Is this seriously what Americans call "fine dining"?

>>731611461
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>>731611461
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>>731611461
squeeze the CHEEEEEEESE!!!

Yeah why

>>731611461
Yeah totes

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>>731611461
quench your thirst with SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE

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>>731611672

>>731611779
USE IT TO WASH DOWN YOUR PB&J SANDWICH IN A CAN

>>731611672
>reel chease

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>>731611963
FORGOT PIC

>>731611461
Clearly the work of japs

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Spanish living in the UK, just had this.

>>731612117
faggot

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>>731611672
squeeze me out some cookies

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how bout dat grape malk

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>>731611461

Bait 0/10

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>>731612414
maybe some liquid dessert in a carton

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>>731611461
>Americans
blah blah blah blah Americans blah blah blah blah jealousy blah blah blah

>>731611461
no, but aquaman might

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>>731612460
when you squeeze your cheese and can your sammiches, creamsickleize your milk and squirt your cookies you end up like this typical american.

>>731612016
Is that a drink, or does the top come off and it's an actual sandwich?

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some things should not exist

>>731612879
theres a real sandwich in there

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>>731612676
>this typical american.
you're right. I can tell from this picture that this is an american
fucking idiot

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>>731612886

>>731612414
this isn't for your average american it's for niggers

>>731612516
What else do the europoors have to write about..they are sad pathetic bunch!

>>731611461
Fuck Yea op, you fucking faggot. That's the meal right there britbag piece of shit.

>>731611461
no, this is what the fat fucking trump supporters from shit states in the bible belt would consider fine dining. No way any actual contributing-to-society American thinks that. Fuck all you dumb fat fucking idiots. America should be controlled by the liberal elites and the coasts/midwest because all you fat welfare states just suck up the resources of intelligent, hardworking people who care about their fellow citizens.

>>731612919
They'll be the kind of things that people murder each other over in a nuclear apocalypse.

>>731612925
He's fat tho

>>731611461
No? Why would you even think that?

>>731613209
It's officially summer

>>731613255
>>731613255
and the picture you're responding to isn't american with proof

>>731613284
Do you even know why people say it's summer?

>>731611461
Americans don't know fine dining, they just burn everything and call it BBQ'd

>>731613387
Why haven't you kissed a girl yet?

>>731613209
I love in the midwest and have half a brain. This anon is right.

>>731613284
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>731613209
>rips on half his country
>cares about fellow citizens
Good job shillary, almost on par with trump as far as arguments go.

>>731613465
Your pig mother doesn't count either

>>731612925
>walkers crisps
confirmed for UK, nice try eurofaggots

>>731613522
hahaha "pig mother" says the trailer trash

>>731613209
Typical libtard

>>731613573
Hahaha typical virgin response

>>731611461
thats just a quick fun meal for a child to eat. it has essential fats/proteins/carbs and minerals.

for dinner i'm sure theyll have a nice piece of grilled lean chicken breast and a side of nutritious vegetables

>>731612117
Sooo eating raw meat that isn't beef?

>>731612117
way too much avocado
tuna looks decent

>>731613712
fair enough.. but far from fine dining, jesus

>>731613810
see
>>731613843

>>731611461
An American liberal wrote this

>>731611461
back to /ck/ and take your jealousy with you

>>731613843
>>731613894
Oh, right, tuna tataki. Didn't even think you would cook it this way. Shouldn't it spend less time on a hotter pan so that the white part is thinner?

>>731613878
you could take said chicken and vegetables, throw it into a bowl with penne, and then toss it with a nice white wine/tomato sauce and make a "fancy" chicken bolognese.

if thats acceptable enough for you

>>731614221
the more pink my tuna is the better. but to each his own

>>731613530
Read the url on the box of pizza lel

>>731611461
Why can't Europoors just use Google when they have stupid questions? Of course that's fine dining in the US. Idiot.

>>731612886
Ive tried these before.

they are godawful

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>>731612307
I buy the logs and eat them raw

I have a wicked sweet tooth

>pic related

>>731612925
>>731613530
>>731614340

lmao what a fail post. good eye you two

>>731611461

Yes, we also like fancy McDonalds too.

>>731614565
fucking revolting

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>>731611461
This is what you throw together for your 2 year old when you are trying to do 14 other things at once. Pic related is an example american fine dining.

>>731614275
You can't just say "wine" and expect your 5-minutes pasta with chicken to be worth "fine dining".
Fine dining has to use at least two different textures. Like, chicken with meat, hard bones and crusty skin. Not "chewy pasta, chewy chicken fillet and chewy veggies". Of course, "crusty" vegetables would do.
Cuisine is like sex : you always need something soft and something hard.

>>731614884
ever hear of "al dente"? you could most certainly make a pasta dish considered fine cuisine. all I did was simplify it by leaving out ingredients and cook prep.

relax!

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>>731611461
No, but this is.

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Pussy foreigners can't handle American food

>>731615072
What are tastes if not personal feelings we will fight for to our very death?
Fine pasta dish do exist. Gratin use cheese as a crutsy part. A lot of dishes use herbs like chive, just crusty enough. Then you have fresh cream, so that the pasta is the hard part. Take a good hamburger : bread is usually a bit crusty, and beef if the soft part. Then take a tournedos rossini : beef is the hard part, foie gras being the soft one.

>>731615576
>>731615576

No shit, fatass.
Not everyone can handle a heart attack.

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>>731615576
I wouldn't recommend it. Ever since I took control of my health, I've rejected American 'food,' and my body has been repaying me for it.

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do other countries even have summer bbq s?

>>731615632
as for the pasta dish it sounds more like a casserole. too much breading/cheese makes for a fatty and filling dinner. which is anything but fine cuisine.

I do not disagree with the use of hard/soft textures though

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>>731615576
is it wrong for pictures of food to give me an erection?

>>731611779
>drinking chocolate
>measurement in grams
>american

I've spotted an idiot everyone

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>>731616128
I developed a foot fetish thanks to this board, so at this point, your newfound food-fetish is pretty much norm.

>>731615155
Damnit I do kind of want that.

>>731616128
i'd devour that grilled cheese burger/bacon melt thingy in a heartbeat

but then maybe i wouldnt even have a heartbeat after !

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>>731616006
I don't think they even have all you can eat buffets

>>731614769
>not enough to be comfortably full afterwards
>no cultural identity whatsoever
>probably fucking expensive

Yeah, better stick with OP's meal

>>731611461
A beautifully sliced hotdog over velveeta shells and cheese?

Yes. I sell this at my fine dining restaurant and it sells for $50 per entree.

>>731616359
what round do you think he's on, his second?

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>>731616359
I went to a all-you-can-eat buffet in COEX when I lived in Korea once. It was $30 per person. I left without even taking a sip of the water.

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>>731615576
>implying that only americans have big burgers

>>731616541
wow it was that bad, huh?

>>731616113
Of course with cheese as with anything, moderation is key. Even a casserole can be found in a good restaurant ; they usually place a quite small, separate bowl in your plate.
Cheese can be fine, but at is it "greasy", you can't use too much, and only as a side for "lean" food.

>>731612925
maybe read the url on the pizza box
>.co.uk
fucking autist

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>>731611461
Is-... is this a joke?

You wanna go home??

Do me a favor. GET OUT!!!

>>731616257
my stomach just orgasamed

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Just leave this here

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>>731616696
The food looked good, but I'm glad they presented the bill BEFORE I went to fetch a plate. I caved and went to a Lotteria instead.

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America will never know what fine dining is

>>731613593
shuit up, liberal

>>731617021
lotteria is so good. I miss that about living in korea.

>>731612117
Thought tataki normally came with a shit ton of pepper? Or is America fucking shit up as always?

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>>731617177
As do I.....as do I....
>WHY?!
>WHY DID I COME BACK TO THE U.S.?

>>731616363
This isn't a meal dude. This is likely one of five+ courses. Don't know much about fine dining, eh?

>>731617424
Exactly what I was going to say

>>731612925
>I wash myself with a rag on a stick

>>731617121
Depends on where you're at, mate. After eating at Houma's house in Louisiana I've honestly never found better food

>>731617424
>>731617494
The last and only time I went to a seven course dinner, I still felt empty afterwards.

>>731611461
no. you were lied to. That right there is garbage... Unless you are poor as fuck... then that will help the survives. but you dont weanna survives eatingg that sheeeeiiit.

>>731617674
And how fat are you? I'm usually done by the time the entree is on its way out.

>>731613209
Lmao good thing that all the people that rip on southern states cooking have never been to any. We cook all kinds of amazing foods that you haven't and won't ever experience. Enjoy your salad and burnt steak. lmao

>>731611779
That's a pretty standard UK drink bro

>>731614275

Chicken? In a Bolognese? Fuck outta here with that shit... I'm sure it would taste fine, but call it something else.

>>731617121

Right, because between 330 million or so of us, nobody takes what other cultures do and try to take it to another level. Sure.

The only countries with more Michelin star restaurants than the US are France and Japan.

>>731618758

Allow me to clarify- 3 Michelin Star restaurants.

>>731618292
hahaha i knew someone would eventually call me out on that

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>>731616363
>no cultural identity
>America
>land of the immigrant

Nah, we just eat burritos.