has anyone here ever jizzed in their pants? What was it like?

I jizzed my pants while eating a girl out.

almost jizzed my pants back when i was still a virgin and my gf was griding on me. made her stop so i didn't.

>>731650090
Same here haha

I jizzed in my pants having a wet dream while sleeping riding in the car on a family vacation when I was a teenager.

>>731649241
I once had a stripper straddling my lap cowgirl style, grinding away. She felt my boner and suggested I move it for a better experience. I did, and she started grinding away again. I told her that if she kept going I was going to cum right there. With that, she started grinding harder and faster until I grapped her by the hips and pulled her down for even harder contact and came in my pants with her right there. Best $20 I've ever spent, and lucky that I didn't get my ass kicked by the bouncer!

i jizzed in my pants during my first kiss actually. was 15 at the time. never told anyone, even the girl didnt know.

>>731650784
What was that like when you woke up? Did anyone notice?

>>731650903
fucking hell, Anon. That's a bit much, eh?

>>731650891
No Charlie Countryman action? Boring

>>731649241
I had a wet dream where I jizzed in my pants but that's about it

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>>731651014
Shia LeBalls is a shit actor

>>731651024
wet dreams are the same unless it's in public or around other people

>>731651105
Ya know, you say that, but I haven't seen a movie he's been in that was at least enjoyable

>>731650933
I was kinda like "oh fuck!"

No one in the car behaved like they noticed.

I had to wait until we stopped at the next rest area to wipe out my underwear the best I could. Probably should have just thrown them away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
stop watching what the youtube jews tell you to

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>>731649241
not necessarily
>fooling around with slamwhale gf earlier in the day
>precums in jeans
>go moonlight bowling that night in same jeans
>friend notices suspicious blotches on my crotch
>try to explain what happened
>doesn't believe me, thinks i jerked off in the car or bathroom or something
>mfw

>>731651175
>throwing away underwear because you cum in them

brah, if I'm feeling really lazy when I'm in bed I just jerk off and throw my boxer briefs back over my dick when I cum and then just go to sleep in my own filth. It's fine

Do it all the time. I jacked off to a teenager at the theaters once. She asked if I could be her man cuz 16 is legal in new mexico but I was like naw I'm just using u for a one-time I'm married. Stupid kid followed me back to my apt. Oddly enough my cat chased her away. Thanks Cade.

>>731651323
fucking kek

>>731651014
to be fair i had a really fucked up childhood and a first kiss meant a lot for me. it was sort of like confirmation that i was alive so i guess that translated to full on nutting. there's a reason why i've never told anyone irl this

is that even physically possible?

>>731651417
I know that feel brah, but still, I had a girl full on grinding on me when I had my first kiss and kept my cool

>>731651325
I do this too, but only cuz I'm in a ltr right now and it feels like a small cuddle puddle.

>>731651325
I was more worried about cum smell permeating the car.

>>731651325
i just take boxers off, conduct my business, wipe up with said boxers, and throw them in the laundry aka on the floor. if i'm feeling particularly industrious, i'll grab a clean pair, but most of the time i'll just pass out sans unders

>>731651349
>Thanks Cade.
Not all heroes wear capes.

>>731651743
Sounds hot. When I was bi I would get guys drunk make them sleep naked and suck them sleeping cocks. Always nice to hear about guys sleeping naked.

>>731651970
none for me, thanks. but enjoy yourself bianon

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>>731651633
so... bleach smell? who would know

>>731649241
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I jizzed in my pants.

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>>731651633
Cum smell can be a good thing though. This guy would check his mail right when I'd get off the school bus every day. He smelt like 7-layer jizz so one day I asked to come inside his house. He was single and lived alone. As soon as the door closed I got on my knees as unzipped him. He had full on lingerie! He kept saying no he thinks I'm too young (15) then I got him to cum right down my throat. Good times. Let your jizz smell out. You never know what could happen.

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>>731652473
Are you a femanon? That's fucked you were raised wrong. If you're a dude though it makes sense because fags are broken

>>731651820
I really gave it a few thoughts tho. Tall brunette white girl. Skinny as fuck too. She was with a group she seemed out of place in, so I pulled her aside and said I'm going to do things to you if you see a movie with me, lucky me she was already eyeing me so she agreed.

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>>731652814
I fuck with that, anon.

>>731652667
I'm a dude. I got a huge sexual appetite. But I like women more then men, its just that men put out more. Besides he was a porn addict never getting action. He needed release and for 6 years I gave him that. Where does time go? I'll die before I've had my fill of sex.

>>731652814
Kinda brings me back to the days where a "close friend" and I used to fool around in movie theaters too, also one of my favorite places to get off.

>>731653068
You could tell this girl was vastly inexperienced too! I fingered her and made her touch my cock while Avengers or some shit was playing and I got some tits(b-cup) in my mouth. I hope that emo-tard cut herself that night thinking of me.

>>731652473
Go the fuck away Milo. No one wants you here unless you embrace white nationalism

>>731653372
Hahaha I know you! Shes your little angel right. Hahaha

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>>731649241
Pic related, gf on right
>In lift with GF
>Quite tight lift, about 6 people
>she continuously keeps grinding on my dick
>was already hard, so told her to stop
>she smiled and did it more
>cums in a lift with six people
>she finds it hilarious to this day

>>731653755
YES! One of those so-called "Christian girls" lmao, good times brah.

>>731653878
sounds like a keeper bud

>>731654001
I heard you were still hooking up with her fucking kek.

>>731649241
Honesty?
Cut dicks....

>>731654500
Nah I hadda leave that shit behind, don't get me wrong the sessions were cool but god she'd leave me mentally and emotionally drained at the end of each day. I'll take my sanity over cheap pussy any day, fam.

>>731654623
shut the fuck up! We didn't have a fucking choice!

Came twice while sleeping so obiously in shorts but it was great basically dreaming of the obvious

>>731655040
Ain't she married now? God its been years since I been in that area. I'm at Sioux falls now.

>>731655399
Yup and God bless the dude who she cuffed kek

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>>731655299
Also nice "99" dubs my dudes

>>731655641
Thanks for the (you)! Shit that's cool!

I wanna say about 6 years ago I had this gf that would rub my cock and show me tits and pussy slips while her mom was in the house. We were all watching a movie on the same couch and she started rubbing under the blanket. I came in my pants right next to her mom

>>731655790
God this is hot, her mom a qualifiable milf too?

>>731655790
I can top this story. I fucked my girl while her mother was naked drunk and passed out next to us. And yes I fucked the sleeping mother after the girl went to sleep. Came in both of them.

>>731656019
can't decide if degenerate or alpha as fuck

>>731650891
Same. It was great. Only happened that 1 time and she was fuckin smokin

>>731656170
Damn I still think about pouncing on that sweet milf when she gets piss on herself drunk. Guess who always helps her to bed? God bless Alcohol!

>>731653557

What an edgy imagination!

>>731656019
I can top this story. I actually slept... with a lady....