ITT: act like new fags until someone gets trips.

@ 731717070
What's a "newfag"?

this site is so judgmental

Can someone tell me how to make the things I type green?

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>>731717140
oh no he's retarded!

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>>731717070
I'm not a newfag, I've been here since 2010.

How to make text color pls
\b\ros

no u

>>731717070
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let me make a newfag acting thread so i know what not to do (since im a newfag) so i can act like an oldfag to fit in

Oldgay reportating in: I've been here all summer and half autumn.

What does ITT mean?

im totally bookmarking this post

>>731717743
I've been here since 2002 and I still don't know.

The Adult requests board is /pol/, isn't it? Also how whats a triforce? Thanks B anyway

lol XD

Hey guys? How do i type in that green thingy? I tried <font color="green"> didn't work :(

where do i find my 4chan email account

>>731717070
hey guys can you reccomend me a board? i figured this place was random so it was a good place to start

Im a trump voter kill the niggers amiright guys

>>731717070
I came here to meet a hacker named FourChan

>>731717566
>>731717866
samefags

like this post if you want the old 9gag back

>>731717070
<7070
Nice dubs

trip

>>731718078
underrated post

>>731718078

how do i like the post?

Awoo?

downvoted for strong language

Who is sage?

triple 5 right here yall

Yooo anyone else use figit spinners? Yolo sweg

ugh

whats a pepe

lets get all the racist white supremacists off our site guys
we dont want theese racists here do we guys?
guys???

666

>>731718665
fuck

am i now a member of anonymus /b\ros?

how do i grentext xd

meme loving tricksters

i want you to hack my facebook xdddddd

lol guys /b/ was always like this

where is all the fucked up shit i heared about XD

trying to get on the FP

can you guys pleasw like my vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfuugEt60s
i really wanna be a pro gamer (b)rosssss

>>731718735
WE ARE LEGION
WE NO FORGIVE
WE NO FORGET
you all gonna get hacked :)))))))))
im tracing your ip as we speak
gonna hack into your mainframe and delete all your facebook posts and disable your wifi
you should be scared

>>731717070
Pools closed!

>>731717070
What does "ITT" mean? And what on earth are trips? XD

wow so many faggots on /B/ today

ok

Tripss

>>731718865
LOL i dont even have an facebook. and also im on ethernet-!

>>731718865
lol bless your heart

>>731718735
is anonymous still a thing actualy?

>>731718822
Double doubles, omg!

Why is that frog FAT?!

Turning 360 degrees puts you looking the same way Baka

where do i enter my credit card

>>731718881
!!wow nice trips

>>731718886
TRIPS

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

H4h4 wh47 n00bz

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i need hackers to take down my best friends facebook

>>731718865

Please, I love my facebook! My dad will kill me if the wifi is gone :(

hinga dinga durgen

Okay, but seriously who the fuck is Moot?

If you type your password here, it will become stars.

**********

See?

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tripl

>>731719104
hunter2

>>731719104
Trapsarentgay420

Did it work?

>>731717070
fuck off normie reeeeee

>>731718881
>>731718886

2 trips fags

boobs

what is a trip?

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If I say dubs in my post, does it give me dubs?
DUBS!

I'm 13 and what is this

>>731717070
nigger lol

>>731717070
I don't get how you guys can like trump

>>731718881
stop breaking the rules of the thread, pools closed is for oldfags

gay

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What are trips?

Why does everyone say "fag" here? That's really insensitive!

>>731707070

>>731719164
Yes i see *************

@731717070
> not a newfag
%triforce

I've been here since boxxy lol . NOT a newfag.

what's does OP mean?

>>731717743
Intense Testicular Tension

upvote

Okay, but guys I'm really scared some ex-Navy Seal threatened me, should I call the cops?

Hello

Can someone link me a good subchan or a list of other categories.

>>731719564
Www.4chan.com/B/

what do trips mean

>>731719666

hey

Porn thread.

>>731717070

Hey guize, raid my friend! Think of the Lolz!!! If you say no you're just a Moralfag SJW!!! Old /B/ would have been my personal army!

>>731719777

>>731717743
ITS TURBO TIME

>>731719888

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>731719767
Listen kid keep pestering us anons and I promise we WONT forgive and WONT forget

>>731719999

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Fuck off niggers

999 plz

@No.731717070
Lol can you show me how to make the text green srry im 2 retarded

bam

>>731719998
What is greentext

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What are trips? And how do i get them?

>>731720111

poop thread!

Hey guys redditor here. I love this site but I have one small problem with it. I was in this AWESOME trap thread earlier and tried to circle back to it but I couldn't find it? On reddit usually I can google search and find the exact thread if I lose it but where is the search function for old threads on 4chan?

>>731720222

>>731720222

Gett

How do I post a picture? Let me know /b/ros. Also, how can I get a 4chan premium account?

222!!!!!!!!!!!!

zozzle

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I Love This Picture

What's kek? Sorry for my english amirite guys xDD

>>731720404
404 gett

How do I login?

No, but seriously who is Moot?

how do i webm on iphone

xD lol

Who is snacks

hey guys im getting bullied at school can you ruin the guys life for me pls?

666

You guys like memes?

>>731717070
How do I log on, guys?

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Hail Drumpf

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>>731717070
niggers jews kikes beaners

hitler did nothing wrong sieg heil

trump is my master

>140 posts
>not even dubs
what the fuck

>>731720907
here's dubs for ya

Lords

Best Saturday afternoon entertainment you guys have a great fucking weekend

222

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Who is this and why do our fellow anons spam her???

>>731721111

cool frog

what is capcha

>>731718665
>>731718685
severely underrated

>>731717070
Don't f**** say the n word guys it's pretty racist

>>731721555

>>731721666

>>731721666

Get!

>>731721666

>>731721104
desu? desu

How do I respond to other people?

I hang dogs from trees, so I can raise the ruff.

where can i find cp?

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>>731721693

>>731717070
How do you see what your number is before you post?

>>731721880
Moooooods

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>>731721891

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

hi

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>>731721944

>>731722000
winrar

>>731722000
I DID IT

>>731722000
nice double triples

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Don´t spread the hate symbol!

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I hacked 4chan DB through SQL injection

>>731722000
impressive, very nice

>>731722111
oh shit

>>731722111
noice

>>731722111
dude

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>>731722000
WINRAR

>>731722111
Sir, I salute you

theyre just giving em out now

>>731722111
well played

>>731722209
>>731722232
>>731722239
well well well... midtrips

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>gets trips
>people still act like newfags

what universe is this?

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>>731722000
>>731722111

>>731722398
a shitty one

>>731717070
wahts triples

>>731719246
I was here in 1994 dude

>>731717070
what is trip
is porn yes?
moist nugget

what is trips

>>731717070
heres a story especially for you

>be 23
>last year of university
>on cruise control
>i dont even have to try and i still get great marks in class
>become friends with a few chads (black chad, tall chad and small chad)
>i think they wanted me to help them pass
>whatever.png
>i help the 3 chads and they are super grateful
>invite me to huge frat party
>hesitant but say yes
>meet up with them at black chads house
>time for some pregame
>drinking and talking to tall chad
>black chad and small chad break out this huge fucking blunt
>pressure me into smoking for the first time
>im in outer space after 3 hits
>get another 2 hits and the rest lf the chads finish it up
>time to head out, take a beer for thr road
>we get there and the frat house is huge and crowded
>instantly the chads scatter
>i get stuck talking to redneck trashy girl from one of my classes (leta call her tammy)
>tammy is cool as fuck
>next thing i know tammy is taking me to he dads trailer a few blocks away
>she gets naked
>tits are great but vagina is beat
>im still pretty high and drunk so i spend the next 40 minutes pounding her already destroyed vagina
>tell me to put it in her ass
>spit on my dick and her asshole and shove my cock in with great force
>feels good
>did this for 15 minutes when i hear banging on a locked door
>oh shit
>tammys redneck dad is pounding on the front door and yelling to open the door
>i grab my clothes and jump out back door
>run about 5 houses down before i decide to put my clothes back on
>forgot shoes
>fuck
>head back to frat house with no shoes on
>get back and party is still lit
>meet up with blacm chad and tells him what happens
>he just laughs
>fuck you black chad
>tall chad comes from out of no where yelling about how hammered he is
>offers me a 40
>take it and start drinking when black chad pulls put a pipe
>packs a huge fucking bowl
>take a few rip, pass and repeat
>about 5 hits in start to feel wierd
>tell black chad and he looks at me and laughs

>>731723762
Dude. Keep going. I need to know how the night ends.

>>731724598
Black Chad have him pcp

>>731724730
Pcp?

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Caitlyn Jenner is both beautiful and heroic - is your nascent faggotism keeping you from admitting that to yourself, Linda?

Fuck you, Linda.

>>731724730
And then he was never again.
Wonder if redneck dad found the shoes then came to the party and shot him.

>>731724919
Leave my board. Trips have been dropped, dipshit.

>what?

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hey, how about Trump still bein /our guy/ now though, huh?

By the way - if you see what's in my magick light, I'll show you a magic trick.

Who will go to their mirror and say 'Candyman' 5 times with their dicks out?

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>>731723762
>black chaf wtf is going on
>wont tell me
>tall chad tells me to chill
>so i try to remain as calm as possible as he explains that isnt just weed and he has to leave it just as that
>my heart is racing and things are starting to go black
>i run off and all i can hear is black chad dying of laughter
>i make a few blocks before completely blacking out
>manage to get completely naked
>still blacking in and out
>running through the woods butt naked, dick swinging in the wind
>random brick wall in the middle of the woods
>suspicious as fuck
>climb over wall
>make it a few steps when a talking stump calls me over
>oh fuck im high
>his name is osvaldo penetratus
>wtf kinda name is that
>stump gets mad and puts spell on me
>instantly knock out
>wake up in police station holding cell
>dazed as fucked
>ask police officer what osvaldo
>officer looks confused
>calls me an idiot and tells me to shut up
>next thing i know im in a room with a detective asking me questions
>realizes i know nothing
>loses interest in what i have to say
>police officer is about to take me away when i asked what happened to osvaldo
>detectives looks through my file and smirks
>turns out in my state of high, i ran through the woods naked, jumped the gate of the lumberyard and was talking to some sticks
>i dont get it
>explains it again
>then it hits me
>mfw op is literally a huge faggot

>>731725244
Stop. Trips have been fucking dropped. Cringe.

>>731717070
Haha <nice post OP sure is gay ,right guys?

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>>731725378

goddamnit.

>>731725339
Of course the black Chad would lace your shit. You were probably on fucking crack.
Did you fuck redneck girl again? Picture of her or a picture of a girl that looks similar?
What did her tits/vag look like (in picture form)?

Who the hell is this frog character I keep seeing?

H A R A M B E
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A
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who'd like to see a woman with a penis here other than Steve Shives?

(As he loves to put it, he loves him some chicks with dicks)

Cheers: To Steve Shives then.
Jeers: to all you cishitlers who think having a penis indicates a biological male. May you all die in camps of being punched!