Secrets Thread! Share the secrets you want the world to know!

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>>731758223
I live in an apartment complex with parking garage that has no cameras. every couple days early in the morning i'll siphon a little gas out of other people's cars then put it in my own. I haven't paid for gas in 3 months.

My husband is currently fucking a 22 year old boy and wants to divorce me and have him move into our house. I want him dead.

>>731758425
Clever

its been about 10 months since i first met you. the silly chick who played the game.. you were sweet, you know. cruel but sweet. the perfect combination..
the way you looked at me.. a way no one had for a very long time... it was obvious you liked me, not that you attempted to hide it. but i was happy to play that game with you.
we were too alike, you and i. and if things were different i would have asked you out the moment you slipped your arm with mine while walking by the water.. no one ever did that with me.. i wish you knew that i started working out cause you reminded me of that feeling i didnt know i missed... the feeling of being desired. i wish you knew i dropped 60 pounds now cause i want that feeling you gave me back.

i wish you knew how i appreciate you. and i hope you do know id do anything to help you like you helped me. and one day, i hope to look you in the eyes... and say Thank You

All those with the Dark Triad personality types (narcissist, psychopath, Machiavellian) should be marked with a symbol or maybe even just euthanized. Identifying them should be helped when neurological/genetic markers and biological predispositions are better known and able to indicate them with great accuracy.

>>731758689
B8

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>>731758223
My secrets are semi-public. That's no secret to many, but it is a secret to a few.

>>731758689

I wish I wasn't married so I could go and meet up with this adorable little trap I met online. So.. more power to him.

I molested my 7 year old cousin twice while he was sleeping on two separate occasions. I was 17 at the time. He has no clue and looks up to me

>>731758223
I've been listening to a lot of music with female singers, I think it might have something to do with me being a 23 y/o virgin.

I'm better and smarter than 99 percent of those on 4chan.

I don't want to get in the robot

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>>731758223

used to be able to suck my own cock if I stretched for a long time and really worked at it. did it whenever I could (less than a dozen times because it wasn't easy and hurt my back when I did).

>yep, you bet I swallowed.

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>>731758223
When my parents aren't home i dress up in a white sheet then i shave my ass hair and i glue it to my face, then i sneak over to my neighbour and fuck his goat pretending to be a muslim

sometimes i bump threads.

>>731759984
I agree. Unfortunately, those who have the power to make that law would sign their own death sentence, so it's not going to happen.

>>731760242
so your secrets are mostly not secrets.

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>>731762001
>suck my own cock

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>>731758223

worst.secrets.thread.evah

>>731764576
Yeah you're probably right. The goodhearted powerful types seem to be few and far between.

Sometimes I go to a small pond, pick up some leeches, clean them and let them crawl up my urethra. They don't suck blood and the sensation when they try to (and eventually do) enter the bladder is literally orgasmic. I piss them out afterwards, never had an infection.

>>731764964
top 5 maybe, not #1

It's probably not really a secret but I've got a major inferiority complex. I'm not that smart (I'm not dumb but my IQ is 120 or so) and probably doomed to a middle or upper middle class lifestyle. Which is fine and I know logically I should be thankful. Its just frustrating being sort of kind of near the cusp of being smart enough to be able to do something great but never being able to do anything remarkable. First world millenial problems I know.

I've used a North Korean flag as a blanket for two years.

>>731765460

far less than the bottom 5

>worst evah

I assisted my ex gf to fuck a friend's dog

>>731766150
>there needs to be more dog and cousin fucking

>>731759510
I found the neckbeard fedora wearing mothers basement dweller

>>731758223
I found and saved the topless selfies on my daughters phone.

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I work in a government headquarters and we get 5,000 Dollar Donations from a specific person every 2 months, we don't record it or talk about it, my PC is literally a hand me down paid for by that person

>>731760341
Details?

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>>731766427

exactly

or just more ANYTHING

>more

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>>731766956

I've shot eleven negros on my city. Never get near caught. They always blame gangs.

>>731767697
>negros
do you live in 1950's ohio?

bermp 4 stuff

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>>731766956
>>731767276

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>>731768464
I love this

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>>731768554

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>>731766888
Pic related

>>731760574

who isn't?

>145 IQ
>$350K earned last year
>big house
>pool
>live in paradise
>/btard like the rest of you, just my life is better

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>>731758223
Getting a bit nervous/desperate over my lack-of-a-job situation. My parents think I don't care, but they don't realize that I'm becoming more and more of a nervous wreck as each day passes.

>>731769149
i've been there, just somehow let them know that you really do care.

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>>731769149
Entry Level Job will Appease your parents and make you feel less like a Failure

>>731759510
Bitch this aint craigslist missed connections lmao

>>731769313
different anon here, whenever i feel like shit i go read missed connections and laugh at all of the desperate losers there and realize I am far from rock bottom.

Ii just left the house to have sex with my friends gf who lives next to me. Feel pretty bad. I'm now pretty worried he'll find out.

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>>731769422
Same anon lol same but i go to the m4m section a read them they are fucking hilarious

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>>731769305
I'm like Spock; my emotions are very-well concealed and controlled. They wouldn't know if I were serious or not, and they barely listen to much of what I have to say as it is. They like to compare me to other family members as well.

>>731769306
I've been applying to those left and right, even went to a couple of temp-agencies with no help. I'm going back up to one on Monday, since they didn't call me back for 2 weeks and wouldn't even answer their phone.

>>731769597
yeah, pretty much all of the personals section is loser gold.

>>731769627
time to start prostituting your butthole on backpage or cl

>>731769655
I think i lost the screen cap but i saw a mentally handicapped quadrapilegic ad with pics

I still post my ex gf on here even though I got caught

>>731769789
you didnt respond??

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>>731769764
But I'm in the one part of the country that has the highest prevalence of HIV/AIDS. Having a twink-like body only exacerbates the problem.

I think I'll just sell plasma.

>>731758425
So basically you're a nigger.

>>731769149
Tell them that. I was thinking n the same situation. They were very understanding and it was a load off my back.

>>731770005
are you black? or have an ethnic name? if so, could be why youre not getting hired.

>>731769883
Well may as well do it again

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>>731770214
I would....but I've already kind of messed up early in life. I can never be the soldier they really want for a son.

>>731770223
I'm black, yes (with a relatively simple name), but educated with 2 degrees (neither are STEM; poor guidance and poor judgement on my own end) and no criminal record. I really don't get it, especially when I see felons with barely so much as a GED getting jobs they don't even want no problem.

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>>731770411
>over-educated nigger
now ive seen it all!!1!

>>731770411
I felt the same man. Then when I told them my shit they were relieved that I actually cared and wasn't just coasting but had legit shit I was going through. It was a relief to us both

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>>731770562
Welp....it was either get busy studying, or get busy dying.

>>731770584
That's good. I mean, my parents *do* know that I've been applying and such, but nothing seems to be working, and it looks more like the last few years of my life in college/uni was just an epic waste of time and money. I've been feeling the same way lately, and it's been becoming difficult to find the motivation to keep going. But, I know I have to, and I want to.

>>731770411
>I can never be the soldier they really want for a son
not with that attitude

>>731758223
I'm seeing my cousin's ex wife. She's 49, I'm 22.

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>>731770860
Or my RE-codes....
>I've already washed out twice
>I can never reenlist, even if there were to be a Draft

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>>731769583

you don't deserve that sweet pussy you beta faggot. grow a set of balls and maybe then you'll be able to fuck her and enjoy your bounty.

>>731770837
You'll be ok anon. Just keep doing the best you can and you'll end up ok.

>>731771285
Yea.,.I'm worried about the consequences, man. Lose my best friend and possibly more for 15 mins of pleasure....I think I fucked up.

>>731771412
this. you just have to hold on to what you've got cause it doesn't make a difference if you make it or not, just give it a shot

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>>731771755
Go on....

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>>731771755
I hope to find more people that know her to share

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>>731771579
Thanks. I'm sure *something* has to come through. Just getting nervous, with my first student loan payment coming up next month. Still kind of upset about those who misguided me though.

>>731771962
you can almost always defer your student loan repayment if you cant pay on it now, with no negative consequences. just talk to your lender

>>731771924
whats the tattoo on her ass? Kind looks like shit

>>731771962
Welcome to adulthood, friend. It's all a series of decisions that effect your life. Some seemingly insignificant decisions end up having huge consequences. But all you gotta do is your best and in the long run, you'll be ok. There will be some years where it seems you're fucked. There will be some years where you feel you're on top of the world. Both of these things will come to an end and you'll settle somewhere in the middle.

>>731772220
dif anon here, clearly a bird

>>731758223
Deciding whether or not to kill a random. I think about it a lot. Just to get attention.
Im very sad and i dont have people to talk to who will take me serious about my homocidle thoughts i just got out of prison for aggravated battery in a public place with a deadly weapon and before i did it i was thinking the same shit.

Just wanna take a bat to some girl or guys head and just keep swinging maybe get a few others before i get caught. "I Dont wanna go back to prison though" is the only reason i aint done it yet. I walk around with knives and clubs kinda hoping a oppurtunity comes but when it does i think of what i will miss out on.

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>>731772210
....I didn't know this. I guess I'll see what I can do, because if I can, it would be greatly helpful. My original post-college plan failed because I was rejected from the English teaching position in Japan that I applied for.

>>731772256
True. Hm....I guess I've been freaking over nothing.

>>731772492
GTA much?

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I've decided to boycott Wal-Mart.

>>731772589
I deferred my loan payments for a couple years, but i'd pay something on it once in a while if i could, but didnt have to.

>>731772492
Dude, please get mental help. Those thoughts aren't normal or natural, and you're probably suffering from a mental illness. In fact, you most definitely are. Just because you have no one to talk to, doesn't mean you shouldn't seek actual help.

Please do, for the sake of yourself and the others around you.

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>>731771536

own it enjoy it faggot. don't get caught.

jeeezus, don't you kids know anything?

>>731760283

Of course, this beautiful little trap is probably ten years my junior, too.. still legal.. but it would complicate things. I still want to be with her.

>>731758223
Im bi.
How does my family not know this yet? Im not THAT good at acting, does my dad really think i was just "curious" about gay porn? My mom's bi too, why do i not have the guts to tell them, they wont judge! Wtf is wrong with me?!

>>731772964

Unless you're planning on dating someone of the same sex, why would you tell them?

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I have a delima where I feel like I can do so much more on a computer than with pen and paper
but when I try using my mouse I instantly get frustrated
now I'm like 30 dollars away from being able to actually do it but I'm so shit at making money
that I immediately go to selling things
but I'm like
out of shit to sell
all I have is my bed and my computer
and now I don't have a phone because I've been broke for so long
making it even harder for me to get a job
even if I wasn't too depressed to even try
I just feel
so frustrated
and I got like a little glimpse of something I might be able to get good at one day

hhhhhhhhhhhh
/vent

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>>731772760
I genuinely didn't know this was a thing. Now that I do, maybe I could consider getting something that would *actually* pay me back (like a trade or coding cert) and make paying this looming debt easier. Hm....
>learning more from /b/ than I do from people irl

>>731772692
I havent boycotted wm but i havent shopped there in a long time. last time i did, i knowingly went through the "20 items or less" express checkout with 21 items. was scared security was watching and would detain me and ban me from the store and file a criminal lawsuit against me. luckily that didnt happen but i, pretty sure they have my pic in their office and would do so as soon as i walked in the store.

>>731772964
Uh Idk
Just tell em man, theyll probably try and grill you because a lot of parents think Bisexuality can only be discovered through sexual experimentation, but after that at least you can say you tried to tell them

>>731772492
Assuming you're not larping (as we all do here) don't do that man. That's someone's kid, brother, father, sister, mother, etc. Figure out why you're angry.

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>>731773102
MY GOD, THE SICK PEOPLE WHO BROWSE THIS BOARD.

>>731773083

It depends on where your loans are from. If they're federal loans, you can. If it's a private loan.. well.. it might depend.

>>731773083
it is never in anyone's best interest, you nor the lender, for you to default on the loan.

>>731758689
>>22 year old
>>boy
Choose one. Keep your story consistent.
Also details? Is the guy cute?

>>731772760
Yea but they'll take your tax return payments. At least in this country. Plus interest.

>>731772831
How do I know she won't tell him? Or tell her friends and they gossip like school girls. Tell me how to prevent being caught, senpai?

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>>731773227
They're federal. For the last couple of years, I had to rely on federal ones because I couldn't get many grants. The most classes I could take per semester were 3.

>>731773272
That's what I've been afraid of doing the most. It's really why I avoided Sallie Mae, because they're apparently notorious for that.

I want to fuck just about every teenage boy I see, but society says that's wrong.

>>731773401

Then yes, defer them.

>>731773406

Depends. Lots of places, 16 is legal AOC. Also, guy? Girl?

>>731772964
They'll probably be ok about it once they digest it. Everyone I know who came out to their parents ended up having their parents accept it. Some took a while as that can be a shock if you seem straight. But the reality is the probably already know.

>>731773301
only if you default on the loan. if you have an agreement set up with them then they cant break the contract until you do.

>>731770959
The army is not what it was. I know from experience. It's in bad shape right now despite what everyone things. Pussy and spoiled brat children have took over the military. It's why I left and it makes me very sad. The shape this country is in but I still would go back and die so no one else would have too.

I'm afraid that my shota fetish may ruin my chances of keeping a gf, then again it may go away if I were to have a gf

>>731773515

16 is like borderline, I would prefer younger. Im a guy.

>>731773102
Don't go back there, lad. I beg you.

>>731758689
u probably suck, er, I mean, don't suck... er...

whatever, u kno what i mean

>>731773726
dont worry, i wont. i dont even drive near it in case they got my licence plate #

>>731769583
friends come and go all the time so why not be cummin and going? Seriously the memories you have with him are gonna pale in comparison to nailing that dirty slut

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>>731773515
I'll look into it. Thanks a bunch, seriously.

>>731773596
I washed out in 2008. I went to Basic at Sill just before it became co-ed, and it was pretty rough; we had some old-school Drills who would smoke us just for looking wrong (and they did). Now apparently, I hear it's gotten much...'softer.'

I've done some gay things when I was younger can't say I'm proud of it I guess I was just too young to know better

I'm currently rubbing my dick lol

>>731773587
Well not the guy who asked in the first place but I defaulted due to dire circumstances and it's pretty much fucked me (credit wise).

My wife has 3 younger sisters, all 3 of them have tasted my cum in some food or drink over the years.

I also use their panties to jerk off every chance I get, love those little sluts

>>731773596
I know some firefighters. They say the same shit about that.

>>731773030
The only reason im not dating anyone of the same sex is because all of my recent crushes over the years have been straight. I prefer guys honestly, its just i wouldnt deny a cute girl whos dtf either. I want to tell them at some point tho, because sooner or later i think it will be necessary, not to mention its part of who i am and i feel its important

>>731774034
Spy cam
GET ON IT!

>>731773924

I regret not trying stuff out when I had the chance.

>>731773174
>>731773581
Thanks /b/ros. I still dont know if ill have the courage to do it soon, but ill try and get myself to do so.

>>731772964
Any vids of your mom with another woman?

>>731773907
Nqw man. I get lots of girls. I dunno. I think it was like some dominance thing. Like....I fucked your bitch so I'm better but once I nutted I didn't feel that way anymore.

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>>731774034
this is them

>>731763747
We know it's you, Larry. We have it all on tape.

Love,

Habib
Your neighbor

I hate the God-Emperor

>>731772614
Nah, last one i played was 4 when it came out. You'd be surprised who has what concealed around you.
>>731772772
I am every wednesday it was a condition for my parole idk what started it but i've become very angry at how people treat another nowadays. They diagnosed me years ago but i cant ever get them to tell me my diagnosis all i know is im supposed to take zyprexa and something thats for depression is what i looked up i never got the prescription filled.

Not larping i do think about it idk may or may not happen i wouldnt kill a kid though i think. Idk really dont wanna tell therapist cuz they were talking about putting me in a psych ward cuz i slit my wrists which i havent done since i was a teen im almost 30 now.

>>731773406
Dont listen to society man. They dont know whats best.
Also, any cute teen boys in particular?

>>731773946
I wanna see do you have a Kik lol

>>731758223
I would cum in my teachers coffee every morning and watch her drink it. I still masturbate to the thought of it every now and then.

>>731774298
Yeah sure but I'll only add if you post your Kik first lol

>>731774309
How did you manage to cum in her coffee

>>731773683
>>shota
>>is straight
What???

>>731774298

Not him, but I do and I'm rubbing mine. :x Kallish1

>>731774267
Me too, he's a real cocksucker and he gets on my last nerve

>>731773924
Storytime?

>>731773946
Pics or it didnt happen

>>731773924
>gay things
such as?

gayest stuff i ever done is shower with other guys, mostly friends and family, 3 brothers, 5 nephews. Had to help them sometimes when they werent old enough to shower/bathe on their own yet.

I was sexually abused by my babysitter and her nigger fucktoy.

Because of this, I'm super confused about my sexuality -- and it's the reason why I dislike the black community immensely.

>>731774293

I would but don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail. Thats somewhat of a deterrent.
I'm not going to post pics but mostly boys from a school I went to when I was younger. Something about the uniform and the way they act. I love the ones which are like 14-15 but dont look like they have started puberty yet.

>>731774384
It's possible most pedos are otherwise straight

>>731774195
I dont videotape that. Despite my incest fetish, i have no desire to fuck anyone in my immediate family. Also, her girlfriend is kind of like a friend to me, and even if she wasnt, shes too masculine to be my type.

>>731774509
Were they both black?
How old were you?
I assume you're a guy

>>731774510
Same

>>731769105
How did you make the $350K if you don't mind my asking?

> My IQ is 1 std dev higher than yours, but I'm dirt poor, teaching math to rich kids

raped my ex after we broke up.

molested my cousin when she was six.

>>731773406
boys need love too. id fuck a cute teen/preteen boy if i had the chance.

>>731774691
I'm a girl... and I don't remember her race. All I do remember is that one day I started acting out sexually and thinking of it often. I'm going to estimate that I was probably 6 or 7.

>>731774915
I am become diamonds

i waste time on 4chan and other shit when i should be making beats for ski mask and xxx, and a shit ton of others lol

>>731774915

It's also not so much that I would fuck them, although that would be fun, I'd much rather suck them off.

>>731774380
I would get in extra early to finish work I was behind on, but I spent most of my time edging. No one else was there, so when she left the room, I'd nut in her coffee and watch her drink it. It was fucking glorious

>>731775090
Same

>>731759984
That's quite the Machiavellian thing to do...

>>731775090
yeah sex would be nice but i'd still be happy with whatever i got

i'm 19 and have already managed to tie my finances to a woman that i probably won't be with in 5 years if i'm being completely honest. i love her, at least i think i do. dunno, hormones are crazy at these young ages. fuckkkk

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>>731774894
.......great.... goin' man

>>731774034
>>731775168
watching unsuspecting sluts guzzle your cum down is life's greatest pleasure

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>>731774990
Do you date black guys?

>>731775293
Dickpik or gtfo

When I was 18 a 15 year old black girl always flirted with me in the neighborhood. She would always watch us play football waiting on me to start walking home. She would always try to talk to me. One day she kept talking sex. Asked me if I wanted to see her tits. I said sure then I she said grab them I did and then she grab my dick. To she if it hard I was she told me to follow her. She laid me to this garage beyond some random persons house in a alley and started rubbing my dick again and took it out and gave me a hand job and blow job. Next day she had a condom and I took her vcard. We fucked 2 more times then just stoped. She said she just wanted to see how it was to be fucked and she did want anyone knowing and she thought I was cute. I thought she was too. But I've always felt bad about it. I tould her I did feel bad about it and she promised me that there is no need to feel bad she really wanted it bad and glad she did it

>>731775313
I don't date animals.

I want to re-bed my old cheat buddy. She's a fun chick but found what she thinks is "the one", meanwhile I'm still in my LTR of a decade. What I wouldn't give to squeeze those plump tits and fuck that pussy again. She recently contacted me about something unrelated and I'm going to try to get something started again. I'm going to be disappointed when she's not as down now as she was then.

>>731758223
I won't commit my sister because I'm too big of a pussy and I am just letting her get worse because I hope my parents will do it.

>>731775183
Definitely. It also would alleviate much pain and suffering of actual human beings. It's the use of the very thing you're trying to eliminate out of necessity and not policy. The hypocrisy doesn't apply because its use isn't parallel and I admit that it is.

I lost my job 6 months ago and got kicked out of my apt by my now ex, moved in with some old friends and they gave me a room to live in rent free, they even buy food and I cook and clean for them. I've sorta like put half of an effort into getting a job but I honestly don't feel like I need to? is that shitty of me? like I'm broke and in so much debt, but I have a roof on my head and an internet connection..

>>731766888
Trips checked. Please share.

>>731775406

Why do you feel bad? Is the age illegal?

>>731774990
what did they do with/to you? do u remember any of it?

>>731775538
>is that shitty of me?
not if you're content with it. you can do whatever the fuck makes you happy. i honestly think if i lost everything and ended up with a cardboard sign in my hand, i'd still be able to compromise. that's just me atleast. i just go wit the flow ya feel me

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>>731775538
also I'm 22 and haven't lived with my parents since I was 16. the rent I would be paying if I was bringing in any money would be like $300 a month. I've pretty much let all my finances go into ruin. my phone and car got taken away a few weeks ago

>>731765007
pls b tru

>>731775645
I do not. I'm not sure if it's a mental block, or I do know/remember and choose not to.

I know I pretended to have a doll perform oral on me... I humped couches and made out with a couple girls that were my age.

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>>731758223
I heavily abuse prescription painkillers to try and numb my depression.

>>731775406

you beta faggots who can't enjoy a good fuck.

>>731775538
USE the opportunity to get back on your feet. I had a similar chance, lasted 3 full years, and I really wasted it. Now I'm paying the price: living in a real shithole room that costs way way more than it's worth with shitty roommates from hell.

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>>731775215
>>731775173

Why are we born this way?

>>731774894
how did u rape your ex? did she know it was you?

>>731775168
was she hot?

>>731773380

1) she's got as much to lose as you do

2) never admit it no matter what. if he walks in while you're fucking her, say "hey, she fell, I'm helping her up"

3) don't put yourself in a position to get caught. ever. you know what's stupid and what isn't. don't do stupid

that's it. easy peasy.

one more, and this one is good for life in general. Don't try to solve imaginary problems you don't yet have. You'll drive yourself crazy.

>Deal with shit only when you have shit to deal with.

>>731774509
i was sexually molested for a year, from the age of 7-8, but im happy im not as fucking dumb as you to hate a whole race because of that incident

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>>731775662
I feel content but I have that constant feeling of dread that one day they'll just flip and decide that they supported me for too long and I'll end up on the street again, but then that line of thinking starts up my depression and then I start drinking then etc., etc.,
>>731775935
You know I never really thought of it like that, but
I feel like you may have a good point actually
I've been thinking of trying to go to school for comp sci

lets see, me and my friend gave a girl synthetic marijuana and told her it was mids, she smoked it in her back yard and starting seizing. we ditched her. one of my friends was dog watching while his best friends family was on vacation and they left the keys to a car they didn't take, and we took it around town. saw nudes of a good friends sister, (and her bf sadly), lot more shit. i'm not a good friend because i can't truly trust anyone except my blood related brother. so what i'm trying to say is my secret is that i'm a fucking asshole retard fuck face :/

>>731775827
so how do u know they did anything with you if you can't remember it? when did u pretend with the doll and when did hump couches and make out with friends?

I'm currently jobless but too afraid to tell my parents or friends. I told them I'm looking for a job but not that I quit my current one. i'm running out of money and could barely pay rent this month.
I'm also friends with one of the people I used to work with and I told him I got another job, but I only had an interview and they didn't hire me.
I'm starting to panic.

>>731775939
god's will.

When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf

I was eating a girl and her clit swelled up. Thats a good thing right?

>>731773924

everybody does

>>731776535
do they do anything with your gf? ages?

>>731776142
I am sorry that you were molested, but I won't apologize for how you feel about my reasoning.

>>731776279
That's a good point, Anon. I mean if I'm wrong then I will admit it. But until I'm able to unearth that memory then I cannot answer your question 100%

When did I? Well, I do remember that I lived in an apartment with my Mother, Sister, and my pet bird. I'm not sure the exact date, but I know that I was playing with other girls and the couch when I was still in the apartment.

The oral doll? If I recall correctly, it happened when we moved and I was a bit older.. Perhaps by a couple years or so? I recall hiding under my bed and being completely naked while I pressed the doll's mouth against my vagina.

>>731775576
I mean it is only if parents knew and said it's ok. I just felt bad about it and still do. I remember when I was fucking her the first time and she was yelping. I was like what am I doing I'm fucking a 15 year old in the woods behind some stranger garage. I just thought I was taking advantage of her for some reason. I don't know just always felt terrible I did that to her back then.

>>731775426
Are you premiscous? My ex had a similar situation and she fucked every guy that looked her way. Dunno if it was related but probably. The man was an authority figure and I think she saw sex as a way of getting approval.

>>731774777

I have a PhD in a STEM. Many years of experience at the bench. Moved over to sales, selling to the scientists I used to be.

Cha-ching

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>>731774777

nice trops

>>731776595
>>731773924
what did u do?

>>731775538
Your buddies will get tired of you taking advantage of their generosity. Get back on your feet while you have the support

>>731773596
" I still would go back and die so no one else would have too."

might be because you're willfully ignorant as fuck

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brainwashed as fuck

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just kill yourself already if you're gonna be this pathetic of a human being

>>731776672
She came to you so you should feel special that she chose you to be her first instead of some jackass that wouldn't care about how she was feeling.

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>>731774990

liar

>there are no grils on the internet

pic related: "femanon"

>>731776602
one of the 1st times she let them explore/feel her pussy. they are 7 & 9. really only keeping it a secret from their godfag parents who definitely would not approve of her showering with us.

>>731776771
It might be related somehow, I mean if she were molested or saw it or whatever - it undoubtedly confused her, but also felt good. So that would make sense that she would "fuck every guy that looked her way" as you say it.

Then again, I'm not a psychologist. But it's just a guess.

But do I? No. I am extremely picky about my partners. I've only had 5 and I'm 33.

>>731776096
Yea but I have a sinking feeling she fucked me to piss him off as he was being a douche for the last few weeks to her (according to her).

I have not told my partner that with the help of my dad really bought a new truck and bike. But I can't tell him because I have to see his smile when he sees them for the fist time. But he is going to get them in the morning so I hope all the uupset mood was worth it. Just trying to make it big an nice.

>>731776815

Selling what exactly, and how did you start? I am a PhD student in STEM now (biology), hoping to move into sales myself.

Figured out a way to make people immortal about a year ago, going to make an absolute killing selling the technology.

>>731776877
I'm not brainwashed. I'm far from it. I would rather die so no one would have too. There is nothing wrong with that. If everyone thought that way. This world would be a much better place. Everyone is so selfish now a days it's sad. Stop with your bait.

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>>731776614
>against my vagina.

pic related: OP's "vagina"

yo when i was 15, my neighbors daughter, (who is a fucking pastor) lifted her shirt up and flashed me. she was like 6 or some shit..i started running the fuck away so nobody would think i made her do anything. i could have been charged or some shit and they wouldn't believe that a little girl would do some shit like that on her own in court. it just further proves to me than religion brainwashes and sometimes works negatively in people

I've been thinking about killing myself and I don't think I can take it anymore. I keep telling people as a joke that I want to die and laugh but. I wonder if anyone would actually care. Probably not. I hate myself so I imagine everyone else does too.

>>731777137
>immortal
>absolute killing
lol that's puny

>>731777137
you sound like creed from the office

>>731777007
Nice! Are you going to take it further? How old is your GF?

>>731777234
lol are you paranoid as fuck or just retarded? both?

>>731777051
Yea....she'd get off talked ng about it during sex but after orgasm would get all weird and distant. Shame really, she had a good heart but she's broken for life. It took me a long time to accept that

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>>731777124

get experience in the lab and on the science track first. I had 15 years. I would recommend at least 10, maybe 7. Go to a drug company.
Get to Director level, or at least Sr. Scientist level. You want to be able to tell a story when you go into sales. You want to totally understand the customer. You understand what the customer is thinking, what he needs, why he needs it - you got the sale.

I sell contract R&D. You don't have enough scientists? Buy mine for a year and we do the work in our labs.

Typical sale is in the low 7 figures. Do a few of those a year. Make a nice cut on each. Cha-ching.

>>731777383
both. but, i view it as thinking ahead more than being paranoid. sometimes it's good to think ahead and map shit out.

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>>731776871
I really fucking want to.
starting to learn being an adult sucks ass.

Im 12,thank you

>>731776892
Yeah I know. It's not that big of deal at an older age you know like 30 and 27. I just felt guilty is all being young and how up front it and straight forward she was about it. Just made me feel weird about it and turned into guilt I guess. Because no girl I knew was ever that straight forward about it.

>>731777391
I'm sorry she had to go through that; no one deserves that kind of perversion... It's warped though how the mind of the molester's mind works... If I understood correctly, it's a vicious cycle: A molester was once the victim themselves. That's why - if anything truly did happen and I just don't recall properly - that I forgave them.

If I just saw them having sex, then I still forgive them for being complete fuckwads in front of my little sister and myself; we as children did NOT need to see that.

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>>731777597

b& and v&

>>731777377
will probably let them watch us fuck sometime. now we usually fuck privately a couple times per day in the bedroom

>>731777565
donate blood. get some money coming in some how. slide your buddies 50 bucks. it's not a lot, but it shows them that you appreciate their offering. you have some good friends for them to do that for you. tell them that.

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>>731777377
>>731777724
gf is 19

>>731777784
>>731777597
adds up

>>731777777

>>731777506

That's a solid plan and I've actually thought about doing something like that. Gene editing with CRISPR is super easy but a ton of people still can't do it and would rather just pay someone way too much money to do it for them. Thinking that could be a quick and easy way to get some quick money.

Did you start the company yourself, and how did you get lab space? Also how do you even approach possible customers or advertise?

>>731777007
what did they do with her pussy? fingers inside? did they like it ? did she?

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>>731777843

congratulations on noticing that someone had many consequitive 7's

>>731777724
>>731777813
>19
Wow she sounds fun! Have her "wash" your dick with her mouth in the shower with them next time.

>>731776815
Should I go for the PhD then? I only have a BS in STEM. Or should I go straight for sales and skip PhD? I want to get to your point ASAP.

>>731777900

get yourself onto project teams. it sounds good and you'll see how the rest of the company works.

awesome that you can do CRISPR. Start your own company. They'll throw money at you. Get a reasonably good idea.

I wouldn't tell just anyone that. But CRISPR is scorching hot. You're in a special place at a special time.

>the idea can't suck too bad

>>731777657
The thing that fucked her up the most (I think, she didn't outright say it) was that her parents accepted cash from the guy instead of taking legal action. Like they basically pimped out their daughter. She also said she had her first orgasm with this old guy....which also fucked her up but in a different way.

>>731777074
Don't do it unless you have no conscience OR you want more guilt in your life

>>731778097

Finish the PhD since you already started. It will give you an advantage. You don't need it for sales, but if you have it and you have business and sales sense, you'll do better. There are people in my company who don't have a PhD in sales.....but I'm kicking ALL of their asses. Top sale reps in this company all have PhDs because it's such a technical sale.

Hurd screaming coming from the bathroom where my cousin was taking a shower. When I got in there she had blood running down her legs screaming it hurts. When I saw my wife's dilldo I knew she had popped her cherry. I tolled her what she did and that only made things worse. I asked her if she wanted me to make it feel better and she no I want to be a virgin. Lol kinda too late I told her and I said I won't have sex with you but I will have to touch your pussy. She said fine just make it stop hurting. I ripped off my close and got in with her and played with her body till just before my wife got home.

>>731778206
I'm not gunna tell him I'd that's what you're saying. I'm worried she did it to piss him off and she's gunna tell him.

Keeping it brief

So my Dad has cancer. He's also worth 3 million but is is tight-fisted with it. I found his will a few years back. I get about 35% of his wealth in property. I kinda want a million /b/ros,,,

>>731777284
this is a cry for help, so here it is: don't kill yourself. i don't know what problems you have but few warrant that action (is the rubble of your crumbling reich piling up around you? thats an example of a good time to hero)

>>731778311

I believe this more than anything else I've ever read on /b/

>>731778311
whys wide dildo in shower? how old is cousin and how old r u?

>>731777656
Black girls love to fuck don't worry

>>731777921
she took their hand and showed/taught them hands-on about all the different parts, including inside her vagina. they were really shy about it at first but got over it quickly. im sure they liked learning about it, she liked was more than happy to do it.

>>731778381
that is not what im saying, so since you could not understand my clearly written post that non sociopathic members of society could comprehend you fall into the first category along with the other anon giving you advice. you disgust me, lmao

>>731778270

Problem is I'm a first year PhD student so whatever is hot right now probably won't be in 5 years or so. Is just making cell lines with CRISPR not specific enough of an idea for a company? That area is also so saturated right now there could be a lot of competition. Basically I'm tired of being treated like shit already by postdocs and professors now and am trying to start my own thing already and make more than them, but could be too risky and seems like I might have to work through the ranks in grad school first...

You just joined the company as a sales rep, didn't start it yourself?

>>731778600
wow that would be my dream as a kid, what happened next time?

>>731778490
She was in her teens and she found my wife's dildo.

>>731778627
You telling me not to fuck her? That already happened. Explain yourself to rainman, pls.

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>>731778600
Does it make you happy knowing your girlfriend is a fucking pedophile? I would certainly hope not.

>>731758223
I'm a god

>>731778769
was really the only time anything happened, then just normal showers

>>731778889
not godly enough to get quads, faggot

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>>731778889
Isaac?

>>731778639

You could just go straight to sales and you might do well. Might not. If you stay on the science track you will have a shit job without a PhD. There's a glass celieing. Just the way it is - especially in biology.

I'd get the PhD.

As for CRISPR, you need a good idea and a business plan. You have to show how you will make money. Very specifically. Pick a disease you can cure. Or maybe you can make money just making cells for others as research tools. I don't know but you need to figure it out.

Right, I did not start this company. Otherwise I would be CEO, not sales.

>>731778779
was it a big dildo to have for a first time? what did u do with her after that when she let you in the shower?

>>731778834
oh, during the course of this thread you went ahead and did it. you might call that guy your friend but you are no friend of his, you are a wolf in human form.

>>731778875
0/10

You're texting me right now trying your hardest to get me to take you back. Sure I miss the fuck out of you and think about you obsessively but I'll never admit that.

>>731778946
How many showers have you taken together? They weren't more curious after?

I suppress all feelings over two years and then have a breakdown ... pretty depressing ... my personality is complete shit because of this ...

>>731779035

So how do you reach out to companies (or academic labs?) that want your researchers to do their jobs for them? Or do they come to you? And is it in a specific field or doing something requiring excessive training?

>>731779355
are you m or f? why'd it end?

>>731778639

You better get used to taking shit if you want to go into sales. Kek

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I sometimes watch her in the bath through a hole in the door. She has a bf but she sometimes watches lesbian porn on her phone and uses the shower head under water to masturbate. She cums silently but shakes.

>>731779468

You go to them. Nobody finds you. It's your Jon to find them.

Convinced a 14y/o kid to burn down a church. Didn't think he'd do it, it went up in flames and he got caught

>>731779140
For her it was on the big side. We didn't talk much the rest of the weekend she was with us. After that weekend she started asking me all kinds of questions and she asked to take a better look at my dick because it's the only one she's ever seen.

>>731779526
Male she's a female. She cucked me, led me on and shit. We fooled around a bit and she threw sex in my face but never let me get any. Once she was interested in another guy that's when I dropped here. they're not bf or gf or anything.

My girlfriend is going to break up with me when we go to college. I don't want her to, but it's gonna happen. No way it won't.

Probably going to hang myself in my dorm room when it happens so the pain will stop.

>>731779578

At least you can take the shit in sales knowing you might be about to make a stupid high profit off someone, rather than taking shit so you can do some bench work that ultimately gets attributed to another person's name and property

>>731779599
thats so hot. who is she?

>>731758425
How poor are you?

>>731779727
when u said you were going to make it stop hurting, what did u do with her? how old was she at the time?

>>731779727
what kind of questions did she ask?

>>731779752
No woman is worth even getting a length of rope for let alone hanging yourself with it.

I had sexual relations with that woman

>>731779414
with just me and them, 100s. with them and gf probably about 20 times. nah their curiosity dropped pretty dramatically

>>731779643

Did it start getting easier for you to pick up women when you started making actual money?

>>731779599
got vids of her masturbating?

>>731780004
Yeah, I know that but this one seems pretty cool. Little crazy sometimes, but pretty much a cool dude the rest of the time.

>>731779735
sods like u should fuck her.. tell her to come over but not if she wants to play immature games

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>>731779796
My sis. I used to watch her finger herself in bed too through a hole in her bedroom door post but my mum's bf found the hole and filled it. I sound like Norman Bates don't I lol

>>731779752
post nudes of her

>>731758223
I live in a very abusive home and I can't wait to love.
I will let them die alone and never visit their funeral when they die

>>731780448
>>731780448
thats hot, ever take pics? did she ever use a dildo or lick her fingers?

>>731780052
It's all just normal now for them I guess nothing weird or perverted, you have done them a great service.

>>731780032
did u inhale?

>>731779890
I had her sit in between my legs with her back up against me as i rubbed and fingerd her pussy. And she was in her teens.

>>731780429
That's what I'm thinking, i wanna finish what i started I'm just texting her like once an hour to keep her attention. I'm just saying shit like she doesn't need me and i've moved on. she keeps going on about missing me, hating her self and wanting to fix things.

>>731780583
i do what i can, imo sheltering kids from reality should be considered child abuse. seriously fucks up their life when they are older and in the real world.

>>731780594
.........yes

>>731779930
It was a few years ago so I don't remember all the questions. Things like what's makes it grow and how did I know how to make it feel better.

>>731777111
Nice

gonna need new bread sooon

>>731758689
If you are a guy, kill him and then yourself, faggot. If woman, post tits and then kill the fag. You'll be doing him, the boy, yourself, and everyone in the world a favor.

>>731780610
did she like it? did she cum?

I dated a muslim girl for 7 months. She was perfectly feminine and she was honestly great but she fucked with my self esteem so badly. She hated, and I mean fucking hated, whites and christian culture but I am a european catholic. It just messed with my head how on one hand she'd just be absorbed with me and I could feel her crave more of me, like physically feel her want more of everything that is me, how she said she loved me and just everything but then on the other hand she'd trash talk a lot of the things that I am, like white and christian. I honestly don't know where her awesome image of islam comes from, they're fucking sheep shagging barbaric sand dwellers! Anyway, I'd never admit I had feelings for a muslim irl since all my friend are alt-right/skinheads. Oh well, guess I'll just stick to danish girls.

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>>731781051
nice

>>731780736
tell her to come over and prove it but dont come over if she wants to play games again

>>731780736
and ask her how she will prove it

>>731780836
did u show it to her again?

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>>731780343
No sorry. Just sharing my secrets :)
>>731780559
No dildo, but she's got a pencil case full of sharpies on her bedside table, sometimes hear her rustling about in there at night. I didn't see her link her fingers but a couple of times saw her wiping her pussy with an owl teddy when she was finished. Yes, I sniffed it once when she was out. Yes, it smelt of pussy. Made me diamonds so I got on her bed and rubbed one out. Came buckets.

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>>731767159
until i was 21 i wanted to be a serial killer i would even play diablo 3 with an electronic gun mouse to train my ability to shoot without looking down the sights. had a few mental breakdowns w/ manic symptoms since then and was diagnosed with bipolar and the ideations just sort of died out after a while

>>731760341
kys pedofag

>>731781139
Nows not a good time but tomorrow or any other time this week I will. When that happens should i hit her up or just wait it out until she texts me again?

>>731781093
She liked it i but I didn't find out till months later. No she didn't cum she was to upset to really get into it.

>>731780473
Nah. Don't want 4chan calling someone ugly and fat again.

She's got black hair and double D's. Pretty decent ass too.

NEED NEW BREADDDDDDDDDDD

>>731781187
Yes we got a lot closer sense the bathtub.

>>731781259
leave the convo tonight with something like " i dunno if this can work but i need a couple days to think about it" then she will be stressing and thiknign about u for a couple days and she will text u . dont text her wait for her to text u so u keep the control. then chat her up and say stuff like " i dunno it seems like ur not for real and only saying this cuz I'm not that into it" and then say tell her to prove to you she's for real and she willc one over and put out

>>731781423
what do you mean u didn't find out until moths later? how did that session end? were u hard and d did u cum?

>>731781425
damn sounds hot.. kik me funtimes_9169

>>731781764
Lol no. I don't trust anyone who visits 4chan regularly.

>>731781566
what did you do the next time?

>>731781837
This is my only time on 4chan

>>731774509
Well, sorry you got rape abused, but its a good thing to hate niggers.

>>731781837
pfft, i just wanna fap man dont see any harm there. especially if they dont have her face in them