Dubs decides. Lets get some butterface nudes

ay bb, let's see u spread dem cheeks

tryna let a fat nigga fuck bb was up

Let's make a deal. You keen to hear it?

>>731759207
reroll

eaat ass

shallow and pedantic.

Hi Abbey, I have autism. Autism is a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts. Can we still be friends?

>>731758702

Those glasses look cute on you.

>>731759207
roll

>>731759364
Then "Lol I mean hey"

Hey, nice tits. Want to fuck?

>>731759444
winner winner chicken dinner

>>731758702
well hello, my cock is ready, knees weak arms spaghetti.

>>731759359
rawl

Do your tits stand out as much as your nose does?

Okay I want to make a deal with you... about exchanging cuddles... if you want to hear it... heh...

>>731759723

>>731759723
reroll

>>731759723
rolling

Okay, so, you're really hot and I want to make a deal with you... about exchanging cuddles... if you want to hear it... heh...

>>731759799
winrar

fake and gay.

>>731760067
And if you say no, I'll kill myself. I have no luck on here and I've been thinking about this for a while.

I have a latex allergy so we will skin and I'll just bust on your face. Deal?

>>731760067

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you as a stupid, useless, vapid, blubbering meat puppet.

>>731760282

Rolling for great justice.

im posting our conversation to reddit for faggy upvoats.

>>731760282

Kek. Do it op.

show me ur dick.

>>731759359
roll

Okay, well. I'm keen to spend a weekend binging Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

>>731760465
rolling

>>731760278
well, not so much cuddles. more like burying my dick into you until you see god

>>731760435
god dammit roll

>>731760426
reroll

>>731760465
reroll

>>731760500
winrar

Suck my dick and I'll suck yours

You kinda look like my sister. Nudes?

>>731760500
check em

And by that I mean I'm keen to spend a weekend binging Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

Would you like to see my prolapsed anus, m'lady? *tips neckbeard*

Well by that I mean I'm keen to spend a weekend binging Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

>>731760465
roll

... by that I mean I'm keen to spend a weekend binge watching Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

>>731760600
winner lol

>>731760600
Winrar

>>731760278
I like to keep the lights on, is that cool with you?

>>731760500
OP better deliver

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>>731760600
Op here will post after reply

>>731760728
kek

>>731760728
post before reply in case she unmatches.
it makes your sex advances seem playful

>>731760665
I thought they had to be consecutive? But hell I'll bump!

>>731760728
You're a total bro OP!

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquiescence

>>731758702
nigger

>>731760728
Charge your phone!!!!!!#

>>731760900
winrar

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Kek

>>731760777
praise kek.

>>731760962
RIP

>>731760962
Praise

>>731760962
Fantastic

>>731760777
Waste of Trips

>>731760962
jesus, please hold of on this one till she responds>>731760900

>>731760962
how not to pick up bitches

>>731761081
Absolutely. I honor all dubs

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>>731760962
>>731760728
god damn anon delivered

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>>731761078
777 for kek is a waste? do you truly worship our lord?

>>731761081
roll

what is her answer?

>>731761208
Yes.

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Op here seems we lost her. Try again

>>731758702
To be honest she's not that bad looking considering what else waddles around on that app

>>731761591
What's up my nigger?

>>731761591
Wow, you're gorgeous. Say, I'm keen to spend a weekend binge watching Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

>>731761657
roll

>>731761677
winrar

you look like a hentai babe

>>731761677
epic

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Shes back

>>731760962
You don't need us for this you're handling it masterfully.

Continue
Bump

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

>>731761591
You are so beautiful,
And I don't mean to be pushy,
But if you don't mind,
Could you show me your epidermis?

>>731761755
Ah so you're into niggers

>>731761755
What is that GIF?

>>731761755
that's not a no

>tfw I've been on tinder for months and only made one match that never replyed

>>731761834
Reroll

>>731761755
Holy shit she wants your dick OP
She's starved for cock
Poor thing :(

>Is she posting a black guy because she's asking how big your dick is in comparison to nigger stereotypes?

>>731761811
HAMMMERRR

>>731761755
There's some bisexual orgy scenes in there too so do you have any other guy friends that want to join us? Preferably ones with nice big dicks

>>731761755
If you keep playing hard to get I'll track you down, skin you alive, dislocate your spine, boil it, and use it as my new butt plug

>>731761755
"give me a chance. I'm amazing in bed if you're into rape play"

>>731761947
Roll for OG girl

>>731761755
That's a yes right?

>>731761755
THAT IS A FALSE FLAG REPLY. I KNOW YOURE STILL INTERESTED
I WILL MEME YOU INTO MY CAVE. RRRREEEEEEEEE
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>731761952
roll

>>731761952
rollerino

>>731761591
What a surprise, but for this one "I think you pick is stunning!" then "Are you a photographer, or just hella good with filters?"

>>731761947
Rolling to say to OP girl

>>731760278
Damn, that really worked, ill try that

>>731761947
can say this to either or both girls

ughh reroll for you look like a hentai babe

>>731761952
kek this

>>731762066
winner! say it to both

>>731761952
roll

>>731758702
You're pretty cute, can I buy a drink?

>>731761591
Troy rhymes with aeroleas
I think all powerful black jesus is giving you a sign
Lemme see them chocolate milk dispensers

Roll
Or just post it anyway

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Lets focus on abbey

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>>731761657
Roll

>>731761952
How about, "If you keep playing hard to get I'll drop the weirdness haha"

>>731761952
rollerino rollerino give me el dubserino

>>731761960
>Troy
Send her a Trojan horse pic, with a text of a free dinner tonight.
Don't show up ;^)

>>731762197
Kek

>>731762233
lmao winner

FUCKING DO IT>

>>731762233
OP is getting arrested

>>731761811
send it.

>>731762289
Fuck me abbey or troy

>>731762432
if this post is dubs, to both. If not, to the first girl

rolling its lit anon

Peg my sloppy ass.

>>731762197
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Abbey shut up and fuck me

Kinda getting gay in here.

>>731762526
>girl
Im trying to get tits not jailtime fuck

OP is a faggot and wont post, classic

Would you be up to doing ass-to-ass with a strung out heroin junkie sometime this weekend?

>>731762889
Classic faggit OP

Post more to seem desperate more.

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Hair or bare?

I would generally appreciate a photographic image of your erect penis, please, to facilitate my gay masturbation.

>>731763185
rolling for alley

you reek of desperation. And I am a huge faggot.

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Abbey unmatched. Troy is dead lets go again

>>731763566

Truth

>>731763574
rolling for this >>731763378

>>731763574
You into anal?

>>731763574
#buttstuff2017

>>731761811
>>731762066
>>731762233
>>731763566

Quite being a cunt, OP, and send these.

>>731763574
i hope that's you on the right. lefty doesn't look like she swallows

>>731763566
Just havin fun. Giving /b/ entertainment

>>731763574
Only retarded basic bitches wear flower crowns.
I bet you use the dog filter.

are you a squirter? would love to drink your running juice.

>>731763906
reroll

I want to cook optimise the structural integrity of your anus

op is a cool guy

Okay, well let's get down to brass tacks here. I'm keen to spend a weekend binging Game of Thrones and re-enacting the sex scenes as they come on the screen if you are?

>>731763862
#analfisting2017

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Roll for the chubby bitch too. Put name in request

I would love to buy you something. What is the most expensive thing in your Amazon wishlist? My treat!

>>731764095
I like your face, it reminds me of Jabba the Hutt.

>>731764095
I heard all fat chicks are into anal that true?

>>731764189
reroll

>>731764189
lmao roll

Morgan.
Are you ticklish? I bet I could make you jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.

>>731764088
winrar

>>731764095
Are you into piss play ?

>>731758702
Wanna see my yugioh collection?

>>731764211
checked homie

>>731764209
if any girls say yes to that and you don't fuck them right in the pussy, then op is the biggest fag ever

>>731764095
To the .Chubby one: Hey i Thought the whale season was over. grooouuut grouttt (hello in whale idiom)

>>731764189
Roll

MOREgan.

How do you like your weiners? Dick style, or hot dogs?

>>731764328
kek

>>731764377
bro >>731764328
>>731764211

Ey, morgan! How would you like to see my organ?

That rhymes. Now show me your tits.

Op here we may be dead in the water will update if i get replies

>>731764209

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>>731758702

Repeating digits are pleasing to people with classic autism. These people enjoy recognizing patterns and are often infatuated with numbers.

The very definition of mental illness.

Look it up, it's fairly common knowledge.

>>731764328
You're very unattractive however I wouldn't mind splooging in your fupa, sound okay?

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Roll for nikki

Kate: Why are you ignoring me. Don't ignore me. Love me. Why won't you love me? At least for 12 minutes. Just love me for 12 minutes and then you can clean up and go home.

roses are red
violets are blue
show me your tits, or I'll rape you

>>731764631
reroll

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>>731761078
>777
>waste of trips

Please consider the following:

Nikki needs some dickki?

>>731764663
Roll for this

>>731764088
this again then

>>731764645
yolo me some fiery nipp pics

>>731764663
"and" not "or"

>>731764688
i literally got 5 dubs in the span of 2 minutes what am i

>>731764645
does the carpet match the pubes?

Wanna try anal cause yolo right

>>731764688
winrar bro

ask the ginger if it's true what they say about gingers?

have you ever fucked a dog?

>>731763574
Wanna see my yu-gi-oh collection?

>>731764663
>>731764773
damn, always off by one

>>731764645
Wanna see my yu-gi-oh collection?

>>731761078
Praising Kek is never a waste of trips you stupid filthy nigger

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Dubs decides

>>731764645
How many dead clowns would it take to turn a 20 foot lighthouse into former president Obama's left shoe?

>>731764899
???So must you now send this screenshot to her? Please yes.

>>731764982
reroll

>>731764940
fuck off faggot

>>731764940
i'm up to your mom. are you a good child?

>>731764982
>731764982
rolling

>>731765035
Am grill

>>731764982
This

>>731764940
Fuck off fgt

>>731764940
I would want to join ISIS how to?

>>731765077
WINRAR

If tou don't send me nude pics i swear on my mother's grave i will find wjere you live then tie you and your family up then murder your family in front of you before i rape and murder you bitch. I'm not fucking lying either this is a real fucking threat.

I think I love ewes.

>>731764940
Gtfo my thread and head back to the trap threads fag

>>731765089
reroll

>>731764982
rerlooerino

>>731765132
I'm a girl asshole

Your ginger hair makes my bellybutton turn from an innie to an outie.

>>731765070
Tell him to fuck off

On a related note, I got to swipe on a woman's tinder last week. Lots of cringe OC there man, I almost started to feel sorry for girls.

>>731765204
proof? you have none

roll for "tie me up like my uncle did when I was 6, it makes me so wet"

>>731764940
dick suckung maratone

>>731765204
tits w timestamp or gtfo

Have you ever played the peanut butter game with your dog?

>>731765204
Tits and stamp or gtfo

>>731765204
Tits or gtfo

Down 4 piss play?

>>731764940
Your S

>>731765266
checked, do it

>>731765266
Send it!

Want to go for a cup of tea.

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>>731765354

>>731765204
Tits with timestamp or gtfo nigger

>>731765385
get the fuck outta here fag go back to pol

>>731765342
Op here. Respect the dubs

>>731765409
Tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>731765204
No girls on the internet

>>731765419
not sure how to reply to that, thanks? oo btw i like your thread it's given me mad dubs

>>731765409
Post tits with a timestamp or gtfo

>>731765204
No tits?
No timestamp?
Gtfo whore

>>731765558
gtfo newfag RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731765558
Show tits in gratitude-op

That's not gone well.

>>731764328
I gotta see the repliesss

>>731765671
listen i'm gay

ey bb, u like it raw?

My father used to beat me

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Last one ill try. Landwhale on right lets get some fat girl nides

What kinda mudflaps you got?

>>731765737
Theyve all been dead

>>731765878
Rolling

>>731765842
>Oh sorry I swiped for your friend. What's her number?

>>731765842
Mmmmm baby u thick like molasses given to me by my nigger slaves

I got a hotpocket for you if you send me that nasty-nasty!

>>731765939
rollerino

>>731765842
lose weight, both of you.

Tits or gtfo

if i fucked you, and u died, would u wanna be buried, Cremated or Melted into bars of soap?

>>731765939
rolling

>>731765978
reroll

>>731765842
Hey Babe, i wanna orbitate on that big jupiter ass!

>>731766003
reroling

>>731765939
roll

Hey, You live in toledo? Is it pretty cool there right now? Probably not sweating much yet, eh?

>>731765842
I bet ur pussy tastes like shrimp fried rice

>>731765978
rerolling

>>731766066
GOTEM

Do you go with "thick" or "big boned"?

>>731765939
kek grant me dubs

I got a 50 lb bag of IAMS kibble if you wanna come over and party.

>>731766190
Yeah. This one is over. She's never heard that before, I'm sure.

Goodnight sweet prince.

>>731766190
kek post reaction

>>731758702
Abbey ? Is that short for Abigail? My name is I suck nigger cock.

>>731766266
unless she's a SJW you can expect nothing

The idea is to get nudes, not creep them out or piss them off so they stop responding.

It's not fun if they don't respond you dumbasses.

Congrats on matching with moot, faggot

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In honor of this thread dying here is some oc ass from op

>>731766343
>ice dildo in bong

>>731766343
OP you're an okay guy
if you ever want to exchange nudes hmu on kik

>>731766306
that's the thing, she probably is

>>731766190
Will you lick peanut butter off my balls tho?

>>731766433
>not icing your bong
it's smoother

>>731766343
not the best body OP but it's good enough for me
are you from adelaide?

>>731766441
I need an s4 battery to access all of the vids and pics of this girl

>>731766448
I quit smoking. I was just pointing out the ice dildo. I've smoked out of plenty of iced bongs. I prefer joints and blunts.

>>731766312
Lmao no, otherwise you should make a fake account with a male model's pictures. You wouldn't believe the shit you can get away with if you're hot. The only difference between being a creep and being cocky is how hot she thinks you are.

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Honestly dont really have to fake it have tons of matches just like to fuck with em

Btw this was my first /b/ thread after 8 years of lerking. Expect more

>>731767153
well thanks op. I had a good time

>>731767361
Untill next time someone want to send me an s4 battery that is charged will be greatly rewarded

>>731766482
No clue where that even is