how to offend /b/tards ?

>>731624853
nowadays? literally anything

Post traps until someone gets bootyblasted and starts to spam spiderman

say I love you and i like immigrants and cucks

>>731624853

USA timezone: criticize Trump
EU timezone: criticize la Pen
Russian timezone: criticize Putler

Alltime favorite: criticize Hitler.


/b/ is so much triggerable via criticising their alt-right-heroes these days, you can reproduce almost the same results like the ones you get when triggering tumblr-feminazis.

>>731625259
It's because they all reside in the largest safe space of them all, the internet.

>>731624853
Say something true like communism has killed hundreds of millions of people in its somewhat brief history.

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>>731624853
there is no god

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:)

>>731625597
MODS

Bring back Andy SIxx

>>731625597
Well then...

>>731625427
are the fags the triggered when people killrf more the the comunitse they are a part of or the otherway ?

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>>731624853
This

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>>731625597
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>>731625681
trigger me plz

>>731624853
1. hack their computers
2. show it to their parents
3. PROFIT!

>>731624853
I don't know.
Hey, I just noticed today that there's a new board /bant/ (random/international) so you get the /pol/ flaggy IDs and all the shite of /b/ except for porn dumps.

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I don't support the ethno nationalist policies of this administration. Trump is scapegoating immigrants like Hitler did and as a Jew with a gay Latino rabbi I cannot stand idly by.
Hillary should be president.


/pol/ has taken over /b/

>>731625880
no that's the right way xd

>>731626896
>mfw americans actually believe this

>>731626847
Also children cannot consent, and the reason woman don't like you isn't either your height or you being "nice".

>>731626978
women are basically children, so you're saying that all sex is rape
this is the kind of thinking we need in this itt

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>>731626976
Mfw someone who cleans their ass with a hose and baby wipes thinks they get to have an opinion

>>731626976
>implying im american

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>>731627119
>exactly 10 seconds in between
same faggot detected

>>731627095
No, woman are perfectly capable of consent. Grow up /b/. This is the reason we prefer Tyrone to you.

Affirm that feminism is useful in western society. And that modern feminism is still the same fight than it was during the 20th century.
To make it more simple, say anything that makes a little bit of sense. They'll do anything that's in their power to find arguments against simple truths.

> btw, I'm a feminist

>>731627196
Fail.

You can't. No one except newfags actually gets offended on /b/.

If you make an anti-Trump thread you'll get a lot of rustled jimmies until a bot shows up posting pics of Japanese women to kill the thread.

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>>731627196
try again

>>731625259
fuck you just go die fucking huge ass faggot go gargle some more cock fuck fuck fuck fuckf ufkckasdkp FUCK YOU SCUM

There are more than two genders

This is not /pol/, just a reminder.

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>>731624853
Insult trump. Watch the 'shill' and 'jew' replies roll in.

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>>731624853
this

>>731627226
>simple truths
Mind you, it seems simple to us, but most people are very indoctrinated and so are not capable to comprehend this. It's actually very difficult for them to look beyond the apparent.
Yes, women fail at everything they do, but you have to account for the fact that they are mentally retarded. When you renormalize the statistics it all works out. It's very basic maths.

>>731627573
Is that even a real dick? That has to be a dildo. That's not a skin color. Did this fucker paint himself actually black or something?

>>731627291
Okay. Here goes:

>>731627104
>>731627119
>exactly 10 seconds in between
same faggot detected

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>>731627644
the fuck do you mean that's not a skin color. Are you retarded?

>>731627579
La Pens daughter

pooping isn't that important

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>>731625681
What the FUCK did you just say?!!? I honestly can't string two of those words together in a coherent fashion.

>>731624853

Black people, muslims and women are equal to white straight males.

Why are 4chan kids so preoccupied with being offensive, by the way? They wear it like a badge of honour. Whoopee, you made a lot of people angry and uncomfortable, I could get simillar results by pulling down my pants and taking a shit on the subway.

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After reading this tread, I must say that you white people are crazy racist.

The world would have been better off without you

>>731628154
Ironically, that would NOT trigger /b/tards. You might just get voted king for the day.

>>731628154
Because /b/ lost their shit so often over the dumbest posts that it became a thing to do. No one set out piss people off, they just GOT pissed off at everything. Every thread has someone screaming "CANCER OF B. STOP MAKING THESE THREADS"

This isn't fucking tumblr. If they wanna be offended all the time, go there.

It's bottom tier entertainment to try and piss people off all the time, but time and time again they take the bait and perpetuate the entire situation

Trump is a commie. "Enemy of the people" is what he calls journalists.

>>731628399
>99
>dubs
>nice
I would vote you king all day long.
Can I suck your cock?

>>731629274

Well, according to my alternative facts, that is fake news.

They went full Orwell in like three days, and then Trump hired a bunch of billionaires to run the country. And now all the rednecks who voted for him are gonna have their health care revoked and die from easily preventable diseases.

It would be funny, if it wasn't so depressing.

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>>731624853

>>731625539
telling them there is a god triggers them 1000x more

>>731625838
/thread

>>731624853
9gag is god tier

Post the log of shit meme...

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>>731624853

tell them that 0.9999... = 1