*Blocks your path

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Wrong move

>>731703382
>teleport behind them
>"nothing personal"
>shoot up the whole school.

>>731703382
throw em a basketball duh

>>731703382
"sup fellas"
"whatcha doing in this here hall a way"
"Oh thats neat....you looking to blaze"

and thats the story of how I made friends with the Colored folks in that picture there.

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>>731703382
Clears my path

Hey what's up guys
>walk past them
Stay paranoid OP, you big bitch

>>731703382
Outta my way subhumans! And they go out of my way
/thread

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>>731703554
kek

I'd toss a piece of KFC extra crispy down the hallway, then take bets to see who lives. Profit l.

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>>731703382
Let them have my daughter

"Hey, hows it goin?"

its almost as if they are people as well

>>731704042
welcome to the new /b/ everyone

>>731704084
He will relax around blacks and learn the hard way.

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>>731704036

>>731704263
Kek I was just about to post this

>>731704252

Haha fucking hell mate, did you get raped or something?

***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ***** post this in 4 threads or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>731703382
Tell there owners

>>731704467
shut the fuck you fucking pelifaggot.
I've had it up to here with your bull shit, alright?

My mother is already dead and I have to read all these "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" Well I'll let you know, that she died in a horrible car accident, you piece of shit.

I've cried myself to sleep more than I want to. you know how many times I've held back from killing myself? You don't know anything. You're just a fucking copy/pasting faggot.

Also, reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep.

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Trow pic related...

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>>731703382
>it was self defense

>>731704364
Can't rape the willing ;/

>>731703593
Underrated post

Also, check'em

>>731704467
That's a toucan, you retarded piece of shit

>>731704252
Rape victim detected.

>>731704537
>5 half-naked negros block your path
>You mumble: "T-there owners."
>Confused, they assume you are mentally challenged.
>They move aside out of pity.
Good job, Anon. You won.

>>731704467
All i see is a blob

>>731704084
The new /b/ was when you newfags starting in with the racist, cancerous, trap, porn and all other fag shit. /b/ used to be a place for any and every, where humans did crazy, hilarious, fucked up shit together. Calling someone a nigger was because they deserved to be called that, not because they were black. You fucks have completely destroyed any semblance of the old ways and replaced it with your close minded immaturity. Fuck you all. I lurk because of the hope that I'll see a great thread every couple of weeks or so. Op is always a fag, /b/ was never good but it was damn sure better than this shit.

>>731703382

*breaks out the mayo*

>>731704032
Judging by how fit those guys are, I highly doubt they eat that kind of garbage.

>>731703382
Gives them all machetes and watch as their african tribal nature takes over and they start hacking at eachother. Each one vying for teratorial dominance.

Step back as problem solves itself.

>>731704036
I know her!!! She sucked my dick. (that was taken at Santa Monica pier

>>731703382
"Hey, what's up?"

>>731703382
throw a basketball

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It's ok gentlemen I have a pass

>>731706612
Over attached autistic 14 year old detected

Shut the fuck up
>B-but my b

You've been here for less than 6 months and swallow mainstream media like it's your daddy's cum

>>731706802
Um, maybe you didnt noticce but there are black peoples. Black people eat chikenn.

>>731703382
No thank you, I am not interested in purchasing any girl scout cookies today. By the way, did you hear President Trump's new plan to make America great again?

>>731703382
Compliment them on being in incredible shape even though they probably never set foot in a gym in their life (one thing that bothers me about nigs is that most of them are usually in good shape despite not working out regularly). Then throw a some weed on the floor and run.

>>731707065
Are you me? Or does his daughter suck a lot of dick?

>>731703382

*blocks your career path*

damn its good to be white

5 attackers and my clip holds 12

I'm good!

>>731703382
"whose dick do I gotta suck to get to my locker? "

>>731703382
>*Blocks your path
Just throw a basketball down the hall. Problem solved.

>>731703382
>Unveil bucket of chicken
>become their leader
>make them slaves for more chicken
>????
>Profit.

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>>731703382

>>731703382
is the right nigger wearing condoms on his legs?

>>731708460
And he still goes for the bike

>>731703382
*blacks your path

>>731703382
**Blacks your path

>>731707176
This

>>731703382
"Welp, i guess its time to suck some BBCs"

>>731703382
*Takes out handgun
you fucken niggers better move now

>>731706802
Yeah, to many carbs in the the wings, bet they eat watermelunz and anything wut their massa give them..

>>731708558

>>731708558
keek

>>731703382

Tickle the guy taking the picture

>>731707561
he's right you stupid motherfucker. You fucking millennials shit up the place

kys faggot

>>731709346
Let me guess, you're 23, always wanted to go out on weekends but never made enough friends at college to ever go, plus you were always too much of a fucking pussy to ask anyone to ever do anything anyway

So instead you spend a high majority of your free time browsing your Facebook feed and skipping between YouTube which is largely made up of BuzzFeed videos and family friendly gaming let's plays

You only recently came here because you don't think of yourself as a brainwashed sjw cuck and want to be edgy but in reality, you're the worst of them all. You can't see the truth in the world because you're too busy trying to figure out if you were accidentally mean to someone you met on the street.

>TLDR you're a waste of space and no one will ever truly care about anything you ever do

"I have a court order for a paternity test to see if you're the father of this baby" *niggers scatter*

>>731704467
***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ***** post this in 4 threads or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>731708126
>5 attackers and I'm 12
FTFY

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>>731703382
>>731703382
*Blocks their future*

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>>731703512
>>731703547
>>731710269
>those filenames
>INTERNETEXPLORER
Ahahahah!

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>>731703382
*Blocks their path
Master gog

>>731703382
5 head shots... one bullet left in wheel gat

>>731707065
How was it

>>731703382
*Dies from sickle cell

>>731703382
Tell them I was sent to collect the childsupport.
Watch them run away

>>731703382
>BuzzFeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPnrW46UGs

>>731703382
*Glocks your blacks