Let it out

I'm not a big fan of harry potter

>>731711216
i am a fucking normie

I didn't mean to put my pudding pop in her hoo ha

I didnt grope my little sister !

>>731711216
im a fag

i fap 9 times a day

>>731711552
Holy shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont care that you broke your elbow

im thinking about commiting murder

>>731711216
I have homicidal tendencies

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>>731711552

I'M GLAD ANIME ISN'T REAL, ELSE I'LL PROBABLY BE SITTING NEXT TO JARED IN A CELL!!!

i would've been down to hang out if you texted me earlier, maybe some day we can meet again..

why did she do a new show instead of making a second season of her old show. her old show was really fucking good and this new one is questionable at best.

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I told the grill i had a crush on in HS how I felt. I knew she wasn't interested, but at least i said something.

I call my ex whenever im drunk or high and tell her how much i loved her.

There's no excuse for having a child "by mistake" but at the same time failing to use any of the numerous precautions makes you an unfit parent.

I am in love my best friend, she knows it, my wife has suspicions. I know she cares about me, to the point on moving me in if my wife leaves me. I love my wife, I just wish it would be socially acceptable to love more than one person at a time.

When my parents have sex, i put my ear near the door and masturbate

i feel lonely.i wish i had a real friend to talk to

>>731711759

i have homosexual tendecies fucknugget

ever since I stopped masturbating, I've grown an increasing urge to commit murder; I really need and desire to transfer over from reserves to active duty infantry

slay bodies devils

the reserves ain't it

fml

>>731711216
My boyfriends ex told me things that contradict what he's told me. I believe him but it's affecting me still. I know she did it to cause shit, at the perfect moment too. I believe him but fuck my life it still hurts

I just want things to go well... I don't want to ruin my education... I want me and gf to grow closer. I want to wreck her virgin pussy.

I can't have a normal conversation with the girl i like.
Everytime she smiles at me or says something to me i get crazy nervous and show a annoyed face or just not smiling (she always smiles)
I wish i can tell her i love her

Im 22 years old and my lungs are severely damaged from a pack and a few bowls a day. Ive developed asthma and now I vape like a fucking faggot.

I've mustered up the will and determination to finally get back into at least the kind of shape I was in when I was in construction. Currently eating 1500 calories or less a day, which is slowing my recovery. Making zero progress either way aside from slow weight loss.

Last night I wrecked my truck. After having replaced the water pump and breaklines (which went out last week)

Everyone around me is dying. Freinds, family, pets.

Browse /x/ because I feel as though I may be cursed.

They convince me to go to a psychic.

>Drive down the road as there is one near by
>Ask her if she takes walk ins
>she stares at me wide eyed and then, I shit you not
>she vomits on her little desk
>Tells me after I pay for my session and do a reading, I am the victim of what she considered to be a 'Biblical level Generational curse'
>Look back at my family lineage when I get home
>Grandfather had 10 brothers, all but two dead including him, passed long before their time
>3 of daughters dead before their time under strange circumstances
>Both of my parents committed suicide
>Research curses further, apparently very strong. Curses can also keep one from dying only to suffer longer
>Realize just how many times I have cheated death
>Realize the odds of me still being alive today are astoundingly low.
>This makes me feel better about the crippling fear and paranoia that every man in my family experiences when in the dark, as whatever is following me would rather me be alive to suffer.
>Still sleep with the lights on like the other men in my lineage.
>Still feel like a faggot.

As my life has always been hell, cursed or not, I tend not to vent or bother people with my trivialities and hardships. Thanks for listening niggers, I never talk about this shit.

>>731711739
Not wise since you're already being watched by the govt

>>731711216
I gave up on getting girls
Either they're interested in me but have boyfriends and neither of us talks about it
or the girl I'm talking to just stops talking to me or takes forever to reply... if this shit is what I've to put up with my whole life then I'll an hero, don't even give a shit that I'm a virgin anymore.
And one of my friends attends his first party in his life and suddenly makes out with this 9/10. Whats the fucking point if I just lost the life lottery at the very start, its not something you c an recover from and tbh I can't be fucked anymore with things...fuck life and everyone who has it good should get cancer

>>731712610
At least you made her day better anon

>>731713894

the govt can suck my dick

>>731713894
im not in the usa and i use a vpn

my girlfriend is an irrational bitch but I love sex so I cant do shit

>>731713975
I just hope they draft me so I can finally know what truly dying feels like

My nudes will be posted tonight

>>731713980
I've probably been on their watch list since I was 12. Idrc they can waste time and resources looking at my shitpost threats and porn

JUST FUCKING BRICKED MY ROUTER

>>731714188

are you a chick

>>731711216
I broke my dad's expensive sony headphones while he's away on a golfing trip and now I'm awaiting him to return home to beat me

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>>731714267
Yep. No I won't post my tits. You'll probs see them later

>>731714098
Thats every girl bucko

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>>731714417

probs gonna wait around

>>731711216
i hate women because they never opened up to me
i always have to do everything and thats why i was a virgin until 22 when i got a prostitute

all women around the world need to hang themselves, its unbelievable how every woman is so selfish while being a dumb cunt

>>731714481
dont be upset bro, its just you are american, your women are extra-plus-cunts sometimes

I let my girlfriend's younger sister catch me jerking off
See watched as I finished

I want my girlfriend to go in depth about her rape story

>>731714553
>you are american
im not, but our women act like western ones no doubt

>>731714481
Weird because my issue has been girls open up to me too easily and get attached when I'm not interested. Try and be more relatable/empathetic

>>731714587
Story time

>>731714605
well, then probably you dont have a nice qualities, or have a problem that lessens your chance. There are a lot of nice girls, but they only hang out with nice guys. Nice guy means not the one who buys her shit and opens doors, but a guy with balls and\or brains. Do you have a proper job and a hobby?

When I was 13 and my sister was 12 we took each other's virginity

>>731712610
At least you put it out there /b/ro

>>731714767
im not going to brag and tell you my life story but i have more hobbies than the average person i talk to know more languages yadda yadda been nice all my life and considerate but it never got me anywhere

the only reason i was a virgin til 22 is because i was always passive and yes that is my fault but there is completely nothing to do about it because as i became aggressive i got rejected every time

life sucks and girls are shallow it ends there, sorry im not a 10/10 model

>>731711216
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

>>731714964
yes, being passive is bad, but the worse is that you are too keen on this idea. Girls feel like when you are interested only in violating girlystan with your one-eyed sumbarine, and it repels them hard. Try to be cool and chill about that, and you would get much more result

My name is Jeff

>>731715162
>cool and chill about that
this is my literal definition and ive been told that by others and not myself, and no i dont ever aim for the pussy, im looking for a good girl to get into a relationship with, that is all

truth is i havent been interested in a girls' personality in around 2 years, i dont know if every girl is walking garbage or ive been scarred by my last rejection streak but it doesnt matter anymore, i know im going to die alone

it bothers me because i can see guys that are only interested in pussy pull girls that actually think the guy cares about them

this world amazes me every day that goes by

>>731715375
You're a horrible person Jeff

>>731715418
The other guys have confidence that you lack

>>731715418
oh well, maybe you are really scarred for now. I wish you to find a grill that would be a nice friend, amazing lover and a reasonable person

>>731714587
>>731714759

>My girl was at work
>Her mom dropped her sister off at our house
>going to the movies later
>I tell her sister that she could chill in the living room while i get ready
>I have an hour until my girl gets off so i get ready to shower
>pop a boner out of nowhere
>might as while rub one out
>few minutes into a meat beat session i hear the door open
>my girls sister is standing at the door while my dick is in my hand
>she says sorry and turns around
>doesnt close the door all the way
>Fuck it and just finish
>About to blow and glance over at the door and see her eyes looking through the opening
>I get up to clean up and hear her run off

i hate my body and my look, i am like a fucking spaguetti and i hate getting stuck each time a girl gets near to me

>>731715581
probably
games over

>>731715418
are you good looking by any chance?
a friend of mine is depressing and spends most of his time alone but he has those 9/10 looks and chicks just seem to come to him. He's just a retard for not seeing it, he cucks himself all the time.

I'm ugly as fuck, 5/10 at best and I can hardly get women to talk to me even tho all my friends say how jealous they are of my confidence. Confidence is not always key you see, sometimes you just gotta win at life and have good genetics, I lost at life and will forever be alone.

Sound familiar?

I beat my wife when I get drunk

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>>731715639
o fuk

>>731715775
not really
im a 7 at best like on a super good day
and i lack some confidence

>>731713822
ahamm.. hmm.. interesting..

well anyway, i take that you are a faggot, i guess

I'm a fucking opiate addict and get suboxone off the street everyday to stay normal but I'm going through withdrawals right job because I'm a piece of shit

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I'm a tits guy

>>731715375
>>731715436
Yea fuck you Jeff.

Dear world:

Most of the bad things you think are going to happen have not happened and will probably not happen either.

So just chill the fuck out.

>>731713936
well. the rest is, okay i guess,, but to an hero...
ffppptttff.. soo weak, seriously that, i never get girls so i die,, is the lamest shit

ohhhoh okay, everything else is shit in your life, im sure,,,

i mean i thought about suicide a lot, times ago, but, eventually, i didnt,.. well thats it,,

hmmm, just cause you dont have a girlfriend...

>>731713822
Is there anyway to break the curse or at least pass it to someone else? Might want to look into strong protection spells too

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I really want a gf, at least one romance while i'm a teenager

>>731716230
still, not good enough, what makes you think any chick would choose you over a 10 or even a 9? all it takes minor details like your nose being a bit too big or shit like that, that will destroy your chances with a chick. Confidence is good but what good is it if the girls won't even talk to you in the first place to see it?

I think I've a personality and I don't let people shit on me so not even having problems with assertiveness, its just the fact that I'm not good looking that kills my chances. There is no other explanation, it all made sense once my retard friend started telling me about this chick that just came over to him, started to chat him up and before he could open his mouth she was practically sucking his dick, but being a retard he told her no because he wants to talk and get to know her first. He's still a virgin btw.

You could literally be retarded but if you have 9-10/10 looks, chicks just want you so the hard part doesn't even exist, the hard part being you making the move instead.

For some reason girls think they call all the shots, bitch doesn't even know she will get fucked for free as opposed to paying for a hooker

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>>731711216
FUCK NIGGERS!

>>731714417
well you cant be that hot, or you would post them,, so nothing of a value was lost,,

and if ppl would think logically, which wont happen anyway [cause it would be "you must be fun at parties"], no one here will meet you, at best it would be another pair of boobs, retarded bitch,,

at least follow the rules, if you are a faggot

>>731716644
Checked and do keep in mind where's there's teenage love there also teenage drama

>>731716607
its not that, having a girl to fuck would at least make me get off of porn and make my shitty life a bit more enjoyable.
Not having that and having to deal with other bullshit life has to offer me, I think I'll be better off dead. Just not worth it man, I know its just gonna get worse from here and I'll end up working some dead end job, surviving and not living, just working to work some more, while being alone and broke. I live on borrowed time anyway, I just wanted to make it count. Guess that won't happen

>>731716721
well, this was already obvious
check the last sentence on my post
>>731714964

>>731716644
Most people don't have a teen love, dickweed. I had a couple, but most people don't.

>>731717019
dude a majority of people lost their virginity at 17. they've done studies on this

>>731711216
I don't watch the Game of Thrones
I've never watch a Fast & Furious movie
I hate football
I just want to fall into a coma
College is a waste of time and money
A degree don't mean shit
I'm a fag and retarded
This gen sucks
Everyday we stray further from God
Life isn't fun as it used to be

>>731711216
I want to fuck horse buttholes more than anything else

I lost my virginity at 13

I make dinosaur noises at people in the middle of the night (mostly bums)

I never had an orgasm during sex it's really disappointing

>>731717518
try being abusive during anal
try some choking, dom and sub play

Lived and worked abroad for years, did shitty low paid work,
went back to my country,
have a uni degree but never got a job that pays well,
did shit low paid work here too,
didn't raise money to buy my own property,
male and 33 years old,
still live with parents,
my self-respect is nearly gone,
should kill myself really.

I feel like I'm a little bitch which is the truth but I feel like someone should go ahead and lead my life.

>>731711216
I think black culture is the worst culture ever and is the root of all black issues.

i like her legs they're long like a runway model

>>731717616
why not try to do something out of the norm for yourself?

>>731715418
well okay, i wont bother with the earlier comments, but

weell, all that writing, usually is meaningless, like when they talk and talk and they just tell you "..aha..aha...[omfg]..aha... are you finished"

cause you it can be summed up, in something,, for one,, ye as much as it sucks you say, you are 7 at the very best, i hate that 1-10 thing,, buut guess it does give some perspective

so, that probably means girls wont just gonna approach you,

and well knowing many languages and stuff like that, might as well worth nothing at X girl beside her saying "oh wow! you are very smart... bye"


so ye summed up i would say, what this guy said >>731714767 ,, it wont come down to you holding doors, and all and also, saying you are nice, more like you are good to be with, so that X like being with you

and anyway if you just start [trying] to act fake, it wont work either, but i think you will change with time anyway, by the time you will be 28, you wont even remember what you typed here today, nothing written down here will change you,

I worked fucking hard to graduate from university, but my parents refused to buy me a car so that I could do internships and generally get from place to place and be independent. I graduated, but guess what? My dad is getting heart surgery, so I need to stay close by at home to help out. Know what that means? I had to come home after I graduated to this bum fuck town with zero tech industry trying to find a job (engineering degree). The market is shit, my peers are enjoying tons of opportunities, and I'm left trolling Monster.com where the only jobs are fast food and retail.

Im not a furry but i have a strange fetish for rouge the bat

>>731713668
Fuck you faggot

>>731718045
you sound like a little bitch "my parents won't buy me a car" seriously? They said they'll pay for my college and when it came to it they spent the money on a new car and I had no choice but to go back to their house, now they're charging me for bills and make it seem like my fault that I didn't go to college.
The fact I live in a shitty little town with no education, no money, no jobs isn't helping and I'm stuck here hoping for a fucking miracle but I know that even if I got a job to pay for my own college fees my parents will find an excuse to take that money of me and if I refuse they'll kick me out of the house again.

Get a shitty job, save money, move out to bigger cities with better jobs, get a better job and buy a car. Need me to draw it out for you?

UGA

>>731717841

what would that be,

so far I did construction and security,
worked at a call centre too.
tried to get a better job it didn't happen.

lived on my own abroad for four years, but rent was consuming all money I was being paid,
so I basically had to move back.

got back where I started, not happy at all and I am a bit fed up.

I only recently discovered Rick & Morty and I keep rewatching when I'm high. It's fantastic and I don't know how I have not come across any form of mention of it online.

I have finally come to terms with the fact that you never cared about me as much as I cared about you. I still remember your tweet " If I ever develop Schizophrenia, I swear I will shoot myself" when my world was falling apart. Thanks for showing me that you never truely cared about me and only saw me as a place to put your pain. For two and a half years I helped you with your demons. Your shitty past, self harm, and two suicide attempts. Honestly it broke me. And when my demons started to show you did fucking nothing. You only ever cared about yourself. 3 years on I feel alot better about removing you from my life. You turned me into a cutter, I cut you right off. Hope you are having fun making someone else's life miserable you black hole, you consuming aberration. Have fun living a life of organized chaos I wont be around when you break down.

>>731711397
why not, wtf is wrong wicchhu

>>731717995
thats right, although im trying to be as real as possible and not fake as you said
maybe thats what pushes women away, truth?

either way whatever man im not really sad about this as i already got used to living womenless, ill share my "good qualities" with family and friends eh

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I've done bad things to my neighbor's dog.

>>731718397
fight me irl

i molested my 7 year old cousin while he was sleeping, on two separate occasions

i was 17

>>731721203
fbi is en route

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>>731721203

asses are better then tits
tits are just front asses

>>731720779
well he is kind of right tho,,

i mean there are other lame posts there,, but is that the big problem??

like, everyone beside you has a car 1000%... sure. Woo,, god,,, how about get a job, then get a car... WOOW!

I can't seem to form relationships with people. I get so lost in my head sometimes with depression and anxiety. People love me and think I have great vibes, but frequently when trying to talk to people just nothing will come to my mind. Maybe I'm borderline schizo or something

>>731716642
Not as far as I know. I think I'm the only entertaining the fact that we are cursed. My family regularly builds churches, I'm sure they are certain they're immune to 'God's Wrath'

As far as passing it on, this kind of thing isn't something that somebody who wasn't borne into life with this bullshit would survive very well, or very long for that matter.. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfuugEt60s

I'm addicted to my fucking morphine pills, can't stop eating them like candies!

>>731716782
Last time they were posted, all the replies were "moar" or whatever stupid thing you guys say. So you can call me whwtever you want. I've seen my nudes reposted since then. But chilled. Don't care what some 180kg, acne covered retard says

>>731722768
Repost them?

>>731714188
>>731714417
>>731722768
what drives a woman to just start showing her tits to a bunch of random fucks on the internet? not saying don't do it, but why do it? is it really just the attention?

>>731711216
im addicted and im fine with it

>>731716384
i know... i fucking know...

>>731711216
I smoke weed everyday

>>731711216
My 30yr old brother should die, fuck you psychopath !!!

>>731722591
lots of counterfeit 30's going around where im from, be careful with that shit. fentanyl is showing up everywhere

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I severley want to have sex with this broad.

>>731721714
I'm not asking for a brand new off-the-lot car. A used, cheapo beater would be just fine. It's common sense, isn't it? Equip your kids with the means to be a participant in society. Well, I just got an interview scheduled for Monday next week, but it's nowhere near what my peers are making. Guess I gotta start a few rungs lower on the salary ladder, it seems.

>>731711216
I want to fuck my female best friend everywhere everytime

>>731726650
Me too.
Pierced tits, too?

I feel lonely and I hate myself. I want to kms, but Im too pussy to actually do it.

>>731726821
You definitely sound like one

>>731726814
I don't know... I don't think so at least!

i don't like you. you're the one of the most manipulative people i've ever met.

I'm autistic , I have a cold and I feel like I'm wasting my life

Hey Liam

Your birthday is coming up

Can you believe it's already been over 3 years since we met?

I don't have the same longing and feeling of bereavement that I use to...

Only a loose awareness that you made me really happy and I really liked you, coupled with a curiosity of where you are now.

It's insane that I still think of you after all this time. I wonder where you are now. Who you are now. And how we'd get on today.

>>731711216
I hate niggers!!! There i said its off my chest now phew...

Im a fucking jealous guy and hate it when other guys talk to you

niggers are monkeys and should be exterminated

The onky reason I haven't blown my fucking brains out is because I don't want to cause pain to my parents and my niece.

I've always been that friend you want to get rid of because of the negativity I bring to other people. I don't have any friends anymore. I struggeled with loneliness for years, got friends, lost em because im a fucking retard and im hard to be friends with, loneliness again, the same happened again, now im at lowest of my life

Ffs i hope bus drives over me or something

How the fuck did you survive 9 bullets to the neck

I know you didn't just "find someone else" as soon as we broke up. Even if you did I don't care anymore. I spent too much time around you and it's part of the reason I'm in this situation right now. It's not going to work, I already told you I'm done this time, for good. I'm debating on whether or not I should block your number now, but you know how to succ and I don't wanna lose that...

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...Still want to totally bone her!

/b/ is a stupid board

you're bunch of idiots