tarp tread. Feminine penises only i am not gay

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>>731606911
>tarp tread. Feminine penises only i am not gay

YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT

KYS FAGGOT

NEVER FAGGOTPOST HERE AGAIN

DIE FAGGOT DIE

MOAR MOAR GLORIOUS TRAPS

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>>731606911
>tarp thread

>>731606911
>tarp thread
Faggot trying to get past my filter

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>>731609097
>>731609297

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>>731607721

What's with the kissing~<3?

>>731606911
Liking traps is infinitely worse than being gay

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>>731606911

>>731606911
>Asking for penis
>"I am not gay"
>You can't have both.. you are gay

>>731610720
Not even a trap just a dumb nigger in a wig

>>731610270
>Liking the D
>Wanting to fuck somebody who looks exactly like a woman
How its comparable?

>>731606911
Look man if it has a penis you are gay. Feminine or not Its FUCKING GAY

>>731611058
>wanting to suck dick
"not gay"
wat

>>731610419
> inb4 comparison to "man" with a vagina
> if its the male parts you're attracted to you're a faggot
> a penis is an exclusively male organ

>>731610355
Cmon guys, traps arent gay and you know it

>>731606911

>penis only
>i am not gay

>>731611178
no, If she has a dick then he is a man therefore gay

this thread is one fucking bait

>>731609097
kek

>>731610634
Sauce?

>>731606911
The Onion described OPs situation best a very long time ago:


>Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I >believe we should all live and let live. But lately, >I've been having a real problem with these >homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go >these days, one of them approaches me and >starts sucking my cock.
>Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually >struck up a conversation with this guy in the >health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a >couple of fellas talking about their workout >routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The >guy looked like a real man's man, too–big >biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem >the least bit gay. At least not until he started >sucking my cock, that is.

>Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my >cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a >pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall >the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the >conversation, and I don't have a sign around my >neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, >Suck My Cock."
>I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them >be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But >when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a >real problem.
>Then there was the time I was hiking through the >woods and came across a rugged-looking, >blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed >straight enough to me while we were bathing in >that mountain stream, but, before you know it, >he's sucking my cock!

>cont

>>731606911
>i want penis
>not gay

where is the confusion exactly

>>731612313
>What is it with these homos? Can't they control >their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay >cocks out there for them to suck on without them >having to target normal people like me?
>Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock >sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the >guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video >store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or >any of the countless other homos who've come >on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, >and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
>I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your >cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your >head: How the hell did this happen? Where did >this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And >where did he get those fantastic boots?
>It screws with your head at other times, too. >Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm >afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to >some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even >started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking >episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital >relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that >haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post->game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks >forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop >thinking about.

>cont

>>731612400
>Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be >women trying to suck my cock, which would be >adultery and would make me feel tremendously >guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But >believe me, that's enough. I don't know what >makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy >who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't >want to know. I just wish there were some way to >get them to stop.
>I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, >but it has all been to no avail. A few months >back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking >black leather thong with menacing metal studs in >the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, >but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to >encourage them. Then, I really started getting >rough, slapping them around whenever they >were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even >pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation >and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, >chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What >do I have to do to get the message across to >these swishes?
>I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint >and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going >to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe >pinning them down to the cement floor of the >loading dock with my powerful forearms and >working my cock all the way up their butt so they >understand loud and clear just how much I >disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I >mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

>>731610653
Never found sauce on this

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>>731606911
>Feminine penises only

>tfw all these 10/10 traps have bigger dicks than me

>>731606911
Sauce plz

>>731606911
of course not, being gey is social construct :)

>>731613676
This traps penis looks like it's 6 inches which is pretty average. You must be like 5inches then

>>731613982
I'm slightly shorter than that.

>tfw my high school gfs would tell me I was big because I was their first
It was fucking awkward.

>>731607326
Welp, congrats anon. You posted the first trap I'd actually put my dick in

>>731610720
ugly and not fem at all

>>731614196
congrats fag, you're the newest person here

tarp != trap

>>731606911
The Troubled Asset Relief Program was pretty gay.

Other than bending taxpayers over I dunno what that has to do with schlongs though.

>>731614716
I've been lurking traps threads for a while, I'm bi, but tbh never one was into it before now

>>731613525
it's some dude's butthole, who the fuck cares

>>731611058
>exactly like a woman
but not a woman. if you were straight you'd fuck actual women. not a "woman" with a PENIS

if you like PENIS, you're a faggot. if you want your lover to have a PENIS, you're a faggot. if you're in to masculine or feminine bodies that have a PENIS, you're a faggot. this is not complicated.

Story about the past half hour of my life
>saw this thread
>got into my pink panties and bra to feel pretty
>start looking at the pictures
>get out my but plug and put in ass
>start watching my third hypno today (like good girls should)
>get out vibrator because plug doesnt do it
>kneel over on the floor, my large clit between by legs, my vibrator in my pussy
>shaking on the floor with pleasure, hypo sending me into girls trance

>loud knock on door
>try not to sound too girls "who is it?"
>housemate responds "anon we are going to the pub you coming?"
>me "no i need to revise" (vibrator still in my ass, still watching hypno"
>they leave
>I cum to the thought of them catching me in my girly underwear, vibrator in ass watching hypno, and then becoming their slut

now posting here because why not

>>731607326
I would totally rub my cock with hers in the least gay way possible

>>731606911
Any traps fucking actual women?
I seen a couple webcam ones..
Does bailey jay fuck women (with vagina)

>>731606911
>"feminine" penises for I am a huge faggot
FTFY

>>731615323
I do. I want more of that dude.

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>>731606911
>Feminine penises
No such thing, faggot.

>>731615964
Wow, that was pretty fucking funny!!!
>The first thousand or so times some idiot thought he had an original idea!

>>731616173
k

>>731615678
pretty hot story.

post pics.

>>731606911
Maddie is the best trap ever

>>731616673
sauce

>>731615969
>
Iron Sheik said it, so it's got to be true.

>>731617075
/b/

>>731606911
>i am not gay
zezzle

>>731607067
why do girls stuff their panties with eggs?

>>731617401
i think thats just called having a period

>>731606911
Sometimes it's hard to get irony across when it's written

>>731614819
moar

>>731617401
>>731617586
kek