I'm a drunk physicist. Ask me anything.

Why did the jews do 9/11

>>731612179
Fuck off Sheldon

>>731612179
why does cheese give me the shits?

Why does my penis get hard for sexy trannies but not men?

>>731612179

physics is a social constuct

Whats the cubed volume of the alcohal u have consumed so far

>>731612179
I jumped in the air earlier and now im stuck, can you give me the number of a scientist to call

>>731612179
Is it possible to create a magnetic field I side a magnetic field? If so would it be able to limit the amount of radiation if said field is big enough?

>>731612179
Im a drunk scammer http://104.131.160.52/#

>>731612179
What's the result of an unproven mathematical equation?

>>731612179
what field do you study?

What do you think about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KIC_8462852#An_artificial_megastructure

>>731613436 (you)
>I should've just said:
Can a negative be proven? (considering all the laws)

What is the point of life?

>>731613399
uhh

>>731613780

to live

>>731613399
It told me that OP was a faggot.

Can OP please prove or disprove his faggotry using Physics.

>>731612179
kill yourself now?

>>731613436
SLIMY MUSLIM COCKS

>>731612179
>>731612179
>>731612179
>>731612179

Please prove or disprove your faggotry with Physics please OP.

>>731612179
What r ur credentials?

>>731612179
Can you write a proof for unicorns?

is light a wave or a particle? or both? or none?

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>>731615096

>>731615118
I, being a sworn faggot, and false chanphysicist, do solemnley attest that i have been assraped by unicorns, and therefore, unicorns are real.

>>731615096
Unfortunately i am just working on my masters degree and don't have any publications yet. However my master thesis will be about simulating heavy ion collisions and my work builds on the following papers: arXiv:1605.07184v2 and arXiv:1612.06395v2

>>731615650
in other words, see,>>731615497

not OP
>>731612690
because of protein your body can't digest

>>731612877
you are a closed homosex

>>731612921
too much

>>731613020
0800fuckyourself

>>731613337
WHAT?

>>731613668
no

>>731613780
spread your genes

>>731614371
OP is always a faggot

>>731615118
fuck off faggot

>>731615619
solid fuckn gold

>>731615421
As far as I am concerned I try to think of it as both, but not at the same time. I use whatever picture (wave or particle) suits my problem best. For interference I think of waves, for the auger effect I think of particles.

>>731615922
you are a naive hack

https://youtu.be/xtMKLn8TiMM

>>731615989
I am curious to hear your oppinion on the subject.

>>731615799
>because of protein your body can't digest
Wrong

What is the meaning of life?

Are niggers people?

>>731615799
OP here.
apart from "too much" this /b/tard is absolutely right and i could not have given the answers to all your questions any better. Thanks anon for helping me out.

A drunk unemployed physicist? It's midday on a Friday dude you should be in a lab or some shit.

>>731615922
this just prooved that you are a fag.
think outside the box you faggot.
light is something we can't describe now. it is both and none at the same time. something completly new we don't not about yet.

do you want to be a faggot or someone who discovered something new? i guess you are happy with being a faggot.

>>731616215
Do you even know what unemployed means?

>>731616137
if a nigger is a human being for you than yes, otherwise no.

>>731615799
OP must prove his faggotry with Physics then.

>>731616320
Not having a job and currently in search for one.

>>731612179
Textbook and timestamp or gtfo

>>731616037
my 'opinion' is you should stop parroting what you've been 'taught' and look to the future.
stop breeding stagnation, closeminded slave.

>>731616456
>sends freshman physics textbook
>is first year university student

>>731616180
no problem bro
i'm drunk too and physic and chemistry is somethink i learn about in my free time. i don't even go to college but now more about it then 95% of humans.

i hope you get your doctor or whatever you want to do :)

>>731612179
What ya drinkin tonight? Also is it Doctor Anon or are you not PhDed yet

>>731616548
If you're going to boast about intelligence use correct English please.
>know instead of now
retard

>>731616052
Correct, it is because of a sugar that he can't digest, he doesn't have the enzyme lactase and therefore lactose is not broken down, causing water retention and gas in the gut

>>731616052
explain

>>731616695
I just did above you

>>731616548
>i don't even go to college but now more about it then 95% of humans
>i didn't even go to college but know more about it then 5% of humans
>fify
Plus you don't know even the real why cheese gives people the shits

>>731612179
What is 1 / 137?

>>731616644
The older you get the more your chances you have for your body to stop producing lactase.

>>731616636
fuck off i'm drunk

>>731616695
This is why >>731616644

>>731616755
0.007 with sig figs taken into account for

>>731616799
kek you're good man just giving you a hard time

>>731616844
Yeah...I was hoping more for an explanation of it's significance in physics
...

>>731616933
Oh shit my bad. I'm not OP just a sophomore Mol Gen student

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>>731616456
I dont have my textbook at hands right now but this is part of a calculation I did for my master thesis.

>>731612179
How exited are you about the James Webb, will it change the way we humans perceive ourselves? Also, your opinion on possibilities of faster then light travel?

>>731612179
What is your favorite number?

>>731616617
schnaps and wodka

>>731612179
Why be a physicist? More than anything, why chose to be it? how did you know it was something you'd like?

>>731616755
the value of sommerfeld's constant in the low energy limit

>>731617367
3

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>>731617296
wow fuck all that

>>731612179
What the hell are you doing on 4chan OP??

>>731617296
>are we mad because you're retarded?
no, not really...

>>731617296
My physics make your physics look like a jap dick.

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>>731612179
Being that photons have no mass, how are they pulled into a black hole?

>>731617481
I dont know for sure but I was always curious about how things work in detail and physics tries to describe the whole fucking universe. Also, I love science, bitch.

>>731617347
If negative matter exists, I think traveling faster than light would be possible, but I am not really proficient in general relativity.

>>731617812
wasting my time

>>731618126
They aren't pulled. Light is a geodesic of space-time. Near massive bodies the space-time will be curved, meaning that the shortest path in this case is no longer a straight line

Seriously, how the fuck do magnets work?

>>731618126
their rest mass is zero but depending on their frequency they also carry energy and since einstein we know that energy "equals" mass. So photons are pulled into black holes because of their relativistic mass.

>>731618455
OMG fuck off, this was the worst part of my solid state physics exam.

>>731618442
I like your explination better than mine but I think you wanted to say that light travels along geodesics of spacetime and not that light "is" a geodesic.

>>731619151
That's exactly it.
I was referring to light as a curve instead of a physical thing just like we refer to an origami tetrahedron just as a tetrahedron but not really

>>731617804

how much mass do i lose every time i flatulate

>>731619370

Are you sure you're a physicist?
Last time i check photons were a wave, but still react to the bends in spacetime around a massive body. Just not to the extent that other massive objects do because of the momentum of the photons.

its only gay if you like it

>>731612179
How the fuck does the speed of light slow down in a solid. The speed of light is the speed of light. Could it be even faster in a supervacuum then?

>>731619830
shots fired

>>731619697
the internent says that: "The researchers noted that a singular fart, regardless of time of day, gender, or body size, was between 33 to 125 ml, with a median of 90 ml." unfortunately I am too lazy to look up the usual density of a fart to give u the mass of your usual fart.

>>731619830
I wasn't denying that light can be seen as a wave. I was just defining a the geodesic curve of space-time as light.

I'm not OP but I do study physics and mathematics.

>>731620151
There is no such thing as a supervaccuum..

>>731620363
i was just making up another side. Answer the real question asshat.

>>731620151
the speed of light does not really change, only the effective speed is slowed down since the photons are absorbed in the solid and reemitted with a short delay which makes it look like photons travel through solids slower than in vacuum.

>>731620353

If that is the case, then how can come light can be affected by itself?

>>731612179
What do you think of the Boötes void? Could it really be a potential candidate for a T3 civilisation?

>>731620453
I'm neither OP, or a physicist.

>>731620472
Again, I referred to light as a curve, it's a mathematical construct. Namely, a regular curve that brings a real number to Minkowski space such that it contains zero geodesic curvature.

How do we KNOW light doesn't travel faster outside of a galaxy/dark matter?

sorry guy but I have to go now. My boyfriend is pushing.

>>731620866
thx fag

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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>>731622835
>speed velocity