Does anyone have an opinion on these pieces of retard machinery?

They look like the fuckin markers my school sells

>>731757743
disgusting

They're for the "differently able" you nigger

>>731757834
Come back when you're 18?

>>731757743
nope, just dont talk about them and let them die

i have questions why are they popular and are ppl freaking out over them

>>731757743
Saw a kid with one in the grocery store yesterday. Seems harmless but I could see it being pretty fucking annoying if every kid in a class has one. Probs should be banned from schools.

>>731757743
they look stupid, but they do feel pretty good once you put them in your ass. And then its fun to ask other people to reach in there and spin it.

Some people need something to focus on when ines environment is too stimulating. Good for you you don't have that problem but you are not everybody ok

>>731757743
Anyone over the age of 10 who owns one of these needs to be fucking exterminated

Bought one a while ago because disposable income.

They're pretty dumb.

>>731757743
I got one as a present for the dumb girl in our class. Now when she is all distracted with watching it spin, I pull up her skirt and fuck her from behind,

>>731758098
what happened to twiddling your thumbs

>>731758098
There's no scientific proof this thing does anything substantial for anyone with ADD, autism, anxiety, or any other disorder that would warrant the need for this. Please prove me wrong.

They're like what nicotine is for cigarettes. You can't be on your phone all the time (work, school, etc.) So, this is what people use to take the edge from not using their phone for more than five minutes.

>>731758569
sounds like youre just trading addictions. how about we just learn to think and interact with ourselves

>>731758569
Yeah, or they're overblown pieces of metal used as a status symbol among middle schoolers.

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is this how they look when using em ?

The sad part is, the lady who invented them let the patent lapse before they got insanely popular. She's basically living in poverty now.

>>731758665
people can't unless they put effort into enjoying ourselves without external stimuli. The mind is like a monkey, jumping up and down.

>>731757956
They are not popular.
No one is freaking out over them.

Marketing.

>>731758834
>implies others are retarded
>doesn't understand how to use question marks

>>731758715
I was also thinking that too. Like Pogz, or pokemon red/blue.

i work at a school and teachers wont let them in their classes anymore. i have a collection from ones i find on the floor.

>>731758479
*theres no evidence EITHER WAY
could work, could not work

>>731759014
At least Pogz and Pokemon are games.

One of the more popular makers here

Fidget spinners are gay, we never wanted them to be called that. They're supposed to be called hand spinners, like a top for your hand.

Mainly meant for collectors who like metal knives, tops etc. we never wanted it to turn into spazzy kids fuckin around with plastic bearing wraps.

>>731759283
"Fidget" is basically just a term the kids use as an excuse to waste their parents money on them.

>>731759283
>we never wanted it to turn into spazzy kids fuckin around with plastic bearing wraps
The lady who invented them specifically invented it for her spazzy kid.

>>731759126
True, just shows how our minds are needing less effort to be stimulated from then to now. Can only imagine what the next few generations will come up with.

>>731759448
We never wanted this. Our Hand Spinners go for $100+ because quality and best parts. Plastic China shit are basically plastic wrapped bearings. We design and come up with functional and good looking spinners.

>>731757743

Its the Wacky Wall Walker for the new generation

>>731759678
Can you explain to me the benefits of a $100 hand spinner?

>>731759472
The lady who invented them is an idiot from 97 who made a patent for a toy around a bearing. That patent has expired and the article about her "not cashing in on it" is retarded.

So is the bike about the chick from the 80's who wanted Palestinians to stop throwing rocks.

>>731758430
TIL everyone is fucking stupid

>>731759866
>facts are retarded
Trump's America everybody.

>>731759821
The benefit is the quality of the bearing as well as the time and effort that goes into designing it to be weighted and functional all the way to the assembly that we do all by hand.

Metal is not cheap, I wish we could bring cost down but Stainless Steel, Copper, and Brass are expensive to mill in machine shops.

>>731760072
>we use only the highest quality materials in our handcrafted piece of shit fad toy

>>731760072
That's not what I meant. What is the benefit of owning one?

>>731760066
It's retarded because they are not that same thing that we have. Different ideals that went into making them. We make collectors items that also are used to nullify people tendencies to "fidget". But stopping fidgeting was never first on the docket.

>>731760248
We used higher quality before they became a shit fad.

>Implying a popular remedy pseudo science can cure anything instead of a medicine

>>731760256
>shilling for your toys on 4chan
wew
gotta strike while the fad iron is hot, eh?

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>>731757743

>>731760251
I thought you meant as opposed to a plastic one.

It's a collecting thing. If you don't have that mindset then not much. Some parents have told us that their child can concentrate while messing with out spinners. There's not much to it, and it is cool to feel physics in your hand while having it still look nice.

annoying autistic white kids use these

>>731760393
>drugs are the answer to everything
Big pharma sure did a number on you.

Toy is made for autistic children. If you have one you are autistic as hell.

>>731760714
non-white detected
you realize you don't belong on this site, right?

>>731760588
shilling is not the same as defending.

I didn't link my website did I?

If you don't like the product or metal collecting don't buy it.

>>731760670
that's a shitty bearing wrap.

>>731757743
What is that?

>>731760903
>shilling is not the same as defending
You're not defending. You're attempting to drum up sales for your high quality meme toy.
>I didn't link my website did I?
Only a matter of time until you do.
>If you don't like the product or metal collecting don't buy it.
I don't plan on doing anything as autistic as "metal collecting" either. You keep talking about that as if it's a thing that non-autistic people do.

>>731761084
90% sure that's a joke. I think that's super glue.

>>731761219

>posting on 4chan
>not autistic

pick one

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>>731757743
Only thing i'm mad about is that I didn't invent and mass produce them first

>>731761370
>projecting your personal failings onto an anonymous userbase of millions

>>731760670
why did you cum all over it

>>731761307
you can make shitty ones from hot glue, they don't spin well but if you're poor and want to hop on a band wagon then go ahead.

>>731757902
Ur a faggot?

>>731761370
nice reddit spacing

>>731761451

>not starting and owning a successful company.

no real failings here my friend. I thought my knowledge would be beneficial in this thread. You don't have to agree with me meng.

>>731758929

Nope. Everywhere I go everyone is spinning them. Every kiosk and convince store sells them. I went to candy store and even THEY were selling them, it was the only non candy item. Counselors and social workers are using them for therapy in schools and private practices.

>>731761734
Things that didn't actually happen: The Post

>>731761609
At least i'm an 18+ faggot?

>>731761842
I get that a lot on the internet lol.

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>>731757743
Back in my days we used a fingerbox

>>731761900
That's not what question marks are for.

>>731759078
That's not how science works. The onus is on providing evidence to the claim

>>731761964
You get that irl too.

>>731762040
Takes awhile for the scientific method to produce results.

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What if I use a roller made wheel instead? Will I still look autistic?

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>>731760066
Please fuck of

>>731760072

No fucking way...I thought you were trolling in your first post, but You're dead serious kek. I had no idea there were people out there so passionate about fidgetes. Just wow

>>731761989
i'm fully aware of how grammar rules work? who says i need to follow them?

>>731762058
It's the God complex.

>>731758050
underrated

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>>731762204
You're the one posting from a mobile device, tourist.

>>731762129
>Hey, try putting this coffee in your ass. It should cure your cancer.

>>731762208
I make them and sell them. It's my company that I make money from. I don't love them, I profit from them.

>>731757743
Knockoffs on Amazon for $ 0.01 a piece, bulk order

>>731762400
>pretending is fun

>>731760072

I hear ya. Me and my old man have been making solid gold hand spinners since the 1960s. I hate that these plastic ones are desecrating our art and love of spinning metal.

>>731762498
It's the God complex.

>>731758050

I would love to see someone make some kind of a thingie that you can attach them to a girl's boobs right at the nipps. Then you spin them while she's bouncing her tits

i guess its to help with stress and shit but i just flip instead because compared to those thing it requires some skill

>>731762635
Get some new material.

>>731762544
lol

There's actually a diamond hand spinner from a company for around 10k.

Gold is too maluable, it would dent.

>>731762732
That's the name of what's happening.

You can Google what it means.

>>731762900
It's the God complex.

>>731762983
I see you still haven't googled it.

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>getting pissy over a child's toy
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>>731763059
It's the God complex.

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>>731761977
wow those are some quality fingerbox's my friend. my grandfather game me this one. :^)

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>>731758232
Fucking edgelord over here how about you stop being so annoyed with what other people do and focus on your own faggot ass life. You fucking amateur candyass

>>731762831
someone binge watches spinner videos here

>>731763133

Shutup newfag fingerboxes aren't a thing anymore. It hasn't been funny for a long time now

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I like them. They're the first thing I've seen in a long time that are simple, cheap, hard to find, and every idiot wants them for no reason.

I like dumb shit like that. I also have tremendous add and anxiety so I fidget a lot and these help

>>731763296
>it was ever funny

>>731757743
one of my classmates is a totally normal dude, athletic as fuck, popular, but he has one of these. why

>>731763259
No, unfortunately I make them.

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>>731763133
>>731761977

goml

>>731763438
It's the God complex.