Gonna try this on the wife tonight. Anyone used it before?

>>731728276
Yeah. It's fine. Pretty much any safe form of lube is better than none.

>>731728276
Enjoy not feeling anything in your dick for 2 hours

>>731728506
Wut? Why would that happen?

>>731728276
bump for interest

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>>731728506
Wut

It's not a lube and it sucks so don't get your expectations up to high

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I haven't used that one but the wife and I like Slippery Stuff. Pic related.
She's tiny and super tight, but when we use it she can take a big fat 8 inch dildo with no problem and we don't need to keep constantly reapplying it.

It's not lube it's clit rub

Is it one of those were you drop a drop on her clit?

I use one for my girlfriend and she get this warmer feeling and making her more sensitive, works great

>>731728829
Duh it's not a lube.

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Gonna try this on the wife tonight. Anyone used it before?

>>731729107
Had no problem with lubrication.

>>731728851
> dildo
> wife
> we
kys

>>731729665
You must have a real exciting sex life
>Thanks for the keks

>>731729809
I don't think it's all that bad but tbh I would never use a dildo bigger than my own dong on my gf/wife. At least not in her pussy

>>731730223
why so insecure? who cares. Btw how old are you? just curious

Right I'm gonna go rub some on the wife's clit,
I'll let ya know later how she got on.

>>731730565
TAKE PICS

>>731730223
Kegels. Tightening gels. Etc...
Some women need a lot to get off too
Doesn't necessarily mean its your shortcoming if it takes a lot. Sensitivity varies from cunt to cunt.
Some guys get off on that kinda thing.
I'm not the anon that posted that either. I just think you should be a little slower to speak/judge maybe

>>731729809
what keks? you use a dildo to please your wife, and she needs lube. let me at her bud. I'll show you how a man does it

>>731728276
just spit on her pussy and piss on her asshole save sum money...your welcome when she cums buckets

>>731728276
try tiger balm

>>731730711
I laughed because you're either a virgin, very inexperienced, close minded, or just an idiot in general. You obviously are under the age of 20
>Possibly autistic

>>731728276
squeeze a little lemon on it, it helps spread the gel more, trust

>>731728276
Yeah it's great. Starts of nice and warm and then gets really slippery and eventually it's just so wet i can hardly keep it in and she totally stops worrying about you coming home. I use your wife all the time

>>731730937
this
>>731730407
see he didn't answer my question. What an austistic faggot. So much insecure he is afraid his wife will dump him for a fucking dildo. Fucking kek'd

>>731730937
early mid-20s and graduated from an Ivy League a two years ago. I can guarantee I fuck more girls than you and have never needed a dildo

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>>731729107
works great bro

>>731731075
hehe

>>731731280
My thoughts exactly

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>>731730407
Huh? I'm 20, but I dunno, probably so it doesn't make her any looser? Dippy

I have a 7.5 incher though, so most dildos would probably be fine, I'm just not about to turn my partner into a size queen

>>731729107
>hatchet wound

>>731730937
>>731731444
by the way eat my trips short dick

>>731731444
Guarantee. That's a pretty bold claim for not knowing who I am. Ivy League means that you get boring ass basic bitches. You probably pop in 5 or less, right?

>>731731635
>Being such a fag that you have to check your own roll because everyone else realizes what a fag you are

>>731731585
>7.5 incher
>lying on the internet
Wew lad

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Gonna try this on the wife tonight. Anyone used it before?

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>>731731817
this

>>731731659
Yeah man, I jizz n' jet

>>731731585
why would a dildo make her looser than with your dick? Are you retarded

>>731731585
Come back when you learn a few things kid

>>731731659
I'm guessing you're not one of these fags who freaks out about Emma Roberts. Good for you, but you're wrong. I'm 8" tell your wife to call me

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>>731731824
why would I make up such an intermediate length to lie about? I started just under 7" and Ive been doing PE stretches for like 5 months and change.

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>>731732048
>PE stretches

>>731731984
why wouldn't it? A dildo that's thicker and longer would for sure. I do buttstuff myself, so I know that bigger stuff does in fact, contrary to 4chan colloquial sex knowledge, make you looser

>>731732003
Like what? that her pleasure is all that matters? Sure, but I have pride too man

>>731731962
Come back when you're older and we can have a real discussion.

>>731728276
it's absolute shit waste of money, she didn't feel a thing and neither did I

>>731732168
ok, jelqing? kegels? What do you want retard

>>731732048
Because 7 is stereotypical bullshit and 8 just sounds ridiculous. It's simply trying to be tactical about your lie.
>I've done it

>>731728851
Dear America, pls stop saying 'super' in front of every other word. It fucks me right off.

>>731732242
If you get her off more, she'll get you off more. This in turn leads to not having to be such a shallow fag that you have to fuck n run everytime. This leads to women that will beg you to fuck them if you do it right.
>Feels good man

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Literally have fucked porn. Stars for free. It's a Saturday night and you guys are arguing about this shit...

>>731732401
Oh. I guess that's a good explanation. But nah man, 7.5 is like my best BP measure. NBP I get like 7.1-2 ig. I just have a decent size schlong, no need to overthink it. I know it's /b/ of all places and you have no reason to believe me, but I'm tryna be reasonable here

go fuck yourself with a nigger dick

>>731732526
I've never been a fuck n run kinda guy. All my relationships have been long term. I suppose that's true though, but there's a lot to explore that doesn't involve my personally non-preferred dildo shit, so why go right for that? Just getting girls into anal is usually enough for a whiiiile

>>731732425
That post was super. It's almost like you're super autistic and think that anyone will actually care about your super post.

>>731732770
The only point that I've been trying to make is that different folks take different strokes. Know what I'm saying.
This >>731729665 was full on close minded autism and I'm just trying to help you not sound so ignorant, /b/ro

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>>731733471

>>731732594
Fair enough
>Believable because no sperg rage

>>731733716
My bad. It's hard to tell who's who sometimes.