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Cock Holster in Chief

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Cock Holster in Chief
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>>731648916
cckhoesterol levels see high
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Imagine someone posting this about Obama.....

They'd be strung up like a.......

Just saying....
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>>731648916
Bring me something yuge!
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Trump supporter here, that is a good looking cock i must say
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>>731648916
lol u mad Obamacare got axed
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>>731648916
Yet another thing Hillary couldn't get done.
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Stop giving OP more (you)s than deserved. Trump supporter here, nicely done OP
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>>731648916
probably the stupid fucking thing that come out of Colbert mouth after Obama's cock.
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>>731649201
>>731649313
>>731649450
>>731649687
>>731649997
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>>731649997
>Colbert
>Colbert
>Colbert
>Colbert
>Colbert
>Colbert
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>>731650167
You're ugly when you're angry.
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>>731649201
pretty sure there were lots of racist memes about obama. its harmless. people are allowed to hate the prez and run their idiot mouths about him. relax. it was harmless when repubs did it to obama. it is harmless now.
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I just don't get people on either side find political humor funny. The only reason people laugh on either side is because they agree. It's never clever or original. "Haha trump is a cockholster" "haha obama is a nigger." Try that with just some random guy. "Hey that guy over there is a dumb dumb." Not funny. Look at John Oliver on the left or Stephen crowder on the right. I can get down with some of the stuff either of them has said, but fuck, if you think that's funny, you're Ann actual child.
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>>731650913
Crowder is about as funny as a cold fart
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>>731651197
Love how you didn't mention John Oliver. Or bill Maher. I actually agree with almost half of the shit Maher says but he's not funny. You completely miss the point.
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>>731651456
>miss the point.
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>>731651689
>Not grammatically incorrect.

You "missed" the point, but I correctly assessed that you also "miss" the point
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>>731651996

>grammatically

lets eat grandma,
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>>731652304
>grandma,
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>>731650913
Comedy is a subjective thing. That I find Crowder unfunny doesn't make me a child IMO
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>>731652304
Don't get it...
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>>731653074
Yeah subjectivity only goes so far though. You can make informed judgements on a person based on their interests. Like I said crowder isn't funny. If you think he is you're either dumb or incredibly biased. Same goes for John Oliver. And Trevor Noah. And Jeff Dunham. Some shits just universally bad and if you like it you're also bad.
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>>731653103

let's eat, grandma, grammatically
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>>731648916
>>731650167
good work comrades, drumpf is finished for sure now
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>>731650504
this millenial planking bullshit is cringeworthy
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>>731653405
Idiot
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>>731653782

this makes more sense to me than anything I have EVER read on /b/.

>evah
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>>731649201
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>>731653405
>John Oliver. And Trevor Noah. And Jeff Dunham

One of these things isn't like the other
One of these things just isn't the same
One of these things isn't like the other
Figure which one as you you play our gam
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>>731654361

cock holster
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>>731653640
Wait...please tell me you're not saying I spelled the word grammatically incorrectly...
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>>731654418
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>>731653948
Good comeback!
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>>731654375
Nah, all unfunny assholes with a glorified gimmick. At least Dunham as a likable sense of earnestness...
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>>731654736
Has*
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>>731648916
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>>731648916
>Let me assure I give the best blowjob. Great blowjobs, you're gonna be tried of blowjobs when I'm done with you.
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>>731648916
1. Trump is objectively bad at being a public servant. He is popular because Repubs are mostly only interested in turning public discourse into WWE pro wrestling and they like that libs get so angry over him.

2. Colbert calling Trump a cocksucker is not homophobic. Men and women both suck cock.

3. There never were any conservatives who actually got offended or thought saying cocksucker was homophobic. They were trolling liberals and attempting to make Colbert look like a fag by apologizing.

4. Trump is the last guy I would believe ever sucked a cock. If you pulled out the nicest penis ever in front of Trump, he'd stand up and leave the room faster than if you were asking him about his ties to Russian agents.
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>>731649201
>Imagine someone bad mouthing obama
Not hard to imagine, happens every day.
I'm sorry your feelings were hurt little fella.
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>>731649313
obamacare is still the law of the land. the senate passes laws, not the house.

but that being said, obamacare was flawed. repubs hate it because obama is a nigger, but beyond that it was a bit of a mess.
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Demonstrations to call for an impartial investigation into Russian interference in the US election and ties to Donald Trump, his administration and his associates Saturday, June 3rd, 2017

https://www.marchfortruth.info/

Join the Indivisible Movement to Resist Trump’s Agenda

https://www.indivisibleguide.com/

Paul Ryan, 2009: We shouldn't rush on Obamacare. Cost matters.
Paul Ryan, 2017: Rushes ACHA without CBO's cost estimate

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/860242614729265153
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>>731654736
Trevor Noah is a Z-grade hack.

Jeff Dunham is clever and I love that he is basically an open white supremacist (we need more) but he goes for the dumb easy joke too often.

John Oliver is legitimately funny so it is a shame he is a lib-cuck.
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>>731654736
that's the same bullshit that made the usa a political laughing stock

being simple in the head isn't something people should be elevated for. especially not in politics.
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>>731648916

This is some cringey shit, even for a degenerate homosexual such as yourself. Pic very related.
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You just denied health care to rape victims.

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/860638561611153413
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>>731655282
trump seems to personally have zero ties to russia except that he believes everything anyone says to him and he was easily tricked into hiring known russian agents.
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>>731649201

someone post rule 34 obama
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>>731648916
10/10, would laugh again
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if quints trump wins 2020
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>>731655557
trump will win in 2020 either way. america is too dumb not to reelect him.
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>>731654588
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>>731655064
>1. Trump is objectively bad at being a public servant.

trump serves no one but trump
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>>731655445
uhh no he didn't, read the bill it still allows for abortions for rape and incest
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>>731655673
it really is though, so are the popular vote, but that's because Mexicans can be paid to do anything they don't care about our laws.
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>>731655153
>the senate passes laws, not the house.

stupid faggot. go back to grade school civics class.
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>>731655153
>bit of a mess
I'm a democrat and i can tell you its a huge fucking mess, this whole election, this whole next 4 years is the punishment for this mess
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>>731655776

makes rape a "pre-existing condition" which means insurance companies can charge so much they can't get healthcare. war on women (and faggots who get raped)
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>>731655557
but her emails...
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Trump must be making progress, if the Soros shills are here before summer.
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>>731655384
Dunham is a shitty ventriloquist, pretty great at characters, and the worst when it comes to actual comedy. Overall overrated, low brow comedy, but I get why a lot of dumb people like him. John Oliver isn't funny unless he did some funny shit before the daily show that I'm unaware of.
>>731655388
You're acting like Trevor Noah and John Oliver aren't simple. Every joke: trump is a dummy that my audience doesn't like. Doesn't get more simple than that. Also you're one of the retards who cares about perception of America around the world. I'm not even being ironic when I say this: were fucking America we can get away with anything no matter who doesn't like us. That being said, there's no way to really measure favorability around the world. Sample size is actually way too large. Can we sort of measure what the UN thinks? Sorta, kinda. Seems like sentiment around the world was Obama is a pussy and trump and bush are assholes. Who knows and who cares? The rest of the world just wants to watch our superhero movies, sew our clothes, and/or take our bombs.
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>>731656751

John Oliver is one funnymotherfucker
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>>731657352

Christie
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>>731657140
>actually pretty accurate
>actually pretty accurate for every president ever.

Nobody is truly capable of handling that position properly. Presidents are always elected based on charisma. It's kind of the flaw in the three-branch system.

Judicial
>a bunch of lifelong judges who distinguish themselves and then get to be the MOST IMPORTANT judges.

Legislative
>mostly public servants who then have to represent people as THE BEST public servants.

Executive
>one guy, usually with public service experience, who enough people idolize who now have to be THE GREATEST MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD!

Every president kinda deserves a break and also really doesn't do much except take the blame for the natural ebb and flow of politics.
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>>731657247
Nah. The great comedians don't have an agenda. Carlin had his opinions but he was speaking what he truly believed to be the truth. John Oliver is a political hack. Amy shumer used to be hilarious until she got into politics. To be fair, asshole conservatives attacked her without warrant because she was a funny girl. But she reacted hard to that and now she's the worst. John Oliver is still less funny than her last special which was painful.
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>>731648916
That's just rude fella.
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>>731648916
I would never have thought this picture would be funny. But, it is.
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>>731658092

baiting
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>>731650913
do u even know what political satire is. its pointing out the absurdity in the system. in this instance colbert is implying that trump is nothing more than a russian puppet following Putin's orders. u need to open ur eyes and use ur brain. its a metaphor...
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>>731658408
>russian puppet f
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>>731655407
You're doing it wrong
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>doing it wrong
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>>731657717

great

again
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>>731658408
Yes, I understand the concept. It's not satire though, it's just cheap humor. 95 percent of the time and people like him rely on likeminded people for laughs. That's not satire, it's glorified dick jokes. If somebody made a joke about obama being a cockholster for a powerful imam, you wouldn't find it funny because you're clearly a brain dead liberal. Obama was more of a Muslim apologist than trump is a Russian collusionist. I don't have a problem with Colberts joke, it's just one that a 13 year old could come up with. "Guy I don't like sucks the dick of dude everyone hates (hold for laughs.)"

You're so fucking easy. A moderately well-timed fart is far funnier and less reliant than 99 percent of political humor from either side.

Also saying a politician sucks
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>>731659782
>dick jokes.
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>>731659782
... hes not a muslim apologist hes just not an islamaphobe and actually wanted peace in the middle east and oh this ones important... considers muslims equal as people. just because you dont like that style of humor does not make it less intelligent. its not "random dick jokes" some jokes are there for fun but most of it especially back in the days of john stewart and "the colbert report" was criticism of the absurdity in politics via humorous satire. its not that hard, go back to watching fox news in ur safe space
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>>731659782
Shit I'm more drunk than I thought. Basically what I was trying to say is that political satire is one thing, but it's very difficult to do right. Colbert, Oliver, Noah, etc. are bad at it because they're punching down. It's too easy for them. They could shit on their desks and say "that's drumpf!" and 95 percent of college professors would die laughing. There is good political satire. Great examples are certain episodes of South Park, sunny, and even the rare family guy. They talk politics, but without an overwhelming agenda, and that's what makes it funny.
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>no bot spam
Someone killed the Trump Defense Bot 2000 I guess?
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>>731659946
>Having to photoshop a decent looking woman with that red hat since only uggo women follow Drumpf.
Really activates the almonds
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>>731660325
>wants peace in the Middle East
>drone strikes the shit out of the Middle East.

Also: you realize that understanding the detriment of Islam on the world is not the same as hating muslims, right?
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>>731660407
The rubles ran out.
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>>731660407

highly underrated post
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>>731648916
Trump jokes are easy picking. Go lynch yourselves. At least jokes about Hillary etc go against the grain.
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>>731652377
I hope they pit that thing to sleep. What kind of vile beast would allow the self to get so obese?
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>>731660522
do u realize i consider Christianity just as destructive if not more so than islam
>war on christmas
>antiabortion
>homophobia
>anti LGBTQ
i could keep going but im tired and going to bed
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>>731660325
Also "the absurdity in politics" always seemed to ignore the left for some strange reason you fucking mental slave.
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>>731659135
Lol at this turd smearing Trump all over his door.
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>>731660673
Shes not president though. Shes irrelevant now so no humor to exploit. Trump is a goldmine jokes.
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>>731660673
Yeah man making jokes about an election that was over 6 months ago is really rebelious and edgy
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>>731657907
Most end up pandering nowadays. It's ridiculous.
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>>731660673
I'd say they are reaching at best. Conservatives lack the abstract thought and creativity to come up with a good joke.

>libtard, snowflake, obummer, shillary, etc

Shit's weak
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>>731660731
You're really not paying attention to international politics.

It's not the Mormons blowing up school buses or throwing gays off buildings or stoning women for showing their wrists. It's not the baptists. Not the Jews. Not even the asshole scientologists. All religion is shitty, but only one is causing a large segment of the world to be living in the stone ages.
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>>731657907
Jimmy Dore is pretty good.
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>>731661055
Don't know if I've ever heard him.

Political humor can be clever but most of the time it's cheap as shit. People like Louie and bill burr both have pretty liberal slants but when they talk politics, which isn't pretty rare, it's funny because it's honest (even if I disagree with their points)
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>>731660771
"reality has a liberal bias" Stephen colbert the character at white house correspondents dinner.

also its not ignoring its focusing they only have 20 10-15 minutes the rest is ads and interview. the left doesnt lie or do nearly as much absurd stuff. the amount of corruption on the right involving fossil fuel industry "climate change denial" the fact that they dont want a national health plan but are pretending to make a "better one" they did go after the left when they deserved it. one notable one was the "you can keep your doctor" thing.

>>731661020
1. those are not muslims those are radicals.
2. christian terrorism is also a thing thats under reported
3. christians long for the stone age try to find a more anti science group.
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>>731660993
>>libtard, snowflake,
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>>731661310
Case in point
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>>731661310
Did you just intentionaly prove that guy's point?
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>>731660826
The humour would have been in her loss. Both should be irrelevant at this point.

>>731660840
Both are stupid but with Hillary ones at least they haven't been as overdone.

>>731660993
I'm not a conservative and I disagree. They should have died out ages ago. He's far too easy to make jokes about, they don't even need to be clever.

PS looking down on conservatives just makes you look like a condescending prick. Ironic for someone who's political association would imply a belief in equality.
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>>731661581
The guy didn't have a point, the closest he ever came to having a point was when his father tucked him in at night.
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>>731661293
"Reality has a liberal bias" = "my side is right lalalalalalalala cant prove me wrong because I have the mic."

If you really think those assholes don't have a leftist bias than I don't believe you don't have an extra chromosome.

As for the issue of Islam, say what you want, but aside from the dozen Islamic countries that impliment laws that enforce the murder of the gays and honor killings agaisnf women because they were gang raped, a significant amount of the Muslim world condones suicide bombings. Not theocracies. Individual muslims. With at least a billion muslims in the world, even 1 percent is a dangerous number (it's far closer to 40 percent.) Yeah christians here don't want to bake cakes for gays. That's kinda their right. thats about as bad a second it gets
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>>731661968
Then* not than.
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>>731661797
I don't identify with either side. They are both fucked in the head. However one side does happen to attract more artists, writers, and intellectuals. That side has better jokes.

The other is reminiscent of elementary playground insults.
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>>731661950
He said you can't come up with a good joke and you proved him right twice.
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>>731650333
Trips don't lie
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>>731662142
I'm a different guy and maybe you should consider the possibility you don't have any taste in humour. I do this shit for a living.
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>>731662130
I lean right but I agree. Problem is, the left isn't attracting more artists necessarily. It's just that they control the market. Conservative artists, albeit naturally less common, are also disavowed in Hollywood, broadway, high society, etc.
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>>731662130
To an extent, yes. However, the jokes aimed at Trump have just gotten boring. Good comedians should know when something has been played out.
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>>731648916
Trumpppp please, I know you have an ego too, pleaseee you know how good it would feel for me , be a good person.
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>>731662390
Do you mind explaining the semantics of of comedy genius then? Because that completely fucking list on me as well.

>I do this shit for a living.
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>>731648916
piece of shit. best president so far and yet the cucktards cant even appreciate their wife orgasming because they have never seen it
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>>731662481
>>731662511
I actually agree with you or both of you.
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>>731649313
Nope, kill it dead! I lost my decent health care coverage because of that shit.

Because of the increased cost to employers my monthly payment almost doubled and my deductible more than doubled.
All so a bunch of you unemployed losers could get a free ride.
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>>731648916
yes trump take that white dick
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>>731662602
I do mind. If you don't get a joke you need to think about it more. Explaining a joke ruins the joke itself.
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>>731662752
Two separate guys but I'm one of them. We could all get together though. Imagine a more political and circular "human centipede" situation.
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>>731661581
>guy's point
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>>731662885
>if you don't get a joke, you need to think about it more

There is such a thing as a bad joke. You're a special kind of stupid
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>>731662752
People rarely seem to understand that comedy has a too late period as well as a too soon one.
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>>731662799
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>>731663037
I know there is but if you don't get it then you likely haven't understood the joke and therefore cannot determine the humour in it.
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>>731662885
Well I assume it was a reference to a dad giving his son his point when he tucks him in? But nobody calls their dick a point, so it doesn't really work, you see? Had we been discussing tips, rods, din-dongs, etc, your weak attempt at humor may have landed.
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>>731663076
Truth, dude. Trump complicates it though because people violated both. I actually approve of a lot of the stuff he's done. His only real issue is that he's ruined comedy. Not his fault but he's just so easy to tease and it was actuallly never that funny to tease him...
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>>731663152
That's dumb. Most jokes aren't funny. Most people aren't funny. That's why humor is a coveted trait. Assuming people "don't get it" is the bane of humor. It's also why pseudo-liberal intillects get away with shitty material.
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>>731663239
A hard dick has a point. It was obviously a reference to him getting fucked by his dad and it was the closest he got to a point. It's called an innuendo.
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>>731663490
I'm not liberal and I don't just assume people don't get it. The guy asked me to explain it. That's not getting it.
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In conclusion, 4Chan has become infested with politically retarded troglodytes from both ends of the ideological spectrum. The government should intervene through the implementation of a purge as God has abandoned his creation.
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>>731648916
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY
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>>731648916
Mature. lol
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>>731663692
He said he doesn't understand comedy genius. You said you do comedy for a living. If you do something for a living and you can't briefly explain it to a layman, you're probably bad at it.
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Wow I can't believe you fags kept this thread up for 3 hours. /b/ truly is the easiest website for any random shill to troll.
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>>731664325
It's not very clear what he meant thanks to his phrasing like a 5 year old.

The joke shouldn't have needed explaining. It was almost as simple as he is.
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>>731664458
You must be new
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>>731664458
>/b/ is a website
fucking r/eddit cancer
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>>731664683
You do realise the world operates in cycles, right? There are other legitimate theories, or have you forgotten the Ice Age. There was even a movie about it catered at audiences of your IQ level.
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>>731648916
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>>731664713
>>731664756
Not an argument.
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>>731664971
Only if Clinton and Bernie enter a pact with him.
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>>731665039
Yeah no fucking shit it isn't you retard
Go back to your cancerous shithole, no one wants you here
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>>731657907
>Amy shumer used to be hilarious until she got into politics
objectively wrong
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>>731665039
I don't think that was the intention.
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>>731664971

noice
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>>731664886
My IQ is 130 pleb, try again.
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>>731665146
Are you sure you didn't count the same one 130 times?
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>>731665125
>>731665130
>le reddit boogeyman
Not an argument.
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>>731665208
Pretty sure
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>>731665146

145 faggot
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>>731665146
>>731665208
>im smart, ur dum
you guys are both really embarassing, shut your retarded asses up
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>>731665359
Well, you're liberal so it's clearly a lie.
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>>731665386
As much as I disagree with the other guy, at least he knows how to use Capitol letters. Who taught you to write? Your sister/mother?
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>>731665129
Hilarious was an exaggeration but she was actually funny, at least in a novel way for a while. Girl doing dick jokes well. I think Sarah Silverman is a dumbass but she's also funny for the same reason Amy used to be. Her fault was that she got too comfortable. Train wreck was actually kinda good for a rom com and that was only a few years ago. Her show and her recent stand up are terrible. I think she's detrimental to the art form. But if you're gonna shit on the really bad people, you have to understand why there popular. Even Justin Bieber had one song I kinda like and also is kind of a master of like 12 different instruments. If you want to make a difference then you hve to actually consume the shit that you insult. It's a harsh reality.
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>>731665451
>You're a liberal
Throwing out blanket terms to make you feel smarter.
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>>731665526
enjoy sloshing around in your toilet, diarrhea squirt
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>>731665597
They're*. I swear my grammar and spelling are usually spot on I'm just so drunk right now
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>>731665599
In one sense would blanket terms contribute to how smart a person feels?

>>731665685
Not to worry. I'll have a nice home in your belly in that case.
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>>731664886
>There are other legitimate theories,

no. there aren't. the data doesn't support ANY "alternate theories". you've been fed a line of shit from the oil companies.

>inb4 "I'm smarter than 95% of PhD scientists"
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>>731665792
Dismissing another persons insight by assuming a persons ideology.
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>>731665855
Try reading a book sometime rather than swallowing whatever your ideology dictates you believe.

http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/reprint/seven_theories.pdf

Be sure to read the Postscript too.
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>>731666032
It was hardly insight. It was literally just insults.
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>>731666032
>ideology.
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>>731666235

>by Joseph Lee Bast
>Joseph Lee Bast is president and CEO of the Heartland Institute, an American nonprofit conservative and libertarian public policy think tank based in Arlington Heights, Illinois.
>conservative and libertarian

lold
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>>731666235

silly faggot.
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>>731666484
So he isn't ideologically biased...and that's supposed to be a bad thing? You lose.
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>>731667049

How is he not ideologically based if he is a conservative?

also, from the book:
> it is devoted to discovering, developing, and promoting free-market solutions to social and
economic problems

do you understand bias when you see it? what a surprise the libertarian dude doesn't want the stuff that will hurt business
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>>731657635
You forgot the worst part of the judicial branch; case law. Judicial branch pretty much makes laws destroying checks and balances even further.
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>>731657907
Yeah I guess she was funny if you wanted to hear "I'm a dirty slut" and "my vagina is an interstate" jokes like clockwork every thirty seconds.
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>>731648916
I wonder if OP would shit himself and scream bloody murder if the same thing was done about Obama.

Yes? okay.
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>>731648916
nice!
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>>731648916

that photo is absurd.

Trump is way more orange in hue than this.
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Another salty libtard...
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>>731648916
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How dare you post about a current sitting president in such a crass manner,,,,
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>>731648916
Dj Trump fucks corporate cunts everyday
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>>731655153

it was flawed because of how much Bama had to compromise it to get it through the republican controlled congress. They wanted it to fail, they built in the failure.
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By golly it looks as though you've manipulated the photo and have portrayed the POTUS taking huge load of semen on his face!
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>>731655517
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>>731669522
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>>731669372
Barack and filthy lazy no gig
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>>731669547
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>>731669587
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>>731669629
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>>731669672
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Love you all
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>>731669703
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>>731669737
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>>731655517

ummm sure...
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>>731648916
LOLL!!!
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>>731669522
>>731669547
>>731669587
>>731669629
>>731669672
[citation needed]

You're not very good at this.
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>>731649201
Yes, if someone posted an offensive picture of Obama, /b/ would have lost it's mind. I can't even imagine such a thing.
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>>731669847
That's a lot of indirect connections. What's your point?
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>>731669847
OK mad man anon, have a beer and drive your gf hard all night.
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>>731669843

i'm sure he needs it. imagine the hemorrhoids on an ass that fat!
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>>731670164
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>>731669372
>Trump fucks corporate cunts

um, whatnow?

>he's fucking YOU anon, letting companies do whatever the fuck they want -- to fuck you.
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>>731657301

Nice arbitrary figure.
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>>731670262
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>>731670164
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>>731661201

She's cumming so hard it brought her to tears.
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>>731670023
Not the guy you're responding to, but the problem isn't necessarily the connections, it's about the administration failing to disclose them. I think it's pretty obvious that there are connections, but they're most likely relatively benign. It's not Trump working with Putin to undermine the US, it's probably most likely just relatively innocuous financial stuff like using Russian steel in the Dakota Access pipeline. But lying to Congress and the public isn't acceptable. Flynn failed to disclose information, Pence failed to disclose information, Sessions failed to disclose information. And again, I don't think it is for nefarious purposes, but this is what people mean when they say Trump lacks a Presidential demeanor. Yes, all politicians bend the truth, but there is a difference between spinning something in such a way that makes you look better and outright lying to the American people, which Trump does all the time.
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>>731669921

All the citations you'll ever want.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/3/3/1634738/-Evidence-of-Trump-s-Connections-with-Kremlin-Expanded-Now-with-Citations-Links

Lots more to come when the FBI is ready to bring charges.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/connections-trump-putin-russia-ties-chart-flynn-page-manafort-sessions-214868
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>>731654583

>̶t̶r̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶g̶g̶o̶t̶

>stupid triggered faggot
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>>731670579
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>>731670847

fake
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>>731670944
>: molesting.jpg
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Salty.com
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>>731670944
>molesting.jpg
>>731671031
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>>731670680
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>731670944
>File: molesting.jpg
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>>731671093
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>>731649313
Guess again Faggatron 9000. It has to pass senate first.
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>>731671195

the senate already said they won't pass it. They're going to completely re-write it.
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>>731671232
>pedotrump.jpg
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>>731671301

wake me when it's over
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>>731670164
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>>731671316
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>>731671511
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>>731671441


good point actually
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>>731671441

that aspect ratio just raped my eyes...
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>>731649201
lol IKR what if people called melania an ugly gorilla constantly?
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>>731669372
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>>731669487
>manipulated

implying
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>>731649201

imagine....
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>>>731649201
>imagine....
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>>731672843
LOST
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>>731653828
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>>731666032
>Used a meme to insinuate that Trump supporters don't think

Obviously, the meme poster was a conservative.
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>>731670680
By the logic of "The nations in which Trump has business includes Russia, and Putin has his fingers everywhere in there" means that Trump is equally in China's pocket. Hell, if Apple has business in Russia, it has just as many ties to Putin.
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>>731673948
Like I said, I don't think he's in anyone's pocket. The problem is whether or not he lied.
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>>731674030
Since this is Trump, to which lie would you be referring?
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