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Tell me your secrets /b/. You are completely anonymouse.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Tell me your secrets /b/.

You are completely anonymouse.
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>>731672743
I was the one who shot Kennedy.
My bad.
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my sorcerer is that im a faggot
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I'm an opportunistic hebephile
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>>731672743

i am OP.
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>>731673200
>Every man on the planet
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>>731673200

explain.
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>>731673446
oh ho ho not so fast FBI

anyway it's not like I get opportunities anyway.
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I have drugged my niece and raped her , nobody in my family knows
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>>731673670

tell me more.
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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>>731672743
I once shat on the bed and convinced my wife the cat did it
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>>731673427
I think MOST men would be inclined to go 16+. 14 is pushing it.
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had a 12 gf when i was 25.
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>>731673813

were you dreaming of shitting or something?
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I see dead people
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>>731673825
Did you cum in her 12 yo pussy?
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>>731673908

that joke is 20 years too later.
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I have always felt disconnected from people since as long as i can remember, so in order to keep myself grounded i string girls along in relationships, 3 or 4 at a time. Most I've ever had is 5. Sometimes online, but mostly in person.
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>>731673825
Interesting... did her parents find out? Did yours?
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Nothing turns me on more than the idea of raping someone and that someone suffering from it psychologically, the more she suffers the better
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>>731673875
It was a super hot night. The power went out cause of the heat. My wife and i sorta started stripping, she was horny, so was i. We are fucking in lotus position (so the fan can both hit us) and my ass is fucking grinding in the bedsheets. While im doing it i cut a silent, and feel a slight wetness. I disregarded and kept going.

After we finish and she passed out, i look and see a shit stain where i was. When she woke up i told her the cat shit the bed and i rolled on it
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>>731673950
Ur mum's 20 years too later
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>>731673825
Must have been nice, i always wanted to have a 6-12yo gf for several reasons
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>>731673967
how do they usually end? do they find out about each other? do they care when they find out? ever had them suck the pussy juice off your cock?
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I think psychopaths and the other dark triad personality types should be ruthlessly identified with genetic markers and biological/neurological predispositions and physically marked with a tattoo or outright exterminated
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I fap to my niece. She's 19 I'm 26
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>>731674114
>We are fucking in lotus position
Most kino position
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>>731673938

well, what do you think?

>>731673986

her mom thought it was cute she was my gf. but she didnt know she was my gf.
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>>731674231
ever seen her naked? or smelled underwear?
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>>731674272
No. I have one of her thongs
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>>731674140

its awkward sometimes. you struggle to find interesting things to talk about. but everything else is amazing.

i feel bad for young fags today. they have it rough.
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>>731674259
>well, what do you think?
Wow great story bro
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>>731674259
>her mom thought it was cute she was my gf. but she didnt know she was my gf.
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lost virginity to Cousin..

First Incident

>be 14, Cousin 13.
>Both have no siblings
>me and cousin are very close
>Aunt is out of town for week for work, Cousin staying with us, going to our cottage
>Night before cottage trip, cousin staying at my place for the night.
>Late night, Cousin and I are watching WWF DVD in basement
>She is making snarky comments about it being fake during the show
>I eventually get annoyed, start hitting her with pillow
>she starts to tickle me, end up wrestling.
>We've never done this before
>I have her back to the ground, pinning shoulders
>she tickles me, I get off and she jumps on top, cow girl position, trying to pin me
>I get a semi boner
>I try to take her off but she keeps tickling me,sitting down harder
>I get more hard, she can feel it
>She stops tickling , just sits there
>she tries to pin my shoulders, I grab her wrist
>she is moving her hips around to stay on top.. grinding me
>Starts grinding harder..i hear a soft moan
>I flip her over
>she puts her legs around my waist
>Dick is pressing against her, I grind against her
>she grinds back
>I start dry dumping her after a couple of minitues
>she starts moaning louder
>I take off my shirt, and start to put my hand up hers
>she stops me, gets uncomfortable
>takes legs off waist, i get off
>she heads up the stairs to go to bed, she says;
>"we have to get up early tomorrow"

heading to cottage for the week

moar?
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>>731674341
clean or used?
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>>731674455
Clean
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>>731674256
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>>731674422
more!
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>>731674518
why dont u have used?
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I miss my ex-roommate. I moved to Chicago with her a few years ago, she moved to cali about a year ago tho. We always had this tension between us, but as soon as we did something about it, her ex knocked her up, and she moved back to be with him. It didn't last, but she ended up having a baby with someone else out there.

I think I only ever woke up next to her like 4 times, but I really miss it. We didn't alwys see eye too eye, in-fact it was rare. But she made me want to be a better person everyday. And holy shit she makes a lot of money lololol.

L. if you see this, I'm sorry we didn't end on the best of terms. I don't think we were meant for each other, but I also think we could have made each other atleast a bit happier than we are right now. You know this world isn't for me, but you made it better, in your own ways.

You're scared me, you challenged me, you made me want more from life. I miss you.
<3
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>>731674151
I've come super close to being caught, but i somehow always find a way to explain myself out of it. I never saw two or more in the same day. I'm a marketing manager for samsung, so it's easy for me to lie to them about when I'll be available or when I'll be at work. Since i go from store to store, it's not really like they can just surprise me at my office since i spend so little time there. As for how it ends, i usually tell them our lives are going in different directions, and walk away. Seeing how broken some of them get actually makes me feel more human than connecting intimately with them.
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I love to feed unsuspecting girls cum, been doing it for years. Youngest girl who's ever eaten my cum was 12, oldest was probably late 40s
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Im about to fuck a 50yr old guy from craigslist im 24 and male
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I'm not convinced I can ever really do anything with my life. Instead I just try to be a good friend for others so that they may be better.
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>>731672743
I wish I could move out of the hope and begin the transition into a beautiful trap. :(
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Jerked off on my best friend when he dressed in his sisters clothes when we were 12.

Im 27 now, and he contacted me on facebook to reconnect. Hes a "she" now and i kinda wanna jerk off on him again. Past passible, if i was drunk id rate him 7/10
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>>731674610
Went for the drawer not the hamper
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I have the opportunity to fuck the wife of a really good friend. I've known them for years and I know it's wrong. But on the other hand, there has always been an attraction between us and I want to be inside her so bad it makes my balls ache. Guilt vs lust. What to do......
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>>731674385

her mom didnt know she REALLY was my gf. she thought it was a joke.

>>731674375
>Wow great story bro

yes... and yes.
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>>731674422
Lies, falsehoods and fabrications
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>>731674652
How do you do it?
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>>731674786

i shove it down their throats when they arent looking.
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>>731674746
damn u gonna go ampere next and have a taste?
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>>731674768
>her mom didnt know she REALLY was my gf. she thought it was a joke.
Ah cool. Alright let's get into the nitty gritty. Tongue kissing? Lick her pussy? Don't be shy anon.
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>>731674760
DO IT FGT.
You'll most likely get rejected and he's gonna tell her husband.
Or you 2 bang , he finds out (or not) and you ruined a marriage.
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>>731674760
how do u know of the opportunity?
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>>731674694
>tfw I wanna date a cute trap but I don't know where to find them cause most of them are really shy.
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>>731674845
Maybe. Either way it gets me diamonds. Maroon thong
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>>731672743
I am an actual dog.
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>>731674931
Why do you bark at the wall mirror like a retard at night? Also, i saw you hump a tree stump once
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>>731674931

do you ever fap to human porn doggo?
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>>731674896
>tfw shy due to social anxiety
>tfw want a big male to take charge of me
>tfw wifu-material
>tfw not into mascular-alpha males
>tfw no cute chubby bf or at least above normal weight to rape-cuddle me every night to sleep
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>>731674786
easiest way is save cum in a little bottle and have it in your pocket when hanging out with them. If they leave a drink unattended it takes half a second to dump some in and give it a stir.

It's better when i can jerk a fresh load for them though, easiest way to do that is offer to pick up something like dutch bros or fastfood on your way to hang with them. Then you find a quiet spot to pull over and jerk them a big one
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>>731672743
When i was 10, i was super mad at my friend, so i pissed in his big gulp, and watched him drink it.

It was nearly half piss.

I now hold fetishism for watching people drink my piss
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>>731675007
>>731675007

your story, if true, makes me cry for humanity.
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I've showered with my nieces quite a few times. Have never done anything "bad" with them nor desired to though. imo it's not a big deal but still not something i'd post on fb or tell most people about.
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>>731675060
>It was nearly half piss.

you probably have diabetes if he didnt taste the piss.
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>>731675095
It's not, this is 4chan. He fantasizes about it, and likes to keep going cause hes jerking off to the thought
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>>731675129

fuck you shower fag.
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>>731675129
age?
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>>731672743
I taught my younger brother how to wank it today. I'll greentext if anyone is interested, but he isn't a girl so most of you won't be.

>Wasn't lewd in the slightest
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>>731672743
im gay
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>>731675095
Your story makes me cry for humanity too.
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Posted my wife here awhile ago and got reposted on Reddit currently has over 80k views. Every time I share that secret everyone wants to see so here it is http://m.imgur.com/sYVUsQl?r
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>>731675222
>Your story makes me cry for humanity too.

what story?
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>>731675185
pls
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>>731675138
It was that clear piss you get from downing water. We had been playing baskets all day, i didnt have money cause i was poor, so i drank from the water fountain

Reason i was super pissed is cause robby owed me money, and came out of the shop with a big gulp and two hotdogs. So this Nigga bought himself food, gloated that i didnt have any, and didnt pay me back.

Fuck him
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>>731675169
u mad
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>>731675232
>http://m.imgur.com/sYVUsQl?r
mmmmmmm would love to fuck her

knowing that you shared her without her knowing + that hot body got my cock hard as fuck
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I like girls
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I am the head of the Patriarchy. Feminists are ruining my business.
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>>731675155
>>731675007
believe what you want but it's %100 true
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>>731675232
>http://m.imgur.com/sYVUsQl?r
hot! got more? her age?
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Im a science teacher at a highschool and i like to take creep shots of most of the female students.
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I'm secretly bi and want a cock up my sissy femboy ass, no one irl knows and I've still not had the balls to actually let someone bend me over and fuck me like the slut I am.
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>>731675232
Your wife is ugly and you probably are too
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>>731673967
I used to do this and it only made me want to kill myself in the long run because I realised I was contributing to others what I was trying to run away from

Sure is fun at the time though fuck I miss it in a lot of ways
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>>731675336
m or f?
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>>731675264
The one you're gonna tell.
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fucked my friends mom that lived in our apt building
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>>731675232

you are going to get tired of fucking that beautiful body. trust me. its weird how the human mind works.
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>>731675406
what grade you teach?
any of them ever flirt with you?
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>>731675172
they are 11 & 9
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>>731675466
>The one you're gonna tell.

i have several. which one should i tell?
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>>731675364
Wanna buy a clock, mate? Its big, and loud and people all over the world comment on it.

Meet me in london, ill show it to you. Bring your wallet
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I only seem to like strong dominant women. I'm not sure why but I've been sexual, on some level, as long as I can remember and that might have something to do with it. I spend hours thinking about why I'm so submissive but can't come up with any answers that satisfy me.
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>>731675475
You know from experience?
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>>731675509
The one about you and the bottle of booze
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I think I'm a pedo, so i spend time around my nephew to condition myself to resist
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>>731675496
Why are you all OK to do this? Is the family nudist or something?
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Her show sucks
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>>731675232
Think about all guys who saved it and will continue to spread it. Guys are jerking to her beyond your control and you officially cucked yourself.
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>>731674341
Using it now>>731674272
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>>731675575
Playing with fire

As someone who was actually molested as a child, stay the fuck away from him of you care about him. Molestation can destroy people.
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>>731675595
not nudist but not conservative godfags either. nudity isnt evil, deal with it.
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>>731675712
probably chips handon in drag, be careful
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>>731675754
kek
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Im married to a beautiful woman, but i lust after my female best friend cause we click on a level other people comment on.

Whenever me and her go out, everyone assumes we are married. We bring out the best in each other.
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>>731675575
fucking kill yourself.
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>>731675509
Which are the most relative to your life right now? Start there, you can always work your way back.
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>>731675288
Sure.

>Grow up in pretty religious family with a shit ton of siblings
>Awkward moments weren't uncommon so not much can phase me anymore
>Fast forward to yesterday
>Bullshit parent teacher conferences so school is out and I'm forced to babysit
>Already 10:30AM and one of my brothers was still asleep so I go check on him
>Find him in his bed with a noticeable wet spot on his underwear
>Wake him up and casually mention it and he thinks he pissed the bed
>Obviously not enough wetness for that so I just assume he had a wetdream
>Flashbacks to my own awkwardness around his age
>Grapple with what to do a bit because its obviously a weird topic
>Tell him to undress and go shower and I'd talk to him later

Will cont because how the fuck do I view my text limit?
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>>731675727
>deal with it.
Never had a problem
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my older sister messed around with me and some of my friends when were 15, something we never brought up again
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>>731675549
>You know from experience?

yes. i've had 2 girls like that. after a while you want to fuck something else. anything, really.

eating steak is fucking awesome, but every now and then you are going to crave a cheeseburger.
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>>731675796
tfw I didn't get score dubs or triple digits for a third time in a row
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there's this really effeminate guy at work, I can't tell if I'm attracted to him or not. it's really frustrating me for some reason
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>>731675889
Do you consider yourself straight?
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>>731675526
Earliest memory is playing doctor with two girls, spanking them.
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>>731673825
Had 46 gf when i was 16
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>>731675416
stop watching porn faggot and this secret shame will vanish
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>>731675985
>Had 46 gf when i was 16

i am ok with that as long as you wanted to do it too.
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>>731675942
that's a question I don't have an answer too. it seems to depend on the mood I'm in, there were two other in HS that i felt like toward. so...bi? idk maybe it's a phase
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>>731675496
Are they in any way sexually curious or still 100% innocent?
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>>731675830
youve dealt with it well then =). their parents are fine with it. the 11yo is somewhat more private now but the younger one is always ok with it still.
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>>731672743
I make alot of the popular black twitter memes. I hate doing it.

Im white
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>>731676155
I'm effeminate, slim and shaved, basically a twink and I want to seduce a straight classmate.
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just nicole. i love nicole
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>>731675860
Not saying your wrong. But time will tell.
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i hate persona 5
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>>731676197
Make a really shitty one but tell us what it'll be first. We can laugh at the idiots together.
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>>731676202
ookay?
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>>731675817
>He doesn't "look" like he is there, but I just go with my intuition
>He eventually gets done in the shower and I talk to him in private about puberty
>He had seen me naked before, so he more or less knew what to expect
>Schools here have sex ed, but I remember my class only being about female reproduction and boys deodorant
>Mention wet dreams and why they happen, etc
>Tell him that jerking off will probably make them less frequent
>Explain to him how to do it
>He does it a bit (not actually going all the way) and I tell him to just do that until stuff comes out
>Give him tips and shit
>Don't put your dick on the toilet paper because it hurts to peel off later
>Don't do it in your clothes because everyone will find out
>etc etc

I left him alone to it and I assume he didn't have problems. I said he could talk to me or our dad if he had any questions. I told our dad that I gave him the puberty talk because he was curious, but I left out the wet dream/jerking part.

For you straight fags out there, I got flashed by my then 12-13 year old sister. She was talking about getting training bras and I was just like "I dunno man???" and she asked if I thought she was ready. Kind of awkward but she ended up getting them.
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>>731676237
>But time will tell.

yes it will.

>remember this post.
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>>731676183
I was just wondering the circumstances in which it was taking place. I'm married to a Japanese woman and have had a bath with her 10 yo niece a few times also. Very normal thing in Japanese culture.
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>>731676256
Well, the problem is, people dont like the ones i legitimately find funny. I get angry about that, make a super shitty one, and it blows up

Pic related
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>>731676080
Most fucked up thing i could do in my life, her son killed her husband
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>>731676441
>Very normal thing in Japanese culture.

nice try pedofag. you are not fooling anyone.
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>>731675889
Ehhhh...I think a lot of "straight" guys secretly like effeminate men with more submissive, supportive and nice personalities.

Buddy from high school, confirmed into women, used to chase a lot of tail--fell in love and married another one of our friends who was effeminate and we always thought was gay. We were right, but my other buddy marrying him came out of left field.
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>>731676487
>her son killed her husband

because?......
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>>731676495
>communal baths
Look it up bro
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>be me
>5yo
>shared a room with brother and sister
>late at night my brother molests me
>5 yo brain doesn't know better. Bro was very mean when I don't heed.
>first started with him rubbing his dick up and down my ass
>did it every night for a long time
>sister wakes up one night in the middle of my nightmare
>she can't seem to make out what's going on
>bro says I was scared so he comforted me.
>his hand over my mouth
>she goes back to bed
>he asks me to suck his dick
>tells me if I do he'll be more nice to me
>do it
>apparently I wasn't good at it so after a few minutes he just jacks off all over my back

I'm fucking traumatized. He's 10 years older than me and I felt that he was going to do more. Anyone had similar experiences?
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im a grill.
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>>731676169
They know all about the birds and bees stuff, they still sneak peeks at me though. They dont do anything overtly sexual but like all girls they like attention and kinda show off. The older one has started puberty so im sure sex is on her mind more
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>>731676541
Beacous hes father hit him and disconected his internet as such he couldnt play legolegondo freely
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>>731676666
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>>731676596
What a fucking faggot. Kick his ass. You'll feel better.
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>>731676665
>Beacous hes father hit him and disconected his internet as such he couldnt play legolegondo freely

ah in that case its ok. good for him.
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>>731676623
Kill yourself
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I take panties/thongs from friends and wear them at home
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>>731676496
the problem is that I don't feel more broadly gay. like men who everyone says are hot don't do anything for me
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>>731676784
>>731676784
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>>731676624
>Sneak peeks
Aren't you all full frontal??
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my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.
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>>731676707
I've thought about it. Maybe when I drive 12 hours to see him I will but alcoholism has gotten the best of him. It runs in our family. They all die pretty fast. Redneck pos>>731676695
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>>731674422
more
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>>731676821
Hey are you okay? I didn't mean to say that. It's been a rough day and it just kind of slipped out of my mouth. Sorry about that but you must understand my skepticism when you say that you're a girl posting on 4Chan...
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>>731676857
well yeah but just staring at each other is kinda awkward still.
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>>731672743
I've been somewhat on/off with a girl I'm in love with.

We've done sexual things in the past, but she isn't in the mood to be in a relationship w/ anyone right now and 'wants to be friends,' so I told her it's either we date or I leave, and we're not talking right now.

I wish I was dead. I've got crippling depression, and being lead on doesn't help me anything. I need help, but I am too cowardly and pathetic to seek help or talk to someone. I want to just die, but can't pull the trigger when I have the gun to my head.
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>>731676804
That's what I'm saying. You can have a one off sort of attraction with something that deviates from your preference.

I know my buddy is pretty much straight. I chased girls with this dude for years, but he had an attraction to our friend, a one off sort of thing that happened to be very strong. It happens. It was absolutely the most hilarious thing ever being one of the groom's men. The entire thing was a trip.

If you do actually end up hooking up with this guy you'll probably end up not liking it tbh. You'll get grossed out quick I would imagine. I don't think most of these things move on beyond superficial attraction.
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>>731677054
bro, go see a therapist
there are good ones and bad ones, but you should give it a try
this is the best that happened to me since i'm a depressed fuck
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>>731676963
Its time to stop
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I took a 10 inch dick up my ass one time. I am straight too. I had a GF at the time, and was curious to see a big fat DICK IN MY ASS...So i went over to my homie jarons house who was gay and said.


"Let's both cheat, I don't like my relationsjip and you don;t either..."

So he fucked my butt and came deep inside...ever since I LIKE DICKS...but also like pussy still, I fuck more pussy than boy butt...Never fucked a dick other than the few occasions me and Jaron banged out in the downstairs apartment
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>>731677164
Just feel like I can't talk, I've been an introvert all my life and even when I'm shitfaced or high I can't talk about my issues. I don't think I have the ability to tell a total fucking stranger anything with much confidence.
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>>731677163
i dunno I've anally masturbated and enjoyed it
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>>731677054
>We've done sexual things in the past,
give me a quick rundown on this
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>>731676821
>>731676963
Kill yourselves
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>>731677054
Mike?
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>>731677435

Yes?
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I licked my nieces pussy when she was about 8
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>>731677268
>big fat DICK IN MY ASS
>DICK IN MY ASS
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>>731677474
Sleep or awake?
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>>731677469
She doesn't love you, breh, she does the same thing to all the guys she's been with. Move on, famalam.
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>>731677600
Asleep ofcourse lol it tasted very very sweet and had an unexplainable smell to it, like fresh but natural.
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>>731675129
I remember in highscool me and two bros and two chicks were hanging out outdoors, we got all dirty and shit so we took showers. All us dudes took seperate showers of course but the girls took one together.

It's not like anything happened but it was still an extremely arousing moment in my life.
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>>731677661
Yeah I did the same when I was 14 and she was 11. How long did you do it for?
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>>731677661

kill yourself you fucking deviant. any girl younger than 10 years old is just fucking sick.
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>>731677272
then call one and explain your problem on the phonr
she/he might tell you how to deal with it at the beginning to at least be able to talk
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>>731677364
I ate her our, she sucked my dick. We had sex a few times. Pretty self explanatory my dude.
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>>731677435
No. Not even close.
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>>731672743
Squeak squeak, motherfucker.

I like to spy on people fuckkin.

That's about it. That and the murders.
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>>731677268
>wanted to see fat dick in his ass
>fails to mention how he stretched his neck like laffy taffy to see
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>>731677793
I'm going to tell you the moment I step foot in a Shrink's office, or call one, I'm probably going to get recommended to be institutionalized.

Like, I'm that fucked up. I mean I'll look around online and see if I can start taking steps to talk to one, but IDK dude. It isn't easy.
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>>731677921
>I like to spy on people fuckkin.

you fucking pervert. kill yourself.
>>
I got my friends mom pregnant when I was 16. She was 32. I was over at his house she had been divorced a year and came home drunk. It only happened the once (well until after I was 20). We never told anyone, to this day his sister, my daughter, has no idea I'm her father.
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I am fucking my kids second grade teacher
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>>731674422
moar
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>>731677718
I showered with my guy friends many times, especially after sports and such, never did anything gay with each other though. I also had 2 younger brothers and we showered together all the time
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>>731677990
i can understand that
but keep in mind : 1) having THAT much difficulties to talk is actually a problem, this is a manifestation of something
2) shrinks have heard and seen SOME STRONG FUCKING shit, they literally don't mind you masturbating in your pee with photos of Hitler fucking a squirell (trust me, i work in psychiatry)
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>>731678052

cool story bro. kek.

>but no seriously, i believe you. because i used to let my friend's 50 year old mom suck my dick when i was 19. good for you anon.
>>
my girlfriend and me are into swinging and I enjoy watching her getting fucked- none of our friends or family know
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>>731678137
I wish it was sexual fetishes that have me fucked up. Nope, it's very violent tendencies and shit. Physical. Don't want to explain it but someone is going to get hurt.
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When I was 16 my babysitters husband offered me 100 dollars to let him watch me play. I took it. He provided toys and everything.First time he was just jerking off next few sessions things escalated and we start to fuck. This started happening often. Around the 8th weekend we went to a sex shop to pick toys, he walked me into a back room strip me into bra and panties and start to play with me. There where few guys around watching us and jerking off, when we went back to his house he fucked me like crazy. Later one he wanted to go again but this time to let the other guys there to touch and play with me. I was unexperienced and shy so i told him i'am not up for it tho i really liket it when all this old man where lusting over me, we continue our home sessions till i was 19 and moved to another town. This fetish craving to turn on older man stayed with me. Since no one knew me there i went to a sex party where i was the only single woman and the youngest one. At first was shy and just watched other couples, then this lady came to me we hit it off and i had sex with her and her husband. The next times i went got more bold and participated more and more in the "activities" one time was a little tipsy and so into it that at some point i realize i'am alone in a room with 5-6 guys and everyone fucked me.
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>>731677890
Pretty awesome m8 I don't know why you're being such a crybaby. When I was 19 I dated a 16 year old and my own father cockblocked me. No, he didn't fuck her, he just messed up my opportunity to fuck her.

Anyway you got some nice sex and you were never gonna marry this girl, I guarantee it. move on.
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>>731678273

now thats a brool story.
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>>731678271
then, it's even more important to get help
with a therapist you can understand where comes this violence come from, learn how to digest it
and you will avoid getting in a shitty situation (you or someone else)
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>>731678111
Checked. tbh my dude bros were not attractive in the slightest but if I could shower with some younger guys that would be pretty sexy.

alas never did, never took a shower in public.
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>>731677994
No! The fapping is too good.
>>
I caught my mom cheating a few times with other guys and once with another woman
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>>731678434

son, bad news: your mother is a whore.
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My grandmother died recently, and for some odd reason I didn't shed a tear. It was like I couldn't. More and more I find myself disconnected from my emotions. I wish I could be normal. I feel as though I'm just becoming a husk, more and more jaded. It scares me. I begin to ask myself questions that I have no answer to. What do I need to be normal again. Is what I'm looking for in someone else or myself? Please help anons. I'm losing hope.
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>>731678514
Same anon I know exactly how U feel
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>>731677921
when I was in highscool I was incel and had no car, so if I was walking home in the evening I would wonder how many houses I passed had people fucking in them.

Thought about creeping a couple times but never did because that's fucked up shit. I still get paranoid if I'm fucking a girl in my room because my blinds are all fucked up from cats.
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>>731678514
go see a therapist
>>
at 16 fucked my gf 16 and watched her with my dog many times
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>>731678629

this guy tells EVERYBODY on /b/ to see a therapist.

got a flat tire and waiting by the side of the road?... go see a therapist.
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>>731678581
I know it is ignorant of me to believe I am the only one that feels this way but it is good to know I am not alone
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>>731678639
>>
I walked in on my sister riding a bbc back when she was still in highschool.
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>>731678514
You know I didn't cry when my dad died, but he was in a hospice for a couple weeks before he finally kicked.

My mom died with no warning and I found her body in the living room. That shit absolutely destroyed me.

I always liked my dad more which makes the whole thing peculiar.
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I first learned how to fap by putting my moms back massager thing on my dick, and for like 3 months I thought the only way to orgasm was to put a vibrator on my dick. when I was desperate I tried hitting it a lot by like patting it
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>>731678629
For what? A wasted hour and a "hang in there!"? Not likely.
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>>731678629
you go see a therapist
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>>731678746
>>731678746
>>731678746
fuck off.
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>>731678405
Ive never been into guys, under the perfect circumstances I might try something, but not going to happen probably. I dont shower in public/with other guys too often anymore, mostly just when I take my nephews to the pool or something, 3-4 times per year.
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>>731678756
I am sorry to hear this. Though, I cannot speak politely of my own parents so I don't quite understand in that particular way
>>
When I was in grade 2 some kids in grade 1 bullied me. I very distinctly remember them pouring my own water on my head in the school bus in front of everybody else in the bus. I pretended that I thought it was funny to avoid feeling further embarrassed. When I got home, I had to explain to my mother why I was completely soaked. I fake smiled and said that the weather was pretty bad that day. When she was gone I cried my eyes out. Still feel distrusting of most people to this day. Was utterly humiliating especially since I knew that they were younger than me
>>
>>731678488
dont I know it, but couldnt stop watching!
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>>731679012

you're a pussy.

go see a therapist.
>>
Shared an oc private nude (privately) that I shouldn't have. They didn't get re-posted or anything that I know of though.
>>
>>731679113
I appreciate the bluntness
>>
I am sexually attracted to girls as young as 9
>>
>>731679178

and how old are you?
>>
>>731679267
9
>>
>>731679267
17
>>
>>731678514
Thats not that weird. People process loss differently.
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>>731679267
12 and what is all this about attraction
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>>731679350
>17

ah, well... i am this guy >>731673825

i feel sorry for you guys in modern times. 20 years ago, no one would have cared much, unless you made it too obvious. now you cant even talk to them, much less take them out to the movies or the beach or something.

my condolences young anon. R.I.P. your dick.
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>>731674981
HELLO CHUBBY BOI HERE WHERE ARE YOU
>>
>>731674981
LIES
>>
I once participated in a gay gangbang, and I was the only bottom
>>
>>731679566
Things just ain't the same for downlow degenerate child fuckers anymore.
>>
>>731679365
In the past three months my mother has disowned me in a drunken bi-polar stupor, she posed as my aunt at my work over the phone in order to attempt to get money out of me for more booze while my grandmother was still in the hospital, discredited my name at the workplace by emailing my higher-up's telling them all I do is steal and drink on the job and smashed a window where I am currently living. Now tell me again that: "it's not that weird".
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>>731679716
>>731679716
>>731679716
>>731679716
>>
>>731679734
Perhaps a part of u wished things had been different between u two
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>>731679734

go see a therapist.
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>>731679887
U
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>>731679884
Oh yes. I wish it every single day. But at the end of the day she is mad, or perhaps it's me who is mad. I'm afraid I cannot truly tell anymore.
>>
new arcade open be 16 start going there with friends owners where young couple guy was like 30-33 wife was 28 long story short we wife was working there husband had another job and come only at night we become buddy with them close the arcade staying late drinking beers playing poker etc with us. eventually when i was 17 i started fucking with them basically cucking but dunno if this existed back then it was around PS1 time. We did it few times and we should stop... but i continue fuck with her 1on1 usually in the arcade back room when husband was at his other work during the day or we went on a hotel when she can. Shit was cash because she was super hot. Slim nice body face and ass great pussy tits where really small tho but who care. I think they just wanted to try it out and my guess she pushed it because she was really horny we fucked like crazy she was letting me fuck her ass even asking for. in the summer was wearing this tops and short shorts bending over the counter half her ass out all the kids where going crazy over her. And when we started with threesomes her husband dosent seem like he was into it. Probably thats why we stop after like 3 times my guess she just wanted another dick and when she god she didnt care about threesomes with husband. We fucked for a solid 9 months then i got a gf and stop going to the arcade that much. Happy husband never knew because i was skinny guy and he was hitting the gym a lot and was super big his arm has big like bout my legs pretty sure he would brain damage me with one hit. XD
No one knew about it even my friends to this day. I checked her facebook a year ago and she was chubby amd not so hot any more..... sorry for potato englando EU fagg
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>>731679149
What was the reason you shouldn't have shared it?
>>
>>731679887
I do not believe in a practice where the poster-boy is Freud. He is more mad then me and my mother put together.
>>
When i was 11 I had some pretty severe anxiety problems. Moving around too much for some reason made me nauseous. During PE we jogged a shit ton and i was feeling so nauseous. I couldn't help it and ended up gagging at a corner and spitting it out. Things would be fine if my crush at the time hadn't sat on it and announced that she sat on something weird out loud to everyone. I stayed shut trying not to break sweat and a whole week passed pretending I wasn't the guy who was responsible for the tiny spit puddle. It worsened my anxiemery problems until 1st year of high school when I was able to finally control the anxiety somewhat
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>>731680119
Anybody speak retard?
>>
>>731680226
>I do not believe in a practice where the poster-boy is Freud.

Freud is a joke to modern Psychologists
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My ex dumped me because she said I was only compassionate to people because I want to make myself feel above them and everyone else, then she kicked me out of our apartment that we both had our names of the lease on
I cucked out and now I live with some old friends, lost my job because of depression
havn't been able to get a new one in 3 months because I feel litterally no motivation to
I get self concious everytime I get the instict to be kind or compassionate towards someone
because I'm afraid she was right about me and it's starting to make me feel like a I'm secretly a extremely shitty person without knowing it
shitty part is I still miss her.
>>
>>731674358
>everything else
you just mean the pussy
>>
>>731678514
>>731680262
It is me from this post. Believe me when I say that anxiety is the true killer. If you become anxious, you wish to look at people less and less. When you look at people less and less you become disconnected. When you become disconnected you isolate yourself. You isolate yourself completely and you will be stuck wondering if your life truly had any meaning in the first place.
>>
>>731680226
Yup, 90 percent of Freud's ideas are discounted.

Talking about shit helps, but you need to find a good therapist and that can be problematic.
>>
I read harry potter fanfiction
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>>731680599
any Percy x Ron?
>>
I'm messaging a guy online to see if he wants to suck my dick.
>>
>>731680346
Then why is the basis of study still known to be frued's? I know they aren't all the same, but they've never been able to help me in the past.
>>
nudist family when 14 was in the bathtub with mom cum on her back because she was on all fours and i rubbed it on her ass crack
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>>731680551
Indeed. Any recommendations on finding one who isn't just interested in legal tender?
>>
>>731680151
It was of my daughter who is 19.
>>
>>731680646
Not homo enough for slash stories, sadly there are many stories that are reaļy great apart from being slash ones. Feels Bad when can't find a good story to read.
>>
>>731680700
her reaction?
>>
My brothers boyfriend had bleeding nose the other day and I ate his use tissues
>>
>>731673746
gayyyyyy
>>
>>731680899
To gain his power?
>>
>>731674981
not unless you've got a pussy
>>
No because I have a blood fetish and I am lonely
>>
>>731680970
No because I have a blood fetish and I am lonely
>>
>>731680769
Post it here.
>>
>>731681172
Only a joke friend. I hope one day you too will live in happiness, sharing your demented lust with someone you love. Respect to you and best of luck.
>>
i'm concerned that the shadowbrokers leak means that the russians have had nsa-grade swift hacking tools for years and no one knew
>>
>>731681118

at least you don't jerk off in the disabled
>>
>>731676428
details of sister nip colour, boob size at the time, cute or not? any playful times with her? mmm yiez
>>
>>731680899
>>731681172
Masey.
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>>731680752
Comprehensive research into credentials and online reviews..

Try to get insight into their personality through their internet presence. Look for people who are upfront and down to business.

Get recommendations from levelheaded and respectable people in your life--a doctor you like, etc.

I tried one and didn't like him. Very pushy. Tried to get me to exercise regularly (which is good) but kept hounding me. He wanted to specifically bike over running (he was hardcore biker). He kept bringing it up and wanted me to go out and buy a bike, wouldn't shut up. Fucker, its exercise. It doesn't matter what I do as long as I move my ass. Caught him zoning out frequently and told him few things about myself (I was beat hard as a kid) that i could tell bothered him, he looked aghast and it wasn't to validate me, it was in this genuinely shocked way.

Combine that with no feedback after six months and exorbitant rates and I was out. Strange and amateurish.

Found a lady that is calm, rational, attentive, and that helped me move from an anxious moron caught up in the past to a much happier and clearheaded person. In this instance she was recommended to me, I checked her online presence and it was tame with actually worse ratings than the other guy. But, a lot of it was because they seemed to not like her down to earth approach and did not like some of what she had to say. The other guy would tell you just enough of what you wanted to hear and then try to sell you a bike. So don't go off ratings specifically, read the reviews, try to get a comprehensive picture, move on if they do weird unprofessional shit.
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>>731674422
moooar
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>>731676912
>>731676596

I genuinelyfeel sorry for you /b/ro, you should really beat him up. It's gonna be therapeutical.
>>
>>731676428
Wish you'd give me a puberty talk
>>
I'm a 27 year old guy who finds himself attracted to 15-17 year old boys. I don't act on it because it's wrong to screw up somebody just because my own wants but damn I wish I wasn't attracted to such young dudes.
>>
>>731681782
Thanks for the well thought out responce.
>>
>>731677054
dude take it from me, dont "just deal with it" it destroys you. go find closure. and if you cant just do what other anon says and go to a therapist. Im fucked up beyond help, and it made me some retard immature dude who doesnt know what normal is in other eyes. im desperate for the attention she gave me, but it ended on bad terms. and now no one compares, so i end up pushingothers away even more. it FUCKS you UP.
>>
Fuckity fuck fuck
fuck
fuckkkk
fuckeofiwjhenfwefwejbw9tqhqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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>>731675792
I felt the same way. One divorce later I'm polyamorous with a boyfriend and a girlfriend that are married to each other. Try it.
>>
>>731677474
details for what not to do to be a pedo
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>>731682241
Np, good luck. May not be for everyone but it helped me--does not normally happen overnight, toxic thought patterns are not easy to identify, let alone fix.
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>>731672743

http://104.131.160.52/ - All my secrets
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I'm a transnigger
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>>731678273
This makes me hard
I'm 50+ btw
>>
I have sex with my real Mum. She is single and horny.
Btw i am 15.
>>
I fucked a giraffe, I'm 12 btw
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>>731682687

we all have sex with your mom you homo.
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>>731676821
you know the drill...
>>
>>731682215
Can't you just be attracted to eight-year-old girls like a normal degenerate?
>>
>>731675575
kill yourself
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>>731683361
10/10 very original
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lost virginity to 15 yo sister
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>>731676623
George Foreman?
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>>731683535
fake and gay
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>>731672743

I inappropriately touched one of my cousin's daughters when I was only a preteen. She saw what I was getting at and called me out on it, so I stopped right away so she wouldn't tell my cousin. I've rarely gone back to my aunt and uncles' house since (been about 17 years) to avoid an awkward confrontation.

Also the only sex I've gotten since 2014 have been with literal prostitutes.
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>>731683678
kill urself
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>>731678677
He is not wrong either. We are all in /b/ we all need to go see a therapist.
>>
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
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>>731674633
Rofl you beta cuckfag kys
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want to get fucked by a tranny, nervous, virgin, advice?
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>>731684383
this
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>>731678677
>autism : the post
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>>731675451
Yeah, as time has gone on I've gotten increasingly more self destructive. I don't want to die or anything, there just isn't that much of a point to living anymore. It's funny, too, because I'm surrounded by people who genuinely love me.
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>>731672743
I drink too much, it's been over a month since i went a day without at least a beer. First and only GF yet broke up with me about that time and even though at first i wasn't that sad, it's gotten worse since. I have a hard time focussing on my studies since she broke up, lack motivation for pretty much anything other than reading and am generally feeling down and becoming more of a recluse. I know that drinking wont solve anything, but after a few beers i just care less.
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