add?

I want to see the /r9k/ robot come to /b/ for a day so everyone can lose their minds

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Send all lgbtq to lgbt and send calm all the porn the fuck down.

>>731775569
sage is allowed again

sage

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>>731775793
dis

maybe stop doing the work for google by solving those capcha

>>731775569
Range ban for all US posters during the daytime on weekends, and on all US federal holidays. This generation will mark the beginning of the decline of the western world

>>731775569
We need the word filters back. But funnier.

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>>731775951
Also this. Why should we help Google's AI?

>>731775569
move the fag shit to the fag board and the porn shit to porn boards

>>731775569
rule 6

>>731776359
Okay, it didn't upload the first 2/3 of my post. I'd like a furry board and a trap board. So that people can jack it with a normal amount of shitposting vs. the /b/ shitposting. Let niggers fap.

>>731775569
Delete.

>>731775569
no porn
that's it
porn has overtaken the board because of the underages. underages have always posted here but there wasn't this mass percentage of topics dedicated to porn you can find on other boards.
All the
>pics you shouldn't share
>rate this girl I'm calling my gf
>what would you do?
>pick one from these sluts and i'll post more
>post ending in __ tells me what to say
>traps (though I do like traps, they count as porn)
Dick rate threads can stay, those are just /b/ros helping each other out to get chicks. It's not actual porn.

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only allow one of the same thread at a time and maybe for 1 day

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>>731776635
>Dick rate threads
>to get chicks

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>>731776635

>>731776635
All of this

billion other places with porn, and you cunts chose to fuck up /b/ with it

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>>731776635
fag detected, only wants to see dicks

>>731776793
I want to see big ol titties too, but I've got /gif/ for that. /b/ was tolerable when there was less porn, people were trying to make you laugh more. I completely understand the appeal of porn, but after I cum, I've got nowhere else to go and I just keep seeing more 3/10 body with 2/10 faced sluts, thread after thread.

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>>731775569
the rules dont make enything great, but the lack of control what will.
SNAKCS BACK!

>>731776635
shota is okay

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>>731777027
no

STOP MUSIC ON CATALOG

>>731777140
fuck you faggot
MOU IKKAI

Remove captcha
Ban gays to lgbt borad
Make an r34 board
Bring the id numbers back
This sum probably would solve moat of b/ problems.

>>731777303
moot is good

>>731776747
This

>>731776635
like this guy says, no porn

all these fb/ig , asian, milf, teen, etc.. threads need to have their own section


i dunno how bought out 4chan is but the never ending cuck you mad white boi stuff, maybe use some sort of new mind fucking propaganda ?

>>731776635
You're right. But dick rate is gay. Its not a bro thing. Its gay.

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>>731776635
>>traps (though I do like traps, they count as porn)
>Dick rate threads can stay, those are just /b/ros helping each other out to get chicks. It's not actual porn.

Porn has /s/. It is clear that porn ia the majour cancer om /b. /r is also almost solo dedicated to porn. Is no use keeping underagement on /b.

>>731777323
Fak off skeleton bobandy

>>731777303
>>731777323
>>731777385
Omg, lol

BAN SMARTPHONE ACCESS

>>731777777

Hurtfags in here - pining for the days of yore.

Roll with the changes /b/abies

>>731777728
Meh, I have desktop anyway

We should war the homos out of /b. We can begin by massivaly reporting all gay threads. One day mook has to notice the insatisfaction.

that one andy sixx faggot is banned permanently

>>731775569
No trap & no loli/shota

shitposting is mandatory

bring back invasions

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>>731777890
Considering gay shit is popular enough to have its own board, I don't think Mook would kill gay threads on /b/. To be fair, /b/ should be an anti-safe space. Filled with anything at all. If it's normie shit, or shit that pisses off normies. And everything in between. That's just my shitty opinion though.

Must suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

>>731777971
ok but what about straight shota

obviously denny the furry posting

just please no traps i cant handle seeing so much

>>731778356
none of that shit. matter of fact no bestiality, no rate my dicks, no porn threads

/music -off

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>>731778670
ok wait look

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>>731778670
see its good

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Hey, /b/sauce! Michael here...

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.

You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

That... was a random fact... but what is... "random"

The dictionary defines random as: Occurring without a pattern; being unpredictable.

There is a web board... on the internet... called "4chan."

One of the sections... of this website is called "/b/"

The purpose of /b/ is to be... completely "random"

But what if... /b/... stopped... being random...

What if every thread made... on this board was just... a copy... of a previous thread

What if every thread was literally a copy of a copy... of a copy...

What if instead of "random"... they were named something else... something more accurate of a description...

What if they were called... "copy and paste" instead...

What if /b/ ... became /cp/

As always. ... thanks for reading this in my voice.

>>731776635
Have you been to >>>/bant/ yet? NSFW random board with IDs, flags and no porn rule.

>>731776635
Yes, for fucks sake this. Internet is chock full of porn, there are porn boards on this website, yet almost half of the /b/ has to be covered by it, because of underage fegits. Or make porn general board and just ban everyone creating those threads here. Would be a lot of work, but I think it would help in a long run.

>>731779312
are you shitting me? greates news in years! how could i miss this. adios fucking shithole enjoy your disgusting faggot/trap and furry threads

>>731779312
>no porn rule
not enforced, fuck off

>>731779312
yeah i really like it so far
>no porn rule
wut

>>731779723
Yeah man, only a couple days old. It's still got a lot of /pol/ spam, but that seems to be settling down as the community is begins to develop. There were actually several Caturday threads that didn't 404 on page 10 in 5 minutes.

>>731779788
Actually it is. It doesn't mean you can't post tits once in a while, but if you try to turn a thread into a porn thread enjoy your b&.

>>731779081
Shit man i even played that little tune he has in the background while reafing in my head

>>731779312

>>731780042
sadly there are still post numbers also wifu and draw threads. fucking circle jerkers.

but it's a beginning

>>731779723
it's /b/ with flags and id's but it has lotsa fresh stuff and it's fun to talk shit about other peoples' countries

>>731780319
there should be vote404's
fucking hate those guys
use a chat room jfc

what does trial board mean? is it just because it's new or if it wasn't as popular as it is it would get taken down?

>>731780380
votes... on 4chan...
what could go wrong?

just removing the last three digits of the post numbers would be enough and some rule like no repetitive threads (roll, draw, waifu, ect...)
maybe a post restriction like on /r9k/

>>731780697
It would be like the wild west I think it would be really cool

>>731780445
It's in it's "testing" phase to see if people will use it and make it great or if it will go to shit and be trashed. So far it's getting pretty positive ratings, though it's only been 3 days. For many it brings back a lot of nostalgic old /b/. Since all boards are now jumping in to stake their claim on it, you'll see a lot of /pol/ shitposting, but that's honestly been dying down. 2 days ago every other thread was "THIS IS COMMUNISM BOARD HURR"

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Make andy sixx great again

>>731775569
>add rules
>improve /b/
Pick one.

>>731780923
well they should put rules against the shitty threads that pop up here 24/7

>>731781123
He's got a point. If these threads were heavily moderated, the new owner of /b/ would be able to shape this board into an international powerhouse.

>>731776635

dick rates.... NOT okay and def porn, faggot.

should be under nudity or gayity

Noise. We need some noise and pics for. In every page of /b/. Totally.

>>731781079
OP your gf is fucking a nigger. Face it.

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>>731775569
If someone gets dubs in a thread he can ban someone in the thread for 4 hours if trips 1 day if quads one week if etc etc

>>731781026
>again

>>731781406
They're not having sex yet, dickfuck. I'm trying to stop this from getting out of control.

>>731777952
THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>731777952
is it just the same guy doing it over and over?
like it's a fake meme or are other people in on it

>>731775569
Lgbtq-trap-tranny-genderperv bullshit = permaban

>>731781079

faggot

>>731781495
This would be interesting shure as fucking going t stop the camcer threads

>>731775569
No porn.

>>731781781
>>731781662
Know what's funny? The dude tried doing it on /bant/ but couldn't samefag his shit as easily so was forced to give up. Also, he's fucking Canadian.

>>731776635
Those topics, along with celeb threads are the reason I never visit this place anymore. But no porn is a dumb rule for /b/, this place is already as tame as it can get.

>>731782312
I kinda feel bad for him

also I'm canadian :(

>>731782431
>also I'm canadian :(
Well shit, now I kind of feel bad for you

>>731782370
80% of /b/ is nothing but porn, so I think we could use a break from the bullshit.

>>731782703
Memeing aside I feel bad for the US
Like I'm actually worried for them

>>731782818
Exactly. And it's not like it can get much worse anyway. /b/ desperately needs some chemo

>>731782431
It was pretty sad actually. He had high hopes thinking that others would chime in with "LOL LOG" but instead got bombarded with "go back to /b/". Kinda hard to hide samefagging with IDs so he couldn't flood the threads with more "LOG'D" garbage, he was forced to leave.

>>731782934
All good, I was just kidding. I'm actually Canadian too

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Ban lolli threads, make spiderman a sticky on the front page says that be is back to being white knights, I miss the white knights

>ban sjw posters

>>731776635
>Dick rate threads can stay, those are just /b/ros helping each other out to get chicks. It's not actual porn.
fuck off

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Full of dicks, traps, dick pics, tits, dicks, gore, dicks, antifa retards cunts fucking assholes, dicks, ass, chubby, dicks, giganigga, and repeat from beginning, no raids, etc

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>>731783102
ah cool
i'm from ontario, u?

>>731782818
>>731782974
this place will never be good again. And keep in mind it was retarded as shit when it actually was good.

I see your point tho, and I might visit here more often it wasn't so flooded with this stuff. I just don't think adding "more" rules actually fixes anything. It may even just spawn stupid non-nude threads with the same themes - hence even more stale.

>>731783287
Same
905 here

>>731783459
then my solution is to close /b/ down for good.

>>731775569
Banaposters and trap thread starters will be permanently banned, hence eliminating all the cancer from /b/.

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>>731777323
Fuck off skeleton Randy

>>731782370
with 4chan, it's hard to make rules because nothing lasts, we've only got 150~ topics before the 151st gets pushed off the page.
realistically, there shouldn't be more than a couple porn threads. I know anything goes here, you should have a place you can post your particular shit, but almost everything, (ALMOST) overlaps with things you can get from other boards, and that would make them more active and more worthy of browsing. You're not locked to one board.

I don't say permanent ban for all porn, I meant that removing porn from /b/ even though it's a pink board would still allow tits, dick, gore, mutilation, poor defenseless animal rekt. It just means less of the absolute /soc/ tier of interests, "I know this chick, I got a couple lewds of her" or "I tricked a girl into sending me selfies" threads, that really do take up the majority.

I'd rather 50 rekt threads than 51 awesome vagina tits.

>>731775569
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>>731784595
This nigger gets it.

>>731783280
We all want to get off but other boards move too slow. There's always a guy who might have a "win" who is talking to a girl and they sit around for an hour before getting nothing and the thread 404s
a noble goal maybe in 2006, but we're well past begging for random tits just to not like them. Every girl has nudes nowadays and gives them to SOMEONE.

>>731775569

No memes.
No porn.

>>731775569
I'd make an NSFW pony board and ban any lewd pony images that don't exist in the confines of the board. Also fluffy would count there and be considered bannable on /b/.

>>731775569
no niggers.
perfect world.