non-porn webms

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It isn't even the snatch part that creeps me out most about it, it's the combination with that perm and his faggy smile.

>>731727307
3 months later it killed itself

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>smake crack
>forget to put out lighter before pocketing it
>Wuuuurldstarrrrrr

>>731727693
Crack heads are indestructible

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>>731727779

Thsoe guy are pretty cute and seem friendly. What are they? Are those the monkey that bath in the hot springs in Japan?

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Anyone remember the M*A*S*H episode where Klinger eats a jeep?

>>731727693
He just keeps walking not giving a single fuck

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>>731728354

Do you have a hard time reading? He's on crack. Magic potion.

>>731728090
The fuck am I looking at?

>>731727525
what the fuck. did he take that ducks head off

>>731727307
Uh what the fuck is going on in that webm

>>731729294
That was an impressive jump.

>>731728735
aliens

>>731727010
Haha priceless.

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This is bullshit. Even the brass casing is gone. That's fake.

>>731727010
lost

fucking kek

>>731729117
Fastest creature on the planet.

>>731728090
Forreal, we need an explanation on this

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This is...

>>731729842
The front one is trying to escape from getting eaten.

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>>731729294
LIKE A GLOVE!

>>731729600
No seriously.

>>731730090
Only while falling

>>731727779
Lost

>>731728090

Spontanous human combustion folks..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYLJ23krrA

>>731727693
I ain't got time for this shit

>>731730706

fug

>>731728850
Oh shit, flashback

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>>731730706
couldn't fully watch it

>>731731069
>>731730899
vampire squid

>>731727307
Modern medicine. Cant cure my fucking auto-immune disease but can turn fucking Carrot Top into a woman

>>731729282
Infection or so

>>731730321
Ayyy

>>731730706
what dis

>>731730706
Cthulhu is awake

>>731730568
Only time I've ever felt sick on /b/

>>731731448
>>731731334
refer to >>731731149

they're only about a foot long so pretty harmless to humans, but look pretty nasty

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>>731731453

>>731730235
tfw you get AIDS

>>731731395
How Freddy Mercury got AIDS

>>731731707
don't disrespect that legend, he daed

>>731731657
That's OK, I could climb that

>>731731657
As fun as it would be to climb that thing, I'd get to the top and shit myself when I looked down

>>731731875
There's a fine line between taking risks and doing this, 1 gust of wind and you're gone

It's amazing to see and experience, but why not attach a small wire to your leg and connect it to the frame? It's basically a lifesafer in its purest form

>>731728850
awesome

>>731732158
that's kind of a dick move to do, those things can hurt pretty much at a short distance

>>731730071
Abrams dont use brass casings dumbshit

>>731732361
amazing how you can let yourself go like that, always suprises me

>>731728090
Confirmed fake

>>731732463
what is that?

>>731728309
don't think anyone watches MASH here, I used to watch it with my father, gotta say as a non-American I really enjoyed the American 'feel' of that show

>>731732375
he burnt his patch

>>731732626
I was waiting for his legs to overload

>>731732463
I really don't know whats going on here. Could someone explain please?

>>731729141
"god I can't wait until he's dead and I'm rich"

>>731731657
more of these

>>731732839
Yeah, he burnt his fucking patch.

>>731729117
Broke its neck. If you look carefully, you can still see the head attached, just snapped backwards

>>731732575
snek

>>731733291
LOL damn, what a total sly guy throwing that bread at that porcupine

>>731732839
>>731733259
i've never heard of someone being a bigger pussy

oh no his feewing got huwwwwwt!!!!!!!

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>>731733507

>>731732575
I've seen something like this before. they were moving railing

>>731733530
Well I googled it and turns out that 10 yr old getting shot borrowed the patch and uploaded a video on YouTube burning it on a grill

The shooter is a 15 yr old and can't expect him to act responsibly yet, but it does provide a bit of context on the story

>>731727307
What the actual fuck is this shit?????

>>731732919
looks like cgi to me

>>731732919
>>731733833
it is a cable

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>>731727010

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>>731731395
The file name is just

>>731733580
Manlet Jimmy Pop

>>731733822
what do you think it is?
are you that stupid?

>>731727307
It's been awhile since I've seen this webm.

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>>731733822

Stop posting webms. I'm on an iPad.

>>731730568
My asshole was clenched the entire time

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>>731734021

>>731733822
SRS, dude got a vagina now instead of a dick

>>731734103
Ok. But just so you know, I'm on an iPad. It's very selfish of you guys to post webms.

>>731732949
>hello land dog,i am sea dog

>>731734049
holy shit

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>>731727010

>>731734249
you can save and open on vlc

>>731734049
That looks amazing lol, some miniature airport with a real snake I presume?

>>731734049
Welcome to Australia.

>>731733079
miss wildboyz

>>731734249
yea I have that same problem mostly, but you can still watch gifs and images I guesss

>>731734217
okay so how many of you straight guys would bang that, be honest....i would

>>731734367
No, its a regular airport on the moon with a local animal.

>>731732949
aren't seals mostly pretty bitey or so? great webm tho

>>731734367
no, not a miniature airport. it's obviously snekzilla

>>731730071

Best job I've ever had, should have stayed in

>>731734549
hehe well could've also been a Cinema4D project or so

>>731734454
fucking idiots what were they thinking? Burritos

>>731730568
Any failed ones of these?

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>>731727010

>>731734690
yea those are called suicides lol

>>731734367

Hamburg, Germany

http://www.miniatur-wunderland.com/

>>731732361
people like this don't deserve the pleasure of continuing to live

>>731734787
yeah we have that in holland as well, it's called Madurodam (mostly visited by wealthy Japanese and Chinese tourists)

>>731734932
>implying their life is a pleasure

It'd be better to let them suffer

>>731734904
how does this happen?

>>731735126
nerve gas

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>>731730321

>>731729842
Why are they mad?

>>731728090
Resus monkeys or makaks

extremely common in Eurasian equatorial areas

they are small and pretty smart. And being fat seems to be even cuter

>>731733890
from which movie

>>731735126
just bad communication

>>731730568
man... give me a video where one of those dumbfucks lose their footing and fall ffs

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>>731735334

>>731733000
I guess I'll be the faggot that says it.
Sauce?

>>731732158
I love how the kid collapses and his gun kinda gets caught up on the back of the helicopter.

>>731735080
The fat person covers his/her eyes...

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>>731735433

Nice loope.

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>>731735433
Link with sound? I'm laughing so hard.

>>731734563
Filename win

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>>731735433

>mfw

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>>731732158
>filename
mfw

>>731735667
>>731735636
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468216/Moment-woman-strolls-Atlanta-s-airport-NAKED.html
why it keeps happening

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>>731735433

...

>>731731657
Those people who climb radio towers get roasted with radiation.

>>731733580
why does the loser go for the uglies woman there? If you anyway got nothing to lose go big

>>731735799
"You should ask the naked lady in terminal B. She seems nice."

>>731732626
204 Kg = 450 Lbs

>>731734410
lmao

>>731733688
Is this how the universe was created?

>>731734485
well then you aren't a straight guy

>>731733580
if you are above 21 and wear a fucking cap .. you are a complete beta loser.
Yes, even if you are a rapper or whatever you think is cool. Speaking of which - if you are 21 and think you are a rapper - you are a loser.

>>731733603
He knew what he was doing. smart pigeon that eagle.

>>731734685
Well... the question was rather what the fuck were the cat thinking?

>>731734658
dfghdsfg

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>The Man keepin another brazza down

>>731736092
What's the sauce or backstory?

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>>731735433

>>731735619
Always knew the Joker had some skeletons in his closet.

>>731734451
Download vlc, click on webms, it downloads, brings you to vlc, done

>>731736092
Sauce ?
...........or backstory ?

>>731730300
i consider that porn

>>731736938

worst fear, and biggest reason I dont do this.

>>731727693
>Oh, Lor' Jesus thur's a fahr!

He gonna get da bron-kite-us, he ain't careful...

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Who is the girl? The one without a dick.

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motivational

>>731736922
First time trying to do that?

>>731727779
I thought I was watching Fox

>>731737156
No idea. But I'd like to know who the girl with the dick is.

>>731728090
when they hear my mixtape

>>731733188
>The Jews Brothers

>>731729613
play this, and have "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers playing. Yep.

>>731727525

that other bird came in like 'wot happened'

>>731729282
Post op tranny. I hate that I know that.

>>731737131
that must be some good shit right there

>>731737395
>Autism: The Post

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>>731737459
thanks captain obvious

>>731730568
every time, my asshole turns into a lampreys mouth. Fuck heights, man.

>>731737131
That is a pretty shit nurse. You should take the needle out at the very first headbop, and be ready to catch her.
I've had people faint on me while taking their blood maybe 10 times, and I've never dropped anyone like that.

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>>731737375

>"Golden Brown" by The Stranglers

Great song.

>>731727779
Fuckin died

>>731735157
People are rolling down their windows and yelling insults at them.

And rightfully so.

>>731733890
That's what she said.

>>731730706
>who ordered the Super-Spoopy Murder-Calamari?

>>731737553
Why do they faint? Is it because they stopped breathing like idiots?

@731737577

>Fuckin died

No it didn't, you tard.

>>731737282
Why not both?

>>731733441
why is this so funny?

>>731737644
some people just faint when having there blood drawn

>>731735338
SCORE!

>>731735066
>dat street lamp

>>731730568
need higher quality for more ass clenching

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>>731737777
>t

>>731735338
more like this

>>731737665
>@

Fucking faggot, Get out.

>>731735619
She is so fucking hot

>>731732732
I used to watch it years ago, here in Britain.
I always wondered about the masculinity of American soldiers because coming from a military family here I'd never seen so many emotional wankers with a cross-dresser thrown in.
I really enjoyed the show though.

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>>731737838

>>731735515
jesus christ why

>>731730300
white people must be stopped

>>731735134

damn what a qt

>>731737898
science

>>731737699
that a dude?

>>731735754
got my juices flowing

>>731727307
Jesus christ. This is considered a normal healthy human woman now.
Cant believe my grandpa died fighting Nazis for this shit.
Maybe Hitler had it right.

>>731735338
How the fuck do you get amateurs to d...

oh.

>>731737997
no

>>731730568
booty cheeks clenched like theres no tomorrow

>>731736092
sauce? backstory? give me something

>>731738003
yeah your gandpa was a faggot enabler kys

>>731735619
thanks mr skeltal

>>731733037
She's going to fuck SO MANY Mexicans. Not big rancho dudes either, like awful sweaty, bean-wafting motherfuckers, just to exorcise Donnies ghost from her cunt.

>>731737644
It's usually because they are super tense the moments before, because they are afraid of the needle prick. That state of mind burns through gluckose , so went it culminates the combination of placebo and low bloodsugar makes them faint.
All of our stations in the bloodbank keep cold orange juice nearby, to give to the patients if they start to feel lightheaded. It almost fixes it instantly, and once the needle is in they don't feel it anymore, so it's usually smooth afterwards.

>>731734217
Who is that?

Clever girl

>>731736567
lost

>>731737046
same

>>731738038
those girls were turned on

>>731727693
>put out lighter
what now

>>731730071
Abrams don't use brass casings..go google more fag

>>731735581
>steak everyday for the rest of it's life

>>731738085
sauce?

>>731738038
the little boy was very strong, poor motherfucker

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so basically this is a rekt thread ok say no more

>>731738312
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55fd796bd59b2

>>731738116
But where's Terence?

>>731735066
street lamp used smash, it's super effective

>>731733037
I'd love to see Hillary's head on a pike myself.

>>731734658
nigger will nig

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>>731738261
Holy shit, what a nightmare. Easily one of the scariest things I've ever seen

>>731734454
i guess cats dont always land on their feet. Stupid cats.

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>>731738338
how hard did daddy fuck her to make her do that? or is it that daddy stopped fucking her because she's old now?

>>731727525
Dude that bird pulled the ducks head off

>>731734367
Larger than average snek, smaller than average airport.

They fucking with you ON PURPOSE.

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>>731732473
it's easy when you loose hope, you just eat to feel better, then you put on more weight so you eat to make yourself feel better, rinse repeat

>>731731173
oh shit, it's op!

>>731732463
what dis

>>731738368
Let it go already trumptard, let it go.

>>731733977
That is one ugly ass transvestite.

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kek?

>>731732626
gah damn

>>731734658
Fuck u faggot

>>731734485
No, because straight.

0 penis = not enough penis for fuck
1 penis = just the right amount of penis for fuck
2 penis = too much penis for fuck
2 penis or more = /fit/

>>731728850
I wanna fuck the shit out of her

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>>731732851
lol so was i
or his arms

>>731737395
That other bird was the motherfucker who just ordered duck for dinner

>>731730706
incredible creature

>>731736092
Oldfag here. I remember this .
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuaVdV5ER8

She got trolled by someone using a gif of the above vidoe. She thought it was real and showed her tits, but the snake ate the chick anyways.

>>731732473
ikr? op has really outdone himself.

>>731735619
ass : 404

>>731733507
That's a boar, you dingus.

>>731738820
how u get that video of me

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>>731738595
bwa hahahahahahaha

>>731734049
The rare Boeing Constrictor

>>731738885
the pieces are falling into pieces everyday
yesterday they were saying she was the Florida sucider girl, similar but no

What's with all the weirdos posting animal torture shit? Literally take your own life.

>>731737901
that dude is purple

>>731737156
Must need money bad to fuck a tranny bare

>>731737156

That's a pretty passable trap. Sauce? I'm not even intro traps I just need it for....research

>>731738595
so that's what a butthole does

>>731735005
In my experience, people tend to get blown into much larger chunks than that.

>>731736922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znvm7I_HgRc

>>731736628
Those girls are in high school, dipshit.

>>731735619
those bones though

>>731739278
so?

>>731738399
hahahahahahaha

>>731738350
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55fd796bd59b2
you are a good person anon ta

>>731739051
Don't really have to worry about a dying guy if he is dead.

>>731736922
>opposite day.webm

>>731739249
More girls fighting please. Bonus points for knockouts and white girls.

>>731736938
She told EVERYONE and the guy got beat up by several people on several different occasions.

>>731737898
Because Jesus felt like it.

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>>731737409
i hate palestians

>>731737057
boss.

boss as fuck. What a bad ass.

>>731734049
That's shit happened to me last time. Worst shit ever. Plane was delayed for like 40 minutes. Australia is the worst.

>>731734634
Typical chick, always ordering light and then eating off your plate

>>731729294
What kind of truck is that?

>>731739605
geeze bitch take a picture it will last longer

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>>731739062
ayooo!

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>>731734454
Why wouldn't those dumbasses pick the cat up and over?

>>731737887
Name?

>>731736092
Does anyone have the backstory to this?

Failing that, does anyone have the sauce for it?