dubs decides what I do about my fucked up toe

cut it off

>>731723948
eat it

>>731723948
Go see a doctor to treat it

>>731724137
this

>>731723948
fix it man
make a deeb cut into the healty nail next to the wound and pull the fuck out

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remove the nail and post truth

>>731724137
roll

stick a toothpick under your nail and kick a wall

>>731723948
Bolt cutters

>>731724305
reroll

go toe your doctor

>>731723948
Just cut it off, how much worse of could you be?

Toe in ass

>>731724137
Rolling for this one. I have an ingrown toenail too. Sucks.

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>>731724305

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op here, I've been picking at it, still waiting for a get

>>731724305
rollin

>>731724412
pour boiling water on it

Suck the pus and blood out of it, then puck it out, tgen go see a doc and tell him about the taste of you toe.

Pull it off with pliers and shove up pooper

>>731724137
this

>>731724305
rolling

>>731724499
winrar

Suck out the puss

>>731724386
I had one too, it's painful as fuck and I had go to a doctor to cut that shit open and remove some of the flesh, my toe looks kind of weird now. After that I had to stop biting my toe nails.

>>731724305

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Webm with audio of rubbing salt deep in the wound

>>731724499
>>731724544
nice dubs

OP better do both

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>>731723948
nigga I used to get ingrown toenail all the time until I found this one trick that doctors don't want you to know about
>rip a tiny corner off of a piece of toiletpaper (like 1cm squared)
>roll it up so it looks like a tiny joint
>use your fingernail to gently but firmly insert it diagonally under the corner of the toenail
>change twice a day or as needed

that doesn't look very infected yet so you should be good on skipping a trip to the doctor if you follow the steps above for a few days
thank me later

>>731724588
Got it fucker

>>731724499

Oh shit nigger

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>>731724499
op here give me one sec

>>731724588
Heil Hitler

>>731723948
Cut your others nails you nasty shit

>>731724645
do it or no balls

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pic related

>>731723948
Suck It

>>731724645
Oh boy, include me in the screen cap

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Winner said put toothpick in and kick a wall but op has no balls even though "dubs decides" yea ok

>>731723948
Call a toe truck

>>731724750
the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve

Include me in the screencap

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>>731724645
reddit is a cancer

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you guys are faggots

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>>731724888
chkekked

>>731724750
>dubs decide
>no dubs in screencap

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>>731725002

>>731725002
OH FUK

>>731725002
he's gonna do it

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>>731725002
the gods are watching, there's no turning back now

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>>731725002

>>731725002
is this cunt actually going to do it?

>>731723948
>>731724412
>>731724645
>>731725002
No timestamperino?

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>>731725002

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>>731725002

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I'm viciously smashing the update button right now

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that wasn't that bad, now I need to get some pliers

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Refresh refresh refresh refresh

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>>731725360

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>>731725360
>bending your toe

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>>731725360

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>>731725360

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>>731725360
Should have used a nail

Cum on the resulting toe

>>731725360
include me in the screencap

>>731725360
CLOSE UP AND TIME STAMP

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if trips I don't have to plier my toenails

rip your nail off that will fix it

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Take this from someone travelling a lot who had an ingrown toenail since 13 years of age.

I had 2 small surgeries and I am potentially scheduled for the cosmetic surgery that removes part of the toenail so it cant grow back in. But I don't really need it.

Here's what you need:
1x nail scissors
1x tweezers (Very important: Not smooth headed ones, get one with creasings!)
1x Disinfection

Here's what you do:
Take the scissors into your right hand.
Direct a cut as close you can towards your flesh without hurting yourself and slowly curve inwards.

Stop once you have cut as "deep" towards the nails root as you can. Now take the tweezers and slowly but carefully remove the chunk of nail.

Now comes the horrible par:
Grab the tweezers and start "feeling" around around in the nail bed for small pieces of nail. This hurts a lot but is necessary.

Once you get all of the pieces out it's only a matter of maintaining the nail really. Just repeat the process (This time with no pain whatsoever ) as soon as you start feeling any bit of pressure.

And there you go - how to keep grown-in toenails in check.

>>731725718
rollllllll

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>>731725639

Now you need to bash the toe with a hammer.

put butter on it

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>>731725360
if dubs rip off your toe nail
maybe op isnt a faggot now

>>731725708
faggot

Trips for pliers, quads for a nail kick.

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>>731725922
OOOOH SHIT BOYS

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>>731725922

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>>731723948
I had it happen to me 3 or 4 times.
Put alcohol it twice a day after shower, occasionally push it to relieve some of the pressure from puss and blood, add antibacterial at night just a lil. then wait a week or so while taking care of it till it feel back to normal, then dig at it again to get the rest of the nail and don't pussy out doin it.
repeat the top steps to heal again.
The reason by letting in be for a week is the nail will grow further for you to try and stop at it again. Because if you try right from the start again and keep digging and dont let it heal to try again you'll get a major infection and to the hospital you got.
Patience is key.

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>>731725922

>>731725922
Rip off the nail.
Use alchool or anything to help you with the pain but do it.
Here dubs are kings.

I'll roll trippps for pliers, quads for a nail kick

Timestamp please. Write "bananabrain" to show you are not a fake.

I never get trips

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>>731726330

>>731726592
Thanks DIE ANTWOORD would be prud
also plicker

>>731726592
RIP IT OFF

if dubs, soak in boiling water

>>731723948
cut it off

>>731726766
DUBS
Do it now you have no choice

>>731726592
hurry

>>731726782
YESSSS

>>731726782
Agreed

Either commit to doing what the fucking autists on this site are going to ask, or quit wasting our time.

>>731723948

Stick a thin file or something under the nail on the bloody side, try and pry it out of the swolen area. It's obviously an ingrown nail

>>731726782
THIS ENTIRELY

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>>731726782

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>>731726766
2 dubs for this already, you gotta do this op

>>731725708
Those aren't pliers. Those are dykes.

>>731727174
agrreeee
also if dubs, soak in boiling water

>>731727535
I 5th this

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i'm trying this hirts a fuck ton, I'll work through it though

>>731727622
Them sweet boiling water doubles.exe

>>731723948
go see a doctor, also flirt with doctor no matter the age or gender.

>>731727691
>nail scissors

>>731727691
Someone post some reaction pic. Fucking Jesus fucking Christ

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>>731727691
HAHA HOLY SHIT ADD ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>731727699
>>731727622

Double doubles = boiling water

>>731724137
Yeah this.
All they do is cut a wedge out. its uncomfortable but not too painful. Little bit of a pain in the ass nursing it for like 2 or 3 days after but then holy shit the sweet relief

If dubs, after boiling his toe in the water, he must put salt on it.

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>>731727998
Nice dubs on the boiling

RIP OP's toenail

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OP will deliver

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RIP IT OFF OP

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do it faggot

I bet op is an amerifag and can't afford a doctor. Move to a civilizated country and treat it for free.

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>>731727691
wtf op

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While we wait for OP to deliver
what r u listenin right now?
I love electro/dance/rave/core from 90s

>>731728672

inclined to believe this is real

Put a nail under it and kick a wall

>>731728672
Timestamp with the wrekt toe.

>>731728746
Some shit off the Star Wars soundtrack.

>>731723948
So, whats happening.. is you cut your nail to low and now the edge is cutting into your toe from the inside and it's causing that .. get it looked at.

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>>731728672

put the bananabrain note next to the nail

also hey Dhaerlote

>>731728672
Fake look at the filename. Previous pictures from OP are all different

No timestamp. A real man would stamp where the nail used to be

>>731727998
roll for that

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SHI T NIGGA

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>>731728672

>>731728899
Timestamp or OP is just a fake
>>731728975
mmmmh I noticed the same

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>>731728672

Dude get some pure oregano oil and put that shit on it.. or smash it with a hammer then piss on it. Or tell your mom

>>731728672
Fake.

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Weight fell on it in high school

>>731728672
Time stamp and put it in the pooper

>>731729197
just cut it off

>>731728672
op dont be a faggot

>>731728901
I love that shit too
listening to globin from mars right now

Someone screencap this

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>>731728672
Salt please

>>731729557
OP fake faggot nothing worth to screen here

>>731729322
do it

>>731729624
Fake?

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>>731728672

>>731729737
No timestamp and note within the pic
therefore fake. Also different pic filename

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>>731729197
Ingrown nail removed.
It was a gaping hole of blood 2 weeks ago

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>>731730065
keep it going op...

>>731728672
i'm op this is not real I'm still working on my toe

>>731730305
I'm also OP and this is real I'm not working on my toe.

>>731730305
Update pics?

>>731730305
>>731730477
I'm real OP and none of this was real

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>>731730613
And I'm OJ Simpson

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>>731730613
I'm op and these are impostors, I'm still working on my list

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op here sorry about that other faggot I worked about half of it off and got this potato quality vid, will post pics soon

stick it up your anus faggot

>>731730802
That looks like a piece of tape, not part of your toenail.

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>>731724645
some autism going down here

>>731730802
post pic or your toe with timestamp

Put a sharpie in your pooper

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Add me to the screencap please screencap-kun

>>731728672
God damn it OP shove that thing up your shit pipe

Me f5 button is acctually losing color from pressing

>>731723948
I had that or 5 years, it healed thankfully... you need to put in acetone and light it on fire

>>731723948
Commit suicide.

>>731723948
put cotton underneath your nail and push it with something flat, i used scissors carefully. It as to protect your skin from being cut by your nail, put also desinfectant.
This is the costless method and it worked for me.
Otherwise you can go make a surgery operation.. very commun operation don't worry

>>731723948
just go to bed and fap, it's late af where I live

>>731732186
do it

>>731723948
Op i had the same thing however no health insurance, what i did was let it grow as much as possible (1-3 months) it'll be a bitch that time but after its long enough you use a knife and startslicing the nail top to bottom about a cm from the edge of your toe, this will weaken the infected area and allow you to pull it out with a pair of pliers (protip: take a lot of painkillers beforehand and have some alcohol to pour on it after ypu pull out that segment of nail) after you rip it out keep it sterilized for 2 hours. Youll be fine afterwards
Mine was 5x worse than yours dont worry

>>731728672
op delivered, op is not a fag

Cut it off

It's not happening guys. You can go now.

>>731733942
But I want to believe

Suck your toe

OP you wasted our time but god saw the dubs and trips that will not go umpunished

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Not op but will bump with my Frankenstein toes. Got each one operated on twice. Any ways to get rid of them that work?

remove kebab

>>731724603
diagonally which way? / or \

>>731724412
warm epsom salt bath, gotta dig it out and cut it back bro

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Great fucking thread you retard

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>>731724544
I like this one. OP should do it.

>>731737314
already done you stupid faggot, try reading the thread instead of sucking nigger cock

Get a flathead screw driver (the bigger and wider the head the better) , wooden spoon , exacto knife and a cloth to wrap around the spoon. Insert spoon and cloth into mouth then stick the screwdriver head into the side of the infected portion to pry up the toe nail then carefully cut away from you the ingrown portion of the nail

>>731724499
ayylmao

>>731737099
upboat

>>731732165
this shit got infected on me so bad, cannot recomend: go see a doctor

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Fellow ingrown here, gonna have surgery in 2 weeks and have to do this shitty footbath that aint working at all, should actually have some anti-biotics going, but aint getting none

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>>731737385
Rewatch. He curled his toe and dropped the toothpick like … well, like an OP

>>731723948
PUT VICS VAPO RUB ON - WRAP IN SHRINK WRAP - PUT ON SOCKS - GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT EVERY DAY UNTIL ITS GONE PROMISE IT WORKS

if dubs, you timestamp your removed nail and eat it with tabasco

>>731723948
Cut your toe off

>>731738421
Thanks, Billy.