Dubs decides

>>731703507
can i eat your ass

>>731703575
Rolling

>>731703575
Rolling again

>>731703575
Rollling again

"rawr :3"

>>731703575
Rolllling again

Sorry i didnt mean to swipe right

>>731703575
Rollllling again

>>731703507
Show me your bean butterbabe ;)

>>731703507
"You come over here and we'll fuck
then I'll smash your fucking head in with a shovel"

>>731703507
Im a faggot

>>731703575
Rolllllligg again!!!

>>731703740
Reroll

Don't waste your time hear. Go and get that pussy.

You ever heard of pussy packs?

>>731703755
WINRAR

>>731703755
I am teh winrar! NOW YOU GOTTA TELL HER OP

Ayy you chyna smash ?

>>731703507
My grandma died. Could we meet up and talk a bit? I need something to get if off of my mind.

Can I put a child on that delicious body of yours?

>>731703796
lol no

>>731703507
QUIT MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE

Did you make sure to lock your door?

I would like to impregnate you.

"You remind me so much of my sister babe"

>>731703799
Winrar

tits timestamp or gtfo

>>731703755
WINNING!!

>>731703855
THIS ONE FAGGOT!!!

>>731703507
Hi, I would like to eat your big ass fat. Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply xx

>>731703855
>>731703799
>>731703755
3 Wins

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>>731703796

>>731703828
That doesn't make sense, china is a redpilled climate change denier

>>731703507
President Trump has been talking so much about you that i just had to.

>>731703507
I'd love to get in your vachyna

>>731703898
BASED

>>731703898
Thanks OP! Now tell her you have a 10 inch cock

>>731703888
Nice

>>731703507
M'lady you are a ray of sunshine and hope. Can I suckle your succulent nippletits?

>>731703964
Roll it for dubs then nigga

>>731703888
She will surely reply in fear because mothers day is coming up

>>731703507
I want to eat your shit

im just chyna stop my temptations

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BOYS WE'VE STRUCK GOLD

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>>731703964
You're making my pedi great OP, reroll

>>731704203
post what you look like OP

Shes fucking cute

>>731704203
AYYYOOO

youre welcome OP

>>731704203
God please dont let this be fake

>>731704203
I am so horny right now.

I want to shoot loads up you like the kids in Columbine

>>731704203
This makes it seem suspicious, however you cannot skip over my joke, it was brilliant.

>>731703922 You can change it to like "How does Donald Trump know you exactly? He has mentioned you so many times."

>>731704265
> Post what you look like on 4chan

no im good

"Was meant as a joke but how about we meet up? Ice is broken, I guess."

>>731704312
ROLLING

Do you know how to make a human lollipop? I lay on my back and you sit on my dick.

>>731704369
Reroll

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>>731704353
Do it faggot

You look awfully young. Chris Hansen isn't going to ask me to take a seat is he?

>>731704388
winner

>>731704392
what are you gonna do, shoot me?

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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>>731704388
WIN

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>>731704493
And now we wait...

>>731704388
>>731704493

That line is pretty much shit but good luck OP

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>>731704557
Nah some faggot won the last one

>>731704312
reroll

>>731704312
ROLLING

>>731704468
ROLLING

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>>731704695
Fucking autistic cunt,

Tell her to neck herself

>>731704766
winrar

If your leg leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, then can I visit you between the holidays?

>>731704766
Winrar OP PLEASE IM GUNNA CUM
>>731704468

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>>731704766
Done.

you are cute but cuffing season is over, is that okay whit you?

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>>731704858
You're getting off to this?

I thought this was just for shits and giggs?

>>731704468
Roll for 100% chance of dubs.

>>731704695
She's right you know.

Is your ass an eclair? Because I wanna fill it with my cream.

>>731704890
Shit op I meant to reference this one. Reroll.

>>731704468
COME ONE DUBS

>>731705027
Depends are they yours?

You don't want kids? But you look like like such a juicy breeder.

>>731705027
She also sent some south park gif that seems a bout out of context

>>731704468
Reroll

How do you like to be fucked?

>>731705027
Listen bitch let's quit the games, either you come to me or I'll come to you. I'm gonna fuck your brains out .

>>731705027
We can fix that mess together, on marriage

>>731705120
Rerollinggg

>>731705027
she need to shown a erect cock.

>>731705027
Don't think about kids. I will spray it all in your face

>>731705027
The only reason I liked you was bc you looked like a child

>>731705027
Only if we can go to a kindergarten so I can get worked up

>>731705110
Reroll

Who knew how tight a Labrador's ass could be.

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>>731705132
Op here
Rolling

>>731705173
this

>>731705129
reroll

>>731705183
reroll

>>731704468
Reroll please

>>731705188
Winrar!

Call 911 my fucking house is on fire

OP stop being a faggot and go eat that girl's ass

I'm so lonely. Please please fuck me. I will literally pay you money to fuck me

>>731704468
Re roll

>>731704890

its called cowgirl only if u are in Texas.

Do u like the idea of riding on my huge hard vainy cock,baby...?

>>731705132
Roll

I like chocolate milk

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here is my cock :)

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Just when I thought I might actually get some pussy out of this

>>731705132
roll

Do you belive in holocaust? Because i don't

Will you peg me?

>>731705409
Rolllllll

NIggers , spics , gooks , chinks

A holes a hole right?

>>731705027
Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from.

How big r ur boobies?

>>731705461
holy shit re

>>731705314
Roll

>>731705314
>reroll

>>731705471
THIS

>>731705385
ignore the trips OP is a faggot

>>731705385
Have you ever been on /b/?

Listen, I like you Chyna, I really do. But you gotta now that I make deals; I make the best deals, everyone knows that.

And here's the deal I've got for you, we meet up next Saturday and we have ourselves a little fuck session. The girl's I've been with say it's the best sex of their lives and I know it is cause my dick is big. Trust me on this, it's HUGE.

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>>731705511
Winrar

>>731705511
winrarrrrr

>>731704468
Rolling for this

>>731705471
This

how big is your dick tho?

>>731705588
Wasted dubs

>>731705590
Reroll

My 3 inch cock will destory your pussy

>>731705314

>this
+ of course... That thing about the kids is fucked up.. I just saw that, myself.. I had to go to the toilete for a sec and that was my stupid hetero-flexible brother that sent that to you.

>>731705573
reroll

>>731703507
I gotta dig bick

>>731705612
I love kids

>>731705671
Retooling plspls

>>731705573
and roll again

>>731705573
fuck, once more

>>731705687

roll

>>731705612
Oh but I bet those milky mammaries are more than ready to breast feed lots of children.

>>731705573
maybe again

>>731705573
fucking come on already

>>731705731
Is your dad single?

>>731705573
FUCK

>>731705676
Reroll

>>731705711
Winrar

>>731705573
re

roll

>>731705710
Roll

>>731705759

reroll

>>731705731
Send dick

>>731705573
rollerino

>>731705790

rolling

>>731705573
you gotta be shitting me

>>731704468
Another roll

>>731705573
omg

>>731705573
THIS

>>731705573
fucking hell

>>731705833
Winrar!!!

>>731705888
WINRAR

>>731705573
come ON

>>731705573
>>731705573
fucking reroll

So when you gonna send the pussy pics? I like to see the menu you before I eat

>>731705888
Trips have spoken

>>731705573
reroll

>>731705573
Rollerino

>>731705573
i want my fucking dubs already

I bet your tits taste like heaven.

>>731705573

+ My mentally challenged hetero flexible bro took the phone while I was in the bathroom. sorry for that..

>>731705977
W I N R A R

Lmao holy shit rolling

>>731705461
rolls

>>731705939
>>731705888
I got trips op you gotta honor it pls I'm about to cum again

>>731705988>>731705988
>>731705988
THIS

>>731706043

what a fag

>>731705977
This

>>731705927
quadkek

>>731706043
>xD

rollererereo

Can you post other pics of her? If I get dubs, ask her for nudes

>>731706192
No worries, I will be your daddy.

>>731706192
That sucks. (Get it?)

>>731706243
This

>>731705132
roll

>>731706192
Jackpot. Daddy issues.

>>731706192
That's okay you can call me daddy from now on.

>>731706243
Rolling for this

>>731706243
this

I am your dad, i fucked your mom many years ago, she was a nasty cock sucker

>>731706243
This please

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>>731706214
If you get dubs il grant your wish

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>>731706243
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroll

>>731706192
go for the trump comment next

>>731705573

>>731706282
Reroll

send her the "look at me, I'm the captain now" gif

>>731706321
>>731706337
nevermind

nice one, guaranteed to get laid

>>731706243
rolll

(After the last dubs roll)

Sgnileef ruoy ni detseretni ylno yllaer m'i.

rolling>>731706015

>>731706243
please

Damn OP you mad

>>731706388

>winrar

>>731706243
ROLLING

>>731706243
pls kami sama

>>731706243
rol

I'm sorry Chyna, I have autism. Autism is a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

>>731706518
re

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Hello sweethearth
I love your name " Chyna "
Can I put my dick
In your vagina?

>>731706518
Re

>>731706554
Re.

>>731706518

Roll

>>731706243
reroll

>>731706243
roool

>>731706554
Rolling

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Guys she may be immune to autism

>>731706554
Roll

>>731706633
WINRAR OVER HERE OP

>>731706321
Daddy issues, whoop whoop

just kidding lol, I actually have a tiny dick...

>>731706633
Yeah boy
win.rar

sorry Chyna but Hitler did nothing wrong

Sieg Heil babe

>>731706563
Please,do the same but change it to Vachyna
I mean,this one is obvious,how did you miss it?

now we got to wait for her answer before we roll again.

op is not using this rule either. fuckig mongoloids.

uve missed at least one dub

>>731706277
>>731706388

>>731706666
Kek

>>731706653
I'll make it fit

>>731706518
rerawl

>>731706688
Double dubs Winfuckingrar

>>731706653
*definitely

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>>731706688

fucking hell DO IT OP !!

>>731706705
Roll...

Oh well how about a cup of tea then

>>731706685
reroll

>>731706666
Noice quads

>>731706754
Rell

>>731706688
this

>>731706518
dubs get

Then let's go on a date and see how it goes

>>731706653
Oh baby the only think I'd potentially give you is my child and severe soreness.

all that i say come from 4chin, you just talk to dubs you stupid bitch

I just shit my pants.

>>731706808
This

>>731706653
What... if she is in here?!

>>731706653
Let's make love while listening to "The Art of the Deal" on audiotape.

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>>731706688

>>731706855
Winrar

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>>731706855

>>731706874
That

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>>731706688

winrar

If you keep playing hard to get, I'll have to track you down, skin you alive, remove your spinal cord, boil it down, and use it as my new butt plug.

Cina, we will never know if we don't try, so prepare your pussy for my big bamboooo , the experiment will start

Tell me something nice about yourself

>>731706653

Tht wasnt me bae. That was my crossdresser hetero flexible tranny dad, that was messing with you.

The part about the big dick is true, but u dont have to worry about that. We are just talking.
(Although its not a proper monster anyway)

Lets start over.. We both wanted to toss each other's salad.. have u ever tried strapping on and pegging a guy laying on his back while u are playing with his cock..?Are u in to this kind of stuff..?

>>731706949
Re

I want to gently sheathe my sword into your sheath.

>>731706653
>>731706653

>>731703507

>reroll this

>>731706949
kek roll

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The order was getting a bit fucked so from now on it is the dubs rolled after each reply

>>731706949
Roll for this

>>731707012

this

Are your boobs big enough you can suck your own nipple

I get tested regularly baby now let me park my beef bus in tuna town.

>>731706949
roll

>>731706653
you don't need to handle it, just let your ass do the work

>>731707012

reroll

I just shit all over my floor

>>731707012

>roll

>>731707064
What the fuck thats creepy as fuck.... have fun getting the cops called on you.

>>731707122
Yes

>>731707122
nice

And by use of the f word, I mean engage in polite conversation. How about tea at 6?

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>>731707144

i was joking my dick is actually 3 inches long, i hope it's enough for you

>>731707144
Kek

>>731707012
rolling

>>731707064
Why

>>731707064
I hope I've gotten you laid good sir

Ohh god my shaft is craving your insides.

>>731707122
WINRAR

>>731707211
sonofabitch, no. fuck off.

>>731707122
Legit

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

>>731707211

Win
>win
Win

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>>731707144

>>731707064
Show me you fishy flange and I'll show you my veiny baguette.

>>731707211

winrar

>>731703507
>what made you swipe right
tits.

>>731707211

win


>>731707285
>>731707285
Kek

I regularly fuck puppies.

>>731707122
Cmon OP, unless the last message scared her off bring her back with this

>>731707211

>do this

>>731707456
Roll

>>731706949
check 'em fags

>>731707314

>314

>3,14

>π

Send a picture of your cock

>>731707211

>winarrooo

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I think she may have fucked off

>>731707559
>Spotted the tinder-virgin

>>731707456
But will make an exception at an ugly mutt like you

>>731707211

winner chicken dinner

>>731707559
Do this!

>>731707601
Stop wasting my time and send me nudes, bitch!

>>731707601

try to save this with this win:

>>731707211

you fucking degenerates!

>>731707601
make new thread if she replies

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SHES BACK

>>731707714
roollll

>>731707601
Bruh It was just a prank

>>731707530
>qt π

>>731707601
sorry, senpai

>>731707766
dafuq?

>>731707601
Hamburgers and hot dogs too, I want to have a bbq

>>731707766
No need to be afraid, I'm not a rapist!

>>731707766
Do you like jazz?

>>731706949
this bb

>>731707601
Whatever you do, DO NOT send that faggy tranny dad bullshit that wasn't even close to being funny

>>731707795
>cartmanbrah

rolling for: >>731707714

>>731707766
OP must be good looking for her to stick that much.
Or,for whatever reason,she really wants the D today.
Or she's fucked up.

I wanna suck the shit out of your asshole like a drumstick with the tip bit off

You're right.. I don't.
Lets change that, drinks tonight?

>>731707766
I'm so hard for you right now my dick hurts. Please end my suffering!

>>731707899
win

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>>731707766
>1AM in WA
>sends a picture taken during sunset

>>731707932
GODDAMN IT WHYU

>>731707911
Get got

>>731707932
uare a cool dude

>>731707985
The fuck are you talking about you can't send pictures on tinder faggot

>>731707985
you must be new to tinder

>>731707766
Doesn't matter. I would move Heaven and Hell and anything in between to get to you. You wouldn’t be safe anywhere if I was mad at you. And that’s not bull; that’s truth. I’ve went up against people. You could pull a gun on me and if I’m mad at you I’m coming forward. You’d have to shoot me to stop me and if you don’t kill me… you’re stupid cause the next time you see me I will kill you

>>731708060
>>731708060
ah fuck i'm retarded

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come on OP new thread

>>731707985

+obama didnt have an american citizenship.

>Trump will bring world War III

>>731707932
>inserting pictures
>contests
>chyna

'murica

>>731707985
It's a gif.

>>731707932
We should go on a date and lick those cows.

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Okay sweetheart listen. I don't know who you are. But I will find you. And I will fuck you.

>>731707985
Where did you get wahington from?... This guy is in like greece or some shit

i think that she will agree to lick your ass and peg you all night long.

You are welcome,op.

I literally just shit all over the fucking place.

>>731708185
Washington? Greece? Nigga what the fuck.

OP is in Western Australia, we're in the same country.

Ok, will you at least peg me?

>>731708221
Kek, roll

Ignore that, accidentally copy pasted what I was sending to the other girls.

>>731708185

i am in Greece. Its 8pm now.

Op u lucky dog

>>731708221
Rolling

NEW THREAD WHEN

>>731708280
In Australia fuck living in greece

>>731708362
I'm just at a party and some lads phone is being passed around lmao

>>731708362
That is no problem, you put on the strap-on and I'll ride it like a cowboy.

>>731708362
Hitler did nothing wrong imo

Fuck this, I'm going back to fucking llamas

>>731708519
Roll

>>731708519
THIS

>>731708439
please save this thread

>>731708590
fuuck come on

>>731708439
Roll

>>731708362

cool.. u dont get sarcasm.. anyway..I was joking... : )

just give me your number. Ill call u and we can arrange to hook up for some coffee or some shit..

So I was takin' a walk the other day, and I seen a woman—a blind woman—pacin' up and down the sidewalk. She seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if she had dropped somethin' and havin' a hard time findin' it. So after watchin' her struggle for a while, I decide to go over and lend a helping hand, you know? "Hello, ma'am, can I be of any assistance? It seems to me that you have lost something. I would like to help you find it." She replied: "Oh yes, you have lost something. You've lost... your life."

>>731708519
Rolllllll

Look I think you're pretty cool, your sense of humor is awesome for playing along with this. I've had a bunch of internet neckbeards telling me what to say this whole time, but that's over now and I want to be real with you; Hitler didn't kill enough Jews.

>>731708667

this

Lets give each other haircuts.

I like to collect my dick cheese and use it like play doh, my best friend is made from this, his name is jame. I'd love you to meet him xxx ;)

>>731708691
This

How can I live knowing my face will never be your throne?

>>731708667
This.
Let's get OP laid.

>>731708691
Kek

>>731708667

roll

>>731708691
moderate kek

>>731708655
Dubs

>>731708667

I got, I got, I got, I got
Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA
I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA
I got hustle though, ambition, flow, inside my DNA
I was born like this, since one like this
Immaculate conception
I transform like this, perform like this
Was Yeshua's new weapon
I don’t contemplate, I meditate, then off your fucking head
This that put-the-kids-to-bed
This that I got, I got, I got, I got
Realness, I just kill shit 'cause it's in my DNA
I got millions, I got riches buildin’ in my DNA
I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my DNA
I got off, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA
I just win again, then win again like Wimbledon, I serve
Yeah, that's him again, the sound that engine in is like a bird
You see fireworks and Corvette tire skrrt the boulevard
I know how you work, I know just who you are
See, you's a, you's a, you's a—
Bitch, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA
Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA
Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA
Backbone don't exist, born outside a jellyfish, I gauge
See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front
Shit I've been through prolly offend you
This is Paula’s oldest son
I know murder, conviction
Burners, boosters, burglars, ballers, dead, redemption
Scholars, fathers dead with kids
And I wish I was fed forgiveness
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, soldier’s DNA
Born inside the beast
My expertise checked out in second grade
When I was 9, on-sale motel, we didn't have nowhere to stay
At 29, I’ve done so well, hit cartwheel in my estate
And I'm gon' shine like I'm supposed to
Antisocial, extrovert
And excellent mean the extra work
And absentness what the fuck you heard
And pessimists never struck my nerve
And Nazareth gonna plead his case
The reason my power’s here on earth
Salute the truth, when the prophet say

>>731708750
this

>>731708691
gotta be this

>>731708439
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