Let it out

>>731651313
i suck my own dick, but it aint gay man!

I feel like I've got no future ahead of me and I'm incredibly scared. But I keep trying cuz I'm too afraid to die early and miss out on something that might change my life.

>>36805004
One time my oneitis left her dog at my house without asking while she stayed at this guys house for a few days. After cursing her out and constantly texting her to come get it, she finally did and somehow I was the asshole. Just one of many cuntish things she's done to me. She was such a fucking bitch and I hate her but at the same time I miss her.

>>731651313
I hate my life

I want my best friend to fuck my brains out.

https://youtu.be/Oyx2GKt9jZA

It's so difficult date a singlemother.

>>731651313
I'm sick off all this political bullshit. Everybody is buying into propaganda and lies. Both fucking sides.

Do you REALLY think liberals are trying to take your guns?

Do you REALLY think conservatives are trying to kill the planet?

People are really fucking gullible.

>>731652745
This

let it all out

Been sober 8 months until i smoked some weed today
Fuck

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used to use an arm float for masturbation in teenage years

some mornings i go and jerk off to teengallery.com while my wife is still asleep

Of all the things I hate to be proud of, i'm getting better at being productive and baked.

I just got promoted w/ a raise but I hate my job

I want to join the mafia because I want to kill people

I DEMAND REPARATIONS

>>731651313
Over 30 and I never lived up to my potential, I never really did anything.

Every now and then I wonder how far I would get if I decided to just start tactfully murdering people in my class on the spot.

>>731651313
I hate being biracial.

I have wincest stories with Cousin.. Any one interested?

I like talking/jerking to fem guys on kik.

I'm straight. Or at least thought I was.

>>731656193
Did you fuck or just touch/kissed her?

why the fuck do girls ask me if i have a gf when they know i recently broke up with my ex and then be fucking scared around me when i am dancing in the nighclub, tdlr why are the girls fucking scared of me all the fucking time bur curious

>>731656439
Fooled around throughout years, fucked couple of times

I have no empathy and I'm okay with it.

It's made me successful and given me everything I want.

I have no issue with not caring about other people at all.

i learned how to tie a noose today

>>731656532
here you go, told your story

Cheated on girlfriend twice, felt awful both times but you know us fellas. Haven't told anyone.

>>731651313
Male here.... late 30's... only ever been with women.. and I even go as far as saying I hate faggots...but deep down, I think about sucking cock all the time. It's something I will never act on.. but every damn time I jack off... I'm thinking about pleasuring men with my mouth.

Most would be like "kill yourself, faggot" or "congratulations, you're gay!"... but here's the kicker... I don't find men attractive at all. In fact, masculinity turns me off. I don't know where this desire to suck cock even comes from. But that's it. I got it off my chest.

>>731656763
Same. Cheated on my girlfriend with a lesbian of all things. Couldn't resist. And the lesbian is close friends with the girlfriend and myself, but doesn't know we're dating yet.

>>731656821
Same. Never found men attractive, but I've thought of pleasuring/being pleasured for some time...

>>731657367
Glad it's not just me.

>>731656821
>>731657367
>>731657531
Well, you're still pretty gay. Go to Thailand and suck ladyboy dicks. Just don't get AIDs.

>>731656821
>this desire to suck cock
That's pretty gay. Just embrace it and come suck my dick, faggot.

>>731657531
Nope. Don't know what to do about it but definitely not alone there

you're all skeletons

I have a giant pimple in that folded skin crevice where the ass cheeks folds on to the top of the leg

>>731651586
do you have a job? go to school?

>>731657594
AIDS is exactly why I will never act on it.
>>731657787
If I wasn't so afraid of actually going for it, I would.

>>731657937
Bingo. It'd have to be with someone I know is neg

>>731656821
you were probably molested as a kid. the desire to suck cocks but hate masculinity is because you have repressed memories of being molested. I suggest you take hypnosis therapy and see if you can remember and come to terms with your molestation.

>>731658077
Personally, I've always wanted to befriend a guy, just hang out and then have the topic come up and him be ok with me blowing him. Just kind of keep it a secret thing between us. That's ideally what i'd like. But, I know that won't happen.

>>731658181
I was in 3rd grade when I was molested. So you're not wrong. So that's what has caused this all these years later?

>>731658240
Watch porn and jack off together first. That's how it happens when you're young.

Ever seen one of those stories were a guy is lost in the forest for 40 years and emerges to find a the world has changed it people are reading about each other on the internet and watching each other laugh at each other on TV? That's pretty much it.

>>731652745
Fuck off back to /pol/

I fuck an asian whore regularly. She gave me a massage with a very happy ending at one of those massage place . Fuck her 3 times a week and fuck my wife on off days. Wife has no clue

I don't want to smoke weed anymore but its routine at this point and feels nice to space out for a few hours or just to have some good laughs with my friends. But it makes me unmotivated, lazy, anti social, kills my game with girls and I can't seem to have much fun without it, unless I'm drinking or doing my main hobby. I quit for a month last year but all my friends made fun of me and pressured me into doing it again.

>>731658789
friends are for normies

>>731658975
I'm a failed normie

>>731659021
Would I be happy if I were a normie?

>>731658301
yup. you just have trauma tbh. get some therapy and you'll feel better I guess.

>>731659248
Probably not.

>>731658789
>friends made fun of me
>made fun of me
nigger grow some balls, no wonder your friends dont respect you. tell them to fuck off or to suck a cock.
>made fun of me.
im fucking cringing so hard that you'd care what some hippie faggots think of you.

Overnachten bij Maria

>>731659541
Doesnt sound like you have many friends. We all do shit like that each other. Its called busting each others balls you fag.

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I try to rip out my asshole hair and cut myself when it grows back because I hate who I am

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>>731651313
I think I like this girl and some small part of me thinks she likes me too. I'm probably just deluding myself into thinking I have a chance, but I am scared that it won't make a difference because we may never meet again.

i like my dorm room last year better than my own

>>731659954
There's a difference between teasing your friend for fucking up something simple and guilting them into doing something they don't want to do. I'll give my friend shit for getting a bunch of hickies from some gross girl but I won't pressure him into drinking after he's gone sober.

>>731659954
>friends who laugh at you because you made a decision
sounds like people take advantage of you and you're so gullible you'll believe they're your friends. No wonder nobody respects you Kek.

>>731651313
This girl's different. She's perfect in every way for me. I can't believe I've been so stupid. God me I don't wanna fuck this one up. I just have zero experience with this sort of thing. The fact that she's into me like she is seems too good to be true. I always thought she was way out of my league. But it only adds more pressure. We'll see how things go tomorrow night. I'm feeling good about it. This time I'm gonna nut the fuck up and make a goddamn move.

Hey

>>731660460
You got it all wrong anon. Now fuck off or go suck a cock.

>>731660737
kek whatever helps you sleep at night. you would bring up cock to cause you're a fag who gets bullied and then is gullible enough to believe everything everyone tells him. it's ok to be mad fag.

My parents have been fighting since I was 4. I'm 28 and I just got promoted to a point where I can move the fuck out. Still, it's fucking toxic here. My mom had surgery and my dad just fucking yells at her to sleep and rest but she ignores him to fucking ignore him. I can't stand either one and I just come home and sleep to avoid everything.

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>>731660866
Not mad just setting the record straight my guy. And you said cock in your previous post fag.

I am the one who ratted out my female friend's infidelity to her husband, who is also my friend. I know he then cheated on her in vengeance, but will not get involved any further.

>>731660160
>>731660160
well if you don't try, you're just gonna look back and regret. Worst that happens is that you don't see her again which.. would happen in most cases anyway so you do nothing but plus from trying.

Am a married man of 5 years with two children. Had sex with one of my ex girlfriends last June and she turned out to be pregnant and had birth a couple months ago. She swears that the boy is her current boyfriends, but I think it is mine.

>>731661112
you're still a fag who lets others bully him and get walked all over. so tbh what you say doesnt matter. and to grow some balls or to tell them to suck a cock is waaaay different than telling me to suck one after the advice I gave you. but you're too much of a retarded faggot to put it into practice so you'll just keep being bullied. kek, truth hurts but at least now you know.

>>731661379
get a dna test

>>731661436
Nigger I'm not being bullied. I told you its your typical ball busting and I fell for the bait. Plus the only two that gave me a hard time about it was a fat Jew and an ex convict so why should I care what they think. You sound angry, anything you'd like to talk about? Your virginity for example?

>>731660946
Move out of your house? You're 28, get a job ffs anon. If you're that unhappy at home, getting a job and living on your own couldn't possibly be worse?

>>731661751
>>731660946
Oh I had to reread that, ignore

>>731661751
Pretty sure promoted means he has a job retard

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SHIT NIGGER DAMN FUCKING FAT FLOPPY DONKEY DICK SUCKING CUNT DRIPPING CUM COVERED HAIRY NIPPLED FLOATING FAGGOT FACTOR 10 YOU NOW EXIST IN ALL POINTS IN SPACE AND TIME IN THE UNIVERSE AS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT THAT EVER FAGGOTTED!!!

i really miss Laura

>>731651313
I hate people that disagree with me. Not even about opinions, but about literal actual facts about things that are generally accepted by the majority of people.
>Link evidence telling them difinitively that this is this or take a screencap of it
>"Wow dude really? Linking an article/page from [X]? You know they're not trustworthy. Someone probably just wrote some random shit". You obviously didn't read the book/play the game/watch the show/went to the place/combed your hair like I did to believe that! My opinion is worth more than everyone elses so that means I'm right!"

So I had an old friend message me 2 days ago just out of the blue, old friend meaning around 2 years of no contact. I thought this was amazing because hey, I hardly have any friends now that I've moved on to college, so I'll try remaking this friendship. Just now after messaging back and forth I realize exactly why we didn't work out together and broke off the friendship. Her worldview is so ridiculously different than mine and she refuses to see my perspective, while I refuse to see hers. It took a serious amount of insults from her for me to realize and I'm honestly a bit hurt that she would act so hostile towards me after all this time of not talking. I don't get how someone can remake this bridge after 2 years of no contact only to burn it down 2 days later. It doesn't make sense to me.

I've had sex with several of my friends boyfriends. And I'm still fucking a few of them. I don't really feel guilty about it though for some odd reason.

I wish my mind would just stop for once

>>731661723
I forgot how gullible you are so you actually think being bullied is just making friends. I'm not really mad just genuinely surprised at how dumb you are, also if you're too scared to tell your "friends" to fuck off then I doubt you've ever talked to a girl let alone fuck one.

>>731662730
Same

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Lost my virginity at age 11 to my best friend.

Well it's taken a while but I'm finally realizing how much better it is to be without a bitch again. After months on end of drinking and wallowing in self pity I'm getting my life back together on my own terms without some nagging cunt fucking with my head all the while. Feels good man.

>>731663333
Same as you man, it's just weird after being with her for almost 3 years

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>>731651313
I'm high as fuck right now dde.

>>731663333
quads of truth.
also felt like this too. one day I just woke up, felt how stupid I was and started appreciating life.

everytime i see this girl and hear this gentle voice..and then its all dark and its this evil voice laughing at my pain...i don't want to sleep, i don't want to close my eyes,i don't want to hear again..every time i do i only see them i only hear them, i wish i couldn't feel at all

>>731663410
How long since you broke up? I was with mine for two years and it's been eight months. That was a long dark tunnel. It does feel weird at first because you're disoriented and basically you've half lost your identity because it was all tied up in some bitch. But after a while you find your feet again and start to feel like your old self. It's really nice when that happens. Relationships with crazy bitches are like banging your head against a wall to see how good it feels when you stop.

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>>731663333
kek has spoken

>>731663533
Oh yeah I didn't even notice! Indeed it's like coming out of a trance or a coma or bad spell or something. And I'm imagining that the further it gets behind me the more ridiculous it will all seam.

Been talking with this girl from a 4chan group on facebook. Said she had a crush on me for a while and finally messaged me. I really like her and she likes me but I feel like she is losing interest which always happens to me when I start to like someone back. This shit happens every time and it's starting to drive me crazy. Maybe I'm just overthinking shit like a retard but I just needed to let this out somewhere thanks for the thread OP.

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>>731651313
I'm addicted to opiates and I know they're the cause of my depression and the failing of my relationship but I continue to lie cheat and steal too get more.

I hate myself and take tons of adderall and drink so I don't have to sleep until I pass out because I'm afraid to dream.

I legitimately want to die but my wife is reliant on me so I stay alive, torturing myself and ruining her life because I'm too selfish to die.

Sexually active for years, haven't been tested. Worried i got the hiv. Dont go cuz lazy and think nah im fine. Only wore condom with 1st gf in high school. Never really did after her. Im probably fine

>>731663736
Haha yeah, pretty much. Just broke up earlier this week.

>>731664019
yeah same except big married

>>731663981
Try to find some others to keep you amused. Here's the thing. I can pretty much garuntee that she has a shit ton of orbiters because that's what women do. So don't get attached just see it as a bit of fun and entertaining and keep your options as open as possible. That way you won't get cucked.

>>731664019
yeah same except not married

>>731664019
Can you afford rehab? Might be worth it.

>>731652745
This. I hate politics but now I'm forced to see that shit every single fucking day. It's always trump this or SJWs that. I can't even just play video games anymore because everything has to be about politically charged racism or mysoggykneeism. I especially hate the feminazi shit the most because of this since to an extent, real politics is about real life issues and concerns. Where as the whole shit about women being objectified and rape culture shit is wrong and obnoxious. Get away from my video games and get back inside of them so I can fap to your ingame models.

Recently, I've come to terms that I never loved him. I loved the thought of him being a decent person, the person he has the potential to become but has shown to not have the drive to become. I will always love the person he could be, but who he is in the present... not a chance in hell. He's abusive, not just as an ex-lover/potential lover, but also as a friend and he doesn't even want to hear it because he's of the mindset that he can't hurt others, that he's incapable of repeating the same mistakes he made two years ago when funny enough, he said that the reason he hurt me and the few other people he'd been with was _because_ he thought he couldn't hurt them/me.

Whatever his romantic/sexual preference, he's proven me right that he hasn't changed and that he doesn't desire to change. He wouldn't acknowledge that he was hurting me two years ago when I was hoping he'd notice and care enough to do something, and he wouldn't bother listening when I've tried telling him outright and turn it around to saying that I'm the one trying to hurt him with mind games.

Funny, how he's the one with the record of being an abusive and abominable fuck, yet I'm the monster when I've done nothing but try to work things out when he wouldn't do jack-shit when he said he'd agree to trying to work things out/be a better person/prove that he'd changed and grown from being the shitty person he supposedly had grown out of being.

I love who you could become, but ooooooh man, I can say that the shit person you are right now is just gonna keep repeating this same cycle for as long as you refuse to do anything about it and let things happen without trying to take control over any of it, and when things go poorly, you'll blame the person that tries to take control of the situation for the better because it's apparent that you lack the ability to be a responsible human being. (1/2)

I've had my dick sucked by a trap and it was great, no one knows it.

>>731664073
Oh well there you go. Sounds like you're doing better then I did already. I was a massive faggot and got drunk and cried like a bitch for months. Some shameful shit really but oh well. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves looking back when we were at our worst.

>>731664259
I don't want to
I want drugs.
I'm down fight now because I ran through my stash of thirty 10/325's in like 2 or 3 days.
I honestly can't remember.

Once I get more I'll be happy and work like a nigger until I run out again.

The entire world feels fake to me and I want nothing than to stop being a part of it. Not necessarily suicide, but if there were a pill I could take like in the Matrix I would.

>>731664373
How did it happen?

>>731664177
Yeah but my problem is that when I start to get attached to someone I don't have any real desire to talk to other chicks. And yeah she says some people try to talk to her but she never really does. Told me I'm the only one she messaged first and she was too shy to do it for a while. But yeah I don't want to get cucked. Fuck my desire for a qt gf

>>731664484
true. everyone wants to fit in. even if it means being a faggot. I'm not about following people.

>>731664351
Staying friends with an ex is almost always impossible. Once you're in a particular pattern with a parson good luck getting out of that. It pretty much gets locked after a while. It's just an all round terrible idea in spite of what your feels might tell you at the time. When people say follow your heart it's the worst advice they could give. One of the dumbest platitudes out there. No no no, brain first! Of course that is easier said than done sometimes.

>>731664401
Your choice mate but if one day you get tired of being depressed you might want to consider it.

Necrophilia is fucking hot

I want a 9-5 wageslave job but I cant get hired coz my lack of people skills cocking up my interview and I'm draining my soul in a deadend callcentre job.

Half of me tells myself to just keep on applying to these brainless paperpushing jobs and the other half tells me to fuck it and rely on less than legal ways to make $$$

>>731651313

i dont care that you broke your elbow

>>731664377
Yeah man, good to hear you're better off now. Thanks for the advice.

>>731664783
I'm going to kill myself. It's just a matter of time before the impulse hits.

>>731651313
Haven't jacked off/had sex in two weeks.

Every time I have the opportunity I loose interest, or if its trying to fap I see something like a nigger and the boner is just gone..

>>731664534
Call me a cynical old bastard but she's lying. They always say that and it's bullshit 99.9 percent of the time. Oh yeah but I'm sure she's a snowflake and not like other women bla bla bla. They all say that too. Sometimes you have to do things that are counterintuitive. Just try to talk to other chicks even if you don't feel like it. It may be awkward at first but it will likely help you to keep some independence and perspective before you start getting all gushy and beta. Been down this road a lot myself.

>>731664887
Me too fam, depression sucks

>>731664787
I would have thought it would be pretty cold actually. *drumroll.

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>>731664787

>>731665087
It's called a rimshot you fucking underaged fuck.

>>731664887
>only a matter of time before the impulse hits
I rel8
I hope getting my firearms license doesn't backfire one day :^)

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>>731665197

>>731665197
I'm older than you could imagine kiddo.

>>731665005
Oh yeah I know, I've considered that she's lying but what really fucks with me is I have no way of knowing that. I've been lied to by many women and it's fucked me in the head so much. Just drives me nuts that I can never know for sure.

>>731665280
>firearms license
you live in 1937 nazi germany?

>>731665280
>license

Fucking pleb.
I've got guns out the ass (murica).
Hence it'll be an impulse.

>>731665308
Guess you really are underaged.

>>731665358
You know what even if she isn't which I doubt who cares? Talk to other bitches and don't tell her about it. You're not married to her, haven't even met her yet from what I can tell. You're really jumping the gun there and that will get you burned. Be cool man be cool.

>>731665369
Nazi Canada
>>731665397
I thought Americans needed gun licenses too.. maybe it's just easier because guns are everywhere

>>731665397
>>731665369
You still need to have a permit to own a gun legally. Don't falseflag as an American just for the replies.

>>731665470
the "ba dum tss" thing has no rimshot in it at all...

>>731651313
My life is based around other's people feelings for me, I'm not me anymore, I'm just the body others like and don't want, but they don't really care about me. They just don't want me dead, but it doesn't matter what I'm felling like, or what i want whatever lol im drunk and wnna dieeeee sooooooooon, but i dont wanna hurt anybody, i'm stuck, i'm in the limbo, end me

>>731665308
Probably just turned 18. Bet he makes sure chicks always see his beer when he's talking to them.

>>731651313
I miss /bant/

>>731664351
(2/2) As long as you're the shit person you are, you're going to keep hurting people. It's not going to stop at me, it'll stop when you decide it should stop and then work to stop it. You can point the fingers at me that I'm the reason for why you're so fucking miserable, but now that I'm out of the picture, who will you blame when you fuck up your next relationship with that sweet boy? Will you blame him for being crazy? Will you blame everyone except yourself for being the miserable slug that your mother spawned and spoiled into believing that you're vulnerable because of your illness and therefore incapable of being at fault for the shitty things you do? It may be the reason, but it will never be an excuse.

You will continue to hurt people, and you'll continue to ask yourself 'What did I do to deserve this?' when you outright ignore what other people say, when you ignore the feelings of other people you hurt because surely, the right answer must be the one that doesn't put you responsible for your actions, right?

You'll continue to be the miserable little man-child you are until you choose to take control of your life, and it starts by listening to the people you supposedly care about. Being a responsible person isn't easy, caring about others isn't always easy either, but it's not like caring about others is inherently bad for one's self, depending on the people you care about. It's worth it in the long-run, rather than be a miserable fuck who can't be an adult.

>>731651313
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>731651475
Wish I could do that

>>731665644
It's not a drumroll either so you're still wrong regardless.

>>731665713
When I hear that lonesome whistle I hang my head and cry.

>>731664703
With this person, he was a terrible person to begin with and yeah... It took me a while to follow my brain when my heart started to give up on the sod.

>>731665638
Uh, not in Texas. You need a CHL to carry, but not to own. When I turned q8 I bought a Mosin for $100 at Cabela's. Waited like 20 minutes.
When I was 21 I bought a Kahr pistol at a pawn shop, no wait.

>>731665757
So then what is it autismo?

I'm bisexual and i know my family won't respect me.

>>731656066
Fuck off nigger

>>731665638
what are you crying about exactly?

>>731651313
I mosested a 13 yo when she was sleeping. I was 14 at the time

>>731665472
Yeah you're probably right man, I'm probably just overthinking shit. Whether she's lying or not I can't decide. But I like her, she's pretty cool and funny and I'd hate to fuck it up somehow if in fact this could end up being something good. I just need to have a drink and think calmly about this.

>>731665803
>sod

Britbong detected.

>>731652597
Same tho

>>731665871
Or stop thinking about it. Just keep things light and see where it goes. And yes have a drink and relax man.

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>>731651313
I fucking hate her now. I fucking hope I destroyed her world. I fucking hope she realises she doesnt have chance anymore. I hope she hurts about this. Fuck you can't. I'm glad I didn't choose you.

>>731665861
>Crying
What? Try actually reading the post.
>>731665810
Must be by Texas is still stuck in the 1920s redneck mentality.

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>>731664833
Kek

>>731665813
Apparently it's a sting, but most people call it a rimshot anyway. So fuck you, underage.

>>731666048
Meh. I'm from TN then NJ, the gun laws here in TX are about as good as they get in USA (no open carry, CHL for those with a clean nose, etc).

>>731665638
Not in Wisconsin

>>731665990
Right dude, thanks for the advice. I just have to not rush into it like a fucking idiot. This one's for you anon

>>731666152
I hope you enjoyed your 18th birthday big boy.

I'm suuuuuper fucking stoked that slampiggy finally stopped being posted here. I actually stopped come g here for a few months because I couldn't stand the sight of her anymore.

>>731666152
>most people
as in no one...lol k

i came in my sister's mouth, she was 9

>>731665890
The fucker has me saying british shit even to this day. I've managed to drop the accent that I picked up from him a while back, but some words will just slip out, fuck me. OTL

>>731666199
Remember, rational thought before feels and don't let your hormones stage a coup on your brain. You can do it.

I'm so goddamn sick of feeling like a useless piece of shit. every time I fail at something I beat myself up until I feel like complete shit, and think about suicide

find it impossible to be friends with a female without lowkey wanting to bang them

>>731654912
It's okay man, you're not perfect and you managed to go 8 full months w/o it. As a fellow anon trying to stay clean, I'm proud of ya.

>>731666309
That bloody git!

>>731666375
Cheers.

>>731666345
Diddily ding dong did you everoo hear the tragedy of diddily ding dong darth plagueis the wise? I thought noodly-not! It’s noodly-not a storinoy the jedi would tel-diddly-ell you. It’s a sith legend. Diddily ding dong darth plagueis was a diddily ding dong dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorinoians to create life… he had sucharoo a knowledge of the diddily ding dong dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from diddily ding dong dying. The diddily ding dong dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consideroo to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, whicharoo eventually, of course, he diddily ding dong did. Unforinotunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from diddily ding dong death, but noodly-not himself.

Im tired of being called a mexican (Im just a really tan Greek)

>>731666348
You and everyone else. Congratulations. You are not a faggot.

>>731666233
>as in no one...lol k
Of course you would think it's no one since you only talk to your 14 year old friends at school.

>>731666450
shut up and clean my house

>>731666450
I'd like two burritos please.

Im sorry L. You agreed to the rules and could have slept with whoever. I'm sorry R came into the picture, it happens. I wish we could still be friends. Go board next winter and fuck around this summer. Without actually fucking. I'm sorry.

>>731666328
I'm usually very rational but when I start to have feelings for a woman all that shit gets thrown out the window. I have to work on holding onto that better. Doesn't help that I feel like I'm somewhat crazy most of the time.

>>731666450
I'm tired of being called a nigger (I'm really just a black Caucasian)

>>731664484
There's a lot of people who don't give a fuck about politics, social media, pop-culture, etc. I am one of them. Start cutting the shit out one by one, and find something you actually enjoy. It's your world, then. If you don't mind learning, it becomes addictive. You might find your passion.

Periodic breaks from /b also seem to help.

>>731651313
I hate being mistaken for being Latina when I'm half Chinese/Filipina and half white. How the fuck does that happen?

a good friend i used to think of as a brother took his own life last night. All i can think of is this girl who ignored me, who i will never see again, and who never like me to begin with.

>>731666614
It's a very dangerous thing. We also live in a culture which encourages getting carried away with that shit. Follow your heart and all that insipid crap. Not good advice at all. All you can do is try to be really mindful of it.

>>731666620
I hope you find a girl, a really nice girl. Just perfect for you. After dating for a few years, with minor ups and downs, you get married. The two of you, being a happy couple with money to burn, decide to have a child. Eventually, after having consensual Christian sex in the missionary position, she conceived a healthy baby boy. Unfortunately, during her pregnancy, she tests positive for uterus cancer. Not only that, your supposed healthy baby is born with a heart defect that causes it to die minutes after birth. The mental trauma sends your once-loving wife into a spiral of depression and insanity. One night, she attempts to kill you after months of arguing and domestic abuse. She is admitted to a mental ward, only to die painfully from the dozens of tumors killing her from the inside out. You watch as the woman you once loved is lowered into her grave. A tear rolls down your face. This is the beginning of the end. Without any emotion or motivation, you are fired from your job and forced to sell your house, personal belongings, and body for food. You become just another homeless person, another crackhead with another sad story. The sad thing is, you'll be just another statistic, another obituary, another body for the city to clean up, another story of overdose.

Every night, I pray to every deity imaginable and only hope that this is the fate that awaits you.

>>731651313
When I was little, me and my brothers found a porno on my dads pc
We decided to reenact the things done in it. There was no way we couldve known it was wrong... I thought it was normal, so i did it with my best friend. This stuff continued onto when i was 10, thats when I realized this was all wrong, and my brother always touched me and i was sick of it. When we stopped he would beat me up and no one would care. I think in crazy because of this, and my memories haunt me. Every time it pops in my head i want to die. I wish i could just forget this stuff, im sick of remembering

I'm a good friend. I'm a good person. I don't expect much, and I give my all and everything I have for people. I dedicate myself. I love my friends genuine. I live to make people happy, I most enjoy making people laugh. All I want is someone who will want to hold me and lie with me and just let me say I love them. It doesn't have to be a relationship. I just want intimacy. I don't need sex. I want to be tender. I want to make someone feel as loved as I wish I could feel. I desperately want that. I'll never have it, it's looking like. Maybe that's selfish of me...I'm sorry, but I can't stop wanting closeness. Anyone would do. I'll gladly take anyone and lie them down and love on them. I don't want anyone to feel like they're inadequate or gross, either, I want to both give and receive that intimate acceptance.

>>731666614
Are you under 30? If so, don't worry, anon. You'll soon realize life is too short. You'll soon find that you no longer have the energy/desire to give a fuck about a woman quite as much. I mean sure, you will still be able to love, but not like that crazy teenage love. Along with the mellowed highs are the balanced lows.

>>731666772
Ooga Booga, my name is Nigus Louis . I’m a 49 year old American reverse-coconut (Black culture fan for you crackers). I draw cuckold porn on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cave painting art and playing superior African games. (Chuck the spear, Hunt the boar, Rape the toddler) I train with my spear every day, this superior weapon can stab clean through wood because it is smoked over fire over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other European weapon on earth. I earned my chucking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Ebonics fluently, both Ethiopian and the Nubian dialect, and I can´t write at all as well. I know everything about African history and their bushiiiieeedo code, which I follow 100% When I get my African visa, I am moving to Kenya to attend a prestigious Shaman School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a revolutionary warrior for colonel Kony or a witch hunter! I own several loincloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can let others fit in me easier. I bow to my Nubian superiors and seniors ass-forward and speak Ebonics as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Africa!

>>731666772
Filipinos look like darker asians and if you're dark enough you probably look somewhat Latino

>>731651313
>Let it out

This place is fucking dead.

I often have dreams that center around my first gf. We split up like 10 years ago. I know my dreams are just off shoots of my personal desires and fears. Not crying that I miss her or anything. But still, grown ass man with constant nightmares and dreams that once I wake up they ruin my whole day.

>>731666772
Gee there's a stretch. Now clean my toilet and make me a burrito.

>>731667147
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>>731656184

The smartest and healthiest dogs I ever knew were the "mutts".

Same goes for people.

Embrace it, fam. It's not being biracial you really hate, it's society's image of it and people's reaction to that image.

You are a human fucking being.

Don't ever forget that, and don't ever let anyone treat you as if you aren't.

Much love, my brother.

I want my cousin to fuck me 'till I'm pregnant.
and then keep going.


That sounds infinitely more fucked up when I write it out than the fantasy in my head.

>>731666786
I get what you mean, it's very difficult though with the idea of love being very emotional at it's core. it's crazy hard to be rational

>>731667018
I'm 23. And yeah I probably won't give a fuck but all I've ever really wanted out of life is a nice woman and a family of my own. I'd like to find that sooner rather than later when everyone my age will be used up garbage

>>731666772
So tits then?

>>731667296
Blue lives matter! commies and liberals need to be physically removed, here is my based black token, God Emperor trump look at this CNN photoshop i shared to make it look like he has retaken constantinople, as a non practicing protestant i would be an excellent crusader, i identify as le attack helicopter, MILO IS SO GOOD I WISH I WAS GAY JUST TO LET HIM ASSFUCK ME, praise kek, ok israelis are so based they totally know how to stick it to those dumb mudslimes whilst simultaneously encouraging mass immigration into western nations and fanning the flames of war in order to destabilise populations and take yet more land, gavin mccines, gays against muslims, boomers are so based i hate being young, cops are so based, of course i dont work out my OY Q is 169 plebs, asian girls are the best ( no im not just saying that because they are more used to my untoned, rail thin hairless low t body lol, its because theyre so kekky and based) , support our troops, woohoo more war in syria, iran needs to be physically removed, of course i support gay rights as long as they keep it in the bedroom, god all these feminazis want to ban porn, its so based and not harmful, anyways time to trigger some cucks, kek night

>>731667296
That's why you have to be so extra cautious of it. It's a strange balance of keeping things light while taking very seriously the fact that it could really fuck you up if you dive in there with all your heart and soul. As the AA drunks say, easy does it.

>>731651313
I committed suicide and my punishment is to go back to Earth with the knowledge that God is always watching me.

I want to fuck my married lesbian coworker. I love my wife, but lesbo is a solid 9/10, maybe 10/10 (in my book anyway) and wifey no fucky fucky for sometimes weeks at a stretch.

>>731667475
Sounds like a Twenty One Pilots song

>>731651313
I sexually Identify as Marine Le Pen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of reclaiming France from the Merkelreich and spanking Emmanuel Macron even harder than his schoolteacher does. People say to me that a far-right nationalist leader can’t win a European election and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a tastefully-colored pantsuit, outstretched arms, and a burka deflector on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “La Présidente de la République française” and respect my right to pimpslap both Germany and the Middle East. If you can’t accept me you’re a xenophile and need to check your globalist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>731665813
Called "not a fucking drumroll"

I go on my ex's twitch stream and pretend to be someone else and threatened to swat her so she calls me and I "protect her" and end up getting laid because of it.

am I going to hell?

There are times I wish I was a woman.

But other times I'm glad I'm a man.

I'd never pass as a trap, but I wouldn't want to be.

But I'd love to date one.

>>731667147
That's the thing, I'm about as pasty the pillsbury doughboy and I look like my white dad.

I want to die but i dont want to commit suicide. I want to be kidnapped and forced to be a sissy slave. My pathetic little dicklet should be locked away for a short life of being drugged and fucked by hundreds of people whenever wherever. i want to OD with a gallon of cum in my stomach and two dicks in my sissy pussy.

One of my friends is good looking, smart, talented, and funny but he has a girlfriend and I don't know if he's bisexual.

>>731667714
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up sledgehammer my name is harley quinn but u can call me t3h Cl0wN Pr1Nc355 oF cR1m3!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very crazy!!!! thats why im in arkam, 2 meet crazy ppl like me...im 27 years old (im kewl 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 kill ppl w/ my puddin (the joker is my puddin if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite pastime!!! bcuz its SOOOO crazy!!!! hes crazy n psycho 2 of course but i want 2 meet more crazy ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! QUIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein crazy againhehe...toodles!!!!!

love and puddins,

~t3h Cl0wN Pr1Nc355 oF cR1m3~

>>731667651
I'll remember that next time I'm trying to explain something to my drummer. Hey man can you throw in a not a fucking drumroll kind of thing? Right on man....

>>731666450
Im light skinned Sicilian and people perpetually assume im from mexico.

>>731667296
Yeah, you're gonna be fine. Just focus on whatever it is you want to do career-wise for the next ten years, and you will undoubtedly be successful. Chances are you will have already found that good woman along the way. Women will eventually tire of the attention that They initially crave in a relationship. They would rather you handle your shit, and coincidentally it's a lot easier to care less about them when you are just focusing on bettering yourself.

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>>731667297
'ere you go

>>731667695
Kek. Those are some extreme measures for getting pussy.

>>731651313
I wish people would use their turn signals

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>>731667775

I feel like I'm caught between hating humans and loving and being compassionate about them.

>>731667427
Very true man, you've given great advice so far. I just have to find a balance but that's sort of fucked when I already have feelings for her lol. I've just been fucked over by women so many times I want something to work out for once, you know?

>>731667862
That makes plenty of sense but doesn't exactly apply when I have no idea what to do as far as a career goes.

>>731667825
Kek, you alright, anon.

>>731667880
On a tree buy a river a little tom tit sang willow tit willow tit willow. And I said to him dicky bird why do you sit, singing willow tit willow tit willow. Is it weakness of intellect birdie I cried, or a rather tough worm on your little inside, with a shake of his poor little head he replied....willow tit willow tit willow.

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I have fantasies of kidnapping, torturing, and strangling certain people. I can't elaborate pending an investigation that may or may not (yet) be taking place.

I live a pretty normal American life. Have things I do and enjoy at times. I'm not particularly happy though.

Sometimes I think it would just solve many problems, or otherwise, at least I could feel a sense of satisfying reprisal.

Pardon the edginess

I feel like everyone around me are NPCs and this world is one large game. Also I think niggers are fucking disgusting trash and I wouldn't mind them being wiped out or enslaved again

I've showered with my niece quite a few times

I know a male relative of mine likes traps. And i do to. I wish i could approach him and tell him so we could go out and slam some assholes together

i'm tired of being the butt of the joke. It stopped being funny after day one. I'm gonna snap one of these days.

>>731668178
I chortled

Hate my in-laws and my wifes friends.

My wife's friend decided to mc my wedding, and she fucked everything right the fuck up. I, to this day, wanna snap her scrawny fucking neck every time i see her

I met a chick at a party last week and we hit it off. Got her number and I REALLY like her. Apparent she got back with her ex tho haha. Haven't stopped thinking about her since.
I'ma listen to Future tho: Chase a check, neva chase a bitch.

>>731667695

You are a diabolical genius.

Everyone has a song or track, in general, that means a lot to them. Mine is Gymnopedie.

Her name is Mia, and I loved her for 4 years, to an extent where I would practically do anything, but I'm sure most high school kids these days could say the same about their love.
I never actually got her, she always had a taste for people who were better than me, more athletic than me (Not saying I'm fat, just didn't go out much). I'd often listen to Gymnopedie (no. 3) on repeat and I would write poems at night about her on paper. She had the personality of one in a million and the looks of a perfect girl. She was all that I wanted, she knew it but didn't accept it.

When I'm lonely, I look at the moon because I know someone else out there is thinking the same.

>>731668178
yeah i feel the same way. my cousin is into traps like me but im not sure if he'd be okay with balls to butthole

>>731667813

bravo

>>731668178
I wasn't sure where this was going but it made me laugh my ass off. thanks anon

>>731668344
Jeff you are afucking faggot who shoulf kill himself. Yoy had all the opportunities in the world to not be a fuck up and ya blew it

>>731651313

I am on so much speed it's unbearable, impossible to sleep, rest, or concentrate on anything. Gonna have to fap for a LONG time before I get some sleep in

>>731668441
Hold her in your heart, but move on as you must.

I'd like to say that I never had a good fuuuuug.

>>731665301
>>731665301
>>731665301

>>731668039
Yeah, that's the tricky part. Just give it some thought. Maybe consider taking some courses at a community college or something. I know it probably doesn't feel like it, but you're still really young, dude. Keep a cool head, and keep moving forward. Juson't let some broad get you to do something you'll regret. It'll work out.

>>731668640
She forever changed me for who she was and I won't let my memories of her go.

>>731668725
That's good, keep at it. c:

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>>731668725
you need to.
find someone else. you're only hurting yourself.

pic related, OC

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>>731668429
hahaha thanks, if she ever finds out there's no hope we will ever get back together, but I do love her.

Can only hope for the best lol

>>731668348
glad it made u laugh homie

MY NAME IS MATT McG*** AND I LOVE EMILY IRENE TH****ER!! (names censored just in case)

>>731668997
>being this new

i want ~50 random men to cum on my face or in a container so i can chug it

>>731651475
A self suck is never gay

>>731668938
the hardest part sometimes is losing them.

>>731656821
We are similar. I too want to suck cocks... but i dont hate masculinity, matter of fact i dislike dudes that are afeminate and faggety

im a furfag

>>731656193
Greentext it

>>731668961
Maybe she'll laugh about it, kinda like, think it's unique and craxy how far u went just for her back bro, gotta try and move on man :/

I hate that this fucking board has been over run by a bunch of HS rejects who post "faces of /b/" threads. The same faggots who run meme accounts on Instagram and do face reveals.

Stop with fb fuck threads, rate threads, etc. Stop attaching your identity to everything. This is anonymous site for a reason, newfags.

I'm not getting in the robot

>>731651313
I'm gay and pretend I don't want to fuck my male friends

in truth I would have my tongue up their assholes at a word

Just found out my girlfriend of 7 years doesn't love me anymore and is with another man

>>731651313

Pedophiles are human garbage

>>731656821
gloryholes my dude

all the dick none of the richard

>>731670319
I think everybody would agree with that

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Head over heels for a friend of mine, recently found out that she likes my best friend, feelsbadman. Suggestions?

>>731670504
there are 4 billion other vaginas out there

I wish I could end this bullshit, toxic cycle with my ex girlfriend but my heart won't let me.

>>731670319
i know this, thanks. it's not like I want to kill myself already. wait did you mean molesters or pedos?

I hate fuckers who speak English with a foreign accent, like motherfucker have some respect..

I wouldn't speak Chinese with an English accent so why can't you learn the fucking accent and get it right nigger cunts!

>>731670651
What's stopping you in particular? Surely the longer you stay friends with her the worse it's going to be for the both of you in the long run, right? Run, niga

>>731670651
tell her how you feel of the situation, she will understand

>>731670673

Both. Constantly fantasizing about it is only a step below going through with it in terms of being a giant piece of shit.

>>731670735
And if she doesn't understand or doesn't want to listen, then just pack your shit and run buddy.

>>731670757
>thought crime

>>731662730
Try meditation

>>731668677
Yeah been thinking for years, haven't locked in on anything yet. hopefully that changes soon

>>731670827

Yeah, it is one

>>731670733
The fucked up part is that I don't like being "just friends" with exes, I cut off all communication with my previous ones before her but with her, can't. Admittedly, I love her but she only comes around when she's upset and needs comforting. Otherwise, we hardly talk and if I piss her off, she'll stop talking to me for months. Then she'll start to miss me and message me, or something bad will happen and she'll need that comfort again. It's happened, literally, about 4 times now. Talk, make her mad, she stops talking to me, few months go by, she misses me, messages me, and so on.

I feel like no one likes me, but I don't understand why.

>>731671029
then how the fuck do you expect to enforce it

>>731671070
FUCK TO HELL WITH HER AYY?

#1 cause of depression for me was still associating with my ex, every time I even thought of her ruined my mood.

Pick up a hobby, something dangerous like longboarding, get some good grass, play some games, hang with some mates thats the most important part

>>731671070
Sounds like me with my ex boyfriend, only instead of comfort it was more for sex because he couldn't find anyone that could get him off like I could. She's just using you, man. You've got to let go of her or you'll end up stuck in this cycle. You've got to take control of it because it's apparent that she's not capable of doing it. For yourself and for her, do it.

>>731671440

*shrugs* Not sure. Don't really care about that right now. Just expressing the fact that being a pedophile makes you an inherently bad person, and the thoughts alone are a good reason to judge them.

>>731671463
>>731671470
I guess I'm holding onto the hope that there will be a relationship again because I'm insecure as fuck and feel like I'll never find someone else. As time has gone on, though, I'm beginning to realize that even if we did get back together, it'd be the same shit. She hasn't changed since we dated, she's pulled the same shit on another dude she dated after me. After the last time, she said she was blocking and deleting my number, so I built up the balls to delete her number and all the photos of her off of my phone and computers. I honestly just want her to go away but I can't bring myself to say it to her.

>>731671752
well it's a shit opinion. I didn't choose this, i wouldn't have in a million different timelines. this was a result of my sick fuck brother

at the age of 6 I successfully pulled of the 9/11 attacks on my birthday

i want to meet a nice girl, fall genuinely in love, fuck like rabbits, and be together until we die. I want to feel like somebody gives a shit about me again.

>>731671892
>I didn't choose this

You're choosing to not do anything about it. Place yourself in a mental hospital. Good people don't recognize something like this in themselves and do nothing. They don't lie to themselves and resign to any ideas they can't change.

Kc is hawt wud fug

>>731671806
She's already made it a point that she was going to block/delete your numbers and contacts, don't even bother giving her the courtesy by saying it back because it just risks you making conversation about xyz if she responds. Just cut it off, clean, quick, and drop off the face of the earth from her. If she keeps bugging you, tell her to go away because -as my therapist said when I went to address the shit with my ex- it's very difficult for people to change themselves, and seldom few do for the long haul. I cut contact with my ex for a year but because I'd been hopeful and hadn't gotten any professional help, I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt that maybe he'd changed from when I last talked to him. He said he had, and said he'd let his actions prove it. Lo and behold, his actions proved that he didn't change for shit lol. I cut contact with him a few weeks ago because I realized he wasn't going to change, he wouldn't listen and he sure as hell wasn't going to do anything to change himself.

It's hard to do what's good for you, sometimes. It'll be lonely, but it'd be better than being stuck with some miserable bitch that's just leeching off of you, for sex or for emotional comfort.

Talk to other people, talk to friends that'll listen to your troubles, reach out to talk to peeps at work if you have a job, etc. Small talk can lead to maybe making new connections and maybe there's already someone out there for you, you just gotta get out of your comfort zone and do what's best for you in the meantime until that happens.

>>731670651
Dude she's your ex for a reason. Ex's need to stay ex's. The past belongs in the past. Otherwise that's exactly what will happen. A never ending toxic cycle from hell.

>>731672415
Thanks, anon. I genuinely appreciate it. You pretty much said all the shit I needed to hear. This whole situation has been holding onto me for.. 2 years now? Something like that. Every time shit happens, I feel myself caring less and less whenever she stops talking to me. As we speak, I'm going through and blocking her on various social media and whatnot, hopefully I'll be able to follow through and not let her suck me back in.

I want to fuck my fiance's friend who is a crossdresser and my fiance is interested in a threesome

>>731651313
barry allen is the fash

I don't know how to have normie conversations then when my family or cousins talk to me and I make my feeble attempt at conversation I get weird looks, and eventually I get ignored. I want to speak like a regular human being

>>731672849
I've been there, man. I'm still there, and it sucks at first but you gotta go through it. It's one of the lessons in life that I've started accepting: Being able to let go, for both parties' sake, if not just one's own. Hang in there.

>>731673376
I'm irritated because as I'm finishing up, I worry more about how it's gonna affect her. Is she gonna be upset, is she gonna be mad, is she gonna be okay, etc. I know I shouldn't, it's gonna take time but I'm starting to understand that I NEED to do it.

>>731660650
Carpe Diem

love to worship my best friend feet, and i would like to get fucked by him but he is straight

I know one day I'm really going to kill myself without warning. Even if I'm successful in my pursuits. There's nothing anyone can do. There's no reason to be upset.

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>>731651313
I miss my son and never stop loving or wanting him back with me, I want to go to my ex's house to kill her and her boyfriend then take him. But never come back so we never have to leave each other again it's been too long and I tell myself that I'm okay with it all and it's for the best but it's not. I hate it more than anything. Nothing fills the void.

>>731652734
Imagine how difficult it is to BE a single mother

THERE'S ALWAYS A FUCKING POINT WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE WHEN THEY START GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHEN IT HAPPENS I JUST MAKE A GAME OF IT AND TAKE NOTE EXACTLY HOW LONG AFTER MEETING THEM IT HAPPENS GODFUCKING DAMMIT FUCK EVERYONE

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>>731674013
IT'S KINDA HARD BEING A SINGLE MOM WHEN YOU'RE A DUDE AND DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS

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I am a a fucking beta fish, this is only the second time in my life that i have ever been drunk, despite being 23 years old, I have been in 2 previous relationships, and both were catastrophic failures. I finally found the girl i thought was a good match for me and it turns out she isnt into me, but you know what, fuck fuck fuckity muckity fuck. Maybe i should be less fucking picky about the people i date. Maybe i should just shut up.

I am studying physics and i am sure that everyone in my department is leagues smarter than me. I am by far the stupidest of all the stupid people that thought it would be a good idea to waste their lives trying to understand this fucking un-understandable universe.
i am trying to believe in christiantiy, my dad is a non-denomination christian, and there is no one i respect more than him, and i really wish i wouldnt let him down, but it is really hard for me to believe that god is a good person. Assuming he is real, he has shown to be a real asshole, especially when you read the story of Job... i mean, why the fuck would he fucking do that?

I have a youtube channel where i play games, just because i need fucking attention, literally, the only reason why i am doing this is because i have some sort of sick idea that i am worth having an audience, but we all know that i dont deserve an audience
shit


also, i am a fucking newfag... atleast relativly, i have been lurking for years, but i know that everyone will call me a newfag no matter what.

Also i am a fag... not a literal one, i am pretty straight in my sexual desires, not really even into traps, though i know a lot of you are... but its always best to asume that you are a fucking fag when talking on /b/

I don't know what's after this life or if there's even an after.
I just want to die. If it weren't for my baby girls I would've by now. But they're 11 and 13.surely they'll understand now.

>>731652734
Been there done that. Never again. Run anon run!

>>731656489
You sound aggressive in you're typing (maybe you're just upset about this, idk man) but my point is you could have an aggressive demeanor and not realize it. Especially if you're frustrated lately. Maybe take a look at yourself. Or maybe take a buffer period to mellow out? Girls are afraid of people who are even slightly aggressive because, well, you would be too if everywhere in the media you saw women being beaten, murdered, abused, etc. It's not even expecting all men to be that way, it's being weary of it (aggression) because it's so normal.

I want the muslim race to be destroyed because there is no other way to stop the terroism that has been happening & will continue to happen. The Quran tells them to befriend us & lie to us & at the last second stab us in the back. This is some basic text book history that people refuse to face. It's either all of us or them. Every great once & awhile a radical belief system trys to take over & the only way to stop it is to completely annihilate them.

>>731674459
Muslim is a race. Who knew?

i hate being gay. like why was i made this way? why cant i just be fucking normal

can we have a new thread PLEASE

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LES GOLDEN PELICAN! post this in 3 servers or you will be fucking killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @everyone
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>>731674881
fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk
i dont want to be fucking killed!!!