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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practicing black magic for

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 14 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my friends
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let's try
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ok
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>>731693941
ok
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Rolling for gf
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I don't believe you
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ok
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lucky
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>>731693941
You couldn't even use black magic to get dubs.
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>>731693941
Hahaha, last time i rolled 66 from the 1st try.
Still alive tho.
Lady luck, u around, u filthy bitch ?
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Win-win situation
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Magic is bullshit
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>>731694874
Guess not this time, lulz
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ok
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GIVE ME 77 BITCH!!
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Lets play your game
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Kkk
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try
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>>731693941
rollerino
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I want that 66
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penis
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If any dubs I get a gf
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I voted for hillary
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nope
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rolling for teh monies
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rollin again cuz dubs
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once moar
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Cannot lose.
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gimme 66.
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>>731693941
fuck it, I've had a good run, lets see what you can do
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This is bullshit but let's see
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is life worth living? lets find out
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Roll for 66
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reeeeee
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>>731693941
What do my 666 trips get me?
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69 get
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>>731696956
Reroll
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>>731693941
stop sticking your tongue out, young man
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OP is a cockholster
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Hit me with you're Voodoo Magic Nigger
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Kill me pls
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>>731693941
but I am already wealthy
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Gimmie dat wealth
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>>731697188
>9
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Hey !
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>>731693941
lets see
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Show me Da Voodoo nigger.
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>>731697266

death
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>>731697333
what do trips get
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>>731693941
tadaaaa
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>>731693941
That's a win-win. Rolling
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>>731697367
:(
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>>731693941
nig
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>>731693941
>>731693941
>>731693941
ree?
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fuck magic
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>>731693977
Viollah
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>>731693941
Roll
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>>731697466
oh no
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>>731693941
niggerrooooooooollllllll
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>>731697531
what happened did i win?
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>>731693941
Rollin
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So you're saying I can only win?
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Roll that roll
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lets roll
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Bring it
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Lmaoo black magic for great wealth?

OP's don't even try to make it believable anymore. Please be more original so we can atleast laught about it
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>>731697466
Reroll
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Rollerino
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>>731693941

Make me rich boss
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>>731693941
Rolling for Lauren
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I wants the monz
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>>731693941
pls
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>>731697849
Re roll
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>>731697849
Re rE roll
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66 please
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shut the fuck up op
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Give me all of your money magic man
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>>731697965
close one anon
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lets go boii
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I want dubs
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reroll
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Re roll
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no one is yet to die
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>>731693941
Let me find love
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Gay
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kill me
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Give me dem sevens
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Biffcc
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Magic man - give me dubs!
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Rell
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Now
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Give me the wealth my Wizard!
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>>731698237
reroll!
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>>731697266
Rip nigg
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I will be rich
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66 please
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Gimme money
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Win win
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>>731698276

So close
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Jesus hates me
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show me the dubs
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Dear magic man - give me the monz
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Roller
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77 gett boiiii
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ned munny bd
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Let's try this
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77777 give me gets
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Magic man
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roollin
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>>731698477

Whooo! I did it - give me money magic man!
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>>731698477
Damn son
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kill me
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rrraalll
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Now rolling 666 for the pic of the inmunity meme against black magic
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Today, I die.
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Fine, I will buy a lottery ticket and see what happens
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rollerino
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>>731693941
mm
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here comes the moneeeeey
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gimme
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need monies
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Magic man!
Give me money
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fuck I need that money
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GIVE ME THAT 66
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66?
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>>731693941
lol ok
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>>731698678
fuck my life i thought i am getting them $
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>>731697082
so a mouth??
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>>731698966
of fucking course
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>>731694297
Thora birch. Technically cheese pizza cuz she was 16 when American Beauty was shot bet her dad was a creep ass not only allowed it but he HAD to be on set when it was being shot.
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I was supposed to die in one of these threads once, but i didn't
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Sure, I don't care if it's one or the other
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*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 4 threads or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>731698966
rip anon
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>>731699046
Stfu fag
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>>731699069
Again
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Gimme the gold
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rollerino
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>>731699251
Reroll
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>>731699283
Rerolling
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rollin rollin rollin
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Roll Wizard
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Win win
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Rolleru
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Rolll
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For Paradeigma
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>>731693941
Well, let's fuckin' roll this shit
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>>731693941
what risk, sounds like a win win to me
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>>731693941
Afro-American magic you racist cunt
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>>731693941
OP reminds me of someone....
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>>731699000
maybe your trips can save your life anon, if anything else just an hero immediately so its not as painful.violent (unless you're into that sort of thing)
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rollin'
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TSTST
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>>731700216
rolling again (honestly hoping for death)
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rollerino
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Rerrolleringennejui
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>>731693941
I can't lose this.
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>>731693941
Yeah, you're lying. If you've been practicing for 14 years and haven't been consumed completely then you're either the next Crowely or another anon with just enough Asperger's to not understand social human behavior. Black magic just isn't sustainable for that long, especially if you're facilitating painful death for /b/tards in your down time.

But just for shits and giggles, if you aren't lying, what exactly have you accomplished, who taught you, and by what means?

In the off chance that you aren't being an active cancer cell, I'll tell my story of how magic came to be a daily part of my life.
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>>731693941
Hope op rolls 66
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Hit me, dog. Roll.
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Rollie
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>>731700764
Yikes too close
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rollan
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Eyyy
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Reoll
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Go big or go home
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>>731693941
Faggot
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>>731693941
>sigh
>*unzips pants*
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>>731700021
1 off from Quads
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>>731700010
1off from quints
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77 GET
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>>731693941
roll
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I hope I die!
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fuck
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>>731693941
kek sure ok
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Fuck it let's do this merlin my man.
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Nothing to loseeeeeee
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Gimme dosh
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>>731693941
Off course I have balls to play
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rolling for 66, end this fucking nightmare
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>>731693941
Roll
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Henry rollins
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check this out
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>>731700629

Rolling to hear your story
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>>731701466
winrar
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Give me.
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>>731701466

OH SHIIIII

nigga you got your wish RIP
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>>731693941
Rolling 77
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>>731701466
Congrats, ded dude.
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>>731693941
Moar roll
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>>731693941
sure
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>>731700629
if i die today then tell your story anon (dont worry i'll let you know if i die)
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>>731693941
It is only a question of timing before I get those 77
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your a wizard harry!
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>>731693941
a kurva anyádat
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>>731693941
But can you Praise KeK and Check Dubs?
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77 get
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>>731693941
roll
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>>731693941
Rip
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>>731693941
rollioi
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>>731701293
>>731701316
wat
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>>731701466
Rip
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roll nigger
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>>731702777
Good job trump looking ass faggot
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Pls kill me
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>>731696565
close to die
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>>731693941
gimme my money
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Give me wealth
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ich bin rollin
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i don't want to die
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>>731693941
kys
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>>731702777
GOD
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>>731693941
Tapping my mana.
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I allready played that game, and had 66.. But nothing happend
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>>731693941
lmao
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>>731699045
How is that fucking legal?
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Rolling for 66
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>>731697508
Faggot
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>>731693941
I dont see how any of these are downsides desu
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i hope i die
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MAD DOG YA MAD CUNT
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>>731693941
Rolling for that 77
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>>731693941
ok
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Sure
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>>731693941
rolling for a 66
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>>731693941

ye sure b
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Cunt faggot
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rolling for get my dick bigger
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>>731693941
risk
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>>731693941
gib mony
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>>731693941
roll for quad 6666
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give me that 66
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>>731697466
>>731697266
dead folk
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ok
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End me
Or make me rich as hell
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Roll me
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One more time
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I GOT THAT FEELING,
SOMEBODY KILLED ME,
I GOT THAT FEELING,
ZERO FEELING
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>>731693941
I want to die.
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Kill noggers
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Let's see what happens then
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>>731701466
congrats nigger
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>>731693941
My allergies are already slowly killing me, let me fucking die.

Thanks.
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>>731693941
roll...
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>>731705415
again
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>>731705441
and again
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>>731705463
fuck this
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Rollings
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xD LOL!1!111!11!111!!!11!11!
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reollerino maximus
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risky fig roll
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Oh boy
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>>731697266
u dead
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So, i'll either die or get rich. Textbook case of win-win
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>>731693941
leggo life is meaningless anyway
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eterna life herer i cume rollan
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>>731706565
65, top kek
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>>731693941
roll
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Let's goooo
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Roll
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Nobody is gonna believe this shit dude
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I'm reddy
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>>731693941
gonna need a death please
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Rollll
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I mean why nat
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Roll it
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666667
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Rorring
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op need deth
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>>731707555
trips for death?
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get rid of my laziness permanently pls
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fukmeupfam.png
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make my dick uncomfortably large yet still manageable to hide,
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>>731707878
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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