What's the lowest thing you've ever done?

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>>731632462
I let an old man watch me jerk off a few times when I was 21

post on 4chan

>>731632462
Sucked a cock of a guy I met on grindr

posted my sisters nudes here

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got evicted from an apartment for late rent and moved back the to east coast (was living in Arizona) left my roommates to deal with the suit. Never found out if they garnished their wages till the fines were gone or what

>>731632665
Post again

>>731632462
The limbo

>>731632462
took advantage of a divorced white mom that lived in my apt building. She was always borrowing 20-30 bucks for grocery money. Knew she wasn't gonna pay it back, so when she asked if there was anything i ever needed help with to ask, well I said " you can suck my dick" she was appalled and said no " i am not a whore" and didnt talk to me for month...till she came over and asked " can I borrow 30 dollars? " told her " you know the deal" and shockingly she was sucking my dick. eventually talked her into fucking me and introduced her to some of my other friends too that would throw her some cash to suck and fuck. she had plenty of customers, desperate moms will do just about anything!

I once dug through Earth with my spaceship and opened a worm hole and didn't do anything about it

Cheated on my gf with a $40 craigslist hooker

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>>731632462
At sixth grade camp I farted in the middle of a huge auditorium. It was filled with my entire class and completely quiet because the teachers were doing some fag candle light vigil ceremony. Every one looked at me so I blamed the nerd sitting next to me for it. He didn't have the word association skills or the social level to call me out on it so my lie worked. He was bullied to near suicide the following years. He was punished for my buttholes mistake

i piss in my pants

Time travelled back from year 3369 and got trump elected

>>731632462
more of the girls?

>>731632558
Did he pay you? I did that and got £50 each time

>>731633097
what's it like now?

>>731632665
Post them again

I visited an abandoned lead mine once.

>>731632462
Replied to this post.

>>731632462
Went to Death Valley once

Broke into a house and slept under a fine mature blondes bed a few times. I came every single time. To this day I wonder if she ever even knew. Autism and tennage hormones mix into volatile cocktails

I haven't done many things I consider low. Just stuff most people have done at some point I guess. Small time theft, making people feel like shit for no proper reason/your own problems etc.

One time like 10+ years ago I found a Swedish furniture site that had shitty security on their image server so I told /b/ about it and we all had a field day with replacing all their pictures with hitler and spinning dick. It was back when most of /b/ was self-aware enough to post stuff like "this is so fucking childish, but I just cant stop" and "this is the most pathetic thing I have ever enjoyed". /b/ today would've tried to spin it into something cool or huge but it was just some shitty online furniture store that we embarrasingly destroyed.

Drank half my life away

>>731633224
It was a one way trip. I'll not know if the change made a difference.

>>731632665
>>731632745
>>731633231

on mobile right now...
basically I found a video, asked for some help, it was here jumping naked to bounce her boobs
after a while and with /b/s helps I went on her laptop and retrieved a bunch of pics and videos that I posted

>>731632462
tackled a midget

>>731632899
that's not low, you wanted a service and she provided it for a fee. That is capitalism at its finest

Fucked a fatty

>>731632899
Got a pic of her?

Failed penis inspection day at bible camp

>>731633364
wtf are you talking about you're still here?

>>731633028


10/10 lad

I had a BGB threesome... There was no guy on guy action which I'm grateful (so is my butt) but the whole thing just felt weird.

>>731633408
Cancer

>>731633559
Spit Roast?

>>731633412
she played the divorced, down on my luck act pretty good and other guys in the building would help her out and all she had to do was smile and be nice and she thought that was enough, guess they felt sorry for her. Yes, felt bad for her situation but hey money is money and if you got the means ( your mouth and pussy) work it girl

Hid in the bushes in a secluded area of a festival where lots of women went to pee. I collected all the toilet tissue they used to sniff and I slurped their pee from the ground as soon as they left

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>>731633364
>time travel is one way
>backwards

>>731633486
The machine only sends the traveller one way. Backwards. Every effort is calculated but it's still a Hail Mary due to unknown variables

>>731632462
Quite a shame they are all so ugly in the face department tho..a true disappointment to look up and see.

>>731632462
Worked in a cave system as a tour guide.

After going through a nasty break-up with my long distance girlfriend, I had convinced her that I committed suicide and watched as she publicly documented her guilt-induced downward spiral on social media

>>731633559
A BGB threesome is considered low in your eyes? You have a pretty odd standard I must say.

>>731633649
let beta fags give cash away for mere validation. Ride rules: ass, cash or grass

>>731633239
this guy gets it

>>731632899
Nice copypasta

>>731633559
It always feels weird man when its MFM. Especially if you're 100% heterosexual. I'm never fully comfortable being naked around another male, especially if it's a homie of mine. I'm down to tag team a bitch but still...

I slipped a knife into a kid's backpack in middle school and then went to the principal's office and told her that I "caught a glimpse" of the knife when he opened his backpack. He ended up getting expelled

>>731632462
I beat off in the back seat of my mom's mini van on a drive back from Ohio. My two little sisters were in the car.

>>731633280
>>731633649
I tried to do something similar but it didn't work. She was my boss too so I lost my job in the end.

>>731632462
jerked off during a holocaust documentary in 8th grade to the girl sitting next to me

>>731632462
fucked the neighbors pony when they were on vacation

>>731632462
sauce?

Fucked my 15 year old cousin when I was 22

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>>731634119
>anything not MF
>100% heterosexual

>>731632462
This may be the finest picture I've ever seen on 4chan, if not anywhere else- three fine asses, the look on the left makes me happy, the middle is hot, the right has a perfect ass and looks liek she just rolled out of bed.

Where are they? None are wearing panties... And then there is that dog.

The lowest thing I've ever done is steal a bangladeshi girls panties from the washer in my building. They were *not* washed, she put them in the washer and went to get a another load and some detergent and I ganked them. There was a skidmark, faint but there, and It really made the whole thing worthwhile.

No remorse, I'd do it again. Man, what a great picture...

>>731634119
Really? You never showered together at the gym or a school locker room or something?

I'm fine with showing my straight naked ass to my straight naked friends. If you're straight and secure about it there's nothing to worry about.

Also MFM is kinda fun since it kinda implies she's slutty and it turns me on for some reason.

>>731632462
A midget

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>>731632462
> an 8yo.

>>731633649
You're right. You are a terrible person.

>>731633724
I almost believe you

>>731634269
>There was a skidmark, faint but there, and It really made the whole thing worthwhile.

>>731634334
fuuuckk

>>731634200
FFM is 110% heterosexual.

Girl's pegging guys, eating man ass, doing other weird shit like sucking toes or something is fucking gay. Even gayer somehow cuz you involved a woman.

>>731634334
Tell us.

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>>731632462
Not seeding my torrents. Never have, never will.

>>731634269
ur supposed to jerk off into them then sneak them back in the load when it is done washing

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Fucked my own ass with a hairbrush in a navy submarine (the colour, not the military branch) whilst touring the Mariana Trench with Jimmy Savile.

Jerked it straight porn

>>731634422
Please, it's not gay unless the balls touch.

>>731632462
i need moar of these 3...

>>731634468
>Public torrents

lol casual scum

Jerking off in a public library.

>>731634422
>homosex doesn't count if it's women
Oh. Okay.

>>731634422
clearly you have never had a girl lick your asshole in between deep throating you. That is 100% alpha dominance

>>731632944
You monster

>>731633028
This isn't a ylyl thread

On a second hand i did something similar in 4th grade

>be in physical education class
>we are all sitting in Indian position in front of teacher while he explains some shit about the activity we were about to do
>let out a fat and loud fart because butthole was directly on the floor
>everybody started crawling away from me

also in 6th grade

>be on a school trip to a ranch for a week
>one night we go in a wood near a creepy fat ass tree which had these fat and large roots coming of the soil
>sit next to the hot story teller gril who was sitting on one of the roots
>everybody sitting in indian position(again lol) in front of her while i'm beside her
>she's near one of the spoopiest part of the story
>i can't hold my sphincters anymore so i let a lil fart out
>2 seconds of silence, keeps telling story as if nothing happened
>same thing happens 3-4 times back to back cause i was trying my hardest to not let it out
>at the end she was looking at me seeming pretty grossed out/pissed off

>>731634191
greentext time

>>731634468
same

>>731632462
friends and me fucked my cousin when she was 14

>>731633267
Seeing people like this post on 4chan is the craziest thing. Like you have no idea juuuuuuust how crazy that is.

Fucked my gf with dick still wet from her friends pussy sleeping over in the next room

>>731634443
Are you looking for detail or the basics?
>>731634409
Yeaaah..

>>731633380
>me
>tackled a toddler

>>731632462
Missionary position

>>731634269
>Man, what a great picture...
lol. fucker keeps coming back to it. i dunno why this is funny to me.

>What's the lowest, nastiest, meanest, shittiest thing you've ever done

>>Guys I once farted

>>731634845
>Me
>Tackled a pregnant woman

>>731634785
Detail
You should probably also make a new thread

>>731632462
cried over feeling sad :(

>>731634742
>me fucked my cousin
Was she also your sister by chance?

>>731634785
Whichever is fine. Don't spin the details into lies if you decide to include them though.

>>731633378
"on mobile right now..." is the "my little brother did it" of 2010+

that dog looks ashamed to be a part of that group. like he let them down by not preventing this.

>>731634422
When you a fag, fucking another man makes you gay because you cancel your manliness if you get fucked by a man. But if you get fucked by a woman, that is even lower, because you basically get fucked by someone you should fuck, so yo basically get lower than a woman. Which is so much worse than being gay. YOu can't get aby gayer than that. At least if you get fuck by a man, you are equal to a woman. yes it is friday nihgt IM am drunk

>>731634759
this is my fetish

Cheated on my wife, with two girls on separate occassions. In one case, I fucked the girl twice, then came home and fucked my wife. In the other case, I fucked this other girl every day for a few months and even got her pregnant. She had an abortion.

>>731634957
It's not something I'm particularly proud of. Similar to >>731632899 except the mom wasn't worth fucking and it wasn't for groceries. Maybe if the thread is up when I get home.

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Posting this pic of my wife right now. i poated some picks I stole of a housemates gf, but this is a bigger betrayal of trust. Worth it?

>>731634942
How'd it happen
>>731634845

I found a used tampon in a public toilet trash. I took it home and brewed tea with it an drank

>>731635210
sorry, what?

>>731635112
Kek

I hooked up with my girlfriends mom, she was single (divorced) and was horny as fuck. Only happened once,girlfriend never found out

>>731633184
What county do you live I want money just for wankin

>>731635276
hope u got aids :3

paid 40 dollars for a bj from a fat chick

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>>731632462
had sex with my a wife of a good friend mine while she was 7.5 months pregnant with their 3rd kid. I feel really bad about because it was when he let me stay in his house when I came to visit him in new york. I also feel bad because she asked me to use a condom and I didn't and then she asked me to cum outside but I came inside and she freaked out.

pic semi-related, she is russian and has the same body as in the pic.

>>731633922
Well, yes. A man has to sexually interact with another man he doesn't desire. Even if there's a woman in between, he couldn't just ignore the other guy. I think it's pretty low too.

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>>731634602
No, It's 100% alpha faggotry.

I'm God Alpha. I fuck women. Women don't fuck me. I'm coming from some place spiritual. Women are the flesh.

This is whas wrong with the world.

Furthermore, the externals are there- technically she's a woman. The substance is removed tho and placed in you. You're her woman at that point. You're her bitch.

It reminds me of Carl Panzram, who sodomized a thousand women all while ignoring the beauty of women. Or the guy in the pic who said he was here to rob all the women and rape all the men.

>>731632665
what the fuck thats disgusting. which ones were they? what did she look like? youre so gross ugh

>>731632462
IS THAT SARAH COLE?

>>731635513
Meant to say Carl Panzram sodomized a thousand men.

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>>731635210
Errrrr may have picked wrong one off my phone. Second try,! Thoughts?

When I was 8 I made friends with the retarded girl who lived in my trailer park. I was her only friend no one liked her but I felt bad for her and did enjoy her company. Things changed tho when we turned 12. I had discovered a long time ago I could get her to do anything I wanted if I threatened to not be freinds with her. That's all it ever took from 8 on up. Well at 12 I had been jacking it for a year and was dreaming of more. She also had proper boobs at that time c cups. I was real horny one day an decided to see how far I could take things. She let me feel her boobs. Touch her pussy and jerked me off that day. All it took was the same threat. I convinced her freinds did this when they got our age. I was her only friend she nothing to compare to or reason to think I would lie to her. Soon she just did what I asked. I almost never had to threaten to not be her friend. She was my first everything and I tried as much as my young brain could think of. From 12-19 she was an on demand source of sex for me, I would still fuck her when I had girlfriends because I had complete control over her it was intoxicating. After I left for a four year college I stopped having sex with her but guilt made me keep in contact with her. I'm freinds with her to this day and I tried apologizing to her once many years ago but she didn't understand what I was trying to apologize for. She didn't think I did anything wrong. She told me I have always been her best friend. And that she loved me. That hurt. and after awhile I realized she just wasn't going to understand. Every now and again we have sex. I'm married and my wife knows about our past although I told a slightly different story but she doesn't know we still have sex. I never initiate the sex but she will ask me if we can every now and then and I don't feel I have the right to tell her no.

>>731634743
I grew out of it but god she was beautiful. I ended up drinking my teen years away and went into seclusion away from cities. While on the road I was almost stabbed to death but I woke up and the assailant ran off.

>>731635433
its not like she could get double pregnant though you probably have the herpderp

>>731634851
Edgy.

>>731635171
Oh and in both cases, I convinced each girl we were in love and I would leave my wife for them. In neither case did that happen.

The kicker: I told my wife all of this and I'm still with her.

>>731635504
>Well, yes. A man has to sexually interact with another man he doesn't desire.

No, you don't. You're too busy focusing on the woman. At least I am. If you made a concious or uncouncious decision to focus on the man you're obviously in the closet. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you're obviously not 100% straight unless you live in the nile.

>>731635256
Was helping my neighbor pack some boxes/move. Her two yo son walked directly in front of me while I was lifting something heavy, and thankfully the box didn't hit him, I did. In the end kid broke his wrist and neighbor told me to leave. Still feels bad.

>>731632462
been inside of a mine

>>731635430
Naa brah, bjs from fat chicks should be free.

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>>731635513
No, she is my bitch and she better get deep in my asshole with her tongue. Her finger up your ass to hit the prostate to make you right fucking then because she needs your cum in her throat is also alpha.

Being so insecure about your role, that is beta bitch and I probably have fucked your girlfriend after matching on Tinder earlier that day.

>>731635848
you feel bad cause your neighbour is a retard and a bad parent?

>>731635120
Spot on. Drunk monkey style.

>>731634195
Kudos to you. I am happy to know those lips can produce other smiles.

>>731632462
A girl I know had her drink spikes at a party, not sure who did it or if he managed to do anything with her but wanted to give him the chance so I convinced all her friends to leave so they could catch the last train home.

Fucked a nignog

>>731635598
No

>>731635683
it was years ago and i have 0 std

Had sex with a girl and then didnt make an effort to contact her again. Bothers me to this day.

>>731636074
Real talk, do you have anymore of these girls? I know them.

i have made a collection of photoshopped images of women i know such that their faces are covered in semen. i don't know what to do with all this, i don't even know half of them anymore and it's just gross in retrospect, can't believe i wasted so much time on it

Got my dicked sucked by some guy in a wheelchair that I met in Craigslist. I legit threw up while driving away but whatever I nutted

>>731632462
snitched a snitch

got his legs broken

I had no interest in doing it

>>731635999
I feel like I could've avoided it. I broke the kid's wrist.

I purposely gave 8 people hiv.
I don't feel bad

>>731635816
Then you just fuck the girl, not go into a 3way.

>>731635927
Whatever- We got different tastes-

A girl licking a guys nipple sis gay to me. Sure, it pleases nerve endings. But you ever held a girl the next morning and had her doodle in your chest hair? You ever had breasts ink into your chest?

You ever had a girl say Ay Papi with that mouth you had near your ass? Had her look like innocence defined wanting you to love her?

Don't know how a man could have woman's face near his ass-

>>731632462
Not lock those ladies in the cages they belong in.

>>731632462
I got my cock sucked by a 14 year old beaner in a movie theater.

>>731632462
Lots of shit for drugs. Never whored myself out though, but I've done some despicable things. I've stolen 10's of 1000's from family and friends and always had an excuse as to why I needed the money. Some I paid back, some I didn't. Opiates will turn you into a monster.

>>731636051
Yes.

Participated in a gang bang when I was 14 at a teen conference. The girl wanted it and at the time we were all thrilled, but years later I feel ashamed, the trauma that girl must have been through in her life to want that at such a young age. She took 4 out of 5 of our virginitys that day

>>731636341
I was one of them

>>731635598
Wow... Right in the feels

>>731635598
I like this pasta

Donkey punched an actual donkey

>>731635654

You are like 2 bad events away from being an actual serial killer. Considering that most people are like 15-20, that's pretty crazy.

>>731636364
Breasts SINK into chest-

Fuck me, I'm masturbating furiously to this picture and still posting. I'm savoring it, I don;t want this to end.

Man, what a fine picture-

>>731636388
Lies

>>731635905
yeah i banged her a bunch and never told anyone but she finally got a bf and wasnt working so i said id throw her some cash for a blow

Fucked my older brothers gf. He found out. Was pretty bad tbh fam.

my friend was interested in our co-worker ,a divorced older mom and was working on taking her out, he succeed and he texted me that they were at a bar and I should join them. I wasn't doing that much so figured I would go and get some food too- I met them out at bar. About an hour into the night, he got a call from his mom, and had to go home and check on his dad, it was early and she didn't want to go home plus he had driven there, so he asked if I could make sure she got home safe, umm sure..well, ended up going to my place and fucking her! man he was pissed when he found out a few days later

>>731636444
Not sorry trips

>>731632462
I fucked my exs sister

>>731636567

thats some jerry springer white trash shit

>>731636364
her job is to get me off. She is my toy, whatever makes me feel good, she does.

I have had her tied to the bed spread eagle. Girl #2 I had eat her pussy and finger fuck her asshole with the same rhythm I am fucking girl #2's ass so my girl could feel it. Each thrust pushed 2's face harder into my girls pussy.

>>731636591
hey me too, anon. no regrets

>>731636438
Why would she feel trauma if she wanted it?

>>731632735
>Bunch of roommates
>Still can't afford to pay the rent

You're all a bunch of failures.

>>731635596
i havent gotten laid in almost 2 months, looks good to me

I used to break into girls email, and myspace, and aim accounts searching for nudes, and seeing all their dirty convos. I also shared a phone plan with a friend of mine who was a lesbian. She turned on auto photo backup but must not have realized that it all showed up on the account when I logged in. Soo much amazing

>>731634635
sounds like you were a pretty gross kid

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>>731635596
Why would you have that shit on the phone in tjhe fitr oplace'
?

>>731636558
She told me she was 18 and she looked it. I found out that she was 14 literally as my cock was entering her pussy. I noped the fuck out real quick.

>>731636062
she got really good at it, practice does make perfect

>>731636761
Looks like miss choksondik

I record my girl friends pissing whenever they come over with a hidden cam in the bathroom. Took a couple tries to find the perfect spot but now I've mastered it and seen all my female friends nude.

>>731632899
>I'm a beggar, not a whore!

Why would you give her any money in the first place?

I once payed a girl 50$ to let me lick her feet

>>731636740
I'm guessing psychologically she must have been raped or abused as a child to want to be fucked by 5 random 13/14 yr old boys

I watched a porno on the day of my girlfriends birthday where he pissed during a blowjob whilst erect, spent the day confused and trying to master the technique.
After taking her to the most expensive restaurant in town we went back to hers where I throat fucked her and tried out my new found talent. Two gushes of piss went straight into her mouth and throat, to which she coughed on. Pushing her head back down I begun facebanging her and pissed again - I called it a burst of precum and she took it - then came over her face whilst her head was laying off the side of the bed.

Was pretty low but also was fucking awesome.

>>731636729
I can agree with all this. Fucking girls assholes and lesbian sex is awesome- No problem with any of that.

Me-I keep myself classy. I'm the man. You do what you do man, I'm not judging you or anything.

>>731634635
Do you still do that at work or something'?

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How I feel about this.

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>>731633157

>>731636911
just being helpful, she had kids and seemed like she needed some help

>>731635598
Is this pasta or real?
If it's real it sounds like you've developed some kind of feelings for this girl. Man. That situation is all kinds of messed up. At least it seems like you care about her too.

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>>731633292
Which half

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>>731636761
What would you do to her? She caan orgasm through nipple stimulation alone so she's pretty easy, tiny mouth though. Pussys good.

>>731636842
I fucked a 15 yr old when I was 27, she said she was 19 so I understand bro. I put my dick in her and blood came out. I was like wow you were a virgin at 19? And then she blurted out sorry I'm only 15. I proceeded to fuck her brains out with no shame.

>>731633414
Ditto

>>731635256
Me and a few friends were out drinking one night and doing general drunken highschooler bullshit. A friend dared me to "tackle that fat bitch over there", which I did without a second thought. After I pushed her to the ground she was screaming and crying. I booked it down the street and didnt look back. Woke up the next morning with a wicked hangover

>>731636909

Plus I get to jerk it to the sounds of their piss hitting the toilet water. A couple times they'll let out a fart while they do it and I nut almost instantly. There's no better feeling of dominance then talking to a girl who has no idea you've seen a close up of her pussy letting out a stream of piss.

>>731637187
The first half

>>731636842
Mentirras gringou pedorrou.

Took a nap on the floor

>>731637129
post everything u have. or link. ...please.

>>731635598
Pics of her?

>>731636842
Wrong
All posters on 4chan are virgins

>>731637129
Post more pictures of those 3 please

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>>731635210
who is he tho

I effing faked seizure for attention

>>731633292
Me too. And stuck needles in my arms and all sorts of pills up my nose and ass. Been a waster for a long time.

>>731635764

Are you me?

Literally the same shit. except alot more than 2, but she only knew about two.

Told a gf I was into gas masks. So I made her wear one while blind folded and tied to the bed. I shit in my had and massaged it over her tits. Then fucked her

>>731636572
You snooze you lose

>>731637136
What do you think?
Of course it's faked

>>731637489
Well it was more than 2, but those were the 2 that I did the most with. I guess you could add the Indonesian and Filipino hookers to this list.

>>731636501
Sometimes I get urges I can't comprehend. Like drums in my chest that call for violence. Thunder in my soul that call for battle. Chills up my spine that call for conquest. What does my body mean by this? Will the drums ever stop?

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>>731637199
put her on her back and fuck her with her legs wrapped around me

I planted a hidden camera in my roommate's bedroom, pointing at her bed. With night-vision and sound, of course. It was there for several months, and I have dozens of videos of her fucking her BF and masturbating. Learned that she's more kinky than I would have thought.

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>>731637129
>>731637360
>>731637427
I'm the orignal poster of OP's pic and there is only those two pics. The girl on the right posted these pics to twitter. srry guys. this is her topless but from behind.

>>731637566
I dunno. I kind of want to believe, man.

>>731637129

>Same chick
>different friends

So many questions, is she known for mountainy ass shots or something? Does she invite her friends to do that?

>>731637607
Screenshots or fake

>>731637602
like i said, it's been a while

>>731637129
>>731637705
yeah its dumb thing she does on twitter. But she only has those two pics

walking through the grocery store. found $40 on the ground. put it in my pocket.

a few moments later, a guy and his young crying son come around the corner, and he's saying, "don't worry, buddy, we'll find it. we have to." they're looking all around on the ground, the son is wiping his tears with the back of his hand, dad looks frantic. he asks me, "i'm sorry to bother you, but you didn't see some money on the ground, did you?"

"naw man, sorry," i said.

he replied, "it's ok, thanks anyway." they kept walking, and he told his kid, "don't worry, we'll find it, and we'll go home and eat, ok?"

bought my shit and went home.

>>731637674
>original poster kek
Photo is ancient

>>731637199
Tittyfuck of course

Cheated on my girlfriend with 2 girls, and 2 guys. One of the guys is married.

>>731637674
Share her twitter mate

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>>731637674
>>731637856
trust me bro, I'm the one who posted this a long ass time ago. Heres the same chick nearly nude with a little bit of nipple

>>731637575

Fucking serious?!. Still me with the filipino hookers.
Jesus christ. I feel like im being trolled.

>>731637860
Ha yeah she's good for that at least

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>>731637719

>>731634134
story

>>731637876

just admit to her youre a faggot and break up with her, she'll understand

>>731638004
Wow nice

fucked multiple girls at my college and lied to my girlfriend about it. kept telling her i was hanging out with my gay friend to smoke weed (which she didnt agree with) but it distracted her from the fact that i was nutting in 2 broads a week. id only hang out with my gf on weekends because she lived out of town and it was a pain in the ass stayin with her the whole time.

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>>731637674
>>731637932
twitter got taken down for some dumb feminist reason or some shit. srry but heres her nipple

>>731638004
Share your skills hiding the camera for that long without her notices. I want to do the same.

>>731636911
It's how you get someone hooked dummy

>>731638004
share a vid?

>>731634269
>None are wearing panties

yr blind

Was hooking up with the class slut, all my friends had already given her a go. I told her, I'm going to fuck you in the ass to which she said no. Knowing the slut she was I just told her, this is happening, and proceeded to put my dick in her ass though she complained.

>>731632462
felt up my sister when she was passed out

>>731637992
my girl is basically dead down there with me and can only get there after 20min with her "body massager", hence almost 2 months, that and problems otherwise

>>731638191
Did the same to girlfriends little sister

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>>731637602

>>731637794
This is the worst thing you've ever done? Your life must be dull and you mustn't leave the house often

>>731632462
fucked an old, super easy friend less than a month after getting dumped by the girl of my dreams. drove my self-respect through the floor.

>>731637199
She kinda looks like this woman I used to bang called My. That's not her name, is it?

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>>731633184

Girl I dated for a few months did that, and sold "her" underwear online. She'd usually just get a cheap pair, rub them on her crotch or something, spray them with a bit of perfume and send them off.

Couple of times she'd make me do it to speed up the process, so somebody out there jacked off to the smell of my gooch and/or armpit stank.

And I got £25 out of it each time I did! Exploiting pervs is easy money.

I was fucking a chubby nurse (Italian kinda cute) and she would do just about anything I wanted to her , bondage, anal, threesomes with other chicks, and threesomes with couple of my friends too, kinda used her as my personal sex toy too. trying out stuff that I always wanted to do other girlfriends said no way to. I guess she hoped that I was going to be her BF, but I had no intention of that. She being Italian was a bit racist when it came to black-men and said no way would she fuck a black guy, well set her up blindfolded (sleep mask) in a motel room and told her two of my friends were gonna fuck her, she had few threesomes before some friends, I just failed to mention these guys were black. They came in and fucked the living shit out of her, she was cumming so much and doing everything to them too- she was curious as to what they looked like and removed her sleep mask..BAM.. instant freak out and crying/sobbing, off to the bathroom to shower, that was one way to git rid of a clingy slut

>>731633267
You're lucky you didn't get shot.

>>731638080
IP cam with a pinhole lens hidden inside a wall-mounted TV.

downloaded a car

>>731635598
What kinda mental retardation? How bad?

>>731638271
i do love to lick, play with the nipples., def when shes on top

>>731632462
broke a girls heart.

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>>731638062
>>731638075
her twitter was taken down, but heres a sexy pic of her

>>731637534
told him " you know me!, that like leaving a steak out on th counter and not expecting the dog to grab it"

>>731638426
You're autistic. Girls don't have hearts. They are cold cunts

high off meth, really horny went on craiglist personals non of the grils wanted me, still wanted to get laid one of the traps responded, met trap and fucked trap, turns out it was a guy in a wig still had sex, i was the top tho, but yeah say no to drugs kids it makes you gay.

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>became best friends with my friends gf
>behind his back of course
>im fucking in love with her
>meet her at her dorm one night
>plow her from behind and cum in her
>literally next day friend proposes to her
>she had sex with him that night
>pregnant
>it's mine but she insist to him the condom broke and he bought it

the kid is fucking 2 years old and Im the fuckin godfather

>>731633559
BGB? It's called a Devil's threeway, summerfag

Fucked my boys gf whîle he was sleeping in my basement? I think I win haha

Drugged and fucked many girls some underage, stole from many close friends and even got a few hooked to support myself.

>>731638344
My? No she was a virgin before me.

>>731638479
Here. Take this shovel. Make it easier

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>>731632462
touch and fingered my sleeping 15 yo sis, for 2 years. Masturbated in front of her too.
ohoo i creampie'd my female dog a couple of times

>>731638575

should have told her to fuck herself and let your friend know his bitch is a slut
you're a piece of shit

>>731632462
sharing pictures on /b/ that I shouldn't share

>>731632462
I'm Bill Cosby
I winrar

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I went to a gay sauna when I had a girlfriend and let an old dude suck my dick and I tried to fuck his ass but he had too much lube and it just slid around his cheeks so he cuddled me even though I didn't want to but I let him while he jerked me off.

>>731638732
Nothing wrong with that anon

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>>731638479
>>731638607
nigga what?

got the external hdd from a female friend, know she had nudes on it and does not know how to really delete them and now i fap to them every day. Kind of sad, but fuck.....

>>731638490
And you were just being a good boy right and took the steak. Nothing wrong with that. If anything he oughta be happy for your gain according the brocode (not Barneys, just the-common sense-one)

Fucking my wife's best friend. Last time waS a quickie in the bathroom at a house party we were all at.

>>731638368
That's what I was thinking too! But I couldn't stop.

>>731637964
Is it weird that our similarities makes me feel vindicated? Lol

>>731632580
LOOK at 4chan...

>>731632462
Considered voting for Trump

>>731638575
Yeah right, that's small time stuff. This one time I sat next to someone and I farted.

I let a 52 year old stranger suck my feet for more than 1 hour while I sucked his cock

oh this thread just got edgy

>>731638551
If this is true is so kekable

>>731638829
he was pissed for awhile" I wanted her" dumbass than you shouldnt have left her with me

>>731638347
Where can you sell that

>>731638271
anymore pics?

>>731634334
post greentext

>>731638881

Lol. Nah. Kind of neat in a way though

Jerked off in a training bra and put it back in the clean laundry

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>>731638785
I'm mostly annoyed I couldn't get it in. It just smushed around in the cheeks. I've been with the girl for 4 years. I still do gay hookups but faggots always want to suck. I've already got her for that. I just want to dominate another man. It makes me feel powerful. Asserting anal dominance over a faggot.

>>731636834

He just secretly loves Roddy Strong, what of it?

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There once was a dog that was left out every night and would bark it's fucking lungs out. Only a few doors down from me and I'm an insomniac at the best of times, so after 3 days of no sleep I decided to do something about my predicament.
I called to see if animal protection could do anything about it, they called round at the house the next day and found nothing wrong.

Pissed off,,,, I chose to sort this shit out myself.


Pack of sleeping tablets that were lying around that I had due to my aforementioned insomnia Hadn't used them as even with the pills, the constant noise kept me up.
Popped out 20 of the pills. They're tiny but strong as hell (if you eat one and don't sleep, you'll trip out) Got a marsbar, rolled the lot together into an amalgamation of pills and chocolate.


Later that night, around 2am, I snuck down the alley to the back yard of the house, dog STILL fucking barking the entire time, and just rolled the ball of chocolatey death under the gate.

I heard the dog stop, run over and devour it. I quickly scurried back home.

Next night, total silence. I think that if the chocolate didn't kill the thing, the pills definitely did.
Don't feel bad about it. Had no regret as I think leaving a dog in a tiny concrete yard 24 hours a day is fucking cruel.

Also, did you know that if you give a cat orange juice, it dies.

Who knew?

>>731639206
You just got to find a bottom.

I also got a blowjob from a 10 year old when I was 16 she wanted to 'share brothers cock' with her friends. But that was right around the time I left the city.

>>731639265
TLDR

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>>731632462

>>731639018
well she took after her mother (redhead) so they can't really tell if im mixed in there

>>731639265
Kill yourself

>>731639308
They always claim to be a bottom but they always want to suck. I've fucked 2 dudes and got oral from 7.

I vaped

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>>731639447

>>731639206

You're a faggot yourself, gayboy. Just admit your sodomite tendencies to your girlfriend and embrace your disgusting carnal urges

>>731639308
For real. I just banged a bttm that was only 19. Shit was difficult but worth it.

>>731632462
Moar? Salsa?

>>731633255
OOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOH
SOOOO FUCKING EDGY

> be me
> backpage ad, fine little thing with a tight body. Just turned 18.
> answered ad, set time and place.
> show up to rented cabin behind the hotel.
> meet girl and guy
> guy is pimp. "Pay me."
> $230
> says, "she'll do you anything you tell her, won't you, baby?" She says "Yes, daddy."
> pimp leaves. She opens a suitcase and brings out handcuffs, a ball gag, a dildo, and a few other toys. Says to me, "I'll do anything you want, sir."
> this is weird as fuck, but girl is fine as fuck. 10/10.
> handcuff her to headboard and fuck
> like fucking a pornstar. Facefucking, anal, ass to mouth. I came like 3 times.
> sometimes she would start crying and I would stop but she tell me it's okay, keep going.
> leave on top of the world. One of the best sexual intercourse I've had. Worth every penny. Would rent again.
> fast forward like 8 months, I see her pimp in the paper. Charged with human trafficking. Three girls under 16. Heard about it on the news, shocked by it being him.

> my best fuck was potentially actually me raping a 16 year old in every hole while she cried and called me sir.

Pretended to be a girl in an online game and ended up making my best friends there fast forward 10 years I'm still pretending to be a girl.

I don't know how to stop this ride

>>731637584
Holy shit you're insane anon

>>731639547
You're retarded. Assuming you have to be with one or the other instead of liking both

>>731632462

went to Death Valley

>>731632462
Got really drunk, licked an ugly hooker's asshole, spent a month's salary in one night; went back home with my wife.

>>731632899
>what's the lowest thing you've done
>you've done
>you've

>>731639568
I've topped and bottomed. Both good. Bottoming with a bottle of poppers is the best

>>731639611
If i were you, i would kill myself

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>>731639547
I fuck her ass too. I'll fuck yours as well. You'll not be able to sit right. Your little prostate will be mashed and your dick will dribble cum for hours. You'll cry tears of violation and I'll laugh at your weakness and gaped anus.

>>731639697

You should inform your gf regardless, she should know if you're partaking in homo shit because there's always a chance you could end up giving her a disease you picked up from bring a degenerate

>>731639785
That's the correct use when casually typing in a dialect

>>731632462
Dang not really anything I am ashamed of but I guess they could be considered 'low points' by normie standards:

>Filled best friends laptop with pictures of dead women
>Broke up friend and her boyfriend (by accident he was a total fucking faggot)
>Kicked the shit out of GFs cat because it woke me up one night. Didn't after that though.
>Once masturbated at work (not in the toilets; where the food gets processed)
>Gave a joint filled with grass to some kids and watched them smoke it.
>Found GFs sister's nude photo on her phone and jacked it.
>Lots of theft
>Sometimes stole to eat because I couldn't find a job
>Gave up on hobbies to work
>Pissed my pants at work for some reason and had to finish my shift
>Fingered my asshole in my sleep

>>731639905
Don't be a faggot

>>731638927
that's ungodly, satan has nothing on your misdeeds, if what you're saying is actually real then you're actually hitler.

>>731639905
Wasn't me but I'm always protected.

>>731633559
BGB?
Are you 12?

>>731639882
Yeah, seriously.

Knowing you'll never get ass like that again? Might as well.

Back in the Yahoo chatroom days I'd pretend to be a 12/13 year old girl and chat with middle ages men

>>731639611
Damn anon...
Feels man

>>731634284
>it turns me on for some reason.
The reason is you're gay

>>731640185
You're not the only one. I still do it.

I jerked off with pics of all my classmates.

>>731634635
What the fuck is 'Indian position' you nigger?

>>731633724
that would be incredible

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>>731640185
Hark! Art thou of child bearing age?!

>>731639882
I didn't know anything about her being young or being trafficked. She was just a petite thin brunette who kept telling me to do whatever I wanted.
I feel bad I guess, I wouldn't have done it if I knew. I don't regret it though. It was still amazing.

>>731639827
I'm meeting the 19 yr old again I'll keep this in mind. He has a nice pasty body. I made him lay down while I put lotion all over him. Eventually I sucked his sissy cock and made him cum in my mouth after edging him for an hour. Im trying to make me his only sex partner but he still puts up ads. I'll find another I suppose?

>>731633261
Har har

>>731638946
>while i sucked his cock
You suck a mans cock for more than an hour while he sucked your feet? You're fucking retarded

>>731639694
I've asked others around me and they don't feel the way I do. Its weird. I can't imagine living without the storm in me.

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Played the 'brown note' on my trombone during a pep rally once.

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>>731640405
Kek.

>>731640631
Queefed in this niggas face

>>731640788
Smoke me a kipper...