Dumping my ex gf's boob job /b/

That shit looks botched

>>731768687
Jesus christ

>>731768687
hello infection

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Here's pre-boob job pics

>>731768687
Did y'all do this at home?

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Just for you /b/, face and body

>>731770238
i prefer the before ones

How do they look now? healed/fixed whatever

>>731770439
I dunno, they're attached to a crazy narcissistic abusive cunt

>>731770427
cute face! shame about the tit job tho

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Moar

>>731770567
yeah i learned the hard way about sticking my dick in crazy too. wish i still had the pics of the cunt tho

post more of what ya have of her too plz

>>731770670
yes!

should've gotten lipo first

lol gross

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Ass

>>731770670
yes please!

>>731770812
hope you got one with her pulling it up a bit higher too

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She's batshit crazy. She's been in mental institutions before

>>731770964
But I bet the sex was amazing!

And you survived! She didn't kill you while sleeping


more pics plz

>>731768644
You bought her new tits

She left you

For a nigger

cuck

>>731771480
what flavor was her crazy? bibolar? schizo?

also more pics plz

I'm going to masturbate to these pics while asphixiating myself with my grandmother's bathrobe belt

Y'all definitely did this shit at home...

Haha revenge porn

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Her new bf

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>>731771594
Narcissistic personality

>>731772027
Looks like any other basic white bitch.

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>>731772027
If you can't compete with THAT dude, OP, my man, I have bad news for you...

>>731772159
>>731772027

gold digger confirmed

I want to slide my dirty penis between her crusty tits

>>731772027
he looks like a dick.

>>731772099
dodged a bullet with her. that shit doesn't get better. almost always gets worse w age.

more pics. any more nudes left?

>>731772027

>Another "OP it's an ugly, poor, manlet, king" thdr

>>731772027
i'm willing to bet that is OP

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>>731772202
BINGO WE HAVE A WINNER

>>731772099
>narcissistic
sounds like a normal woman to me

Post her number plz

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>>731772506
Nah. Some dick she started fucking for his sheckles

Should have paid the extra bucks to have it done thru her armpits.

>>731772665
but then where did you get all these pics?

bahamas was definitely pre boob job, which means the new BF paid for those big ol fake titties, unless im missing something

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>>731771594
Moar tits. Running out of nudes

>meet grill fall in love buy her things
>get mad break up post her nudes
>all over interweb for all to see
>get back together
>regret

i know a few who have done this
>KeK

>>731773010
should have paid extra to have an actual Doctor do it.
>not the DIY home kit

Pics of cuck and the nigger? ? Do whatever u want with these digits 1440 *rap beat* 610-1246

Show pics of nigger and cuck plz

>>731768687
good god
don't they usually do the incision in the armpit?

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>>731768644
10/10

>>731772555
>witnessed

I'd hit that like a battered wife

>>731773535
sometimes. the really high money ones are through the belly button I think

>>731773233
holy fuck that light switch/wall

>>731768644

looks great, man

>>731768644
ruined a perfectly good pair of tits, and what I assume was a perfectly good pair of nips to boot

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>>731773233
moar like this

>>731772027
Damn son, money '''can''' buy happiness

Oh fucking boy, add the white man so this can be classic I'd say to switch roles but it'd be racist cuz it's a nigger being cucked and they were slaves.or something anyways no more DIY surgeries or revenge porn niggas take an acid.tab and relaxx chill on this thread

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>>731773674

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No more light switches unfortunately :(

>>731773860
> quotes not on happiness.
You may not have been reading the thread or checked out the post surgery pictures.

>>731773997
wat

>>731774045
I'd settle for more like this one

>>731773997
O shit waddup

>>731774045
more?

>>731770728

My thoughts exactly

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Moar of the face

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Face

>>731774372
nice thanks!

can you post a few more. gotta sleep very soon

>>731774053
I was trying to bold, guess that's not a thing anymore

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Oohhhh KYS

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>>731774136

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Here's a sneaky shot

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Josh limbo MOTHERFUCKER

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>>731774503
Like this?

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Cuck or be cucked

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What did her tits look like after they healed/got amputated as a result of gangrene?

>>731774810
whatever you can that looks good

>>731774918
was curious about this too

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>>731775034
Derp

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That's the nigger cucking you all

>>731775167
At least you got to enjoy her back when her tits looked good.

more

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>OP here
one last pic

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Indians get cucked too fagget

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>>731775399
I love you
>you get the foot

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>>731768687

I'd love to spill my seed onto that foot

>>731773412
No one said, "kek" the first time because it wasn't that funny. Saying it over and over isn't going to make it more funny.

>>731775799
Oh, the humanity!

her old boobs were sad, to say the least

but her new boobs are weird, and I think that's worse, cuz they're fake

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Puff puff pass hittin on that gas yes my name's Tyrone and im cuckin yo ass

>>731775929
''Twas a good joke

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>>731776031
LOL

>>731776062
It was a mediocre joke that made completely unfunny by your desperate attempt to be patted on the back for it.

>>731776031
Pass me the cheese bro

>>731776154
Lmao your a fagget man

>>731776190
NO

Since you got that cheese on...

Haberdashery

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ANGERY REACTS ONLY

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>>731775716

>google img for "cancer tattoo"
>literally the 5th one on the page

>>731775799
are those fake?

>>731776446
LOL

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CUCKS TURN GUYS SO ANGRY REACTS

>>731768687
What country was this done in?!

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>>731776307
YES

>>731776190
this is a crabman thread

>>731776929
FUCK YEAH

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When the squad wanna get turnt but instead you feel like going nuts prank calling 2 Faggets ruin your own relationship then somehow end up on this thread oh man you guys have no idea


"Destinations make you stop "

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>>731777096

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>>731777096
>Cuck or be cucked

My dad's penis.

>>731777267
I just fucking came
>sauce?

I will climb higher than the clouds and do a better job than your fake excuse for a human being ever imagined because I don't carry the baggage of misery loves company that causes you to fall on your ass every time. What did you say was the definition of insanity? Lol for sure. Watch me and learn for one day you really will know what REAL stands for. Thank you for turning my pain and anger into determination or maybe I should thank myself. Throw me to the wolves. I will not come back leading the wolves as you do. I will come back but I promise you they will not show and I will be alone.

Bostlidge

>>731768644
>>731768687
>>731768715
>>731768767
Who the fuck did that shit??? Dr. Bodge-up!!!

#REKT

Lmao reminds me of the time I was watching hentai with my dad (father son thing). We were watching until a bit where the dad was raping his daughter, then my sister came in and my dad came because we were foolin around, litttle did he know his penis was pointed at my face, went up my nostril and I started sneezing profusely. My dad has dementia btw.

R.I.P my dad's legs made of meat and cheese.

All birth control does is allow women to be whores and remove the consequences from their actions. Yes I know the usual rap "bla bla it helps my period", but honestly its a load of horseshit, women have gotten along just fine for thousands and thousands of years without "the pill". The introduction of birth control coincided with the beginning of the destruction of the nuclear family and 2nd wave feminism, both of which have reeked havoc on our society. Why don't we export all of our birth control pills to Africa all the brown countries before we destroy our birthrates with birth control and abortion, both of those things having a negative manifold effect on our society, "forcing" the hand of our "leaders" to import millions of 3rd world people to replace the whites who were not born and to replace our population, and also destroying our family values by allowing women to slut around with little to no consequences.

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never seeen a girls salsa

>>731777818

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

This post gave me herpes.

Have you ever seen an anime raid boss fight? Those are some intense, fast paced, action-filled, highly interactive combat sequences with a notable Z-axis. Even Log Horizon, which tries to make most every attack correspond to a named ability you could hypothetically press on your bar, looks a lot more like a spectacle than anything I could actually play (Though, I think the pre-trapped-in-mmo gameplay snaps look realistic). Then there's SAO and stuff where it's just full on anime battling (Which, to be fair, SAO is in VR).

Also, right now i'm watching quan zhi gao shou, which is 100% over the top ridiculous 200 APM no gcd skill chaining which is fun to watch but would be impossible to play.

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Man where Tyrone the cuck master at gotta hand full of dat ass for that gas and a white man

>>731777990
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

I kinda know how ya feel man I USED to feel it. But when i found out about astral projection well it changed meh. Astral Projecion is basicly leaving your physchial body and going into another reality like our own. Basicly if you astral projected you could tell your self to go to high school dxd world and Yes you would be there and everything would be like in the show even parts you didnt know. You could join riases peerage and maybe get her to fall for you. And when you want to leave you can simply say go back to my body and you will be back waking up in shitty reality. And if you go back you will notice that no time as past since you came there so you can basicly live 2 lives a physchial 1 and an astral 1 with your wiafu. If you want to live there forever than the only option for you is to kys because when you die you leave the body so you could just go to high school dxd world forever and have kids and live a happy life with rias for eternity. Hope this cures your depression just google astral projection and there would be many tutorials on it. Happy rias loving. PS: i projected last night

>>731776269
You should be happy; you're finally getting the attention you wanted.

You should be happy. You're finally getting the cheese suit you wanted.

>>731778054
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

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>>731768644
thank you, based op

> femanon here
> <3

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>>731778229
>Suit made of edible dairy products

>>731778105
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>731778456
but who was phone?!?!??!!!

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

>>731778626
Understandable. Have a nice day.

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

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>>731778795

I like to blow my load into turtleneck sweaters.

>>731778894
>I also like to blow my load inside turtles

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>>731778982

>>731770193
Well at least the finished result was an improvement anyway

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>>731770964
Kek she looks the crazy type

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>>731779378

>>731779378
It really wasn't mate.

>>731779582
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually identify as your dad's butthole

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How do I look /b/?

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I AIN'T RACIST THIS NIGGERS BLACK

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West side cucks

Rollin down the street in a piece of cheese