How do I redpill my gf? Pic related

She has a mental disorder. Dump her ass OP

>>731753737
ABANDON SHIP
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

Time to give it up,this one is clearly bat shit insane and now is the time for you to get out freely

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>>731753737
.....I have no words....

>>731753737
this is literally the kind of psychotic bitch you DON'T date. Fuck with her much as you never want but don't get committed you fucking retard. You're going to die.

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>>731753737

>>731753737
bullet in head, either yours or hers. you choose fam

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By her drink

>>731753737

Just say you're not comfortable with it and it's not a world that makes sense to you. Then drop her.

That shit is crazy but if that's how she wants to play it then okay. Way too much trouble for you though

>>731753737
Run for it Marty!

>>731753737
Do you think someone would really do that? Just go and lie on the internet?

>>731753737
OP is the pussy that good?

>>731754301
only fingered so far

Send her out in nature and let her find herself, pronouns don't matter when it's just you and the sticks.

>>731754420
get a good fuck out of her and stick it in her ass,say you want her to be masculine so you want to be gay and have butt sex with her.Then full stop dump the crazy and move on

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Check em

>>731753737

HAHAHHAHAH

WHAT KIND OF EGO TRIP IS THAT BITCH ON?!

That's fucking hilarious.

start telling her she need to change her pronouns too. GIve her like 7 she needs to memorize.

>>731754420
Quit being a faggot and dump it.

>>731753737

Are you really so deprived that you're willing to put up with a tumblrina?

Even as a liberal I think this whole pronoun thing is fucking nuts.

Tell her you that's fine, but that you identify as an F-150 and need to be called "Superduty" from now on.

Ejaculate and evacuate

OP here. If the pussy's good I may consider staying, and the anal suggestion was hilarious, will totally try. I also texted her zippity zap because of the Pence meme and she didnt notice

>>731754197
This
>>731753737
Listen op idc if youre a neckbeard manlet or a fucking normie, or whatever. You don't have to put yourself through that kind of pain, you deserve better than to date the mentally retarded
I believe in you

>>731753737
Dump her before you say the wrong thing and she accuses you of rape.

Never stick your dick in crazy, let alone date it.
Seriously OP, she'll ruin your life.

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What the actual fuck is wrong with people these days? She claims to identify as various genders depending on her mood?

Shit anon, this is only going to get worse... Pull the pin, plenty of "not that crazy" women out there with pussy to fuck - you don't need that train wreck on your life.

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>>731753737
Crazy is dangerous. She will be nothing but trouble. Possibly serious.

>>731753737
hahahaha why even fucking bother

Tell her it sounds good to you

Then let her know on her male days your get to fuck her in her tight faggot asshole

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>>731755725
"Never stick your dick in crazy"

This guy gets it.

Going to need to see a pic of her to proceed

>>731755851
Merunyaa is god tier

>>731755725
Exactly this. Cut your losses and find yourself a nice, normal girl.

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>>731755893

but should op let her just go without curing her autism?

>>731754521
Nailed it

>>731753737
Ditch now. She will at one point say that you raped her because you didn't use the right pronoun at the time.

>>731755305
If you stay with her, make sure she pays for the date when she isn't feeling female.

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plz archive

This can't be real. I'm calling bullshit

AHAHAHAYAHAHA, YO CUNT, CHECJK THIS OUT. WHEN EVER U WANT ANAL TELL HER U FEEL GAY. THE CALL HER A FAGGOT WHILE YOU TEAR THAT ASS UP.

THE WHEN SHE EXPECT YOU TOBDO SHIT TELL HER YOU IDENTIFY AS A SLOTH AND ARE TOO SLOW TO TRY.
ETC ETC THIS IS A GAME OP GET THE TOP SCORE. MAKE A VIDEO DIARY AND MAKE B GEEAT AGAIN

>>731756828

This. This this a thousand times this. It's all about the victim olympics with these cunts. It may already be too late, make sure and video tape your clear and simple break up with her and then immediately change your number and email addresses. Keep detailed logs of your whereabouts for the next 2 years minimum and be able to provide alibis. At any point in time she can decide that you raped her and there will be no defense against this.

>>731753737
She is giving you an ultimatum. What you are supposed to do is either accept it or reject it. The fact that you are asking Internet strangers for help om how to change her--which we don't have the power to do--should make you re-evaluate the relationship.

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>>731754556
Off by one

I wouldn't really give a shit honestly and trying to redpill someone is just the dumbest thing ever, but what do I know. I'm a fucking bi fag.

>>731754521
Roll for this

>>731757777
Damn son. Where'd you find this?

>>731757896
When I get really really high it's my specialty

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>>731757777
of course

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You know what you need to do OP

>>731753868
fpbp

Honest answer? Relationships are links, not tethers.

Nobody in any relationship should set ground rules that the other is uncomfortable with.

Can you imagine how she'd react if you said "okay, whatever, but on wednesdays I'm feeling poly so we have to regularly have mff threesomes with girls off tinder, or else i'll go find another girl to be with without you".

Ultimatums are fucking awful, abusive, and a quick one-way street to a shit time for everyone. There's no helping some people, anon, no matter how much you want to.

If you're gonna redpill someone, you gotta get in there early enough. Never ever state facts outright, ask them questions that challenge their worldview, and inspire them to look for answers themselves. If you make them feel like they're self-teaching, you're on the right track. Everyone loves thinking they came to an answer all by themselves.

A lot of this is down to the decisions you make and the red flags you ignore. For example, I made the horrendous decision to get engaged to my long-distance (professionally-diagnosed) bipolar girlfriend (now ex) even after she cheated on me multiple times. Why? Because I blamed myself, convinced I didn't work hard enough to successfully move to be with her in time (something she actually told me many times as an excuse). I had a mental block stopping me from imagining that she could be wrong about anything, and constantly ignored the outs she was throwing me, positive I could help fix her.

Fuck that noise, OP. It's not even about being a man. It's about having self-respect.

Also, for anyone saying find a normal girl: no girl is normal, they're all just different levels of crazy. My current gf says she needs to be closest to corners of rooms, need volumes set to even numbers, enjoys acting like a literal child on occasion and regularly asks if I love her because I don't say it enough.

They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but the truth is that the trick is to find a girl just crazy enough.

>>731753941
>Foreignhordes
>Native American

Just, Just kys, seriously, that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Did you know that sex usually only lasts about 1-30 minutes, while relationships last for years?

Interesting.

>>731753737
If you are totally set on sticking this out, then ask her about it constantly. She's saying you need to know how masculine she feels so you can use the correct pronouns, so ask her how she is identifying constantly, to the point where it becomes an annoyance to her. Pester her about it as much as possible while still appearing to be supportive and eventually she will get so sick of it she will tell you to drop it all together.

>>731758152
Bumping so hard for this

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>>731758571
This.

>>731753737
jesus christ, your generation was led into blind insanity by the jew run media.

>>731753737
Anon, honestly, dump that dumb bitch.
It will hurt at the start but what the fuck? She's giving you instructions about her gender?
If you aren't a complete shithead you'll realize it's better to not have a girlfriend than to not know if you have a girlfriend, a boyfriend or a fucking theyfriend. Dump her ass.

>>731753737

Never speak to her again.

It's that simple.

I had a friend.

>Was with his high school sweetheart for 10+ years.
>Get married.
>4 months later he did one of those silly fun online tests.
>Said he had gender dysphoria.
>Ha ha, silly test.
>Motherfucker went to the doctor.
>Motherfucker listened to the doctor.
>Told his wife he was a woman on the inside.
>Said his doctor said so, so it was so.
>Got taught how to apply make-up by his wife.
>Thought his wife would stay with him.
>She did, for a few months.
>She tells him she went on a date with some guy.
>They tried to kill themself.
>She leaves, files for divorce.
>They got the operation after crowdsourcing the money.

If she could drop that shit, you can too.

>>731758152
This is actually pretty sound to me. Thanks for that nugget of wisdom.

>>731753737
Kill her then yourself and die knowing you did this world a great service

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>>731753737
WEW

>>731753737
Dude...bail...unless she's 10/10 or fucks you retarded, it ain't worth it. Women aren't all that kind if crazy.

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Send her this pic and talk about how sad it is that FEMEN got defunded. If she doesn't fill in the gaps and become disillusioned with feminism and by extension gender politics, she can't be redpilled.

>>731758392
The Natives got conquered. The land they have exists due to the benevolence of the American people. We could have easily wiped them all off the map. This land is American now. Anyone not born here counts as a foreigner. It isn't that hard.

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>>731753737

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>>731753737
Jesus fuck, man.
End it, Xe's a lost cause.

>>731754922
Witnessed

>>731762559
Ok, but we didn't wipe them completely out and they ARE still born here

>>731763510
Fuck, i wish i thought of having people call me superduty

>>731757325

I like you. It's nice when someone realizes that "Wait a minute - you're asking /b for advice. Clearly something is terribly wrong."

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>>731758152
Dayum this guys has it right

>>731758152
You seem reasonable. Just got the "I need to figure things out on my own" breakup. Three months from now would've been our one year anniversary. Do I try again then, or just wait for her to say something?

>>731753737
omg im so happy i dont have trouble getting laid this shit is hilarious and you going with it, wow

Gender is a personal mostly permanent status that one is allowed to choose. This flip flopping and using crazy random pronouns is way to confusing to be useful

>>731753737
Fuck her siblings and or parents

One of these days she might literally slice off your cock in your sleep. Your choice to date crazy budget.

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>>731758152
Hooooolleeeeeeeeeshiiiiiittttt, never thought I'd say this about a person who supports the redpill shit, but man, you fucking nailed that advice!

>They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but the truth is that the trick is to find a girl just crazy enough

Like, deep, impressive man, I agree with you, but expand it further and say that all people are differing levels of crazy.

Still, fucking solid advice man, I agree with him, if the Gender thing is annoying you OP, find someone else. There is someone out there willing to bend to these rules, which from your perspective is odd. That person is obviously not you, find yourself a girl who is, crazy enough, like based Anon said. If you're uncomfy and she's throwing ultimatums at you, it's obviously time to move on man.

>>731754922
kek

>>731764293
Appreciate that. Just spent a lot of time thinking about this shit when I was going through the hard times. I like to give serious responses in these threads. My hope is that my old pain helps others out even a little.

I actually had that with my first relationship, anon.

She went off to a city about an hour away from where we went to high school together, for college, and I'd regularly visit her whenever I had enough money to bus it over.

Lost my virginity to her during this time. Shortly after got the same line. So as you can imagine, it being our 3rd year together, this was a bad time for that line to be brought up.

In my case, she was telling me this because she wanted a fresh start with new opportunities with new guys in a new place. Had to wrestle that out of her. Girls tend not to need space unless they need to clear a mental path for them to try on other people for size.

I'm not saying this is the case for you, but it's possible she's trying to let you off easy instead of telling you precisely what she's up to.

I say the best course of action is to keep doing you. Honestly, if you ever catch yourself making a decision that has even a tiny amount of her involved in it, reconsider it. I spent a lot of my late-teens/early-twenties refusing opportunities "just in case" some avenue of opportunity with an ex opened up again.

That's the reason rebounds exist. Resets the chemicals of love so you can think straight again. Like a mental orgasm. And I've found it's the reason girls do the "I need space" thing, more often than not.

Fuck, some deep thoughts here, need to get higher to think about it

>>731753737
My gf is like this except without the bitchy demanding sjw part. How are you supposed to know? The way she's saying you HAVE to sounds like crazy tumblr to me. If she has some days where she says "hey I'm feeling more masculine and would you mind calling me a he today?" and that would weird you out then go ahead and break up with her now. Otherwise tell her you'll do your best but she'll probably have to let you know.

>>731758152
>need volumes set to even numbers
Holy shit! I have whatever that is when I'm driving.
For some reason I feel anxious if I'm driving and the radio isn't on 5 0 or even numbers that aren't 2. For example 18 25 and 36 are great numbers

But 7 22 and 31 really eek me the fuck out.

Any psych majors wanna take a wack at this? I honestly don't know why I get this feel.

>>731753737
Poison her scrambled eggs

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>>731762559
Trump supporters are actually this retarded?

>>731766011
It's normal

>>731755725
This

>>731765041
I only really support redpill shit up to a certain point.

Not a huge fan of the psuedo-intellectual bullshit where they use as many mental gymnastics and statistics to reach the conclusion that "ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES"...but I definitely have been there in my absolute darkest times.

I totally agree with you. Right tool for the right job, and all that. Always someone for everyone. And yes, men and women are both crazy, in different ways and on different levels. It's like the whole "all men are assholes some of the time" line in 13 Reasons Why. All women are crazy some of the time. Acknowledging one doesn't mean the other isn't true.

I just think women do have certain different ways of thinking about stuff to men, but ultimately the same core reasons and motivations are at play. We all just want someone to get us, really.

Some of absolute biggest revelations in my life came from people just asking me why I thought a certain way, rather than just straight up telling me I was wrong.

Just as a quick example, I have social anxiety sometimes. Even as a kid at a fellow 8 year old's party, a slightly older kid came over to me asking why I wasn't joining in the other kids. I just said I didn't know anyone and would feel embarrassed. Kid was like "Uh, why? If nobody here knows you, chances are if they don't like you, they'll never see you again, right? So why not just go have fun", and you know what, it worked on me, and it's stuck with me ever since as one of those weird thought-scars that comes back every now and then.

Not trying to get all TED-Talky on anyone, but it's funny how people tend to stop when you provide them with a challenge. Even if they spout some absolute nonsense at you in the moment, that question will fester away at them and eventually drive them to look for an answer. And hey, it might even confirm how they originally thought, but at least they'll have an actual answer for next time, and that's better than just "It just feels right".

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>>731766213
>Not expecting those who worship at the altar of retard to be retards

Not really sure what to say

>>731753737
Hahahhaahah

This is cancer.

Kill that cunt

>>731766011
lil bit of OCD i'm sure, just make you you remind yourself that it don't matter, you'll be all guh nigga

She's not going to last more than this summer anyway because statistically speaking, she'll probably kill herself anyway. Dump her dumb ass retard it's just pussy.

>>731754521
This little negrou knows what he's saying. Do it. And ask for nudes, you lunatic piece of shit. Stop being useless, OP

Tell her when she's a man she can only be fucked in the ass.

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>>731766537
I could listen to you talk all night Anon, sadly, I need sleep like the weak human I am. I've enjoyed reading what you have posted, and the intellectual stimulation it brings, I'm screencapping what you've said so far and saving it, hope to be able to finish screencapping in the morning, but it's 4chan, things don't often work how ya want. Anyways, have a nice night Based Anon, you have my respect, it might mean very little, but you do.

>>731766011
Are you my girlfriend? Fuck you doing up this early.

But yeah it's just mild OCD like >>731766666 said. If it makes you feel comfortable setting it like that, don't worry about it. My girlfriend says she gets a pain in her bones if she knows I set the car radio to 21, even if I hide it as I set it it.

I'm the type of dick that fucks with shit like that for fun, so sometimes I play on it and pretend to set it to 21 when I set it to 20, and watch her hit the button to 19 and watch the chaos ensue.

>>731753737
Its one thing if she wants to be a boy. Its another fucking thing if shes going to play mind games and expect people to go along with them or else shes offended.

Just ask which pronoun you should fuck her,them,it, in. Then slap her and jizz in her eye. Ask if she is seeing clearly now.

>>731753737
OP, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT HOLY SHITFUCK

Honestly man, have sex with her a lot but don't get emotionally attached. Think of her as a masturbation tool

>>731753737
Listen up faggot, and I'm only gonna say this once.

Dump her ass. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

>>731754564
This

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>>731754696
Seconded.

>>731754696
Its times like these that make me regret being slitely more liberal than conservative

>>731757777
You gotta do it op. For the heavenly quads

>>731753737
"On masculine days can I fuck your boi pussie?"

>>731767207
No worries dude. Glad you've found my tipsy ramblings helpful. It's 6 AM here, so I should go get some sleep too. Have a good one.

Hopefully I've helped some others here, especially the lurkers.

Might hop in some more threads another time, if I happen to spot them among the porn. It's been fun.

>>731757666
Hello fellow bisexual:)

>>731753737
fuck millenials. jeeeeezus.

I had a gf like this once. sex was phenomenal but the rest of life sucked and she fucked 2 of my friends who both bragged about it behind my back for years until another friend told me about it.

Sometimes it makes me mad to think about it. Sometimes I jerk off to the thought. The fuck is wrong with me, bros?

>>731766666
Really... no one giving my man props for his 66666?

>>731767257
Not girl type, I'm man type.

I guess it is mild OCD- I like symmetry, maybe that's something to do with it. 21 wouldn't bother me though. Now 23 ugg, that's disgusting.

>>731766666
SATANIC QUINTS

>>731754521
>>731755893
>>731757307
>>731766991
>>731767740
>tfw this is actually what it's like
I'm bi so it's great tho

>>731768424
Agreed. 23 can go die and fuck itself in a hole. In that order.

>>731753737
holy shit op if you have any respect for yourself you'll use this moment to tell her to kill herself and watch her break down before she cucks you

>>731754047
this, before she cucks you.
She's probably already chugging nigger dick and if you say otherwise you're a bigot

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>>731757494
Good looking out anon

>>731754564
Also this, tell her you identify as an attack helicopter and post results

>>731753737
Put her in an insane asylum and move on. Only doctors can help her now

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>>731754194

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>>731769088
with that come back though

>>731768871
>>731768424

Exactly... who the fuck does 23 think it is?

It's not even, it's not divisible by three. If you had a group of people you could never divide it up evenly. And as far as prime numbers go, it's kind of an unimpressive pussy.

Fuck 23, it's useless. 23 year olds are stupid. 2023 will be an awful year. And 23 on the radio deserves getting punched in the face.

>>731753737
I had some hot af qt. hitting on me and dropped that shit the second she started showing me steven universe porn and talking about pegging me. fuck that these females are fucked in the head find yourself one of the rare gems that isn't

>>731753737
Don't enable her narcissism, tell her why she's wrong and if she gets pissed and doesn't accept, DUMP

>i get to be a boy and a girl and trade off whenever I feel like or be both at the same time or neither because I feel like it.

I'm tired of fucking cunts thinking they can have all the cake and eat it too. She probably also wants a gf and says the same shit to her. It's fucking disgusting makes me sick and angry as fuck

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>>731766666
logged in the name of steamy creamy

Trips in this thread and you break up and share the screenshot. Must tell her you don't believe in such nonsense and that she should check herself in for mental disorder. If you weren't an idiot you would do it for dubs. Hell you should just do it....

>>731769404
You sound like a woman complaining about an ex who had a foot or anal fetish

>>731770018
>>731766666

There were quints so I guess lets get it over with

>>731769308
they should have made this the story to the movie "the number 23"

>>731770086
Whats her tumblr?

Get her pregnant and ask her if she feels masculine with a child in her womb

As a bi guy with a preference for vagina over dick, having a cross dressing gf is amazing

>>731770919

cool story bro nobody gives a fuck why don't you slit your wrists and die slow

>>731770919
kys

>>731754194
Nigger

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>>731753941
lol holy shit i made that same picture months ago. its great to see someone had the same idea

>>731771314
>>731771335
It's so easy