hey /b/ what should be the iPhone 8 new feature

The Galaxy Note 7's battery

>>731618067
gay porn

maybe you can charge it if you put it in the oven at 450 for 25 minutes

>>731618067
Lack of Lightning port, it can only be used through a single battery charge

Android nougat

>>731618067
0 buttons

A headphone jack

>>731618551
nice

How about being able to choose ringtone without jailbreaking and without itunes? I've been an iphonefag for 8 years and that shit really annoys me!

>>73161867
taht must suck

you can remove the screen and mess with something and make it faster

>>731618067
If you take accidental nudes it will blur when you send them out. You have to manually choose if you want to send real nudes so as to avoid sending to the wrong person or making a drunk decision.

Not the best idea but took 30 seconds to think of.

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>>731618672
That's what you get for being an iPhone fagg

>>731619072
No, that's why i jailbreak + other small reasons

>>731618672
Get a good phone then

wow yall are boring

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>>731618067
The s6 edge screen

Crack proof

webm support

>>731618067
It should come with the first chavelle album pre loaded. THEY SAY FREAK, WHEN YOU'RE SINGLED OUUUUT!

>>731619569
Main reason I don't get an iPhone. I have an iPad, I think it's stupid that I had to switch to my galaxy s3 at the time just to browse 4chan because of the lack of webm support.

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>>731618067

>>731619761
They already have that, it's called Grindr

>>731618067
Headphone jack

>>731619569
This.

Something needs to be detachable and reattach able

>>731618067
Fully loaded with CP.

Now this is entertainment

>>731618287
>The 24 minutes of iPhone 8.
I like it.

Ohio
https://youtu.be/xtMKLn8TiMM

>>731618067
Built in flashlight

>>731619920
Mods MOOODSSSS

>>731619569
Why can't you guys just use the 4chan app? It plays webm's for me on my iphone.

>>731618067
Snake as standard

>>731618067
Idiot termination ray.

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>>731618067
Being able to retain all your data even when its been destroyed. Call it i-Safe or some shit. When it detects it getting broken it automatically uploads everything to the i-Cloud.

fireproof

>>731618067
Definitely low key shoop the pornhub app in there

>>731618672
How about man up and pay 99 cents for the ringtone you want?

>>731618067
Snake

>>731620346
What's wireless coverage like in the year 2120?

>>731618067
Clamshell body

>>731620073
This is thinking different

>>731618067
physical keyboard.

hotplate will charge phone

>>731620560
Niggers and software pirates are the lowest forms of life.

>hurr durr I found out a way to save $3

>>731619717
Get the vlc app, it works pretty well especially when split multitasking

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>>731618067 Stop with lightly trolling iPhone 8 users. We want their phones destroyed

>>731618067
Retractable Fleshlight

>>731620560
That's not the issue, i have probably spent over 100€ in apps that i use (legally bought them even if i have the device jailbroken) i just want it to be smooth

>>731618067
Detachable Camera Lens.

>>731618067
a detachable phone piece that just has texting with a physical keyboard and calling.

>>731621434
I like that

>>731618067
how about the case is made from a flubber like substance and it will bounce back up if you thrpw it down hard enough

>>731618067
No aux or charging ports. No screen either.

>>731621545
Now we're talking
Could target dumb children.
Would totally work.

>>731618067
Whatever Samsung did 3 years ago

harder vibrations so when it's up your ass like most applefags like it'll pleasure more.

>>731621545
yea. add something like that liquid that gets solid if you hit it fast on the inside to protect inner parts

Im stil using a galaxy note 3 and I like it a lot

>>731621885
I will legit work on this

>>731618229
we've already done microwaves and water.

what would course salt mixed with warm sand do?
we could say the sand helps speed up the reaction faster without making the thing overheat, as well as being necessary to break down the ions holding the salt particles together. that way the phone absorbs the ions directly into its battery

>>731622044
no you won't skeleton lies

>>731622044
another idea regarding liquids: it has built in liquid iron follicles/ferrofluid inside.
if you hold a strong enough magnet to the screen, it'll bring the ferrofluid up and you can see it and play with it using the magnetic.

>>731621118
I'll try it on the iPad. Thanks

>>731618067
Suicide assistance button with one syringe, and one vial of death syrup.

>>731618139
kek

>>731618067
pay 800$ dollars because 8
They're single use phones so one charge and you throw them away
Because of this amazing innovation you no longer need to charge your phone.

>>731622959
fucking kek

>>731618067
It's more durable so you can drop it or hit it with a hammer and it will still work

-SD card port
-replaceable battery
-USB-C connector
-3.5mm head phone plug
-open source OS that you can build and install on your own if you really want to

optional: reduced price and weight + easier repair by using a cheap plastic instead of a metal case

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>>731622959

>>731622959
no one will ever believe this

>>731623212
I don't understand, believe what?

>>731623212
only dumb hipster fags who will say this is great for the environment. Green energy is the future

>>731618067
why dont they just make a normal cellphone that doesnt have apps and internet and a "personal assistant" that is constantly listening.

>>731622044
DO I BELIEVE THE DUBS OF TRUTH OR IS HE A SKELETON
I'm so conflicted also my caps lock is sticky, get to work apple

>>731618067
Lets go back to the idea where if you threw your phone down hard enough it would bounce. Targets dumb children.

>>731623314
i guess

>>731623491
Shatter proof screen, try standing and jumping on it, kids!

>>731623212
have you seen what apple retards will buy?
trust me they will

>>731623805
Kek
That would be funny if people fell for it but I truly think no-one would fall for it.

>>731624412
Water and microwaves were the best possible, but that's already done. I don't think there's much left to try.
Although the drill was surprisingly successful

>>731624612
Fire.
The red iPhone 7 was to be acclaimed fire resistant. Maybe we could claim that apple had taken the success of that feature and implemented it into the iPhone 8
fucking kek

>>731624836
Now we're thinking, that's a good start

>>731625032
We need more people on this

>>731618067
>hey /b/ what should be the iPhone 8 new feature

It should be a Google Pixel phone running Android. Fuck Apple. Fuck Timmy.

>>731625309
how about a green one thats acid resistant?

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Someone use this
Im not good with photoshop

>>731625678
8 only does everything.

>>731618067
feature to turn it into android, all it needs is a hard reboot.

>>731625748
What no
its just a stupid idea.

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Apple has implemented
"Fire"
Good or different name

we need it to get bricked and get people to thinks it's a super security feature.

New and improved bulletproof glass!

>>731626624
kek

>>731626593
Fires Good